Chapter 95: I took off my pants

观众 The audience laughed endlessly, there was no way to continue on the stage, because the voice of the actors on the stage couldn't hold the stage. When the audience laughed, the actors generally stopped talking and let the laughter fly for a while.
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and motioned him to stop singing.
Then Cao Xiaobao quietly looked at Cao Shulin, who was standing beside him with a smile, and whispered, "Are you sure this is the little song of" The West Chamber "taught by my dad?"
The stress of Cao Xiaobao was placed on the word "my dad", so Yang An, Hou Jian, and Cao Xiaobao on the stage were all peeking at Cao Shulin, but Cao Shulin was a serious, old god.
Woo ~~~
The audience members booed immediately, and laughed, it turns out that this root is bad for you!
Yang An said with a serious face: "Of course it is OK!" The West Chamber ", one of the four ancient masterpieces in ancient China, it is my favorite book to read, and I am too familiar with the content, can this be wrong?"
Uh ...
Twenty-four masterpieces ... don't you make trouble? Are there four books in the West Chamber?
The audience smiled.
Cao Xiaobao was upset: "Is" The West Chamber "one of the four famous books? Do you bully me for less or why? You should be stupid!"
Yang An argued: "What's wrong? Am I wrong? Four ancient masterpieces in ancient China," Three Kingdoms "," Water Margin "," West Chamber "," Jin Pinmei ".
Cao Xiaobao interrupted him with a cry: "Are these all four masterpieces? And what was the last one you said? What do you like the most?"
The audience on the stage are all laughing and laughing, saying that the West Chamber is okay, why do you suddenly pop out a Jin Pinmei?
Yang Andao: "Okay, well, the ancient Chinese classic" The West Chamber ", is this alright?"
Cao Xiaobao still persisted: "Although the title of the book is correct, what the are you singing?"
Yang An was even more puzzled: "The hero and heroine of the Western Chamber, Zhang Sheng, Cui Yingying! Where did I sing wrong? Friends, do you judge, am I wrong?"
"Yes!"
Woo ~~
The audience cheered, Cao Xiaobao also supported him, and stopped him: "Let's go! Let's continue singing!"
Yang An also stomped his face and pointed at Cao Xiaobao: "Look at your unhappy look, it seems like" The West Chamber "cannot be sung! Do you ask the audience," The West Chamber "is forbidden? "
The audience shouted, "No!"
Yang An asked again, "Can I sing?"
"Can sing!"
The audience cheered again. Haha laughed and listened respectfully.
"Sure, sing a little song does not stop people, then sing!"
Yang Anqing cleared his throat and continued to sing: "The second Xiuli, Zhang Xiucai, held Yingying Ying in his arms, Yingying said, Xiao Nu's family was a virgin daughter. You are in vain.
In Zhang Sancai, Zhang Xiucai took off her gown. Yingying said that Xiaonu's family was a virgin daughter, take it off, take it off, you take it off in vain.
Zhang Xiucai in the 24th ... "
Cao Xiaobao interrupted quickly: "Can't take off anymore!"
Yang An stopped and didn't sing, and he did not argue with Cao Xiaobao, so he swept over 300 people with his eyes.
Unsurprisingly, the audience were all standing by Yang An, laughing loudly and shouting in unison: "Keep singing!"
"You listen to the voices of the masses! I have more than 300 fellow comrades!"
Yang An continued to sing: "Zhang Xiucai in Si Gengli took off his pants. Yingying said that Xiaonu's family was a virgin daughter. Come down. OK, this is called "Zhang Sheng Hao Wu Geng"! "
Cao Xiaobao reacted and immediately shouted, "No!"
Sahahahaha ...
The audience laughed and laughed, one after the other was smiling, Yang An, would you like to be so funny? Are you funny? This is!
Noisy five more?
You are better than me!
Cao Xiaobao stretched out four fingers and swayed in front of Yang An: "Four more, everyone heard it, this is just the fourth more! Right?"
The audience shouted: "Yes!"
Yang An touched the back of his head, a very blank look: "Only four more? Master, he only taught me a few words, I will not sing in the back, you want to listen, find him!"
The spearheads instantly shifted to Cao Shulin. At this moment, Yang An and Cao Xiaobao took a step back and bowed to the audience at the same time. The two had finished their performance!
Oh ha ha ha ha!
The audience was crazy, they all cried out and sent out Lin Yunshe's warmest applause today!
The show on the stage is not finished yet. A "Zhang Sheng, Cui Yingying Makes Five More" is just an episode, a personal talent show by Yang An and Cao Xiaobao. When they are finished, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian will join Already.
Cao Shulin applauded gently, walked to the teasing position, and said to Yang An: "Oh, good, good, just now you both behaved very loosely, very naturally ..."
The audience on the stage interrupted and shouted, "Five more!"
"Sing fifth more!"
Xi Mantang laughed, and He interrupted Cao Shulin's praise to Yang An.
Cao Shulin wouldn't be afraid of this situation. He looked at the audience, looked at the sky, and then pointed it out impatiently, saying, "It's not five days yet, what is the trouble with your audience? Continue to say, ah, good cross talk, that is, we should interact and chat with the audience more ... "
Woo ~
The audience do n’t buy it. This is a fresh baggage. There are some old comic fans here who have never heard of it. Of course, they are anxious at this time, and they want to hear what is behind.
I put it in one sentence: I even took off my pants on Siegengtian. How do you stop?
Cao Shulin was interrupted for the second time, watching the audience: "Do you really want to listen?"
"miss you!"
There are more than three hundred audiences. All the men and women are following the coax. When people buy tickets to enter the venue, it is the grandmother and the grandmother who have the money. They have the right to listen to this!
Cao Shulin stomped his feet, looked around and asked, "Is there a public audience? Are there any audiences from the Cultural Bureau? Are there any staff members in the office of the sweeping kings and Philippines? Raise a hand and let me see ... Yo Is there really one? This is a traitor that the enemy has penetrated into us, so we ca n’t make a noise, and we should close the door if we really make a noise! ​​Keep on saying, what you just performed is okay ... "
The audience laughed terribly. Cao Shulin, an old and unruly person, knew that gagging was changing the subject, but according to the consistent urinary nature of crosstalk, the burden of making five troubles must not have shaken out. Do n’t worry, wait patiently.
Even if Cao Shulin refuses to say, is there still a final return? The audience can still cheer up again. Today, we have to hear what is even more noisy, so everyone is willing to stop!
Cao Shulin continued to brag about Yang An and whispered to him and said, "You did a good job just now, but I think you're too polite in some places, we are teasing, we are seen on the stage, and we have nothing to do Anyone can. "
Yang An wondered: "But I must have the help of 哏, so I can complete this paragraph?"
Cao Shulin taught: "But you have to remember that all the performance must be our teasing, they just stand there holding up, even if the facial expression is paralyzed, it ’s all up to you. You ca n’t let him have any Opportunity to survive. "
安 Yang An was startled and took a breath: "Cao Xiaobao is your own son, so you have to go?"
The audience laughed loudly, and Cao Shulin had a serious face: "Even if Cao Xiaobao is my son, you don't have to give me too much face, because it is a matter of principle. Besides, it's best that you can hold him up, and I have long been I don't want him to hold up with Hou Jianxue, I will train him personally, let him join our funny team, strengthen our strength, and increase the average value of our funny team! "
Yang An asked: "But I ... how can I press him?"
Cao Shulin said: "You are stupid! Squeeze him a bit louder and keep him from talking! Come and come, there are many tips, I tell you ..."
The two of them walked away and talked about various small tricks. Hou Jian and Cao Xiaobao returned to God at this time, and it was their turn to speak loudly.
Hou Jiandao: "What you said just now is really good, but the audience gave all the applause to Yang An. I tell you, we should n’t say that, we also have a knack for holding it. You must raise your voice in every sentence, you Just to stir him up, not only to improve the tuning, but also to wait until he is ready to shake the burden, you say it first, and you get ahead. "
Cao Xiaobao suddenly realized: "Just for the purpose of mixing, don't let him talk?"
Hou Jian was relieved: "The sister-in-law can teach, otherwise, how can you be popular? Lin Yunshe, you are the youngest, there are so many brothers on it, would you take the initiative to fight for it ~ EbookFREE.me ~ what? Will you be able to make it? "
Alas ha ha ha ha ... the audience looked at the four different expressions on the stage, all of them smiling.
Hou Jian Cao Xiaobao's experience of teaching and tearing down the platform on the stage. Cao Shulin and Yang An were performing martial arts films. Cao Shulin told Yang An how to fight, how to fan, how to kick, how Although the two did not speak, they were only doing actions, but the audience knew at a glance that they would definitely fight later!
After the two sides have completed the discussion, Cao Shulin laughed: "Okay, or should we give the children another chance?"
Hou Jian also laughed: "It is time for them to perform again, and the fifth has not been sung yet!"
The audience cheered and applauded, watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao stand in the middle again, and began to speak.
Unsurprisingly, as soon as Yang An introduced himself, Cao Xiaobao raised the door and contended.
安 Yang An is unwilling to show weakness. He has a louder voice. Both of them are young guys. You point at me and I push you. As soon as the blood surges up, hesitating, the two will pull and fight.
Cao Shulin and Hou Jiancai pulled them apart. Yang An and Cao Xiaobao waved and kicked, not bothering.
Wu Cao Shulin said to the audience with an awkward look: "This, our Lin Yunshe is actually a united and harmonious organization. Don't think about the disadvantages, because your eyes will always deceive yourself ..."
Oh ha ha ha ha!
This Nima is talking nonsense with her eyes open! This is all done like this, what is unity? The audience was all happy.
Uh ...
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