Chapter 982: Don't kill the gun, take it away!
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 2021-03-01 09:53:56
"What's the matter of that, just grab the and smash it open, and run after the kidnapping. Who can catch up? Is that what you say ..."
Sun Honglei deliberately imitated Huang Bo's classic lines. He also learned the movements. He wanted to smash the door lock directly with the butt. After being hugged by Sha Yi, he deliberately raised his feet, pretending to knock on the door, and took first-class means of stealing the mirror. Everyone laughed so much that they couldn't hold the gun. They leaned against the wall, squatted down, and sat on the ground, laughing too much.
Yang An also laughed: "That is, some of us have a gun, and we are afraid he will get a hammer?"
Just when everyone was about to smash the door, the door suddenly opened. Sha Yi and Sun Honglei were discussing who to knock at the door. They just raised their butts and opened the door. A woman appeared behind the door and looked out alertly and asked. Half a sentence: "Who ..."
Before the word "Ya" was spoken, the woman froze. Yang An looked in the gap of the crowd and turned out to be Huang Bo's wife!
After a full three seconds, Sha Yi and Sun Honglei never thought she would be here. For a while, I did n’t know how to do it. I did n’t know if I should put it down or continue playing.
Huang Bo's wife still had a stupid head. When she saw a few black special policemen with guns outside her door, her brain circuit was down, and she screamed for three seconds before thinking of screaming. Then she closed the door and ran inside.
The power to close the door was too great, Sha Yi's prop gun was hit heavily, the muzzle hit his chest directly, he screamed in pain, the team of fake special policemen ate a closed door!
This scene happened too quickly and suddenly. Yang An and Sha Bei, who were standing behind the crowd, laughed miserably. The two men supported each other and held the gun handle to the ground. They didn't know what to say.
These pits are so funny!
Pretending to be a special police officer, he's lost, even a woman can't figure it out!
This is definitely the most shameful shot today!
Deng Deng Deng Deng!
In the room, Huang Bo's wife clipped her slippers, hurried to her husband, pushed Huang Bo's shoulder desperately, and said incoherently: "There are policemen outside! Many policemen! They are also holding guns!"
Huang Bo was confused, it took him a long time to react, and he saw his wife was so nervous, he smiled instead: "What happened to the police? What happened with the gun? We are legal couples, we have evidence, this is my home, It is also evidenced! I will not allow them to enter, they will not be able to enter, and Tian Lao Tzu will not be able to break into the house illegally ... "
As soon as the words were finished, with a click, the door was opened.
"Look!"
Huang Bo scolded a swear word, where's the policeman, this is a direct break?
But when he saw that the one who took the lead turned in was his assistant's assistant, Huang Bo was instantly dissipated, and asked, "Li Brother, what's going on outside?"
Brother Li, his agent's assistant, did not speak, but raised his hands with a strange expression. A special policeman with an assault rifle came out behind him, and the muzzle was against the assistant's waist. It seemed that the assistant was intimidated.
Wow, there were several people coming at once, there were special police, there were also people who resisted the camera, Huang Bo rubbed his eyes, smiled and sprayed instantly, the special police did not recognize his face, but these faceless vj were too familiar What the do these guys do, posing as SWAT? Haunted too!
"Do not move!"
"Put your hands up!"
"Don't kill the gun!"
Several guns are holding Huang Bo's forehead and shoulders. Huang Bo smirks and raises his hands. For the effect of the show, I bear!
"Search him!"
The leading one said, if the voice is not Yang An, Huang Bo is willing to twist his head off and kick it!
After a bang, Zhang Yixing and Sha Yi rushed behind, flung Huang Bo to the bed, pressed his arms and legs, Sun Honglei broke down, threw away the prop gun, and reached out to squeak Huang Bo.
Now I almost demolished the entire house. Huang Bo laughed with a sorrow and struggled hard. But where could I get rid of the pressure of several big men?
"Hahahahaha ..."
"Let ’s go, you guys!"
"I was wrong ... ah ah ah ~~~~ I was wrong !!!"
"Sun Honglei, you old fellow, where are you touching? I am at odds with you! Hahahaha ..."
There was a terrible smile in the room, and Huang Bo's wife also knew the truth of the facts. She covered her forehead and cried and laughed. She saw that her husband was tortured and mad, angry and funny, but fortunately Yang An stopped her: "Sister, don't blame us for being ruthless, Who told him to leave without saying goodbye and leave us? Hong Lei brother, continue to creak him! "
"Get orders!"
This time, Sun Honglei had a good time, and symbolically poke a few times before releasing the exhausted Huang Bo.
"I tell you ... you treat me like this ... for retribution ... When I take a breath ... I'll find my place ..."
Huang Bo panted, pointing at the fake special police officers, laughing and angry, and then fell weakly on the bed. He was really squeaked. He definitely didn't want to experience it again in this life.
After a while, it stopped ~ EbookFREE.me ~ When Huang Bo changed into normal clothes, the extreme man finally helped the six of them face to face.
Yang An said: "Today is your last day in the" Extreme Challenge "program group, but the contract is clearly written in black and white. You must finish the program to go, right?
Huang Bo cried and said, "Don't you want to live! Can't I relax and relax on the last day?"
Yang An laughed: "Tomorrow morning, you will also have to participate in the boot-up ceremony of" Law of the Jungle ". You will also have to wind up and dust our new friend Dunchao, waiting for you to pat your away. Where can you find the ultimate challenge?"
Sun Honglei said with a stern face: "Hurry up, hurry up and wash, we will take you on the road after washing!"
Huang Bo laughed out loud: "Send me on the road? Why does this sound so agreeable!"
He did respond. After 15 minutes, Huang Bo was cleaned and dressed. The group of fake special policemen held a gun and covered him with a black light-shield, helping him out of the room.
Along the way, the waiters, residents of the building, hotel staff, and the people who watched the bustle all laughed.
Huang Bo was stabbed by others and brought out like a prisoner. The crowd pushed him on the exaggerated saber-toothed tiger riot car, whistling away in the cheers of the citizens.
Huang Bo, who was wearing a blindfold, was restless, and the car was a little crowded. He mumbled, "Can I remove the blindfold?"
"No! You are a prisoner now, and we will send you to a place for trial."
"We can let you go only if the jury agrees to forgive you."
"Hey, do I think he should copy his hand? It would be more real."
As soon as the hearing loss friends had to make a fool, Huang Bo protested quickly: "Ok! Ok! I won't take the blindfold, don't copy my hands. I have a question, how far is it? I haven't had breakfast yet!"