Chapter 327: Buzzword
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The Mad Cultivator
- 王小蛮
- 1312 characters
- 2021-02-26 10:03:27
Three Two Seven Buzzwords
The golden clouds rolled, and the sun shone with all kinds of light, which illuminated the whole sky at once, and a new day came.
On the eighteenth of each month, it is the day when Cao Muqing master came to collect the grass.
Every day, Ye Kong would n’t do anything, so he sat in a small stone pavilion in the medicine garden, waiting for Cao Mu to come in and collect the spirit grass.
Every time she collects Lingcao, it is Cao Muqing who goes to Lingtian to collect it.
And whenever she bends down and lifts her ass, Ye Kong will unceremoniously focus her attention ... Although this woman is a lesbian, she can't deny that she is beautiful, but the stock is big. Once, Ye Kong has also seen many big women, but they are not necessarily beautiful. The drooping, deformed, pear-shaped woman is bigger and uglier.
But although Cao Muqing was big, he was still very awkward, and proudly held up high. He showed the lower part of the S shape so beautifully. Ye Kong saw that he had risen almost every time.
In fact, he had a vague expectation that Cao Muqing would collect the spirit grass every month.
Ye Kong sat in the medicine kiosk, looked at the Spring Fairy Talisman in his hand for a while, and looked at the last blank rune paper. He just made a Spring Fairy Talisman, and Zhang Fu paper was left to open the new one page.
He was holding a blank high-grade rune paper in his hands, and murmured in his heart, where did this Ye Xin steal the rune paper? What about the Rune Workshop? Does this rune paper run in the Rune Workshop?
"Well, why don't you let me go to the Fuzhi Workshop for miscellaneous work?" Ye Kong turned out to be envious of the busy disciples in the Fuzhi Workshop.
In fact, he is in the blessing and he does n’t know how to bless him. Can you have such a leisurely life in the Fuzhi Workshop? Can you swindle Dan not to be found? Of course, the only bad thing in the medicine garden is that Cao Muqing's woman ... women are more dangerous than spirit beasts, and BT women are more dangerous!
Ye Kong meditated quietly, waiting for the BT master who had a drooling figure.
But it was very unexpected that Ye Kong waited until the evening, but did not wait for Cao Muqing.
"Did she forget it?" Ye Kong scratched his head and thought it was impossible. The immortal people have amazing memories and rarely forget things. How could she forget such a regular thing?
"Is this your aunt?" Ye Kong shook his head again. The cultivator has far more control over the body than ordinary people. Imagine that it is very convenient for the cultivator to change his body, let alone control his aunt.
Ye Kong used to think that a monk didn't have an aunt. Later, she quietly asked Lian Ruolan, and the girl told him shamefully: In fact, the thing that a female monk can control is not coming. There is no reproductive function when not coming. Generally, if a monk wants to get pregnant, she will let her aunt.
So in Xiuxianjie want to sell condoms, there is no market at all. This is called autonomous contraception, which is far more advanced than your plastic sleeve. Of course, Ye Kong also thought that since he could not control pregnancy, he would save a lot of trouble, and he didn't know when he could meet a vagrant teacher and sister.
Ye Kong thought vaguely and thoughtlessly in the middle of the night, Cao Muqing still did not show up, he knew that the woman would not come.
Even, he was guessing, because she and little pepper hug in public, causing Cao Muqing's jealousy, so she must have a conspiracy.
In order to prevent the BT woman's conspiracy, Ye Kong decided to come to the door and remind Cao Muqing that she has done her kindness and done justice to see what excuses you blame.
However, it was at midnight. Although the cultivator did not sleep, but no one went to the house in the middle of the night, Ye Kong thought about it for a few more hours, and when he arrived another day, he left the small medicine garden.
As soon as Ye Kong left the small medicine garden, he immediately felt that everyone was different to him. Those who have the same relationship, whether they are in the inner or outer hall, or whether the cultivation is high or low, take the initiative to say hello to Ye.
And those who do n’t know can hear them whispering,
Is that Li Heizi? Sure enough, he is handsome, handsome, and black!
"Of course. Don't look at the fact that he only practiced Qiqi on the seventh floor at the moment, but he still showed the grace of the first person in the hall."
Ye Da Hooligan despaired. The first person in the outer court, who gave Lao Tzu a name? I don't know what I need is low-key now! Low-key! I don't want others to pay attention to me!
Low-key is a dream, Ye Kong really wants to be low-key, and that will save him a lot of trouble ... but his personality does not allow him to do so, and whenever he encounters something, he will ignore it.
Like this time, he is completely famous in Yun Fuzong. For half a month after his retreat, Zongli was spreading his deeds everywhere, the way of penetrating the wind-blade jungle, and the sledgehammer without spiritual power, everyone relished.
The most widely circulated, count the most vulgar words, "Don't think that a long X bar is a man!"
Now it has become a buzzword of Quanyun Fuzong, and there is a tendency to spread to the whole military country ~ EbookFREE.me ~ As long as the monks have some conflicts, yell at this sentence before scolding or fighting. Yes, I immediately felt that the truth was in my hand and justice was in my grasp. The man's pride covered his whole body, and it was more useful than his mother's opening a layer of spiritual shield.
The other person, whose mouth slowed a step, was also polite, shouting, "Even if the enemy is stronger, I will never compromise and never step back!" Suddenly, the blazing flames also ignited, and the small universe broke out.
The consequence of this is that Quanyun Fuzong's male training is more male, androgen bursts. It used to be a two-sentence solution, but now it is definitely a battle; before, it was just a test, but now you have to fight endlessly. Every day, there are so many private fights that kill people.
However, these things are bothering Zongli's head and his ancestor. Ye can't manage it. He is full of flowers.
The Cangnan continent is very conservative. Yun Fuzong is also a big school. Those female disciples are naturally not as arrogant as the barbarian women, so at most they are watching from afar. The over-enthusiastic sister throws a wink. It's pretty good.
The monks are indeed much more beautiful than the mortal women. The monks had white hair and black lips, red lips and white teeth, tall, slim, and short, petite and exquisite.
"Okay, those with long legs can come to the devils to carry guns, and those with short can use the old cows to crawl their backs ..." Ye Kong thought shamelessly, but his face showed a very elegant gentleman's smile, right Those winking eyes, at best, responded with a smile and blinked.
Pretend to be X, pretend to be X, but the nuns just eat this set. Think about the stars on the earth.
Sure enough, those women who blushed and blushed, chuckled and smirked, and finally quarreled, leaving Ye Dagang hooligan depressed, why didn't any one take the initiative to say, "Brother Heizi, are you free at night?"