Chapter 352: Funny bragging

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At the gates of the two villas of the Zhang Bin family, a couplet was hung.
Yes, hang it, not paste it.
If you hang it, you can take it off and save it later.
No one is willing to damage such a beautiful couplet.
At this moment, a group of villagers gathered around Zhang Bin's villa and admired Zhang Bin's couplet.
And Mother Zhang is bragging, she proudly said: "Have you ever seen such a beautiful calligraphy? Certainly not seen it. I tell you, my son is a peerless rare calligraphy genius, he only practiced for three months, no No, it ’s a month, and calligraphy has reached its peak. If this pair of calligraphy is sold, guess what it is worth? "
"one thousand."
"two hundred."
"Five thousand."
"..."
Many villagers speculated in awe.
It is now the New Year's Eve, and they have only recently purchased the couplet, which is 20 yuan each.
Therefore, they guessed that the couplet written by Zhang Bin was already very high.
"Ha ... a group of earth buns. In fact, like you, I am also a earth bun. I didn't know the value of this couplet at first. Later I heard Ruolan said that this pair of couplets is of great value, and it can be sold for 20,000 at worst "Mr. Zhang said droolingly."
She believes that a couplet of 20,000 is really expensive.
The made her guilty.
"It's only a few words, it's worth twenty thousand, and a word is nearly two thousand."
"That Xiaobin wrote thousands of words a day, isn't that worth millions?"
"Xiao Bin is so awesome that he is still a calligrapher."
"..."
Many villagers saw Zhang Bin ’s magic, so they did n’t doubt that Zhang was bragging, talking excitedly.
Liu Ruolan ran out squinting and said in a strange way: "Mom, when did I tell you that this couplet is worth 20,000?"
"This, didn't you say that just now? It seems to be talking to yourself."
Mother Zhang was a little embarrassed, and she was very upset. This daughter-in-law is very sensible. Why did she come to demolish today? Where does this leave my old face?
"It must have been wrong. Ma, I said to you, this couplet can be compared to Wang Xizhi's calligraphy. Wang Xizhi is a calligrapher. His authenticity is not preserved, only the copy. So this is after Wang Xi , Another calligraphy of the calligraphy level, the value is extremely huge, not 20,000 you said, but more than 20 million, if auctioned, it may be even higher. "Liu Ruolan said softly.
She didn't want to make mother Zhang joke, so she must be reminded.
"More than 20 million? Is this true?"
Mother Zhang's eyes widened, her chin almost fell, and her face was full of shock.
She feels that she has been blowing up her whole life, not as good as her daughter-in-law Liu Ruolan's words. It turns out that the daughter-in-law is also a master of bragging.
Many villagers were completely dumbfounded this time, froze there, and could not move at all, only rapid breathing sounded one after another.
"It's true. Master Lin Lanting, you know, he is a painting master. Any painting he creates is worth more than 200 million, the highest is 400 million ..."
Liu Ruolan began to spread Zhang Mu's common sense in painting and calligraphy.
Finally, Mother Zhang believed, and the villagers also believed thoroughly.
One by one was so excited that it couldn't be added.
Mother Zhang also regrets why she did not brave herself when she was bragging, why didn't she say it was worth 20 million? Just say 20,000? There is a thousand words missing in the middle. This difference is too great. Alas, I missed a good opportunity to brag.
Soon, the news of Zhang Bin's couplet worth 20 million spread throughout Sanchahe Village.
Mother Cheng heard it naturally, she was dumbfounded for a long time, and then sneaked out of the door, looked at it, no one noticed, and then she tore most of her new couplet.
After a while, she appeared in Zhang Bin's house and entered Zhang Bin's room.
Zhang Bin was lying on Liu Ruolan's long legs, and Xiaofang was pounding Zhang Bin's legs.
Seeing Cheng's mother coming, they naturally jumped up immediately.
Zhang Bin politely invited Mother Cheng to sit on the sofa.
"Mom, why are you here?"
Xiaofang asked in surprise.
Because it was dark immediately, and tonight is New Year's Eve, it should be very busy, how could Cheng Mu have time to come here.
"It's like this, I don't know which bear kid rips our couplets away. It's too late to buy now. So, so, I want Xiao Bin to write a picture ..."
Mother Cheng is a little nervous. After all, the couplet written by Zhang Bin is worth 20 million yuan.
Is she here to ask for 20 million?
Will Zhang Bin agree?
Is it too much?
Xiaofang's face also changed, a little uneasy.
She still doesn't know the trick of the mother.
Will Zhang Bin be angry?
"Isn't it just a couplet? I will write it immediately, and count as a gift for my father-in-law."
Zhang Bin Xiao Yinyin finished talking, took out the pen and paper, swiped on the table, and soon wrote a couplet.
Of course, peerless beauty.
In fact, he didn't like Cheng Mu at all, because she was too snobbish and had despised him many times in the past.
However, she has a good daughter, Xiaofang, and now Xiaofang is his woman. If she doesn't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face, she has to give a face.
What's more, his father-in-law Cheng Youtian is not bad. How could he not bear a couplet?
For him, it's just a show of effort.
Mother Cheng suddenly smiled and almost knelt down.
A couplet worth 20 million.
She doesn't sleep tonight, she must keep this couplet.
A flowery smile flew out of Xiaofang's face, all of which was full of affection.
Liu Ruolan was also very happy, pleased that Zhang Bin did not care about the old grudges of Cheng Mu.
This is the broad-minded man.
Zhang Bin also went by himself and hung the couplet at Xiaofang's house.
Both Cheng Youtian and Cheng Mu were flattered and thanked Zhang Bin.
With such a couplet, their Cheng family is also considered a rich man.
If today is not New Year's Eve, they will definitely pull Zhang Bin out of the way.
Perhaps knowing that Mother Cheng was very nervous about this couplet, Zhang Bin walked a few steps, and then turned back and said, "Mom, now Sanchahe Village is within the scope of my large array of defenses. It is absolutely safe to hang out the couplet. Don't be nervous at all. "
"Well, I know. Then I can sleep tonight."
Mother Cheng was very happy, because Zhang Bin called her mother, this was something she had been expecting for a long time.
When Zhang Bin walked away, she was bouncing around in the house, almost joyful.
"Now that you know Xiaobin's better? Didn't you want to marry your daughter to that vine Qingshan in the past?" Cheng Fu said angrily.
"Old man, if you dare to mention this matter in the future, I and you will desperately." Cheng mother was annoyed and threatened.
"Don't mention it, don't mention it." Cheng father said, "Go and prepare the Chinese New Year's dishes. Xiaobin is coming for New Year tomorrow, don't you know?"
"Uh um, I'll go immediately." Mother Cheng rushed into the kitchen excitedly.