Chapter 260: 1 joke

Not only the Phoenix headquarters, but all the departments that issued the missile launch order have received the news.
The Illuminati stronghold in Port-au-Prince, the military base in Haiti, and even Eminem, who manually launched a missile, had the same words on a large advertising screen next to him!
Huang Ji and Eminem both watched the strange words appearing on the screen.
This kind of text is written in the form of circles, not arranged side to side, nor up and down, but a circle.
Start writing from the center of the circle and arrange them clockwise outwards, connecting the words together like a whirlpool.
Just by looking at the text and writing form, you can feel the depth and beauty of it.
There is no doubt that this is the text of aliens.
After Guangqiu finished writing his own text, it presented Chinese, Hebrew and English below: Did you just attack me?
This is translation!
At the headquarters of the Phoenix group, there are three Nirvana at the moment. The leader is Carmen, who is the Phoenix group leader, the contemporary winner of the Phoenix title, the highest commander of the Illuminati combat department, and is known as the strongest level 32.
At this moment, he was looking at the big screen with a serious face, almost autistic.
Are you attacking Him? Of course this can't be said yes!
"This is not an attack, please don't get me wrong, we just made a joke. In fact, it's easy to do if you are willing to communicate. On behalf of the Illuminati, I will explain to you that there is an agreement on the earth that prohibits public contact..." Carmen said.
He was in a hurry just now, and ordered an attack, but fortunately, this finally made the light ball aliens pay attention to them.
This alien doesn't seem to know the earth very well, can't even tell if the missile is attacking? Or deliberately gave it a step down?
Carmen kept explaining the prohibition of public contact agreement, but in his opinion, this should be something that aliens know.
Moreover, to come to the earth, it must have passed the permission of the moon first, unless the little gray man with higher technology than the moon sneaked down.
Carmen explained while thinking.
At this time, the big screen displayed: "I'll make a joke to you too."
"Uh..." Carmen was stunned.
Does the other party believe it? Still don't believe it? Alien joke...what is it?
Then Eminem quickly reported the situation on the scene: "It's not good... the light ball started sending luminous objects to the ground, I don't know what it is!"
"Eh? Are you leaving? No, he is still launching! He has launched all the way to the sea!"
Carmen was surprised: "The luminous body? What? Is it an attack?"
Eminem and Huang Ji saw an amazing scene together, the big ball of light was constantly spraying small of light on the ground.
The small ball of light is very small, just some luminous particles. The particles are gone when they fall on the ground. They should be submerged underground.
"This is shooting something underground! It's not an attack, it's hard to say..." Eminem ran to a spot where the light particles fell and found that there was nothing.
Huang Ji could see the thing, but of course he wouldn't say it.
What Cocoa is launching at this moment is actually Yinglong's luminous spores. These spores are very small, but are actually large single cells.
After a second or two, it will evaporate and disappear.
Only a few pieces of debris that are invisible to the naked eye will remain at the scene, and the wind will be gone.
But because the glow disappeared again, from the visual effect point of view, it was as if some kind of light particle weapon was launched directly into the ground!
Not only is it underground, but the ball of light is launched all the way, flying all the way, and has reached the sea.
As they flew farther and farther, this kind of light particles continued to sink into the sea, and everyone in the Illuminati who watched was numb.
"Excuse me! What is your joke?" Carmen asked urgently.
Another text appeared on the big screen: "After this planet rotates one week, a big earthquake will occur where I hit."
"What!" Carmen was shocked.
The Phoenix headquarters, the Port-au-Prince stronghold and even the president of Haiti were dumbfounded.
"Are you kidding me?" Carmen said with sweat on his forehead.
The big screen said: "It's just a joke, we are even."
"I mean... will it really happen?" Carmen asked.
The big screen said: "Yes."
"..." All the insiders of the Illuminati were autistic.
You can't joke with aliens, they are real!
Fortunately, there is still one day, isn't it a day if the planet rotates one week? It means that this time tomorrow, there will be a big earthquake.
Carmen thought to himself that there was still time to save.
"This celestial being, how do I call..." Carmen repressed.
The big screen said: "I am a natural disturber."
"This disturber, please take back this joke, do you really dare to kill?" Carmen said.
"I never recycle the disturbance of nature. If you don't want anyone to die, why not leave here?" The big screen took it for granted.
This sounds to Carmen’s ears, it’s like ‘why not eat meat’?
Indeed, they knew about the disaster one day in advance. The disaster is dead, and they won't run here. Since they don't want anyone to die, it's okay to let people leave.
But this is not easy, isn't it good to cancel the earthquake directly?
"I would like to ask, did you get the permission of the civilization of light for what you did?" Carmen could only move out of the civilization of the Lord again.
The big screen said: "My behavior does not require the permission of the Civilization of Light. The Act prohibiting public access to the sub-civilizations is the law of the Galaxy Alliance, not the law of the Civilization of Light."
"Then... Then do you get permission from the moon?" Carmen changed his statement.
The big screen said: "The technology of the moon is too backward, you are really a race that is not valued."
"The group of'artificial humans' don't even have basic knowledge. It seems like a joke to find me by relying on the intelligent system on the moon."
Carmen said in his heart that it's no wonder the Little Grey didn't react at all. This big ball of light did not get the permission of the little gray man on the moon, and it came to the earth privately, but it relied on technology to force it to make the little gray unaware.
Don't even have basic knowledge? This surprised Carmen a bit. Was Dies actually illiterate?
He felt that Desi's knowledge was very profound... but Carmen also understood that aliens must be measured by different standards.
"No matter what the law is, then you still violated it." Carmen said.
The big screen said: "It's funny, the servant of the largest criminal group in the entire cantilever actually taught me to obey the law."
The biggest criminal group? Carmen was stunned.
Most people in the Illuminati only know that they are loyal to Liu's will, a certain god, and that is the civilization of light.
As for the laws of the galaxy, they don't understand. They only know that all kinds of aliens must abide by the rules here and be controlled by the little gray men on the moon.
The little gray people are also servants of their gods, so their gods are the greatest, and the Illuminati will never doubt that.
As for the criminal group, they also have a guess, after all, the Lord's behavior should be a crime.
Now hearing this word from another alien population, although they were surprised, they accepted it instantly and didn't care.
"It seems that you know our...and that's the case, why do you do this? Are you afraid that our Lord knows this?" Carmen asked.
The meaning is very simple: whether it is a civilization of light or a criminal group, since you know who our boss is, don't you still give him face?
"Since I am here, I am not afraid of Anunnaki Company. On the contrary, he should be afraid of me and destroy his chain of interests." said the big screen.
Carmen is dumbfounded, is this a big guy here?
They humans are just ants, and the other party is not afraid of their gods. What else is going on?
Destroy the interest chain? Isn't this ruining them? For the Lord, this is just a loss of some benefits, but for the Illuminati, this is the catastrophe.
And this kind of destruction is different from the Great Judgment. God knows if the Lord will have time to save them.
The little gray people on the moon said that they could use meteorites to destroy humans. The legendary used a flood. Now this natural perturbator seems to like to use earthquakes.
The more advanced aliens, the more they like to use natural phenomena. In fact, it seems that the richer the people, the more they know how to save money.
The perturbator who dares to ignore the law and even makes jokes on the earth is probably a figure of a big criminal group.
"Please don't ruin us..." A brave young man walked into the venue.
Carmen immediately saluted when he saw this: "Face holds the sword."
It was Fez who came in, and he personally rushed to talk to the mysterious alien who suddenly appeared.
"Perturbator, your purpose is definitely not to destroy us? You did it because of our joke... We can compensate you..." Fez said.
The big screen said: "You even talked to me about compensation?"
This seems to be a big joke, and Feith also thinks it's ridiculous, but he bit the bullet and said: "We can use humans to compensate."
The big screen was silent for a long time before saying: "Are you going to work for me?"
Fez was startled, UU reading www.uukanshu.com thought that yes, their main job was to provide population for the Lord.
If they also provide the population to the disturber, wouldn't they be working for him?
This disturber who is not afraid of anything is probably also an interstellar criminal, and he can sell a high price to him.
If it can be calmed down like this, it will be fine. For the Illuminati, the earth lacks everything, but there is no shortage of people.
But Fez was still hesitating. He was talking about ‘compensation’, but the other party seemed to directly understand that he was working for him.
Then you can't answer this question casually. Working for another criminal group is betraying the Lord.
However, he hesitated, the big screen said: "I am not interested in human beings, I am only interested in the earth."
Faith was taken aback, and quickly said, "Please wait a minute, the perturbator, we can talk again."
But there was no reply. Eminem quickly reported the situation on the scene: "The big ball of light has left, do you want to chase it?"
Fez said, "Catch up and have a look."
At the same time the big screen resumed the picture, and Eminem directly used the Illuminati's only Raptor fighter jet in Haiti to catch up.
In terms of speed, the fighter jet caught up in an instant.
However, the instrument panel instantly failed, and the entire aircraft became uncontrollable and plunged directly into the sea.
After repeated operations to no avail, Eminem had no choice but to parachute.
Chasing a fart, human fighters still want to chase UFOs? People didn't bother to speed up, they could only watch the ball of light disappear into the sea and sky.
Satellite, radar, and infrared tracking are all missing.
Soon after, the support troops of the Illuminati arrived, and their fighter formations searched around the Caribbean Sea, but there was no trace of the ball of light.
Obviously, the other party has suddenly accelerated, and I don't know where to fly, maybe he has left the earth.
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