Chapter 388: This joke is so funny

Sophie Liya said straightforwardly: "When your baby eagle arrives, Laurie will know, and ask you for it at that time, whether you will give it or not? When you gave me gifts, you didn’t always prepare him. One of them?"
　　 "Count you ruthless." Xiao Enzol said with teeth.
　　 Sean suddenly discovered a mistake, determined his heart, and had the crazy idea of ​​marrying the most noble woman in the Byron League.
　　 But Sophie Liya still treated him with the old attitude, trying to get the benefits from him, and there was no problem at all.
　　 You must find ways to make the other person have the same idea as yourself.
　　 But this difficulty is not generally high.
　　 After all, what lies in front of the two is not just a relationship issue.
　　 There is still an identity problem.
　　 Winning this battle in the Swamp of Despair brought the Yongye Army to a new height.
　　 But I want Sean to marry Sophie Liya, I'm afraid there is still a long way to go.
　　 A woman who is more rational than perceptual like Sophie Liya will not follow her feelings completely, but will weigh more things.
　　 He must adjust and adjust his current thinking. He just believes that he wants to marry this woman, but he is not his own woman. He can't treat his wife with an attitude, otherwise he will be sold by the other party and the other party will not feel distressed.
　　 Sophie Liya showed the winner's smile. She didn't know that her little actions had caused Sean to turn so much in his mind.
　　Since things have reached this point, Sean will of course not wait until Prince Laurie speaks himself.
　　 Instead, he found a suitable opportunity and offered to offer it, which really surprised Prince Laurie.
　　 He has been trying every means to find the right opportunity. It's just that this kind of initiative is very challenging for an inexperienced young man. The dinner party is almost over, and he can't speak.
　　 Each got what he wanted and slept soundly.
　　 No words for a night.
　　 On the second day, Sean and Sophie Liya set off on their way home under Prince Laurie's reluctant eyes.
　　 was calculated by Sophie Liya, even if Sean is an open-minded temperament, there is a bit of a knot in his heart, and it has been a lot dull recently.
After being chilled by Sean for a day, Sophie Liya looked a little uncomfortable, and couldn't help but push his apostasy: "Why? Still angry? When did you become so stingy? A young eagle will kill you. It hurts like this? Anyway, you have the means of incubation, and then incubate."
"No, I am not so stingy. For the sake of your highness, I can even give up tens of millions of gold coins. How can I feel sorry for a young eagle?" Xiao En shook his head, still depressed. "I just remembered a story."
　　 "A story? A story that makes you look like a god? What kind of story is it? Let's listen!" Sophie Liya asked along the line regardless of the truth or not of what Shaun said.
　　 She didn't want to make a difficult journey by herself, and it would become boring, she now missed the feeling when she came.
　　 "Okay, as long as you are not bored, my talent for storytelling is not that great." Sean said without sorrow or joy.
　　 "It doesn't matter, I am idle anyway." Sophie Liya smiled.
　　……
　　 Once upon a time, the son of a farmer in the country went to the capital to play, and chanced upon a beautiful princess.
　　 The princess's smiles stayed in his mind, lingering.
　　 After he got home, he got lovesickness. He didn't think about tea or food every day, and he was losing weight. His relatives and friends hurriedly visited him and invited a doctor to help him.
　　 However, the doctor couldn't find out the cause, so he shook his head and said he was helpless.
　　My relatives and friends thought, could it be that he had a heart attack? So they asked him why he hasn't stayed at home all day.
　　 The farmer’s son said: "My soul has already followed the princess. If I can’t marry the princess as a wife, I’m afraid I won’t live long."
　　 Friends and relatives have nothing to do after hearing this. The princess has a beautiful face and a noble status. How can she fall in love with a farmer's son?
　　 In order to comfort him, they kindly lied to him and said: "We will help you. Don't be sad. We will send someone to the royal capital and propose to the king. The king will consider marrying the princess to you."
　　 The farmer’s son was very happy and believed it to be true. He said quickly, "You go, if you are late, someone else will propose to the king, and the princess is going to marry me."
After 　　, the farmer’s son waited in excitement, and slowly he could eat something, and his illness gradually improved.
　　 The farmer’s son is waiting at the entrance of the village every day for people to bring good news to the capital.
　　 Some days later, relatives and friends came to see him again. He asked anxiously: "Did the princess promise to marry me? I have been waiting so hard!"
　　 Relatives and friends really couldn't hide it, they said: "The person we sent brought a message saying that the princess would not agree to marry you, and asked you to find someone else."
　　 The farmer’s son was both happy and sad when he heard that. What was happy was that the princess cared about him, but what was sad was that the princess did not agree to his marriage proposal.
　　 Finally, he said: "The princess must not know who I am. If the princess sees me in person, she will definitely agree to marry me and be my wife."
　　……
"Haha..." Before Sean finished telling the story, Sophie Liya had already laughed and straightened up. "Is this guy a fool? A farmer's son actually tried to marry a princess? Haha... this is. I've grown up this way, the best joke I've ever heard."
　　 Story teller, Sean has a black line, and wants to tell the other party another story about playing the piano with a cow. The other party's reflex arc is too different from what he expected.
Fortunately, Sophie Liya is not a fool. She can clearly feel the negative information on Sean as her laughter becomes stronger and stronger. She suppresses her smile and said, "Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore. Isn’t it done? But before that, let me laugh for five minutes, and it’s done in three minutes...Haha..."
　　 Maybe she is the princess herself, and she is particularly sensitive to the word princess.
　　 She didn't think deeply about this story at all. The deeper meaning was only attracted by the absurdity and illogicality, and she treated it as a complete joke.
　　 Little did he know that in this story of Sean, the farmer’s son had no metaphor.
　　 Sophie Liya’s laughter, when it came to Sean, naturally became the biggest irony to him.
"Okay, serious, serious, let's tell stories, tell stories." Sophie Liya used her infinite perseverance and restrained her smile. "Let's put aside the possibility of this story first, let's talk about it first. Is it possible?"
"The princess must have a special guard to accompany him when he travels. Even an ordinary lord and nobleman must keep a proper distance, let alone a farmer's son. He must kneel on the ground the first time he sees the princess convoy. Give a big gift until the princess caravan leaves, let alone before the princess gets married, she will wear a veil on entry and exit."
"There is also the matter of getting close to the king. Those relatives lied to him. If they really dare to do this, they will be slaughtered and destroyed, because this kind of proposal despise the royal family and treat the king and The princess’s greatest insult."
　　 Sophie Liya's top-notch comments made Sean's face even more black.
　　 Is this what he really meant for telling this story?
　　 "I know that an unmarried princess does not need to wear a veil when entering or leaving." Sean seized the loopholes in Sufiliya's words.
　　 "Who?" Sophie Liya didn't react for a moment.
　　 "You!" Shaun replied.
"Me?" Sophie Liya was taken aback, and then she gave a wry smile. "I am different. I am the regent first and then the princess. Before Laurie is on the throne, I cannot get married, or I After marriage, he can no longer serve as the regent."
　　 "Is there another saying?" This time it was Sean's turn to be stunned. This was the first time he heard this statement.
"This is an unwritten rule of the Lancelot royal family." Sophielia said with a flat expression, "The Lancelot royal family once had a generation of regent queens a hundred years ago. Since then, there has been such an unwritten rule. The existence of this regent queen has been artificially obliterated, and few people know her existence."
　　 "The court struggle? It's no wonder!" Xiao En nodded his head understandingly. Once entangled with power, it is not surprising what kind of weird rules will be born.
　　 After all, people are selfish.
　　 If Sophie Liya is married and has her own son.
　　 When will she give her throne to her brother? Or his own son?
　　 For most women, this multiple-choice question is not a multiple-choice question, but the only multiple-choice question.
　　 The biological son is always the first in the mother's mind.
　　 It is a common problem for every mother to keep the best for her son.
　　 The Lancelot royal family estimated that it was because of this that it had just introduced an unfavorable rule that the princess should not be married during the regent.
　　 Sean also understood why the other members of the Lancelot royal family used to talk about Sophie Liya’s marriage. This was a curve to save the country and drove her down.
　　 "Fortunately, Laurie will soon be an adult." Sophie Liya exhaled, "My mission is about to be completed."
　　 Xiao En didn't say anything, but he didn't agree with it in his heart. This kind of thing is not something you can let go if you want to.
　　 But for myself, this is not a big but not a small piece of good news. I still have nearly a year and a half to win the other's heart.
　　 Before this, it is estimated that the other party will not actively consider personal issues.
　　 was silent for a while, Sophie Liya suddenly asked: "The story you just told, doesn't it have any metaphors?"
　　 "Sister, you finally reacted!" Sean secretly said in his heart, he is now unable to complain about Sophia's reflex arc.
　　 The usually shrewd and powerful women, in this regard, are just like the stupidest pig, even Wendy's thick lines can't match.
Sophie Liya muttered to herself: "There must be some metaphor. You guys never do meaningless things. What's more, you said that you are depressed because you think of a story. It is obviously a very funny story. What can hurt?"
　　 "Because I feel like the farmer's son." Sean decided not to play dumb puzzles with Sophie Ya.
　　Because if you continue to do this, you will only get half the result with half the effort. It's better to just point out the other side's attitude, and then think of ways.
　　 "You mean you are in love with a princess...cough..." This time I almost choked on my saliva and became Sophie Liya.
　　 The red color permeated her jade-like smooth face and spread to the bottom of her neck. Even the pair of crystal-like ears turned crimson, revealing a different kind of beauty.
　　 She is just slower in this aspect, and she is not a fool.
　　At this point, how can it be unclear who Shaun is talking about?
　　 Besides, there was the previous kiss. Although it was a touch of water, the feeling of trembling was deeply buried in my heart.
　　 Maybe, she always knew what Shaun was doing and what she wanted.
　　 just used this trick of pretending to be dumb, or intentionally hurting Sean, to push him away from him, just like an ostrich, burying his head in the ground and refused to face it.
　　 It's just that she underestimated Sean's decisiveness. When she noticed that her reaction was wrong, she immediately adjusted her strategy.
　　 I don't know when, Sean has already turned around, and the two of them are sitting face to face on the back of the black collar.
　　 Although the size of the black collar is much larger than that of an ordinary war horse, it does not mean that it can ride in a wider space than an ordinary war horse.
　　Because when the saddle is installed, it must not affect its flight ability. Although the black collar after returning to ancient times no longer depends solely on the vibration of the wings to provide flight power, it is also indispensable.
　　 When the two are facing each other, the posture is quite close, and the more ambiguous they are, the more ambiguous.
　　 Sean did not shy away even more, staring at Sophie Liya with extremely fiery eyes.
　　 People change. People in different periods have very different personalities.
　　 Not to mention the complexity of Sean's life experience, far beyond ordinary people's imagination.
　　 In his previous life, he was completely passive in terms of emotions-if it hadn't been for the active nature of his wife in the previous life, he still didn't know how long he would be a single dog.
　　 In this life, he can no longer wait passively, especially after he has determined what he wants, because Sophia Liya is obviously also passive, and she is still in a serious condition, almost terminally ill.
　　 If Sean doesn’t take the initiative anymore, the two of them are two parallel lines, and there is very little possibility of intersection.
　　 Sophie Liya's already red face, now it has become more rosy, she is about to bleed.
　　 Sean couldn't help but wonder if Sophie Liya would steam herself directly.
　　 Sophie Liya's reaction was something Sean hadn't thought of before.
After all, Sophie Liya's impression of a strong woman is too strong. When talking about her, the first thing people think of is not her beauty, but her iron fist, which makes people subconsciously ignore it. , She is still a female.
　　 Unexpectedly, under the tough shell, there is such a moving female beauty.
　　 is in sharp contrast with the usual performance, but in the eyes of Sean, it has incomparable beauty, and it also further contributes to his arrogance.
　　 This kind of thing was originally going to be one and the other, if Sophia Liya still behaved as strong as before, Xiao En would not dare to make a mistake easily, but now, the initiative seems to fall completely in his hands.
　　 "How do you... how can you give birth to such thoughts? How do you... how dare you give birth to such thoughts?" Sophie Liya stammered retort, obviously a little incoherent, and the whole brain was in a state of crash.
　　 was confessed face to face. This was also the first experience in her life. She didn't know how to deal with it for a while.
　　 "You are not married, I am not married, why can't you have such an idea?" Sean strikes while the iron is hot, wanting to further defeat Sophie Liya's psychological defense.
This is his best opportunity. Once Sophielia is given a chance to react and she is retracted into her shell, she will build a stronger defense fortress. If you want to try out her true ideas, she will More difficult.
"I just said that before Laurie took the throne, I couldn't talk about marriage." Sophie Liya racked her brains and came up with a reason that was not a reason. She still took a circuitous route. Look directly at this question and heart.
　　 "I didn't say that I will talk about marriage now. In two years, I can afford to wait." Xiao En pressed hard.
"That... you should know that my marriage is not entirely up to me. The combination of the two of us will be opposed by everyone." Sophielia deserves to be tempted and is adjusting herself quickly. The mentality and emotions of the people, build a new defense fortress.
　　 She seems to want to pull up what she is good at ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Politics is undoubtedly what she is most familiar with.
But how could Sean give her such an opportunity, and said quickly: "I know, I have already thought about these, but these man-made difficulties are nothing more than benefits. When we create them, our union will When a situation of greater interest is brought to them, not only will they not object, but will promote our marriage, but in my eyes, these are secondary. The wife I want has feelings for me, not pure The benefit of marriage, I have now determined my own feelings, but your Highness? Are you willing to work hard with me for this goal?"
　　 "Ah..." Sophie Liya opened her mouth wide, and the level of Sean's problem was once again beyond her control, pushing her to an angle that she didn't want to face, making her brain crash again.
　　 Will she enter the marriage palace with Sean?
　　 She seems to have never considered this issue.
　　 In fact, she never seemed to think about her marriage, even if it was midnight dreaming.
　　Because of her identity, she will not be the same as an ordinary girl.
Her father and mother were an out-and-out marriage of interest. In order to maintain the close relationship between the Lancelot royal family and the Strache family, two young people who had never known each other stepped into the marriage hall, and then they had a marriage. Her birth.
Regrettably, her mother died of illness before she could learn to walk, and her father’s newly-married queen did not like her, so she was sent to the Broken Blood Fort to be raised by her grandfather, Grand Duke Setrik .