Chapter 1446: Don't reason with old women who only behave weakly

Moonlight City Capital City, Fairy Palace, Conference Room.
The fairy queen and the fairy queen sit high on the throne. The former put the moonlight scepter across his legs and rubbed it carefully, while the latter carefully looked at the moonlight scepter in the hands of the former, for fear that the former would suddenly go crazy and throw this treasure of the country. .
Under the throne, at the five-step position, I moved a small bench and put on an expression that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, waiting for the fairy queen to tell me.
Speaking of which, I am also quite unhappy at the moment.
Originally, I made a first-class contribution to annihilating the rebels and deserved to be rewarded. However, because of unexpected circumstances, the result changed. Not only was the reward gone, but I almost fell into punishment. How cool is it!
"More than seven hundred people, all of them are carefully selected elites. Even if they are placed in the entire Hefeng Continent, they are a combat power that no one dares to underestimate. As a result, you, as an allied army, fell down instantly. The expression of the fairy queen is very complicated, I don't know if it is angry or smiling.
"I don't recite this pot!" I retorted: "It's not my fault at all, I just blame the sea breeze coming too fast and too fast!"
"Good, good" The fairy queen nodded repeatedly and said: "Then I ask you, did you dug the trap?"
"Yes."
"Did you throw away the garbage inside?"
"This..." I hesitated and said, "Those are not household garbage, they are weapons that I use specifically to target the enemy!"
"Specially used to target enemy troops?" The fairy queen smiled angrily: "How about the hundreds of allied troops who are unconscious?"
"The traps were built temporarily after all. To be honest, I didn't think so much." I said, "Besides, you also know the situation at the time. Suddenly there was such a large wave of enemy troops. If there is nothing that is very lethal, I can't scare them at all."
"Blam me?" The fairy queen frowned, and said: "The battlefield situation is over in an instant. Any sudden situation may happen. It is impossible to give you a good amount of advancement all the time. For this, you should be mentally prepared. Yes!"
"There is psychological preparation," I said: "But what's the use of psychological preparation alone, let alone hundreds of well-equipped and high-level elite rebels, even hundreds of in front of me, I also think It's stressful!"
"So I asked you to familiarize yourself with the terrain first, and circle them in the jungle!" the fairy queen shouted.
"Do you think everyone in my guild can climb trees and drill holes?" I retorted: "If others don't tell me, the two muscular men of Godot and Jackson, even if they can climb the tree, they can't block their sturdyness. Body, it will not be a matter of time before being discovered!"
"You can't climb trees, you can drill into the bushes!" The fairy queen said: "Why don't you know how to use your head, it's like a wooden stake!"
"I thought about drilling bushes, but have you really seen what bushes there are like? Have you counted their number, measured their height and density?" I continued to retort. "There are a dozen clusters of bushes in that place, and the bushes are extremely scattered. Once you squat in, even if you want to move, it is quite difficult. If it is found by the rebels in the process, they will be arrested and become With hostages, things will become more complicated!"
Seeing me and the Fairy Queen quarreling happily, the Fairy Queen looked helpless. She looked at a gap and hurriedly encouraged her: "Okay, Grandma, Elder Xiaoyi didn't want to do this deliberately. He just got caught there. The environmental factors restrict..."
"You are too kind and kind!" The Fairy Queen sighed to the Fairy Queen, "As long as you want to be harder, I will retreat behind the scenes and enjoy my life, hey."
"Yes, what grandma taught me is" the elf queen smiled bitterly.
"Okay" the fairy queen waved her hand and said: "I don't care about other things, but you still have to tell me about the trap. Why do you want to throw domestic garbage into it for fermentation? Can't you nail it down? Some sharpened stakes or something?"
"That's not household garbage" I corrected: "Those are a kind of weapons of mass destruction that we all thought about all night!"
"Okay, don't beautify yourself" the fairy queen said: "I am so old, and I don't know how old you are. I see, those so-called traps are mostly because you are bored on the island. Extremely, the game of digging the sand pit, as for the domestic garbage in it, it is very likely that you have accumulated during this time, but I am puzzled about the sand that fills the sand pit. Where did you hide the sand? "
"About the sand..." I pulled the corner of my mouth, and said in a deep voice, "Thanks to Remy, the sand... is gone."
"Remy?" The fairy queen paused and said, "What did my granddaughter do?"
"She directed Xiao Zhi to push the sand piles high up to several people into the sea."
......
The silence caused the entire conference room to fall into a brief embarrassment.
"Hahahaha, I really deserve to be my granddaughter, the idea is unique!" The fairy queen suddenly expressed relief.
"Hey, don't you really intend to educate Remy on this matter?" I reminded her: "It is precisely because the pile of sand was pushed into the sea that we made the trap in desperation. Speaking of it, The source of everything is that Remy pushed the sand pile into the sea!"
"Well, what you said is not unreasonable." The fairy queen nodded: "I ask you, Xiaoyi, have you taught Remy about this matter?"
"No," I answered truthfully.
"As her fiance, you are not willing to teach your future wife. As the only relative who loves her even more, how can I give up teaching her?"
Having said this, the fairy queen sighed and said, "Hey, the world is really going downhill, and people's hearts are not old. The fiancé made a mistake. The fiance who gets along every day does not point out the preaching, and even wants to put the responsibility on a weak old man like me. Body, cough cough."
After all, the fairy queen coughed twice.
The corners of my mouth twitched, and a lot of bursts appeared on my forehead. If it weren’t for the virtues of respecting the old and caring for the young that have been flowing in my bones for thousands of years, I’d be stopped, or if I couldn’t beat this one, it’s only looking weak but actually strong. When it comes to the old lady who exploded, I must...definitely...whoop, calm down, forget it, don’t be familiar with her, in case you just start to touch the porcelain over there Mode, it’s me who suffers.
Take a deep breath, exhale, take a deep breath, exhale...
Repeating this action over and over again, my heart finally calmed down.
The fairy queen once again sat on the throne and said in a deep voice: "Although you made a great contribution to Xiaoyi, the smell of the trap is too overbearing. It not only stuns hundreds of elites, but also pollutes the entire island. So I think this time, you If it is too much work, you will be punished to go to the nursing place and take care of these unconscious elites until they recover. Well, that's it."
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