Chapter 2381: Mad cat disease

March 11, 4116, sunny.
The warm spring breeze blows the earth, passing through the rooms, bringing in bursts of floral fragrance.
As a foreign elder, I am at the desk, holding my cheeks, holding a pen, and worrying.
Some people say that young people don’t know the taste of sorrow, and they say sorrow for new words. I want to say that the man who went to him has no sorrow since ancient times.
At this moment, I have only one sorrow, and it is a coincidence that this sorrow is still great.
The Hefeng Hegemony is a large-scale event jointly organized by five countries. It is regularly implemented in a certain country. It is a bit of a feng shui rotation. This year, it is not as attractive as the throne. Sometimes, it may even be regarded For a piece of hot taro.
Why is it hot?
Because of trouble.
Yes, if you want to hold a Hegemony Contest, it can only be solved by consuming a lot of manpower and material resources. You must also carefully plan the battle method, the scale of the battle, arrange the battle field, organize the defensive force, and find free time. Publicize the national spirit of Moonlight City on a large scale.
This has happened, one by one, no need to burn your brain to think!
And I also found that accepting the work of the Hefeng Contest is not only a waste of brain, but also a lot of money.
So far, the plan hasn't even suffocated ten words, but I have broken dozens of pens.
"Even if you are upset, you can't bite the pen like this!" Yura said with a little pain: "It's not good for your health, and..."
"Huh?" Holding a pen, I asked vaguely: "And what?"
"And these pens are all famous brands, they are all valuable."
Click.
When I was excited, I broke another tube.
"Tsk tusk tusk" Kailan walked in with her hands behind her back with a smile on her face. She first glanced at the remnants of the pen filled with the paper basket and the broken pen scum, then looked up at me, her eyes looked like a monkey in the zoo.
"What?" I wondered: "Is there a flower on my face?"
"There are no flowers, but I remember you said yourself, it seems like a hundred poison does not invade."
"A hundred poisons are not invading, is there a problem?"
"Yes." She nodded and stared at me: "But your face and the corners of your mouth are blue?"
"Blue? What a mess!" I lost my color in shock, forgetting that pens are different from pencils and ballpoint pens. They emit water!
I plunged into the washing room and started a joyful washing time. At the end, I habitually wiped my mouth with something in my hand to wipe off the water stains. Suddenly I noticed something was wrong. Why did I feel it when I wiped my face? Zha Zha Ma Ma?
I lowered my head, opened my hand, and saw that my eyelids jumped wildly, and it was finished. This is a copy that I reluctantly compiled after thinking about it all morning. Although there are only a few words, it is my painstaking effort!
She walked out crying, and ran into Barbara head on. The latter saw me, and instantly sorted out her expression and turned into a tsundere look, but before five seconds, her expression changed again, becoming curious, suspicious, and then deeply At a loss.
She leaned close to me, looked at me carefully for a moment, and suddenly screamed, rushed towards the warehouse, and after a while, rushed out of the warehouse, touched my forehead solemnly, and stretched out a finger suspiciously: "Xiao Yi ,Are you OK?"
"Huh? It's okay, why are you asking like that?"
"No." Barbara shook her head and said with a serious look: "You must have something, tell me where you are not feeling well, I can help you get a doctor, famous doctor, the most famous doctor, you can rest assured, I will cure you of!"
"I'm really okay", avoiding her hand touching my forehead, I walked to the sofa.
When Barbara saw this, she almost didn't cry. She grabbed my arm and said in a crying voice: "It's over, Xiaoyi is really sick, she's really sick, she's crazy!"
I suddenly became unhappy: "What are you fooling around? Where am I sick? You are still crazy, I think you are crazy."
Unexpectedly, Barbara was even more sad: "It's over, this time is over, Xiaoyi is crazy enough to talk back!"
I:......
After some explanation, Barbara finally believed that I was not completely crazy, but still felt that my spirit was a little abnormal. After all, in her opinion, normal people would not eat pens when there is plenty of surplus food in the warehouse.
To gnaw is also to gnaw a pencil to digest.
"I said Barbara, shouldn't you be on duty at the coffee shop at this time? Why did you come home suddenly? Isn't you lazy again?"
Barbara confidently said: "I'm not lazy! It was my aunt who saw my hard work and took the initiative to let me come back to rest!"
"Oh roar?" I smiled and said, "Do you think I believe it or not?"
"You... believe it!" Barbara said aggressively with her hands on her hips.
I grinned: "Uh, cough, just right, I want to drink coffee, Yura, Kailan, go, accompany me to the cafe, let's drink a cup of latte prepared by the proprietress herself!"
"You...stop!" Barbara panicked for a moment, and grabbed my arm tightly with both hands: "Don't go!"
"Oh roar?" I said with a faint smile, "Why can't you go?"
"Because..." Barbara twisted her eyebrows and made up a lie: "My aunt said... My aunt said you shouldn't drink coffee these days!"
"Hehehe, really?"
"Dang, of course it's true!" Barbara forced her composure and vowed.
"I do not believe."
"You, don't go! Aunt said, if you drink coffee today, there will be a disaster, which is a big evil omen!"
"Hehehe, I still don't believe it... hey hey! How do you bite, you girl! Hey! Scratch me! Hey! Stop, shut up..."
After half an hour.
Barbara is like a tired cat, lying on the sofa panting, I am like a salted fish, or a salted fish with scales off, lying on the sofa with my eyes blank, sad.
Around the coffee table, comparable to a battlefield, a mess, with rags and shards everywhere, and a lot of blood stains... it's all mine.
Barbara, the instigator, frowned, whitened my eyes, and said angrily: "Really, being lazy is more tired than being on duty. I won't be lazy when you are not at home in the future!"
"You still said," I said sadly: "My new clothes! I have to go back to the stove and remake again."
"Who told you to inform you!" Barbara said fiercely: "If you dare to betray this girl, you must be prepared for revenge like a storm!"
On the side, Yura and Kailan took a broom and cleaned the ground. While cleaning, the two talked in a low voice: "Are you wrong to say that we both took refuge in Kagali?"
"how you said that?"
"This Barbara's combat effectiveness is not low, in case one day, she and Kagali have a fight..."
"You don't know later, they are evenly matched."
"Oh! Really or not! It turned out to be evenly matched, it's incredible" Kailan glanced at Barbara's nails with fear.
"Actually, let me say that we both took refuge in the wrong place at the beginning" Yula said seriously: "We should take refuge in Phoenix. She is the most violent sister of the Fearless Guild."
"Oh yo, it turns out that Phoenix is ​​the most violent elder sister, what about Barbara?"
"The most grumpy big sister."
"What is the most grumpy?"
"A word that doesn't agree with each other is like a rabies."
"Shhh, don't talk nonsense, Barbara is a cat people."
"Oh, that's mad cat disease."
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