Chapter 2443: Feng Shui turns around

What is taken from monsters and used for monsters...
What a great and difficult sustainable path...
It's all deceptive.
The truth is this: the average length of the horned snake is more than ten meters, the diameter of the belly is as short as half a meter, and the length is one meter, and the average weight is about one ton.
For such a giant, dragging one is enough to pull the wind, dragging two has reached the limit I can bear, if there are three, four, five... I don’t want face!
I believe the Moonlight City Daily will publish it the next day: shock! An elder actually did this behavior in broad daylight!
Or: The crowd was in full view, and a certain elder dragged these two things home, leaving the onlookers dumbfounded!
Anyway, the wave of public opinion that has been set off will certainly not be a tribute.
As the dusk approached, Godot dragged two horned snakes with a length of more than ten meters and a radius of about one meter, struggling to walk towards the portal.
He dragged along the road hard, attracting countless adventurers onlookers, but everyone did not point out, but the whispering and snickering from time to time still made me feel uncomfortable.
I really want to abandon Godot and lead the family to leave first. Coca Jiali is not happy. She is the actual president of the Fearless Guild, always remembering the rules and guidelines of the Fearless Guild: Don’t abandon, don’t give up, enjoy the blessings, Whenever there is difficulty, we will all be prosperous, and we will lose every loss.
Well, since the actual president has expressed his opinion, what can I do as the honorary president?
Anyway, I’m losing my face. It’s better to put aside the problem of face completely, and work stupidly with your companions to speed up your life, which can also resolve the embarrassing situation. After all, no matter who it is, it’s not good to drag two long things. .
So under my command, I took the lead, and all the male companions shot together, holding the corpse of the horned snake high, shouting slogans, speeding up the pace, and rushing towards the dungeon exit.
What spirit does Yu Gong Yishan promote?
Unity, mutual assistance, unity, mutual assistance, and unremitting perseverance.
At the same time, we have the four traditional virtues of unity, mutual assistance, unity, and mutual aid, and coupled with a firm spirit of facelessness, we have transformed into an unstoppable transportation team like a torrent, carrying the huge body of a horned snake. At a speed comparable to a flood, he rushed out of the portals, rushed out of the dungeon, and returned to our home.
After we got home, we threw the horned snake in the yard for the first time, and then lay down on the ground, wiping our tears and comforting our fading faces.
I can even think that our move will be published on the front page of the Moonlight City Daily News tomorrow morning.
But fortunately, it's no longer me alone. Everyone will die together, hum, this can be regarded as the greatest comfort to me so far.
A lively snake cooking dinner was held that night. All members of the Fearless Guild, neighbors in the neighborhood, as well as Carter Rodney, Carter Eva, Achilles, and some of the New Heroic Guild officials attended the dinner.
During the banquet, I secretly left the venue and sent the cooked snake meat to a certain tree house not far from my house and the Elf Palace.
Lying in the tree house, a descendant of the elven royal family who looked half-dead, swallowed the roast snake meat in a tragic mood of eating poison, and then he was conquered and ate five catties in one breath.
After hearing the glorious deeds of a certain brother who looked half-dead, but after tasting the roasted snake meat, he ate five catties in one breath, the elf queen hid her face and sighed, and constantly blamed her brother for losing the royal majesty.
But when she had eaten roasted snake meat, she was also conquered by this strange taste. Fortunately, she was well-dressed, but she also called the maidservant to enjoy the food together.
At first, the waitress refused, but after eating a piece of grilled snake meat, she was also conquered by this strange delicacy.
So the large-scale real incense scene was staged in the fairy palace.
Some people may ask, where is the fairy queen? Did she not eat? Isn’t the fairy royal family also not allowed to eat meat?
Humph, the fairy queen said that her old man is disguised as an ordinary grandmother, accompanied by Xiao Leimi, enjoying the easy time of grandparents and grandchildren.
When a ray of bright sun shines on my face through the window, I also heard the familiar sound of Xixi Suoso from the door. It was the sound of the deliveryman of the Moonlight City Daily stuffing a newspaper into the crack of my house.
I got up and walked to the door and picked up the newspaper. I couldn't wait to sit back on the sofa and flip through the front page. The next second, I was shocked.
The trembling hands interpret my mood at the moment, but this is not excitement, but anger.
I really want to swear, the guy who wrote the headline of today's Moonlight City Daily, I dug your family's grave? Or did you plan your sewer? Or stole your toilet paper? Or steal the seasoning package from your instant noodles?
It is a group of people who are obviously stupid! Why are you just holding on to me?
Pat, slipped his hand and the newspaper fell to the floor.
I saw a line of bright red characters on the front page of the Moonlight City Daily: Shocked! A certain elder took the lead in doing this kind of thing in broad daylight!
After that is a picture, the most striking person in the picture is me.
I saw a silly smile on my face, raising my hands, carrying a giant horned snake corpse on my head, and the two strings of two people behind me, all of them blurred, as if they were born with mosaics, perfectly covering them. Five senses.
This is obviously cheating me!
Honest people are not so bullied!
Believe it or not, I am carrying a knife and rushing to the magazine in minutes!
At this moment, Kagali woke up too, and came out of the room in a daze. As she passed by me, she squinted her eyes and stared at the headline that was just open.
In the next second, his sleepy eyes went round immediately, and after standing still for a while, he let out a drum-like violent laughter.
The laughter directly awakened all the members. Everyone thought it was an earthquake warning, so they put on their clothes and jumped out of the room.
After realizing that it was Kagali's grumpy laughter, he suddenly felt no love, and went back to the room one by one, but there was no answer, and asked curiously why Kagali laughed so exaggeratedly.
After seeing the front page headlines, they couldn't help but laugh. They weren't as exaggerated as Kagali, but they also shocked other people.
So everyone stopped sleeping, and gathered in the living room to ask the ins and outs of laughter.
After listening to the explanation and seeing the headlines in person, everyone laughed joyfully.
Of the people present, the only one who didn't smile was myself.
Usually when others are unlucky, I always like to make jokes, ‘tell me your pain and make me happy’. Now that I am a party, I understand this sadness.
Is this the legendary Fengshui turns?
Or is it self-inflicted and cannot live?
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