Chapter 2586: Accident

How can people eat whole grains without fart?
After all, the peristaltic intestines and stomach will continue to digest and absorb food, and produce fermentation in the process, and the fermentation will definitely produce gas. As for whether it becomes a hiccup or a fart, how can I control this?
I'm just a fairy, not a god.
Dingy escaped from the tree house, I ran out of the city in a hurry. On the way, I met a group of adventurers with stubborn faces, loud voices, fists like fighting, and strong and tough.
Originally, my route out of the city was a straight line, and after my careful calculation, even with my eyes closed, I would definitely not hit any passerby. However, when people walked on the road, the pot fell from the sky, but I was there. When passing in front of this group of people, they were stunned by the lead big man.
Being rapped and slipping in the air, I looked at him blankly: "Dare to ask the hero, what are you looking for me?"
The urn said with an aura: "Something!"
I just want to say something if I want something, do I need to get me up?
Originally, I was very dissatisfied with this rude behavior, but seeing that they were all humans, in order to promote good-neighborly friendship, I had to bite the bullet, squeeze a smile, and said: "If you have something, please speak up."
"I think your kid is sneaky, isn't it a thief?"
As he said, he glanced at the tree house palace temporarily occupied by Simmons Rock, the lord of York and Seoul. He glanced at the broken page in my hand, looked at what I was wearing, and finally looked at me again. The two swords slanting across the back and waist, snorted coldly, and said: "Looking at you in this dress, I think you are a thief!"
After all, he reached out and grabbed the broken pages of historical documents in my hand.
Although friendly and good-neighborly relations are very important, what you did has seriously affected my face. As a foreign elder, my face represents the face of Moonlight City, and the face of Moonlight City represents the two The face of Her Majesty the Queen.
Therefore, to say that I am embarrassed indirectly means to lose the face of the two queens.
In order to protect the great honour of the two queens, I decided to... abandon the friendly and good-neighborly relationship-Besides, the human race and Moonlight City have a friendly and good-neighbor relationship?
There were no fairies and elves living there at all in York Seoul, and the top leaders of Eri City took the initiative to destroy the principle of peace and friendship with Moonlight City.
The reason why I mentioned the friendly and good-neighbor relationship before is just to hope that this World Hegemony Tournament can be opened smoothly, harmoniously, and finally ended perfectly.
But obviously, it is impossible now.
So when I was in the air, I kicked a whirlwind leg directly on the chin of the strong man without hesitation, and then the strong man...there was no more.
Don't look at the fat and strong body of this product, but in fact it is not high in grade.
If the level is not high, it means that the strength is not strong. If the strength is not strong, it means that the physical fitness is not enough. If the physical fitness is not enough, it means that the resistance is not enough. If the resistance is not enough, it means that the chicken is a low attack and low defense. , The vegetable residue with a combat power of five.
And as a vegetable residue with five combat effectiveness, if I can't get it done, I can find a piece of frozen tofu and kill myself.
The sturdy man with a fat body and full face turned white after experiencing my feet, and he fainted directly on the ground, unconscious.
When the other fat and strong accomplices saw this, they all looked shocked. One of them pointed to me and murmured in a trembling voice: "Could he...could he..."
Although the instant killing of the rookie is a trivial matter for many powerful people like me, the process of instant killing the rookie still makes me feel quite useful. After all, the second kill is always the best. Yes, when I saw this group of wicked and wicked people were stunned by me, one of them was still pointing at me with a trembling finger, and using a trembling voice to express the most sincere shocking words from the depths of my heart, I couldn't help but proudly said: "True So."
At the same time, the man also said the most true feeling from his heart: "Does he have severe foot odor?"
I was struck like five thunders, and I was motionless.
It turns out that this guy did not intend to praise me with words such as ‘horrible’, and he didn’t even think that I could kick his comrades because of my amazing foot strength, but that my feet smell amazing?
Please, I am a clean and beautiful boy who takes a bath frequently throughout the year. No body odor, body odor and foot odor are all by my side. How do you judge that I have severe foot odor?
Is it just because I wear a pair of size 42 straw sandals?
Well, even if I wear a pair of size forty-two straw sandals, and it looks like there is a suspicion of foot odor, but through the amazing kick I just kicked out, if there is a serious foot odor, then it will surround you There must still be a lingering faint smell of feet in the air!
But obviously, there is only the smell of sweat in the air. If you have to force the smell of sweat on my feet, believe it or not, I will slander you!
And just as I and this group of sturdy guys had big eyes and small eyes, the Moonlight City defensive team walked up to me and saluted: "Hello elder!"
"Long...Elder?!"
At this time, the sturdy men on the opposite side were even more shocked, and their jaws dropped to the ground.
I turned my head and smiled slightly mockingly at the big guys: "Haha."
Facing my smile, some of the big guys were sweating coldly, but there were still a few brains as thick as cowhide tendons. Even seeing this situation, I still didn’t believe that I was the elder of the foreign tribe of Moonlight City, and instead questioned whether the moat members were Counterfeit goods, unite to deceive them.
So these sturdy guys began to eager to try again, planning to take down the defensive team members and send them to the defensive team office.
The strength of the defensive members may not be as good as me, but they are much stronger than these sturdy guys, and the number is equal to them. When they start their hands, it creates an illusion that more people bully fewer people.
The big guys with the beaten nose and swollen face were turned away by the guards and sent to the guard team office to wait for trial, including the comatose one.
Watching them leave, I continued to walk out of the city leisurely, but my mind always showed the figure of the big men just now. What is certain is that I definitely did not suddenly sprout any incredible and disgusting weirdness. But I feel that I might meet this group of people in the future.
Although these people are suspected of disturbing the Hefeng Hegemony, after all, no matter how they look at them, they don't look like treacherous people. At most, they are reckless men with a stick of justice in their minds.
For such people, the defensive team will detain them for at most 24 hours, and they will be released the next day.
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