Chapter 651: Please not be beaten
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The People Walking in Dungeons are surely not Normal
- Mad rabbit
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- 2021-01-30 11:17:02
Nothing happened overnight, and the next day we continued to farm.
After a few days of killing monsters, most of us and the elves on the thirteenth floor became familiar with each other. It is inevitable to say hello to each other. Occasionally, there are female elves and Kagali who talk about makeup and beauty.
Of course, Phoenix is an absolute layman about this kind of thing-she has never used those things.
Maybe it’s because of her natural beauty. Phoenix is not only so good that she has no friends, but her skin is fair and tender, and she is full of elasticity. It can be said that apart from the recognized goddess Emily in the eyes of everyone, it is difficult to find the right girl. .
Besides, Emily's chest is not as full as a phoenix...Cough cough, thinking of this, I suddenly feel how glorious and brilliant my life and my future are!
Among women, once they talk about makeup and beauty and other topics, they will be out of control, and Kagali and others are no exception.
Often as soon as the topic started, our trip to fight monsters became the form of my masters fighting monsters, their girls chatting and hanging up.
Fortunately, the demonized bat is not strong, and the elders of us can still handle it. If we get used to the fighting method, we don't need their support.
Since replacing the blunderbuss I brought back from Fort Witch, Loki's strength has taken a leap. The lead projectiles with magical attributes can fire like small cannonballs, four or five per blow.
Although none of them can be killed, it is enough to attract their attention. This is the result I want, because directly below them, the summoned objects of Yang Ku and others, who are specially used to pull hatred, are waving with great power. The weapon put on a fierce posture, attracting the enchanted bat group that was startled flying around.
Although there are no large areas of magic damage to the girls, but with the high-speed attacks of me and Billy, the kill can also be completed, but during this period, Jackson's assistance is required.
Jackson's shield is truly hard. No matter how the demonized bat scratches and bites, there are no scratches. I am a little doubtful that the shield handed down from his ancestors and the numerous scars on it will be It was caused by a monster similar to the nine-headed flood dragon that could breathe fire in the cracked space.
However, these are just my illusions and speculations, and should not be true.
Under the cover of Jackson's shield, several waves of fierce attacks were completely offset.
Zach always stood in front of Loki. He was the last line of defense besides Loki to protect the guild female compatriots from chatting and hanging up.
In fact, his line of defense can only be regarded as a decoration. After all, using a two-handed axe to cut high and agile demonized bats is the same concept as using a cannon to hit mosquitoes-no matter how hard you work, the effect is small.
However, it is better than nothing, and a line of defense like him is better than nothing.
Although Billy and I's fierce attack and spawning monsters were not as fast as the magical attacks of the girls, they were still handy. Without much effort, the enchanted bats on the roof of the tunnel were cleaned up.
Billy and I were also tired like two dogs that had just stopped running, hula hula panting, and pour water.
After finally resting enough to speak normally, Billy whispered: "You can't control your wife! Just know that we are chatting, and it will make us tired!"
I expressionlessly said, "Do you dare to say this to your president?"
"Aren't you our president!" Billy disdainfully said.
"I just put a name on it, and you can talk to your true president."
Billy wilted.
Yes, he dare not, he absolutely dare not.
You know, although Kagali talks and chats very gently and normally, if she interrupts her elegance and destroys her rare chat atmosphere, this little girl will immediately erupt like a volcano, regardless of you are hers The younger brother was still her fiancé, and he was beaten up until she was completely relieved.
Therefore, when she is talking and laughing, no one will dare to offend.
Billy and I sighed helplessly at the same time.
I can't bear to fight, but he can't fight; once irritated and beaten, I hurt and he hurts even more. After all, his defense is much worse than mine.
If you can't fight or make trouble, you can only continue to obediently clean up the blame.
Compared to me and Billy, the male elves over there are much lighter. They are drawn down and played by enchanted bats one by one. They are safe and easy, but they upgrade slowly and have less explosives.
This kind of monster-killing behavior is something we cannot tolerate.
Fortunately, we are two groups. If we are one group, we must fight.
Billy and I, when we were about to rest, continued our crazy time to fight monsters.
The monsters in the dungeon are brushed once a day, so the places brushed today can only be brushed until tomorrow.
And after Billy and I, and Rocky, who shot a long distance not far away, with the joint efforts of the three people, all the enchanted bats within a range of tens of meters have been wiped out by us, and Xiao Zhi’s backpack has also been wiped out. Loaded a lot of coins and materials, it's time to rest and go back.
Until then, Kagali and their conversation had not ended.
I waited for the male compatriots to get together boringly, nibbling on the dry food while pulling out some useless things.
Loki leaned over and asked me in a low voice, "Boss, what's wrong with Lily, why can you chat with such a large group of old women?"
I directly gave him a thrill: "Old woman? Where do you see that you are old? The average age of these girls is less than twenty!"
"But Lily is only twelve..." Rocky said aggrievedly.
"Phoenix is still sixteen years old, can you compare it like that!" I was very upset.
A man in his twenties called a group of girls with an average age of less than twenty old women, and the object of his speech was the fiancé of these girls. What's the difference between calling you ugly in front of you!
I'm not a generous person, so I choose to be careful.
After giving Loki two more bursts of thunder, I looked bad, and asked: "Dare to talk nonsense!"
Rocky repeatedly told Rao, I let him go.
Before the bag on his head went down, he leaned in again, but this time, he changed his statement: "Boss, why did you say Lily likes to be with...er, a girl older than her? Chat together?"
I can accept this, and I don't plan to care about it anymore, and said: "Chatting with a girl who is slightly older than her is a sign of desire to grow up."
Loki looked at his chest suspiciously, and murmured, "Wish to grow up?"
I slammed the hammer again and said viciously: "What do you think! What I said is that she is eager to become mature, it is the growth of her mind, not the body!"
Loki fell on all fours, holding his head and shaking: "Boss, I'm the wrong bird, I shouldn't think about it, please be beaten!"
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