Chapter 703: assassin

If the tree house refused to open the door, no one would dare to break through.
So, from the elf queen to the elf guard, hula-la lined up in front of my house.
At that scene, it seemed that passengers were waiting for the bus at the bus stop in an orderly manner.
I was very fond of this scene, but I was angry with the elder Sonoda Mai next to the empress.
The old demon woman yelled at me with an annoyed look: "An Xiaoyi, you are so courageous. Your Majesty is standing here, you won't even open the door!"
I was not in a hurry or annoyed, but I looked lazy and said, "You have hands and feet, why don't you open the door yourself?"
"If I can open it, do I need to talk nonsense with you here!"
Sonoda Mai was even more angry.
I sat down on the doorstep and said with a calm expression: "Who wants to open the door and drive by yourself, don't yell at me. I'm not an elf, so I don't want to eat your way."
"You!" Mai Sonoda pointed at me, trembling with anger.
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Saying hello to the elf queen and taunting Elder Sonoda, I actually did it deliberately, with only one purpose-to inform Phoenix with a gesture signal, and secretly tell Remy to let her greet the tree house, and continue to close the door to prevent them from entering .
At this point in time, Taylor's treatment of Princess Analita is in the final stage, and all previous efforts should not be wasted because of a little negligence and politeness.
While stalemate with them, I once again gestured to hint the Phoenix: Let Remy find a chance to sneak in along the skylight, tell Taylor and Princess Analita the truth, and tell Princess Analita to be ready to act stupid. When everything is ready, open the door.
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There is a reason why I entrust all these tasks to Remy.
Compared with the elves, the tree house prefers fairies-the elves cannot communicate with the tree house, but the fairies can.
Remy's grandma told me: To the tree house, fairies are like their children. Parents will never refuse a child's request.
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While I continued to play rogues with the Elf Queen and the group, I secretly observed Remy's actions.
Because my rogue behavior successfully attracted most of the eyes, and the petite and extremely agile Remy was difficult to be targeted, so after a short time, Phoenix made a gesture to me-successfully entered the tree house .
With a sigh of relief, I know that the next time is both urgent and precious.
Disregarding the image, I lay on my back on the doorstep. I put my arms in a comfortable posture, and even raised my legs.
"What a despicable and unsophisticated behavior, An Xiaoyi, your posture insults our image of Moonlight City!" Mai Sonoda continued to chatter.
"Image?" I lifted my eyelids and squinted at her: "Isn't Moonlight City the country that claims to be the most free? Is it even restricted to a comfortable sleeping position?"
Elder Sonoda Mai was obviously shocked by my words, and she even took the initiative to change the subject: "Are you going to sleep here?"
"Ah, is there any problem?"
"Your Majesty the Queen is here. Not only did you disrespect your request, but you actually wanted to sleep at the door. You, you, you are so presumptuous!"
Elder Sonoda Mai could not find a language to describe me, and she shivered even more with anger.
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Just as I was considering whether to have another snoring and farting scene, the closed door clicked and opened.
This is the signal, Taylor has completed the treatment, and Remy has also completed the delivery. The rest depends on Princess Analita's performance.
I got up from the ground with a nudge, opened the door nearby, and walked in first.
"Aren't you going to sleep on the ground, why did you enter the house?"
Behind him, Elder Sonoda's angry voice sounded.
I ignored her, and blinked at Princess Analita, who was lying on the sofa while eating coffee beans while playing with gadgets in her hand.
Princess Analita also blinked at me.
Can finally relax.
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As the Queen and her group entered the room, I heard two soft sighs.
One sound was made by the Elf Queen, and the other sound was made by Great Elder Prisla.
I looked at her, and she nodded slightly at me, but I didn't respond.
Elder Sonoda Mai gave an order to the elf guard following him: "Start the search."
"Wait." I stood up, stopped them, and stared at Mai Sonoda, "This is a private property. You can search if you want to search?"
"That's right." She raised her head and chest, like a victorious cockfighting: "We have a handwritten letter from Her Majesty the Queen. In order to prevent your scams, we even invited Her Majesty to come."
"Hmm" I nodded again and again: "What you said is very good, but I want to know, why do you want to search my house? Am I breaking the law, or out of discipline, or doing some inhumane behavior?"
"We suspect that your house might harbor an assassin."
"Aren't you dreaming?" I chuckled. "Assassin? Do you think the assassin might break into my tree house? Even if he can break in, aren't you afraid of revenge from the tree house? You really are just a tree house. A building? Don’t pretend to be stupid. You and I understand that a tree house is not just a building. It is a living creature with flesh and blood and a torso, just like you and me! Your way of judging, I doubt it. It's an insult to the tree house."
As I said, I raised my volume and said loudly, "Treehouse, what do you think?"
There was a violent shaking, and there was the sound of metal bowls falling from the kitchen. Fortunately, there was no cracking sound, otherwise the gain would not be worth the loss.
Remy flew over lightly, riding on my neck, whispering a few words to me.
I nodded and said coldly: "The tree house is very angry. He thinks your words are an insult."
"I, I didn't mean to insult you, Tree House!" Elder Sonoda Mai panicked: "I'm just questioning this human kid, since he came here..."
She suddenly fell silent.
The tree house trembled again and again, accompanied by roars from time to time.
Remy approached me and whispered a few more words.
"The tree house said that all creatures are equal, free, and have dignity and cannot be arbitrarily questioned." I said lightly: "Your behavior is a desecration of creatures, so I have to apologize."
"I..." At the moment, the elder Mai Sonoda seemed to be a duck whose neck was caught. She tried to get mad, but was swallowed back again. In the end, it seemed that a fight was defeated. The dog said dejectedly: "I said that rude remark before, it was my fault. I beg the tree house and your forgiveness."
"It doesn't matter, I don't blame you" I smiled.
The tree house also trembled slightly, and then fell silent.
"Okay" My expression returned to normal again, and said lightly: "Next, please explain to me, assassin, what is going on?"
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