Chapter 3: This sad reminder of life! (3)

Chapter 3 is a sad reminder of life! (3) The temple is burning with incense, and I am sitting on the chaise couch silently, my expression is very calm, and my heart hurts.
The palace girl was carrying a bowl of medicine and walking gently from the outside of the hall. She walked down to me and said softly: "The niece, the medicine."
I looked down at the black medicine soup, and suddenly I was too big. In fact, I was not afraid of taking medicine. I just thought that this medicine would drink more. My chest is bigger, my waist is thinner, and my voice is softer. I am afraid.
So, sincerely squatting on the hedge, discuss: "Can you drink?"
The hedge was only when I was too bitter, and I handed the sweet dish on the side of my hand to me in front of me: "There is a new honey-sweet jujube, you will not feel the pain when you eat one."
Look at my hedges, candied dates are not useful, but if you can make me a fragrant one, it is more useful than a plate of candied dates.
But this is just to think about it, and I will not dare to say if I borrow both of them.
Ugh!
After all, I was forced to drink medicine by the hedge, and then I continued to sit on my couch and pretend to be calm.
In fact, I am considering the career plan of the "Prince Edward" career. How can I rise from the Prince Edward to the Queen's throne? It is best to be a young widow, learn a post-Lv Hou, Wu Hou and other seniors. A curtain to listen to politics and the like, and then wake up the world right, drunk lying on the knees...
Yeah! A tempting prospect.
I thought about it for a few days, and I couldn’t figure out a clue. I watched the beautiful women wandering in front of my eyes and finally couldn’t stop, so I discussed with the hedges after a meal:
I want to be private today. Go out of the palace."
The hedge is not the confidant of this family. In this sentence, only one moment of effort, two sets of lines will be handed over to me. At this moment, I was deeply aware that she was much more skilled than me when she was pleased with the boss.
However, hedge, what do you do for me with two sets of clothes? Have I said that I want to go with you?
I can't help but talk too much, but I have to let her help me change the dress, then stand in front of the dressing mirror and take a look at the eyes that I want to say, and then look at the silver-free place. Chest, I finally sighed deeply: hedges, hedges, is your woman a fool or a man as a blind man?
Hey, still don’t say anything, let’s go out first.
Waiting for the palace gate, the hedge is called the sedan, and I will help me directly.
I am busy asking: "Where is this?"
Looking at me at the hedge, it is very strange: "Is not going back to China?"
Back to the government? Going out of the East Palace and then entering the Shangshu House? Why do I have to find this uncomfortable for myself.
"No, I want to walk by myself."
When I finished, I was afraid that the hedge would be pursued again. I quickly walked forward, and when I stepped forward, I felt refreshed. The hedge fence chased half a street in the back, and finally stopped panting, shouting: "Mother-ah, son, you slow down!"
slower? Joke, I want to slow down again, don’t you catch up with me?
I walked faster under my feet and smiled back at the hedge: "You don't have to follow, go home first, and I will go back when I get there."
After that, I quickly took a few steps and turned the corner of the street, completely leaving the hedge behind. Hedgerows, hedges, I don't know how to pity the jade, but the place I want to go can't take you there.
I asked a few people along the way. This asked me where I was drinking wine. I could go back and forth four or five times at the door. I didn’t dare to go in. Now how dare this body go in, if it’s cheap, it’s not How can people be cheaper?
Hey, this hateful lord star!
Xu is the old lady selling candy on the street. I saw that I was a little longer in this wandering. I finally couldn’t help but ask: "Little lady, is this coming to catch your official?"
I glimpsed, but I haven't responded yet, and I listened to the big singer and sighed: "Hey, since ancient times, it was a man, guarding such a beautiful lady, but I have to go here to have fun, man and man!"
What do you say, what makes my face so red? Forget it, don't go here, and change places, man, can't you know where you can eat?
So I found another luxury restaurant to go in, and told the younger one who was coming over: "I want to invite people to eat, give me a good place, and then find me two girls who sing."
Xiao Er should immediately say: "Well, please, inside, there is a water lake in the lake, the scenery is beautiful, the environment is elegant, the girl who sings the song will call you later."
I still have some reluctance. When I went in, I quickly yelled at the second child. I looked around and sneaked around and said, "Oh... I want to be lively and daring." I reached out and patted his shoulder. Hey smile, whispered: "Hey... you know."
To say that there is still a professional quality in the second child, I only understand this sentence, and I smiled and smiled. I replied: "Do not worry, you, little!"
My heart suddenly felt translucent, but I still talked with the smart people. I really want to ask if he is interested in changing his job. Just follow me back to Donggong to be a waiter. The missing thing in Donggong is his talent!
After waiting for a while in Shui Xuan, the dishes have not yet arrived, and the girl who sang the song will arrive. Xiaoqu sang like this, the wine was so drunk, and my unhappiness in those days was like being blown by the wind, and it was clean. how to say? It’s natural that this song girl can’t compare with the beauty in the East Palace, but the family wins the style, and the small hand is not in a hurry. Drinking a small wine is not annoying, only a moment of effort puts me in a dizzy Dizzy.
I am thinking about it in my heart. It is enough to do this. After all, it’s dark, and it’s not too early. It’s not very interesting to go on. I can only make myself add up to troubles. I simply rewarded the sing. Qu girl, got a drink, stunned the little wine, and walked away with the little song I just heard.
The talent just got out of Shuixuan and suddenly felt anxious inside, so I asked the location of the latrine from Xiao Er and went to the latrine.
Because the grade of the restaurant is not low, so the latrine is also clean, it may be to prevent the guests from falling into the pit, there is actually an oil lamp inside, although the photo is not clear, but it is better than nothing, I can not help but sigh: really people-oriented.
There was still a brother standing there with a small solution. I didn't pay much attention to it. I just walked over and said, "Brother, let."
Who knows that the person refused to move the place, only turned to look at me.
I glanced at him casually, but I was a little familiar, I don’t know where I have seen it. Oh, forget it, even if it is a matter of life, don't want it!
He still looked at me slyly, and I looked down at his object again. The dark passage was no bigger than mine. What kind of strength did you have?
However, this person has never loved to fight against people. If he refuses to let him, he will only stand on the side, and no matter why he is still staring at me, he only licks his robes and throws things away. I can wait for you, oh yeah, I haven’t been able to pull out the objects for a long time. I have a string in my head that suddenly slams, and for a moment, the cold sweat slams down.
Then, there is no wine...
The corner of the eye swept over, and the man stared at me.
There are several countermeasures in the brain that flash instantaneously:
First, calm the Emperor: Take a few sheets of straw paper, turn around and do a big solution, I don't believe he can still squat on the ground, I have no small jj.
Second, the indifferent emperor: fasten the belt and turn away, I will not pick up the objects, what objects come out to do with you?
Third, the wind imperial: look at him sympathetically, ask: has not solved yet? Is this urinary frequency, urgency, urgency? Have you tried the front row x?
The latrine is watching me, I am watching the wall...
At this unspeakable moment, someone suddenly called out outside the latrine: "Jiu Ge, have you fallen in? Why can't you come out?"
After a while, the latrines next to me whispered softly: "Oh, come."
When I finished talking, I stopped looking at me, calmly collecting the birds and turning them around.
I took a long breath and didn't even have time to tie my trousers. I first vacated my hand and touched it. Hey, the original latrine is the real calm.
The voices of the two people outside are gradually drifting away: "Nine brothers, hurry, people are waiting, saying that I have found a wonderful person here, I want to sing eighteen touches, and I will listen."
The latrine smirk smiled: "Oh, well, go listen."
Eighteen touch? Isn't that the little song that I just licked in my mouth? The heart suddenly disdain, really two children who have never seen the world, listening to an eighteen touch is still happy.
After this scare, the wine has no intention of urinating. Fasten your waistband, keep your robes, continue to lick my little song, and go out in a big way.
"What do you want to stretch?
Touch it, yeah,
I touched the top of the aunt’s head,
A scent of osmanthus on the head,
......"
My heart is just wondering. I only heard that wine can be scared. I haven’t heard that urine can scare me. It’s really weird.
When I got back to the palace gate, the hedge was rushing around the circle. Seeing me coming back and rushing over, I lowered my voice and said, "My maiden, how come you come back! This palace door will not enter." !"
I smiled and said: "Isn't I still able to go in, what are you worried about?"
The hedge was helpless. I took the cloak and just gave it to me. This face has not been covered yet. I am suddenly anxious here. I only tightened my legs and hurry to the hedge: "Fast, fast, fast, and hurry back to the palace!"
The hedge is quite puzzled and glares at me.
Hey, hedge, hedge, how do you let me say it? After all, the meaning of urine is different, so you can’t!
(End of this chapter)