Chapter 3:

"Junlin Dahuang" is a magical novel on the male frequency. It used to be invincible in the protagonist's cool storyline and the author seemed to need no more than 30,000 hand speed on the top of the best-selling list. However, just when everyone thought that another great was about to be born, it took only a week to become the most badly commented essay, and even made the reader spontaneously gather various search author information and vowed to form a team to send him a blade .
From now on, readers will have to compare "The King's Landfall" whenever there is a rotten tail, and then it is gratifying to find that whether the or the plot is better than eating half of the cake and being fed with shit, this leaves the trembling rotten tail. The authors then return to the comment area of ​​this book to greet someone's immediate family.
This kind of daily life lasted for a whole year after the end of "Junlin Dahuang". The heroine didn't take it away. The protagonist's intellectual disability didn't matter. Even the author suddenly entered the palace as an eunuch, and everyone can still talk and laugh with the keyboard. However, who boasted "Junlin Dahuang", sorry, please get out of the friend list mellowly.
Ji Mo was a ten-year-old reader before he became a writer. Naturally, he also read the legends of the rivers and lakes in this rotten essay. According to his analysis, the cool point of "Junlin Dahuang" lies in Ye Mingjun's indifferent attitude towards nothing. The major powers and organizations have done their best to grab the broken treasures of the world. He took out a better one. The hostess wanted the world to conquer the fairy world. He also answered "Oh, then give it to you." Then, It really conquered the world as if buying a toy and giving it to your harem.
The kings, the heavenly gods, are in his eyes the equivalent of a child who asks him to eat candy. Whoever coaxes him is rewarded, and whoever is naughty will give a lesson.
However, this is only the first half. When entering the God Realm, the plot of the book suddenly ushered in a reversal. The protagonist's harem was trying to use him. Everything he experienced was caused by other people's conspiracy. These women accused the deer of making up lies for the horse, using him to gain power and ruining the right path, and even killed his biological mother. When he discovered all of this, his only true wife who had sincerely made hair had already failed in the palace battle and was neglected.
Immediately afterwards, the god-like ending came up, and the male harem began to kill each other. Ye Mingjun, who tried to solve their problems, wanted to return to the same wife with the same knot, but he was stabbed with a cold heart, and the whole drama ended.
At the end of the story, the fairy in white glanced at the world that surrendered to himself, and chose the solution of war without any attachment. The expression was as indifferent as he came, leaving only a sigh, "Love and hate in the world, but that is all."
Yes, Shuangwen abused the Lord, the harem battle, the villain was suddenly whitewashed after the tragic death, and finally the dead male master and the female host. None of the well-known roles ushered in a good ending. It only took a week for this article to fly. Straight down three thousand feet collapsed into Lushan Waterfall.
What is even more terrifying is that Ji Mo once seriously went back to look at it, and actually found all kinds of foreshadowing in the early stage. That is to say, this newspaper's ending was not a writing collapse, but a set at the beginning. At that moment, even with his concentration, he couldn't help but open the trumpet to join the team who scolded the author.
Whether based on novel routines or literary pursuits, Ji Mo could n’t understand why such a plot full of malicious protagonists appeared, and finally only reached a conclusion that the author of the book, the next king, was either a man named Ye Mingjun Wearing a green hat, or being kicked by a girlfriend to retaliate against society, anyway, the mental state is absolutely abnormal.
Of course, what he cares about now is not why this rotten-tailed is born, but why did Ye Mingjun, who has seen the red dust, appear in this world in the end, and also carry the wonderful props of the love strategy system?
In Ji Mo's impression, although the plot line of the heaven and the earth is not fixed, as long as it is the protagonist of the ending text, it is basically the state of the finale when it appears in this world, and because of the bonus of the completion, it is far more than the protagonist in the serial. powerful.
He determined that there was absolutely no system in "Junlin Dahuang". Judging from Ye Mingjun's plot to accept all the posters of the harem, he could not be interested in men. If the other party didn't cheat him by a name, it was this person and What is the difference between other heaven and man.
Perhaps from this Ye Mingjun, they can find out the reason for the coming of heaven and man.
"The predecessor task is completed, the seal is unlocked by one percent, can I ask if I will release the primary strategy task immediately?"
Just when Ji Mo instinctively analyzed the identity of the other party, the system came like the voice of the best customer service. The hook snake who had already made an attacking gesture seemed to suddenly slip away from them, and the man's explanation was also timely from his ear. Came
"My current practice is that I can only use stealth spells. It can't see that we will go elsewhere."
This guy who can't even beat a hook snake is really that pretending master Ye Mingjun?
I glanced at the man very suspiciously, and Ji Mo found that the fairy didn't seem to realize that he was invisible to avoid a monster, and it was far from the domineering Ling Yun of the other protagonists. However, although he was unable to determine the strength of the opponent, he now had no other choice. He quickly put aside all personal emotions and made the most suitable response at the moment,
"The devil has only this prince. Since he shot it himself, it is impossible to simply occupy a small city and close it. I guess they will immediately capture the surrounding cities to block the southern part of Shenzhou. Since you have no self-protection ability, you are better off with me Acting together, it ’s better to take care of each other. "
After Ji Mo's analysis, Ye Mingjun knew nothing about the world and needed to obtain intelligence from himself. He was not good at fighting. He also needed a cooperation between heaven and man. In fact, Ye Mingjun did not refuse, but the response was very different from what he had imagined. I saw this person glancing at the hook snake that had gone away. It seemed that he didn't realize the danger of the road ahead, and only laughed lightly. : "Okay, I cover you."
Where did this person come from? Is it true that the seal is false? But what are the benefits of doing this boring thing?
The plot of "Junlin Dahuang" is very fascinating, and the behavior pattern of the protagonist Ye Mingjun is completely beyond common sense. Ji Mo can't detect the other party's truth and reality for the time being, but he only nodded to him with a prudent and careful principle , "Happy cooperation."
Ji Mo ’s mask is called innocence, but it is an artifact that Su Ge, the ruler of Shenzhou ’s ruler personally refined for him, as long as a grass and a tree covering a hundred miles above the face ca n’t escape perception, and is used to obtain this artifact. The price, he also became a white priest to obey the temple order.
Ji Mo didn't realize that there was anything wrong with it. In the past, thanks to his inexhaustible exploration ability, he was able to withdraw from all kinds of disputes. If he was caught by Ye Mingjun this time, he would not miss the movement of the Prince Mozhou. Retreat in time.
It's his carelessness. In this chaotic world, he will lose his life a little carelessly, and he can no longer be disturbed by any unrelated emotions in the future.
Walking silently in the dark tunnel to wake himself up, Ji Mo now dare not relax, always paying attention to the movements of the people behind him.
Indifferent perception is not affected by light, so he ordered no lighting to be placed in the construction of the secret passage, in order to prevent the enemy by virtue of this advantage in case of emergency evacuation. According to his observation along the way, although Ming Jun sealed his practice this night, he walked in the dark without any stagnation. He even avoided all traps without his reminder. It seems that the protagonist is not a fuel-efficient lamp. People act strangely and take it lightly.
No, it is because of the strangeness of the person that you have to be more careful. Falling into the hands of others is just a fate. If you follow his way but the sexual orientation is not safe, the latter is undoubtedly even more terrible in terms of results.
Just when Ji Mo decisively raised the danger of a certain fairy to the highest level, Ye Mingjun, who had been silent and followed him, finally had a movement, although the source of the sound was the picture scroll he did n’t wear on his waist. Jun, you are too cold for too long to cultivate feelings. Please keep the attitude of a gentleman and chat with the other party for more than five minutes. "
Ye Mingjun's indifference and indifference are consistent with the description of the novel, but he also brought a system responsible for doing things. When he heard that task, Ji Mo was shocked, righteous gentleman? What is this Sao operation? He only heard of someone who chased his sister and used any means to play hooligans, but he has never seen anyone who falls in love and improves their ideological and moral quality ...
However, although he was completely incomprehensible to this kind of magical logic, Ye Mingjun trusted the system quite a bit. He actually broke the silence and asked him lightly: "Are you afraid of snakes?"
"I'm afraid of everything that threatens life."
With the idea of ​​letting him unlock a few more seals, there are finally many ways of life. Ji Mo started the conversation in cooperation, but just secretly added a sentence in his heart, and you are a deadly guy who is a threat to chastity.
"Then are you afraid of darkness?"
Which pot does not open which pot, does he look like a person who is afraid of black?
Ji Moyuan still thought that the task of this system arrangement was too simple, and he didn't understand until this person spoke again. For this kind of person who can talk to death at any time, five minutes is already very challenging.
However, he has always been a sensible priority. Although he did not want to talk about this topic, he replied plainly: "Fortunately, I am used to it."
Just habit, not afraid.
Immediately capturing the deep meaning implied in the words, Ye Mingjun looked at his hand that Ji Mo had previously pulled over. He did n’t hate this feeling. He also heard that physical contact is a symbol of intimacy, although not too Understand that it is still proposed: "If you are afraid, you can hold me tight."
I refuse, you are scarier than darkness!
Although he had been asked to stay calm, Ji Mo could n’t help but gritt his teeth when he heard this, but he still had to wait for him to think about how to refuse euphemistically.
"Xianjun, you are fouled. Hug is an interaction that can only be performed at the intermediate stage of the strategy. As a punishment, please look at your strategy object with apology until he forgive you."
Is this really a love strategy system? How does he feel like an education system for elementary school students' ideology and morals? Is the current routine so innocent? Isn't he too open to let the male host hold the three chapters with the female host?
Although he was the object of being teased, Ji Mo still couldn't help but blame Ye Mingjun. However, this fairy seems to be really uncomfortable, and he didn't even realize what was wrong with this judgment, just to say: "But I haven't known what I mean by apology for five thousand years."
What terrible words does this man speak seriously?
"Then please replace it with sincerity."
Does it make sense to make concessions in such an insignificant place? Give me another punishment! Take out the majesty of the system and beat him up!
After trying his best to endure the trampling of normal logic by one person and one system in the back, Ji Mo found out that this person actually started to execute before he even spoke. In this quiet and audible secret passage, a man in white followed him silently and stared at him. This horror scene clearly punishes him!
Unable to tolerate the chill behind him, he only pretended not to hear the system sound at all, and turned back and smiled decently: "I know that Xianjun is only joking and will not mind."
"Xianjun, the punishment is over, the five-minute timer restarts, please complete the task calmly and self-sustained."
"Xianjun is at the beginning of Shenzhou, I wonder if there is anything I want to ask?"
Knowing to let this person go, he was afraid that he would not be able to complete the task for a day. In order to stop the strange punishment, Ji Moguo gave him a topic that he could absolutely chat for five minutes, and calmed himself in his heart.
Only five minutes, hold on, but he wants to go out and inform the temple to meet the enemy in time to do important things, and can no longer waste time with a neuropathy.
Alas, God knows how much self-control he needs to maintain this embarrassing and polite smile, this fairy king's chat skills are completely negative!
Since the emergence of Ye Mingjun, Ji Mo has never accurately predicted his reaction. At this time, this person is no exception. This person did not care about his situation when he was in a different world. He only noticed that Ji Mo hastened in the face of such a suitable topic for gathering information In the footsteps, asked curiously: "You seem to be worried about the outside world?"
"Because our shrine has always been committed to maintaining world peace."
Answering facelessly, Ji Mo finally gave up struggling. Probably this is the so-called fairy chat, I do n’t understand, I do n’t understand.
"I read in a book I read, the world strives for profit, fights for struggle, and perishes because of the war. Only love can stop Ge, and the world will be at peace."
"Oh, if you can use love to transform Mozhou, people in the world will regard you as a reborn parent."
It was a heartfelt and honest conversation, and the high priest was about to cry.
"As long as you let me understand what love is, I will resume all cultivation, and even the world will give it to you."
In other words, he has to endure ninety-nine such suffocating operations? What's the difference between watching Ninety-nine times "Junlin Dahuang"? Very well, he chose to die.
Just imagine that terrible future Ji Mo felt cold on the back and immediately tried to dispel this terrible thought, "Xianjun laughed. I just want to live alive and have no desire for the world, I did not love this luxury. "
It's a pity that Ye Mingjun always had wonderful insights into his words. At this time, he was a little surprised and said: "So, you don't want me to do anything for you, just interested in me?"
When did he say such a stupid interest in men?
No, it seems to have admitted ...
Helplessly found that he seemed to have dug himself a pit, Ji Mo's teeth were sore for a while, and finally he couldn't maintain the politeness, so he turned to him sincerely and said, "I am a man who is profit-oriented, and eight out of ten Fake words, the rest is half-truth, please be sure to treat me as a shameless cheat, thank you. "
Ji Mo felt regretful as soon as he said this. He knew that these situations must be related to all available people. It was very simple to please Ye Mingjun, but I do n’t know why he could n’t use his omnipresent ways of doing things. While thinking about how to remedy, the man in white laughed more happily: "I saw someone say this for the first time, and I have never seen such a nonsense person. You are really interesting."
Looking silently at the offended face of this man, Ji Mo suddenly understood where the problem was. Ye Mingjun's attitude towards him is too kind. This inexplicable kindness always gives him the illusion of returning to the past world. It seems that he is still an ordinary teenager on the campus. You can make any remarks casually, believing that no one in the world will hurt yourself.
This is a terrible illusion. Once used, it will die in this world.
"The mission is completed, the seal is now unlocked by 2%, congratulations, fairy, you have a perfect start in less than a day!"
The sound of the system interrupted his contemplation, and the light was faintly visible in front of him. Only then did Ji Mo realize that he had gone through the secret passage unconsciously, which also made him a little relieved. Man can't go back to the past, as long as he goes out from here, he can clearly realize what is reality, and he won't believe any man again.
Take a deep breath, and when you walk to the exit, Ji Mo's expression has calmed down. As usual, she said: "Xianjun, the people of Mozhou probably won't give up chasing us. Please keep invisibility after you go out."
Ye Mingjun's expression did not change as a result, but his eyes seemed to be a little brighter when he came into contact with the light. A slight glance made Ji Mo, who had just walked out of the darkness, feel a little dazzling.
As long as the system does not assign tasks, this fairy will not make any extraordinary moves. At this time, he also jumped a little at the exit and determined that there was no danger in the surroundings. Then he reached out to Ji Mo below and thought for a while, or asked lightly A sentence, "If you are afraid, come by my side, I can protect you safe."
For the wayward group of protagonists, Ye Mingjun's temper is quite good.
As if the previous depression had been forgotten, the moment when he was pulled up, Ji Mo's mind subconsciously crossed this thought. Although he could not understand why this person was so abnormal, he could not estimate the strength of the so-called 2% cultivation base, but the observation of Ye Mingjun finally came to the first conclusion-
Not a bad guy, but really a weirdo.
The author has something to say: Ji Mo: This guy should be the protagonist of the Buddhism, which is stable.
Ye Mingjun: Oh, we all have good tempers.
System: Xianjun is right.
Mr. Wang, author of the request for coding: No, don't be fooled by his appearance, this is a super tough guy!
Catch a worm