Chapter 1: : Are people crazy or pigs crazy?
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The Richest Man is The Village Doctor
- The peaches are gone
- 1522 characters
- 2021-01-31 06:58:50
"Doctor Chen, this is a towel..."
"Doctor Chen, this is hot water..."
"Doctor Chen, how about going to the hospital..."
At Leng Erbai’s family in Xiangyang Village, QY County, Chen Yang’s complexion was as if he was constipated. He squatted in a dirty, messy and smelly pigsty and looked at more than 50 white pigs. The white pig was also looking at him.
Behind him are Leng Erbai and several villagers, all of whom are in a hurry.
Because Chen Yang fainted just now, then he woke up within a few seconds.
I squatted motionless after waking up for half an hour.
And at this time, Chen Yang was very sure that he had crossed through.
Because he remembered that half an hour ago, he was still healthy in the gentle township. Maybe the exercise was too vigorous, and he got the legendary "Immediate Wind".
Then he heard the crying and screaming of the lost little sister...
At that moment, he knew he was belching.
Then, when he opened his eyes, he suddenly found himself fainted in the pig house!
Everyone fainted in the toilet, but he fainted in the pig house? ? ?
At the moment he woke up, Chen Yang thought that he had been reborn and cast it on a pig, and his face turned blue in fright.
But then he found out that he was still a man, not a pig.
just fainted in the pig house.
He was born again, reborn in another person.
This person is also called Chen Yang. He is still a doctor, but a veterinary doctor. Chen Yang is cold at the second Baijiajia pig.
Also, the moment he woke up, there was a ‘ding’ in his brain, and then a system interface appeared in his mind:
Wealth value: 29000
Qi and blood: 0.1 (Niu power)
Mentality: 1
Mall: (Exchange)
Skill: None
He has been squatting in the pig house for half an hour, recalling the original memory of Chen Yang while studying the system in his mind.
The system can't speak, a separate interface, the wealth value is 29,000.
So the value of wealth should be exchanged for vitality or mental power, or going to the mall to buy things, right?
And the so-called wealth value of 29,000 is all Chen Yang’s savings.
He opened the mall silently.
Then I saw a separate secondary page opened:
Mall:
1. Animal Linguistics (Exchange)
2, Controlling Electricity (Level 1) (Exchange)
"Fuck, won't you?"
Chen Yang was shocked, animal linguistics and electrical control?
I am so developed, he has become the darling of heaven.
With these two items, his life must be counterattack!
Before he died, he was a bachelor, a bachelor doing odd jobs, and he didn't even get in with his wife.
I only have two major hobbies in my life, health care and drinking, so I can only go to health care to solve some... personal problems.
There was a surprise color on his face, and he immediately said silently: "Exchange me for animal linguistics and electrical control."
"ding".
The system interface refreshes again, and then it appears:
Wealth value: 0
Qi and blood: 0.1 (Niu power)
Mentality: 1
Mall: None
Skills: animal language, level 1 electricity
"It has become 0, but it doesn't matter. Anyway, the money is in me... I... Where is my money?"
He is carrying a satchel with nearly 10,000 yuan in it.
However, when he touched the bag, he suddenly found that the money in the bag had disappeared out of thin air.
"No way? This system pits me?"
Chen Yang's face is green at this time, who would have thought of using wealth to exchange skills in the mall and deduct cash?
Then the 19,000 yuan hidden in Chen Yang's house is gone?
If you don’t bring such a game, the cash has evaporated out of thin air?
Cash, it's gone like a trick, is it too cheating?
"Okay, you have a species, but can animal language speak to animals?"
When Chen Yang thought of this, he looked at 50 pigs with bright eyes.
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen..."
A few villagers watched Chen Yang's face change constantly, but they only felt panic.
But he didn't dare to touch him, because he still had a pig knife in his hand. What if he accidentally gave them a knife.
So I can only call from a distance.
"It's alright, don't shout, I was thinking about something just now."
Chen Yang finally stood up, and then moved his hands and feet.
and looked at the fifty pigs in front of him and said: "That... you listen carefully, now I want to kill you..."
Cold two white:...
Villager:...
Everyone has a black line!
Doctor Chen went crazy, he went crazy after fainting, he was talking to the pig.
"Er Bai, he is crazy."
Leng Erbai's wife pulled Leng Erbai's sleeve.
Leng Erbai twitched the corners of his mouth, and his scalp was also numb.
Why is this veterinarian still crazy? Is this still nervous?
"Or, call 120..."
Leng Erbai's wife whispered.
At this time, everyone heard Chen Yang yelling again: "Worry anything, line up for me, you, do you dare to try?"
"Begging for mercy? It's no use begging for mercy, just start with you, so you guys do it for you to know? Just hurt and won't die?"
"Huh? You still want to marry a daughter-in-law, how old you are, you know how to marry a wife?"
"Follow me again, believe it or not to kill you guys for eating pork?"
……
……
"Hey, hello, 120? The doctor here is crazy..."
Leng Erbai's wife was finally so scared that she was so scared that she didn't care about anything else, she called directly to ask for a car.
People are crazy like this, if something happens in his house, what can I do, so I must get rid of it.
However, at this moment, Chen Yang walked to the front of the pig and kicked with his foot: "Split, yes, slash bigger, don't move..."
"Whoo~"
I saw Chen Yang wave the knife, and then the pig started howling miserably.
But what shocked all the villagers was that the pig didn't even run, and was still standing there.
You need to know that when smashing pigs, several villagers have to hold down the pigs. Otherwise, how could they let you smash them?
But now, Dr. Chen has succeeded?
The pig didn't move, so he really split his leg to make Chen Yang a successful operation?
"next……"
Chen Yang pushed the pig aside and continued to the next one.
Leng Erbai opened his mouth...
His wife opened her mouth...
Many lively villagers also opened their mouths...
Because it is too subversive, and too... incredible.
"what happened?"
The villagers were at a loss.
50 pigs are not to be castrated, just castrate the boars.
So less than an hour before and after, Chen Yang walked out of the pigpen.
At this moment, all the villagers took a step back in unison, looking at him with some fear.
"Okay, take me back to the county seat."
Chen Yang knew that this was the last time he had killed a pig.
He has a system now, he can understand animal language, and he's a fart pigmaker.
This job is dirty, tired and smelly. His wife hasn't had a room with him for three months!
When thinking of his daughter-in-law, Chen Yang suddenly laughed in front of the villagers~EbookFREE.me~ because the Chen Yang he was born into had a daughter-in-law, and he was beautiful, and he was still a civil servant.
But because Chen Yang is always running in the countryside these days and drilling pigsty every day, his body is full of smell.
So if the wife who loves to be clean didn't sleep with him, he didn't force it.
But, now he is going back to hug someone else's wife.
No, I am Chen Yang, and that is my wife!
But thinking about it is exciting, this is equivalent to getting someone else's wife?
"God take care of me, so I have a daughter-in-law, I have a daughter-in-law!"
Chen Yang suddenly felt that his life had reached the peak, so hi!
……
Leng Erbai drove Chen Yang back to the county in person.
As for 120?
120 didn't come at all, OK, it's an emergency, not a mental hospital.
Besides, there is no mental hospital in QY County.
At the same time, when Chen Yang was excited, happy, and longing to be in a broken van to drive back to the county, he suddenly received an unfamiliar call.
Chen Yang picked it up curiously, and then a woman with a broken gong yelled: "Chen Yang, take care of your little vixen, you green shell bastard!"
"Are you sick...dududu~"
Before he finished speaking, the other party hung up the phone.
Leng Erbai shrank his neck while driving, is Dr. Chen green?
It's possible, I heard that his wife is so pretty, she still works in the office.
And what about Doctor Chen?
He is just a pigsmith! !
Chen Yang's face sank. It turned out that Chen Yang's daughter-in-law would really green him?
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