Chapter 1208: Like a mountain but not a mountain

"As expected to be Young Master Zhang, he really looks like everyone else."
"My son Zhang is only worthy of the title of King of Poetry with such a demeanor. As for someone, I can only brag about myself."
There was a flattering way when Zhang Shuyu's voice fell.
"You are just mocking me for your talents' loss and modest benefits, right? But that's good. If that's the case, then you can listen to me!"
Su Chen smiled disdainfully, and didn't pay attention to the flattering people at all. Instead, he swept towards Zhang Shuyu in a playful way, his eyes full of joking but without a trace of anger.
After Su Chen's words came out, even Concubine Shu at the side below flashed her beautiful eyes, holding her breath, her star eyes filled with a trace of expectation.
After Su Chen made a full gesture, he slightly shook the folding fan in his hand, flicked his sleeves, and finally opened his mouth, slowly chanting: "Three feet off the ground and a ditch, the water flows throughout the year."
Everyone was slightly surprised when they heard it. Isn't this a poem about scenery? Where is the educational significance?
At this moment, with a "pop", Su Chen shook the folding fan in his hand and slowly said the last two sentences: "No cows and sheep come to graze, but Shu Yu is washing his hair!"
There is a ditch three feet above the ground, and water flows long throughout the year.
No cattle and sheep came to graze, but Shu Yu was washing his hair.
"Ok??"
After listening to the black thread, everyone frowned, not knowing why, their faces were dumbfounded and surprised.
What's this all about?
An ordinary scenery poem, can it be compared with my respected young poet Zhang Gongzi?
"What is it? You can also take this shot?"
"That's right, spicy chicken is spicy chicken, even dare to brag about Shixian, shameless!"
After hearing this, everyone immediately showed their faces with contempt and said one after another.
"Oh, the king of poems thought that Master Su had changed drastically in the past two years. Even if he wears a black hat, he is still the same old waste!"
Zhang Shuyu laughed loudly after hearing it, his face was full of contempt, and it seemed to be very disgusting, and the words could not help being entrained with a sharp edge.
"Oh, is this poem really so unbearable?" After listening to the cynicism of the crowd, Su Chen not only showed no anger on his face, but also laughed.
And as Su Chen said so, a glimmer of light suddenly flashed across the peerless beauty of Concubine Shu, and then she giggled as if the sea breeze was blowing comfortably by the sea.
When the crowd saw everyone, some people laughed dryly, and at the same time some people had cracked mouths, and wanted to pile up a smile to accompany the concubine and empress to laugh, but they didn't know where the smile was, causing an embarrassing situation.
"Oh! That's how it is, hahaha!"
Just as everyone was at a loss and did not know why, there was a young man in the crowd who laughed loudly, with a hint of approval in his expression.
The young man dressed in white was Liu Gongzi, the eldest son of a third-rank official.
Although he was young, he had only met people, and some people even named him as the second king of poetry Zhang Gongzi! So this time Master Liu sent him to participate in the banquet.
"Young Master Liu, why are you laughing?" Someone immediately asked inexplicably earnestly.
"Oh? Don't you find it funny?" Young Master Liu asked suspiciously after hearing it, then laughed again, and at the same time gave Su Chen a thumbs up and cast an approving look!
Everyone looked at Liu Gongzi's gaze, and after seeing his gaze at Su Chen, they thought a little bit, and it suddenly seemed like they had realized it.
"Daren Su's poem really isn't that simple!" Someone Ming Wu immediately exclaimed.
"There is a ditch three feet off the ground, and the water flows all the year round. Yes, three feet off the ground, how can there be a ditch?" Someone immediately understood this and followed in exclamation.
When everyone was thinking and meditating, Su Chen casually ate the delicious snacks and took a sip of tea.
And in fact, this poem is not an ancient poem, but a popular online limelight poem on the earth of Su Chen's previous life, or it can be called a... lewd, poem! !
"Oh, it turns out that a ditch three feet from the ground is worthy of the indescribable status of the woman!!" Someone immediately realized that this person could not control his mouth, and immediately blurted out with a surprised expression.
And as soon as he said this, it created a slightly embarrassing scene, even Concubine Shu couldn't help but shrink his smile, and some people who didn't know it instantly realized it.
The latter Shu Yu naturally refers to Zhang Gongzi. Zhang Shuyu compares it to an indescribable part of a man.
The little head below "cough cough, third leg" went to bath in the deep pool, which is called "shampoo"!
At this time, a girl student was holding a teapot, raised a bead curtain and entered the hall to add tea and pour water to everyone.
At the next moment, someone was still reminiscing about Su Chen's limericks, and immediately couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Hahahahaha..."
"Yes, I'm sorry, Master Zhang, I, I really can't help it..."
"Master Zhang, hahaha, it's so funny, I can't help it!!"
After everyone realized that, some people still twitched slightly and tried to hold their laughter, but when someone first started laughing, many people became infected and couldn't help but laugh. stand up.
I even felt a little ashamed while laughing.
But Zhang Shuyu had a black line at this time, and his face was full of resentment and embarrassment. He even felt a little scalp tingling in front of everyone's laughter. At this time, he had the heart to kill Su Chen.
But Su Chen still had a calm expression on his face, and he didn't feel anything wrong at all. After all, the courtesy exchanges, you can say me, I can also return to you naturally, nothing wrong!
"Presumptuous, you shameless person! How dare you chant such nasty poems in front of your noble concubine empress!" Zhang Shuyu immediately couldn't help shouting furiously, and stood up angrily, his hands trembling slightly and pointing straight. Su Chen.
"Oh, my dignified poet king will be angry too? Didn't he still have a generous heart?" Su Chen was not in a hurry when he saw it, and slowly ate a bunch of grapes to relieve his greed.
"What's more, my poem is nasty, it's obviously superior, okay? Noble concubine, are you right?" Su Chen continued, while slowly shaking the folding fan, fanning the breeze, looking at Concubine Shu .
Concubine Shu Gui smiled slightly, as if it could melt the man's heart. She did not speak, but at the same time she looked at Su Chen.
"Don't want to quibble, everyone is here to testify, the noble concubine, today we only talk about poetry creation, not about official career, I propose that this prodigal son be driven out of this banquet! So as not to disturb everyone's leisure and elegance!"
Zhang Shuyu was furious, and couldn't help but scream after hearing it. He was shaking with anger and looked at Concubine Shu with his hands.
But Concubine Shu still did not speak, and did not reply at all.
"Oh, what's the matter with you? As the saying goes, looking at mountains is not mountains, and looking at water is not water. My poem is clearly pure and superior. How can you say it is inferior? I really don't appreciate it!"
Seeing Zhang Shuyu's face, Su Chen also smiled, shaking the folding fan, pretending to be confused and unhurried.
"And the so-called looking at the mountains is not the mountains, looking at the water is not the water, as long as the heart is pure and longing for the light, the poem is naturally pure. If the heart is down, the poem is naturally down."
Su Chen then said slowly, and at the same time, he stared at Concubine Shu again, admiring Concubine Shu's beauty in the prosperous age, and his eyes seemed to flash three-point coolness, three-point sneer, and four-point carelessness.
"Actually, I, Su, just wanted to use this poem to test you all to see if the minds of the princes are clear. You see, the imperial concubine has never spoken from the end, it just means that the imperial concubine is a A person with a pure and clear heart?"
After speaking, Su Chen sighed, and even shook his head in disappointment.
"it is good!"
The white-robed young man Liu immediately shouted "OK" to stir up the atmosphere, and took the lead in applauding.
Then, there was a thunderous applause on the field, and everyone's eyes all cast their approval to Su Chen.
In fact, as Su Chen said, looking at mountains is not mountains, and looking at water is not water.
Although the artistic conception of this poem is ambiguous, everyone didn't understand it at first, and even felt that it was a little illogical, but after combining the previous text, it suddenly became clear.
"Young Master Zhang, ask everyone here, who thinks this poem is indecent?"
Immediately, Su Chen saw that everyone had stopped smiling, but instead he smiled faintly, looking at Zhang Shuyu and slowly asking.
"you!!"
Zhang Shuyu couldn't refute immediately, staring dryly, his face full of anger, and anger was beyond words, at the same time he cursed wildly in his heart, greeting Su Chen's relatives in various ways.
"Tsk tusk tusk, it's so good to look at the mountains not the mountains, but the water is not water!"
Wang Xun beside Zhang Shuyu smiled suddenly, and after everyone's applause stopped, he clapped a few more hands and praised him.
"You guys, since everyone can get together here, the palace also hopes that the monarchs will only talk about poems and songs today, and use poems to meet friends, not personal grievances, how about?"
Concubine Shu spoke gracefully, her beautiful eyes swept towards the crowd, her tone of voice was slightly mixed with unquestionable majesty, and after she said that she looked at Su Chen and smiled slightly.
"Master Su is a great talent. One sentence that looks at mountains is not mountain, and water is not water. It is simply a famous sentence from the ages. His great talent is not in that poem, but in this sentence. If nothing else, just Just this sentence will last forever and be famous for a hundred years!" Concubine Shu looked at Su Chen with a smile.
"What the Concubine Shu said is that we will only talk about poetry and songs today, and nothing else!"
Before Zhang Shuyu could react, Young Master Liu in white clothes raised the teacup and stood up, representing that everyone was arching their hands towards Concubine Shu.
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