Vol 2 Chapter 2669: Learning from the West is not easy!

When he walked into the bathroom with this small plastic cup, Su Rui appeared cowered. The more this time, the more suspicious it was, and it seemed that everyone on the road was looking at him.
However, the more he covered the cup in this way, the more people's attention he got. If he was generous, he would be fine.
In fact, this can be regarded as Su Rui thinking too much. Most of the people who came to the hospital were patients. In this situation where everyone is sick, what are you hiding?
When he came to the bathroom, there were still a few people in it. Su Rui looked around, then turned his head and got into the cubicle.
Keke, what kind of mood is this?
Su Rui felt that using the word "complex" is completely indescribable!
He closed the door between the grids and stood on the squat pit and looked around. He found that there was no place to put the plastic cup around, so he bit the edge of the cup with his mouth and put his hands on the belt buckle.
Well, his hands... seem to be trembling.
Shakily untied the belt buckle, shakily opened the zipper, shakily dropped his pants below his knees.
At this moment, Su Rui's heart was as if ten million divine beasts whizzed past!
How does an adult man feel when he takes off his pants and stands in the bathroom?
Su Rui continued to put his trembling hands to his mouth and took off the plastic cup.
But, one accidentally, because the fingers were shaking too violently, the plastic cup actually fell!
Fortunately, Su Rui had quick eyes and quick hands, and quickly pouted his and bent down, and grabbed the plastic cup when it was about to fall to the ground!
"so far so good……"
Su Ruishun took a look at the tiled floor that was not clean, and then became more speechless and choked.
How many psychological hardships will a person experience from childhood to adulthood?
Yes, in Su Rui's view, the situation at this moment is definitely an ordeal for him!
In such an environment, how can we complete the arduous task of "learning from the West"!
When he "held" himself with a trembling hand again, Su Rui really wanted to cry!
It is said that other hospitals have sperm-taking rooms, and there are beautiful women on the walls, but this hospital is actually trying to solve this problem in the bathroom!
Do you want such a heavy taste!
Dare to give a good environment!
Su Rui really wanted to cry without tears. He moved his right hand mechanically for more than ten minutes, but there was no effect.
"This can only mean that I am in good health." Su Rui looked down and said again.
However, his statement can only reluctantly convince himself.
At this time, someone knocked on the door of the grid: "The people inside hurry up. They have been waiting for you for a long time. Hurry up."
"Okay, wait patiently." Su Rui, who has always been helpful to others, could only speed up his movements at this time. He knew that if he had his eyes open and faced this messy environment, he would never think of it in his life. Up.
So, he could only close his eyes and start to dream about some very beautiful pictures.
After a few more minutes, it was finally done.
Looking at the plastic cup, Su Rui took a deep breath. He suddenly felt that his eye sockets were a little hot. What's wrong? Are you about to cry?
Indeed, after completing this difficult process of "learning the scriptures", I was absolutely moved to cry.
Biting the edge of the plastic cup with his lips again, Su Rui tremblingly lifted his pants.
However, the plastic cup was bitten in this way, and the smell between his nose was very unpleasant. When Su Rui fastened his belt, the smell almost didn't come out.
Su Rui knew that God might be deliberately having trouble with him, let him experience all the shadows of the world.
I fell into a septic tank before, and I didn’t have much food for a week. Lolita also said to Su Rui with concern,
You’re thinner.
This... I think so much every day I eat. Spit, can you not lose weight?
But fortunately, Su Rui ate a bowl of fragrant beef noodles in Lolita's manor, and that time it was considered to be a storm.
Damn it, how can you think of beef noodles in the cubicle of this bathroom?
Su Rui knew that after experiencing this incident, he would also have a shadow over the "aircraft".
Holding the plastic cup with one hand and covering it with one hand from the side, Su Rui timidly walked out of the bathroom again and handed it to the little brother in the laboratory.
This little brother seems to be a student of medical school. He came to the hospital for internship. He watched Su Rui tremblingly and handed in the plastic cup, smiled, and said, "Man, infertility?"
"Don't talk nonsense, I just check my body regularly." Su Rui said righteously.
However, his pretense of being calm and pretending was too obvious. The little brother in the laboratory smiled slightly, and said nothing more. He said: "You should check chlamydia and mycoplasma first. It came out."
"Okay." Su Rui was anxious to leave, so he rushed to the doctor's office with the payment slip.
However, in front of the doctor's office, he hesitated again, and did not go in immediately. Instead, he took out his mobile phone and searched it online.
"Doctor, cough cough, I have finished taking it, how should I check for Chlamydia and Mycoplasma?" Su Rui smiled and said.
However, before the doctor had time to answer, Su Rui said: "Hey, I just checked it with my mobile phone at the door. The Internet said that while measuring the vitality of the sperm, it can be tested for chlamydia and mycoplasma."
This guy was afraid that there would be any more difficult examinations next, and he was lucky enough to think that he could pass the test.
Unexpectedly, the doctor glanced at Su Rui and said directly: "You layman, don't talk nonsense. The method you mentioned has a big error. We usually take urethral secretions for examination."
"Urinary tract secretions? How do I get this stuff?" Su Rui suddenly had a very bad premonition.
"Come behind the screen," the doctor said, and then took out two test tubes from the drawer.
In the second half of his office, there is a blue screen. As long as it is opened, the people inside cannot see anything.
Su Rui's inexplicably cold back!
"What are you doing in a daze, come here." The doctor urged.
"Uh, okay, okay." Su Rui bit his head and walked behind the screen, and then asked: "Doctor, what should I do now?"
"What to do?" The doctor said while putting on disposable gloves on himself, "Of course I collected urethral secretions, so I will take off my pants."
"I……"
Su Rui's heart was filled with endless bitterness!
This doctor is probably fifty years old, and he let himself take off his pants in front of an old man, and he was completely exposed. This...this is simply a test of human tolerance!
So, Su Rui used trembling hands to unfasten his pants again, and the psychological pressure he faced this time was twice as large in the bathroom cubicle!
"Take off the underwear too." The doctor also looked straightforward. "You young man, you look very masculine and move slowly. Can you be like a man."
"I..." Su Rui really wanted to explain how good he was on the battlefield, but he also knew that it was useless to say more at this time, so he closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, and took off his shorts completely below his knees.
The doctor looked at Su Rui's lower abdomen carefully, and then said, "Break it by yourself."
"Huh?" Su Rui was already suspicious of her ears, "This...Where is this going to break?"
"I'm going to urethral secretions, where do you say goodbye?" The doctor didn't seem to take Su Rui's nervousness as a thing. He opened the test tube, and Su Rui discovered that there was a connection inside the lid of the test tube. Something as slender as an iron wire, at the top of this "iron wire", there is still very thin cotton thread wrapped around it.
It seems that this is what collects secretions.
"Quickly break it apart," the doctor urged again.
"Uh, this, for the first time, no experience..."
Su Rui awkwardly explained a few sentences, and then broke his hands.
He swears that this is definitely the first time he has done this kind of thing in his life! This feeling is so special that people are speechless!
When Su Rui finished this action, he raised his head and found that when the doctor was holding the thin and long wire, his legs softened and he almost collapsed on the ground!
What an international joke! What a special thing, don't tell me, use this wire to poke in!
what!
Su Rui almost called out!
As a man, he felt extremely painful even after thinking about it!
This place is so precious and so fragile, is it really impossible to poke things like this?
"You can't do this, just break it a little bit so that you will suffer less pain. I will insert it more deeply later," the doctor said.
But his words made Su Rui's legs soft again.
Still suffering later?
I think I'm already in a lot of pain now, OK!
Su Rui hesitated for a while, then gritted his teeth again, and then he watched the doctor use the slender wire into his "body"!
"Ah, it hurts!"
Su Rui took a cold breath and said.
In fact, this feeling is not the kind of severe pain, but a feeling that cannot be described in words. It is probably similar to scratching a blackboard with a nail.
However, when the doctor deepened the wire, Su Rui really felt the pain, and tears were almost streaming out of his eyes.
"Okay," the doctor said.
This sentence undoubtedly gave Su Rui relief.
However, after all, how the wire got in and how it came out, Su Rui had to go through it again.
After the wire was completely pulled out, Su Rui let out a long sigh, feeling that he had been tortured!
Just when Su Rui was about to put on his pants, the doctor's next move caused his little heart to be lifted up again, because...the doctor picked up another test tube!
"This...Doctor, why do you have to check it again?" Su Rui would rather jump downstairs than to endure this feeling anymore!
The doctor saw through Su Rui's fear, smiled, and said: "The mycoplasma was collected just now, and the chlamydia is next, so I have to do it again."
Su Rui: "..."