Chapter 1713: Funniest joke

The shabby square of the Terran Warriors' Guild, which has already accommodated nearly 10,000 people at this time, is all looking at the towering battle platform in the middle of the square with a look of excitement, a tall figure.
"Comrades! Comrades!" The tall figure was an old man, his face flushed with excitement, and his arms shouted.
A pair of red eyes swept across the square and the tall old man's eyes became moist.
"Something happened!"
"What a big deal!"
"A big happy event!"
It was almost a roaring voice, three sentences sounded, and everyone's attention in the seasonally noisy square turned to the old man on the battlefield, full of anticipation.
"According to reliable information, yesterday at dawn, our Nine Emperor Army attacked a golden building ship at the estuary outside Heishui City!"
The tall elder piqued his strength, and the loud roarer "The two elites of the centurion were all beheaded and killed, and one of the elder blood elders they protected was also killed on the spot! Our nine emperors killed! Kill a shamanic emperor blood elder! "
With one word on the ground, the whole square was dead, but only half a day later, the cheering sound of the mountains and the tsunami resounded through the sky.
"Great!"
"Oh my god, it's amazing!"
"Elder Emperor Blood! But that is the bloodline clan of Wu Emperor! He was killed !?"
"The Nine Emperor Army! Our Nine Emperor Army is back! Long live!"
"Long live the Nine Emperors!"
"..."
The cheering sounds of jumping through the sky crashed against the spiritual array around the square, shaking the whole trembling trembling, like the shaking of Foshan.
too long!
This news, everyone of the people race, waited too long!
Hundreds of thousands of years have passed, and when the news of this earth-shattering finally came, everyone was in tears and blood was boiling all over his body.
"Return of the Nine Emperor Army, Long live!"
"Return of the Nine Emperor Army, Long live!"
Li Tiebao followed the crowd, roaring with excitement over and over again, and seemed to want to scream out the many years of oppression in his heart.
"No! I must never join the Witch Man! I want to join the Nine Emperor Army, go now, and not wait a moment!"
Li Tiebao's blood was completely burnt, and he kept telling him that now, immediately, he joined the Nine Emperor Army and became a supremely glorious Nine Emperor soldier, fighting for the revival of the entire human race!
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The Tarot tribe, as the first tribe that even the Witch tribe dreads, has a powerful Tarot army that even occupies three parties in the Shifang star field, and its power extends to every corner of the Shifang star field.
Hessen, as the Tarot chief in charge of the city of condemnation, is paying close attention to all the news related to the Wu tribe almost every day.
However, in the whole city of condemnation, he is only a Tarot, so if he wants to get some information as soon as possible, he can only use various informal channels, including rumors on the street, to be his target.
Hessen, who has always been proud of his military status, has been studying the racial war between the witch and the human race since he reached the condemned capital of the human kingdom.
Because, in his opinion, this is a very weird and unreasonable war.
First of all, the human army defeated at such a rapid rate in the war with the Wu clan, and the total time for its main force to be eliminated by the Wu clan did not exceed 200,000 years.
Secondly, after the Witch tribe achieved an overwhelming advantage, it has gone through almost 700,000 years and still has not completely occupied the tribal kingdom of the human race, which is very abnormal.
During this time, Hess argued with his good friend, the general of the demigod, Watang, for one night.
Regarding the major decisive battle between the main human race and the main force of the witch tribe, the information received by the two of them, the process of this decisive battle is also extremely strange.
The main force of the Nine Emperor Army of the original defensive operations, occupying the right time and place, and laying down a super large array covering an area of ​​100 million miles, can be described as an impeccable defensive formation.
However, when the Witch war came and rushed down, the super array that consumed most of the human resources and the building even failed.
This sudden change is not only as simple as the drastic reduction of the human defense force, but also all the human battle plans are disrupted, and even the most ordinary human warrior has failed to respond.
Hundreds of millions of troops were redeployed, and they were still on the battlefield, and the difficulty was unimaginable.
When the Nine Emperor Army of the Terran Commander issued countless military orders and readjusted the military formation, the army of the Wu race had already breached the first line of defense of the Terran Army.
On one side, the Wu tribe warrior with several times the combat power, and on the other side was the Nine Emperor Army, which was already frightened and frustrated and lost.
When the tens of millions of armies of the Wu clan formed a crushing force on the battlefield like a tide, all their efforts were meaningless.
After the war, the remnants of the Nine Nine Emperor Army who returned to the world leader of the human race, investigated the cause of the failure of the super array, but found that the gate of the Terran First Spirit Formation, Dragon Tiger Tianzong, had already been Controlled by the Witch.
Moreover, with the deepening of the investigation, some amazing secrets have been continuously excavated, which shocked the entire high-level tribe.
Among the human race, nearly 30% of the sectarian forces have inadvertently been regarded as slaves of the witch tribe.
How did the witches do it! ?
At this point, with the rapid defeat of the human race, even the world of the leader of the kingdom of God fell, and completely sink into time, no one knows the truth.
Of course, the senior members of the Wu clan are naturally clear.
"We must investigate this means of the Witches!" Hessen and Watan reached a consensus on this point.
Both represent two different forces, but both felt the threat of the Witches. At the same time, this was one of the reasons why they were sent to the world of the human kingdom.
"The human race is too weak. After the First World War, all the top strongmen and the main combat power were completely lost .... It won't be long before the Wu people will completely occupy the world of the human kingdom. !? "
Hessen has not only asked the demigod Watang more than once, but each time Watang shook his head directly.
"No! I don't think so, maybe the Witches may not be able to occupy the world of Terran Godland. About Terrans, my friends, you don't understand!" Watan laughed.
"Watang, I know that there is a special blood relationship between your demigods and human races, but this should not be an influence on your judgment of facts. Moreover, we have discussed this issue too many times and there is really nothing Meaning, we should ...
"Hahaha, Hessen, you are still so anxious, but ..." Watan interrupted Hessen's words as soon as he sat down, at the same time, he took out a piece of spirit animal skin and passed it.
"Oh !? What's this ?! What's the latest news !?" Hessen saw this kind of extremely expensive animal skin only once when he saw this kind of ~ EbookFREE.me ~, and his eyes flashed.
The cooperation between him and Watan to share all the news about the human race and the witch race has been going on for 100,000 years, and every time there is a major news, it will be transmitted by the skin of the animal to ensure safety.
However, when Hessen took over the spirit beast skin, his senses were poured into it, and only a little research was carried out. Suddenly, the whole body shivered fiercely, his face became pale and the face was full of surprise.
"Why ... what ?!"
After ten full breaths, Hessian almost bit his tongue and said the first sentence, "The emperor's blood elder Wu Shixiong was slain by the Nine Emperor Army of the human race and beheaded at the mouth of the Heihe River !?"
Nine Emperor Army Remnants! ?
Kill an extremely distinguished Emperor Blood elder! ?
Hesse's eyes flashed green, and he would soon hold his belly, smiling almost to the chair.
He swears that this is the most funny joke he has heard in 100,000 years!