Chapter 361: : Blue House Women
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The Strongest Plane Becomes God
- Qingtongxia
- 1293 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:13:12
"Um .. money!" The girl heard the words and suddenly remembered that she did not have a dime, and her face was a little embarrassed. Fortunately, the other party is Yushi, and she is also one of her own. It should be one night .
"Let's go," Lin Hao said, his body disappeared instantly.
"Fast speed! ... Well," the girl looked at Lin Hao, who had suddenly disappeared. Meimu condensed. "This is not speed, but ... directly across space! What kind of monster is this?"
"Hey! Why are you still there? Come here?" Lin Hao shoved the window and watched the girl still in a daze.
"Oh!" The girl heard the words, quickly threw away the shock in her heart, and flew into the room from the window opened by Lin Hao.
"What are you doing?" The girl fell into the room, looking at Lin Hao, holding a large quilt and washing supplies, with a dumbfounded puzzled head.
"Help you make the bed, otherwise what are you talking about?" Lin Hao said out of his bedding, "Hurry up and open the door for me."
"Oh," the girl heard, and quickly opened the door in front of Lin Hao.
However, only Lin Hao lived in this house, and Lin Hao was usually lazy, so the rooms were never cleaned except the living room kitchen and his bedroom.
"How is it so dirty here?" The girl rolled her eyes and looked at the dusty room everywhere.
"Of course it was cleaning," Lin Hao said, putting the bedding in the arms of the girl and holding it.
Lin Hao immediately grasped the method, a huge water ball suddenly appeared in the room, and then extended to become larger, until the water film formed covered the entire house, then quickly rotated, and finally washed and condensed, turning into the original water ball, But the water balloon at this time can already be used as ink.
"Pop!" Lin Hao snapped his fingers, and the water polo burst suddenly, not the kind that broke and then sprinkled on the ground, but disappeared into the stars.
"Well, all right" Lin Hao took the bedding, helped Huang Xiaoyan lay it down, and put the toiletries in the bathroom.
"I'm sorry, the guest room has no special designed bathroom, so if you want to take a bath, you can only go to the bathroom next to the kitchen." Lin Hao shrugged.
"It's okay ... that ... senior" Huang Xiaoyan said blabberly.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Lin Hao turned back.
"Where have you cultivated now?" Huang Xiaoyan asked.
"Oh, um ... uh ... it's a little taller than you," Lin Hao said, as well as a finger gesture.
"Come out, let me tell you how to integrate into the current society and the accusations that Yushi wants to exercise," Lin Hao said, and came to the window just now.
"Forget it ... Master Shi's duties have been told to me hundreds of times before going down the mountain. Just tell Miss Ben how to integrate into modern society." Huang Xiaoyan's sharp jaw was raised high.
"Oh! There are attributes of Ao Jiao" Lin Hao unexpectedly glanced at Huang Xiaoyan, then nodded, "Well, let me talk about your clothes first."
"What's wrong with my clothes?" Huang Xiaoyan heard the words a little stunned, and then looked down at his clothes, but because the mountains were too big, all the clothes below the mountains could not be seen.
"It's normal," Huang Xiao said.
"Do you know what it is in the eyes of people in modern society?" Lin Hao said helplessly.
"What is it? Fairy?" Huang Xiaoyan posed with a smile.
"Wrong! It was a woman in a blue house in ancient times!" Lin Hao said.
"You bullshit! You call me a woman in a blue house, it's abominable!" Huang Xiaoyan exploded.
"Not what I said, but the eyes of people in modern society. After all, you still have to walk in modern society in your current dress." Lin Hao looked at the anger, and Huang Xiao smoked his face flushed. Onlookers, if you accidentally injured ordinary people while removing evil spirits, do you know the consequences? "
"Consequence ... Is it going to lose a lot of money!" Huang Xiaoyan thought, and suddenly his anger turned into panic.
"Slap!" Lin Hao slapped his face together, and another cat was a teasing ... a teasing fellow.
"That's right! If you accidentally hurt the people, the amount of compensation that needs to be compensated ... let me calculate" Lin Hao said, thinking silently in his heart, and then saying "if you can make a hundred a day, don't eat it If you drink an ordinary person by accident, you need to work for ten years! "
"What! Ten years!" Huang Xiaoyan was about to collapse.
Lin Hao dug his ears and said, "Yes, so in order to cause unnecessary losses, I will take you to buy a few sets of clothes tomorrow morning, and I will welcome you to join the ranks of Yushi."
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh! T he heard Lin Hao want to send his clothes, he did n’t have to pay for them, Huang Xiaoyan nodded his head and agreed.
"One more thing, you know that ordinary people can't see the monster's real body," Lin Hao asked.
"Huh, I know," Huang Xiaoyan nodded smartly.
"So in some cases, when ordinary people saw the fight while removing monsters, they must smash their heads afterwards ... but I will have a small spell that erases ordinary people's memory, and I will give it to you at that time. Don't do it! Be sure to erase the memory of people who shouldn't look at things after beheading the demon, "Lin Hao specifically told.
"Good, good!" Huang Xiaoyan continued to nod.
"Well, then you go to wash and rest early" Lin Hao said, but after just two steps, Lin Hao remembered something back and said, "You will ... these modern equipment ...... Lum ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Lin Hao The corner of his mouth twitched, not knowing what to say.
"What's wrong?" Huang Xiao smoked.
"I said that you didn't know that men and women were unacceptable. Wouldn't you go to the bathroom and undress again?" Lin Hao said, feeling the turbulence in his body, and he ran to his room and washed cold water. Taking a bath, Lin Hao needs to calm down now. You must know that Lin Hao's body is 16 years old, but it is adolescence!
"Because I know that you are ..., it won't do anything to me ...... the life of the teacher is hard to violate ... Miss Ben's life is really hard" What Lin Hao didn't see was that Huang Xiaoyan was seeing Lin After Hao's performance, he not only smiled secretly, "I really think that people are such unscrupulous women, but not because ..." Thinking of the result of the divination by the master before going down the mountain, Huang Xiaoyan suddenly blushed, Then he flashed into the bathroom.
Early the next morning, Lin Hao got up very early, not that Lin Hao wanted to get up so early, but really couldn't sleep!
Listening to the constant collision of pots and pans in my ears, and the sound of broken plates that echoed from time to time, Lin Hao didn't dare to sleep anymore. The fool knew that Huang Xiaoyan was cooking, and not yet Can cook, or have never been in the kitchen at all. Lin Hao was too lazy to deal with it, but was afraid that this girl would explode the gas bottle. There was no way but to get up!
Don't think it's an exaggeration to explode the gas bottle. You must know what kind of world this is. In this world, nothing is impossible, even if you wake up and find yourself suddenly changed from a man to a woman! Please don't cry, don't panic! Have a good night's sleep, maybe it will be normal again tomorrow?
"I said girl ..."
"boom!"
(End of this chapter)