Vol 6 Chapter 8: farce

I picked up the phone: "Hello, Dechang Metaphysics Museum, where are you?" The other party replied: "We met yesterday, and you know who I am. You must have bones. Tomorrow at 9 am, Nanjiao Park, see Zhenzhang. "!" I replied: "Relax, we will come!"
Put down the phone, I shouted upstairs: "Brother Lin, Chong Xi! The next two trip, there is work again!" Lin Feng and Chong Xi heard something, trotting down the stairs, asking what happened. I spoke to the two of them, and Xiao Baihua pulled my arm and said, "Last police officer, the one who called you brother, would you like to greet them for cooperation?" I waved my hand: "This Do n’t bother them with these kinds of things. They mainly aim at the crimes that are happening. Now that the other party has n’t started, he just grabbed him, and there is no evidence to prove that he did something bad. The police station does n’t believe in superstitions! Let go! "
Chong Xi looked at me and said, "I brought Xiaoqi and her couple, even if I couldn't get them, at least one of them came back to report! You let out the wolf spirit, the eagle spirit, the cat spirit and the forest mand first. "I quickly waved my hand," It's not that serious, it's useless, I don't believe it can still go to the tree! Master, my sword is not a vegetarian, if I encounter a dangerous sword, I will call the police in advance, and this is the Yanyan sword. The nemesis of the gadget, I ca n’t kill it! "
In the end, Lin Feng was bigger than us. He only listened to Lin Feng shaking his head and said, "You do n’t need that big fanfare. We just need to brake statically to see the other party and make plans. I hide the iron bars and darts under the trunk seat cover, Only with a whip, once you start your hands, the lively people next to you may call the police. At that time, we have controlled knives on our bodies, but instead let Zheng Shuang they can not talk! "
I laughed, "The three of us all have the status of co-policemen. This Zheng Shuang said, now the bureau has defaulted. The other party is provoking trouble, and it is within the scope of the responsibility of the public security department to worry about it. It is said that this kid has something to do with the gossip teaching in front of him. Zheng Shuang and they are here. He is also only in custody! "
However, I didn't know that it was a farce at all. Early the next morning, the three of us drove to the park in the southern suburbs. Xiao Baihua also followed us in the car because he was not at ease. There is no parking lot in the park. We parked the car on the far side of the road and walked over. The other party was already waiting there. From a distance, it seemed to be alone, no helper! Chong Xi pouted her mouth and pointed with her finger, "You have something to say! Let's go fart! Let's go heads-up, just click on one of the four of us!"
The Ma disciple sneered: "Hey, it's not me who fights with you. The person I invited will arrive in a while. You now admit counsel, and quickly give my uncle a few heads, and come. Or wait for the master to come , It's too late to regret! "Chong Xi looked teased and said yin and yang:" Oh! Ouch! I'm so scared! I'm so scared to tremble! "Chong Xi said like the real thing, all We all laughed.
About half a cigarette, a broken gold cup stopped on the roadside not far away. Na Ma's disciple pointed with his finger, "I'm inviting the master to come, you can regret it now! I can tell you, there is an endless piece of land in the past, there used to be a thirteen sister of the demon fox, who suppressed the spirits and mana. The vast majority is planted in this person's hand and cut by this person! In a few places, you will appreciate the power of his magic sword! "Lin Feng mouth hurt, waved his hand:" You can get it, always look at the vegetable garden, I have n’t seen you like a thief and a melon! I often catch a car. I have n’t seen a light donkey like you.
The goods quickly ran towards the Jinbei car and shouted, "Brother, you are here, hard work!" He said that he passed the cigarette and looked at it from afar, the master who was invited to take the cigarette , Lit, took a sip, spit out the smoke ring, and walked over with his legs raised. It seems that seven are dissatisfied and eight are not angry, and 120 are unambiguous. Look at that faction, hide the door and put a fart, you can die six! The kid walked side by side while talking to him, and the person asked aloud, "Where is it? Let me see!"
Waiting for the approach, the visitor glanced at our faces and froze for a moment. Suddenly changed her face and color, shouted at me, "Brother! Brother! It's you!" He said that he stepped forward to shake hands with me, took out the cigarette, and handed the three of us. On the ground! We have n’t had time to speak yet, and this person came back and posted two big-eared posts,
Buy a watch! Give me medicine, it ’s because Yan Brother ’s hands are stable. Landed! "
I smoked the cigarette that someone passed me and thought about it for a long time, then I recognized it in a trance. I am dizzy, old thirteen is not fake, that is the sword I gave him! You may remember that when the Eight Diagrams taught, there was an elder thirteen among the Thirteen Taibao, who was a little demon who picked flowers. Yes, the invited senior is the unlucky egg picked by the old thirteen.
At this time, many morning exercisers and fishermen around came to see the lively, some people who knew the "coward" buddy, asked: "Zhao La!" The buddy explained: "This miscellaneous (Hong) wipe me to give me medicine, let me Come to fight with someone, it turns out to be my benefactor! Is n’t this framing me! This bichi raises, I will kill you! "Said fist and fought! We laughed forward and back together! Chung Xi jokingly said, "Take care of your pet's house!" After Lin Feng waved his hand, we left.
Later, I learned that this cowardly buddy has been inexplicably known in this spiritual circle since the sword slashed the old thirteenth. After all, everyone knows that the thirteenth gossip is not easy to provoke, even the old thirteenth. It is also beyond the reach of ordinary demons, so it was killed by a sword by an unknown person, and this thing has been spread almost everywhere among those who do not know it in the industry. So this cowardly dude became a hidden master.
On the way back, the four of us could not help laughing. I laughed and said, "Today, the chance was resolved by chance, and the goods were beaten this time. It must have been annoyed, and I would think of tricks again. I think we ca n’t be so passive anymore, in case of a fight today. , The other party arranged the scene, we are likely to suffer! "Xiao Baihua also echoed and said," Yes! Or contact your buddy in the police station! Let them know in advance! " The godmother had a lingering fear in distress.
Zhong Xi said: "The appointed place is a park, lend him a courage, and he would not dare to publicly presuppose traps there!" I nodded. "The next time I fight, if the scene is not a public place, we will You need to be more careful, as for Zheng Shuang, they should say hello to them. Otherwise, once the other party is a group of stunned youths, I do n’t know the depth, which will cause the illusion of our fight, and the reputation of our museum will also be affected by some! "
After returning to the Metaphysics Hall, I called Zheng Shuang's phone. After a while, Zheng Shuang's voice came from the mobile phone, "Hey, Brother Yan, is there anything?" I replied: "Oh, it's okay, yes. I haven't met in a while. I haven't talked to you about your sister-in-law last time. It happened to be a bit empty today. Let's have a meal together for a few nights! "Zheng Shuang said," You're welcome, you are all yourself , The last time I should invite you to pay the courtesy to my sister-in-law! "I laughed and said, neither you nor me, please let her please, who made her sister-in-law! Zheng Shuang pondered for a while and said, "Okay, where?" "I picked it up before I even spoke, and got close to me and said," Fishing Village! " "Zheng Shuang over the phone really heard it and said," Which fishing village is it? " "Chong Xi grabbed the phone from me and said," That's the one on Kai Chao's side! "Zheng Shuang said:" Okay! "Xiao Baihua smiled while covering her mouth, and Lin Feng focused on Xi Xi's head:" Look at that point! "
Hanging up on Zheng Shuang's phone, I said to Xiao Baihua: "Remember, dinner at night to apologize to others Zheng Shuang, that thing really embarrassed Zheng Shuang last time." Xiao Baihua nodded in agreement, although Xiao Baihua It was a horse bandit, but it was not a very unreasonable person, at least not in front of me.
I just put my phone in my pocket and it rang again. I took out my phone again from my pocket and saw it again, a strange number. I mean who is this time? Since there have always been strange numbers coming in recently, I was a little impatient when answering the phone: "Which one are you at Dechang Metaphysics Museum?"
My words seemed to frighten the person on the other end of the phone, and I only heard a little confirmation from the other end of the phone: "Are you Shiyan Shi?"