Vol 6 Chapter 12: God stick

Because this kid is very fanciful, we have already had a lot of people watching lively online before, there are men and women, old and young, and there are many discussions.
I stepped forward and waved to everyone, beckoning everyone to be quiet, and then said to the disciple of the Ma family: "Let's talk less, you let him get out!" I saw this kid waving in the direction of the house: "Please uncle!" With the shout, a person came out of the courtyard, and I was almost ecstatic at first sight! Just this one, dressed in gossip fairy clothes, dusting with one hand and holding the other half, holding a fishing drum! Halo, I've seen a person who wears b, I haven't seen such a person who wears b, and get a fishing drum!
Speaking of fishing drums, everyone may unconsciously think of the gadget in the hands of the helpers of the Northeast Jumping God, but it is not true. Have you seen Zhang Guolao's image on paintings and calligraphy? The thing like a bamboo barrel with two sticks in it is a fishing drum. In the Journey to the West, Sun Wukong used that gadget when he turned into an old man! I saw the goods approaching, cleared my throat, and said, "Both sides are in the same way. This time, it's awkward. Please take me out. As a senior, I will adjust and adjust for you as much as possible. If neither of you is convinced." He said that he put the fishing drum and whisk on the table and picked up the iron from the stove. Take a mouthful and lick it twice! The spectators were screaming for a while, and the old guy went on to say, "This oil pan and Daoshan are ready-made, any one can come out."
Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help it, and stepped forward and scolded: "I will serve you Mahler!" He reached out and flicked in the pan a few times, and there was another exclamation in the audience ! Discuss: "Get off the pan!"
Saw that Chong Xi's hand was stirring twice in the oil pan, flicking his hand, and kicking the oil pan with his leg raised. Lin Feng also took a step forward, hitting with a volley in the air, with a bang, the grinding disc was cut in two, some people in the audience commented, "This is a six-veined Excalibur!" Others refuted, "Go! What do you know! God palm! "Of course, if someone here can really see it, then the grinding disc was smashed by them. Lin Feng didn't care about that set. With a flick of his hand, Daoshan's rack collapsed, and somebody said, "You know! You tell me, what kind of effort is this!" "This is a row of mountains and seas!" Another "Go! Return to the sunflower acupuncture player! This is a dragon-handling vigorous hand, which is a higher level of skill in fighting mountains and cattle!" I said to myself that this audience is better than me!
The disciple of the Ma family was stupid at that time, and gave a few hard blows. Seven young men rushed out of the yard, each holding a large knife, and yelled out. In a few steps, "slaps" slapped dogs to eat shit, and the one who ran in front did not fall, just ran under a tree branch, and suddenly stopped, his body leaned forward strangely, and then changed to lean backward again. Then, with his feet off the ground, the knife was thrown away, and his feet could not help pushing, his face flushed! The few who fell fell into a loud howl, and when they saw that they fell to the ground, their bodies automatically reversed backwards, as if pulled by someone, where the body slipped, leaving a blood mark after another, some visitors Start turning around and dare not look at it! I raised my hand and snapped my fingers at the moment. This was a good signal. Xiao Baihua saw my gesture and immediately dialed Zheng Shuang's phone. In fact, Zheng Shuang was ambushing not far away!
My hand did not fall, but pointed towards the tree. Suddenly, the dangling boy fell with a thud and sat on the ground, touching his neck with his hand, gasping while coughing. The other six fell to the ground, and no longer slid backwards, sitting up and holding their hands to their thighs with blood on their legs!
I walked over, took the soldering iron from the old baker stick, and looked at and asked, "Why do you say you are? The pomegranate skin tastes delicious?"
The goods were pale and trembling, I did n’t know what to say. I looked at the scene and slowly raised my right hand and opened my palms. When I saw the old badminton stick, I fell down on my knees with a loud grunt, and shouted to the immortal to spare his life! I smiled and said: "I haven't shot yet!" The goods immediately said fakely: "I know, this is a palm thunder, under one palm, the gods cannot escape!" There are women in the visitor, busy at this time Cover your ears. I jokingly said: "You are not a good person! You are afraid of this, or we can try it, or you have a mental preparation for Thunder Tribulation in advance!" There is a bad boy in the guest beside, coaxing there, "Try Try it! It must be fun! "Chong Xi also came over, rubbed the oil on his hands with his robe, and said," You don't worry, it doesn't hurt at all, hee hee "The group of bad boys laughed again, some people Say: "Oh! I know what hurts when I die, haha"
The old stick knocked his head like pounding garlic, and in his mouth immortal Daxian yelled: "I won't do anything. I usually pretend to cheat some money! I wanted to scare you with some tricks today. I do n’t dare to lie anymore in the future, and Daxian treats me as a fart! "I laughed and said," Oh, if I really kill you with a palm, the art world will definitely say that we bully the small. Forget it, don't know your general knowledge! You, go in for a few days and defeat! "After I finished waving, four people and six ghosts got on the car and drove away. As soon as our car started, we heard the siren sounding behind us and Zheng Shuang arrived. Bypassing the land in front, and driving to the road, I saw Zheng Shuang Zheng handcuffing people over there! The couple laughed in the car
Early the next morning, as soon as I arrived at the Metaphysics Hall, Lin Feng rushed up and said: "Broken, broken!" I got up and asked, "How is it?" Lin Feng passed the phone and said: "A few of us have become news figures!" I took a look at my mobile phone: "Li Gui encountered Li Kui, the fight failed and kowtowed for mercy!" A small video in the following paragraph, as well as photos, a small video of Lin Feng's stele, title " "Rui Lai Palm", there is a video of Chong Xi oil pot hand washing, the previous title "rolling in the oil pot is like a bath!" And the lads who were hanged by Xiao Si and who were bitten by the wolf spirit, the title: "Some Wonder Fortunately, in the video of loading goods and asking for mercy, the words "Palm Thunder" did not appear, which may be covered by noisy noise.
When I saw these news, I was shocked at that time, what is this? This is considered to spread feudal superstition, which is a sin! I called everyone together to discuss countermeasures. In general, the reputation of Dechang Xuanxue Museum is spreading, and the advertising effect is still good. It is expected that Zheng Shuang will definitely find us to discuss how to wipe the in the next step!
We better grasp a principle. All you see is the traditional Chinese martial arts. There is no magical power or magic. Chong Xi: "Who will ask us to look at things after that?" Lin Feng's old life experience is wide, and he patted Chong Xi's shoulder and said, "Now people have a strange circle. The more you say no, the more he thinks it is! So there is To deny is to admit it! Those who watched the video would think in a strange way! "
As expected, Zheng Shuang called over before noon. We agreed to a meeting place, have a meal together, and after the meeting, Zheng Shuang asked: "Our forensic medical examination report stated that such a wound has never been seen. The round hole penetrates the leg bones, and there is no break or crack. It looks like an electric drill. "I said helplessly:" The wounds of the underworld thugs were caused by hidden bone penetrating nails. Let the doctor look at the treatment! "
I said in my heart, I thought of it in advance before letting Wolf Spirit get killed, otherwise those boys would have been bitten! Everyone discussed it, and a WeChat statement came out on the same day: Murong Shiyan, Lin Feng, and Yuan Chongxi all served as police coordinators and criminal case experts of our bureau. As a result, the cult forces were offended. This time the cult tried to collude with the underworld and wanted to be framed, but was crushed by the police. The relevant suspects have been detained and the case is under trial. The Dechang Metaphysics Museum in this county also stated that all the tricks are Chinese martial arts and no magical spells. Please do n’t believe superstitions, rumours, or rumors.
This statement was not only published on WeChat, but also in the endless radio and TV news, and it made our Dechang Metaphysics Museum become the focus of the Internet celebrities.
However, it is clear that the masses and netizens do not buy this statement. Some people said that this was hype, and some people who were present at that time said it was true. In the end, things really went in the direction Lin Feng said.
Zheng Shuang actually asked me what was going on. "In fact, it's very simple, the old man's soldering iron is real, but he applied a special medicine made of pomegranate skin on his tongue in advance. The purpose is to numb his tongue, so he licks it casually. And the oil pan It ’s simply fake, only the top is oil, and the bottom of the oil is vinegar. So if you look at the oil pan, it ’s actually vinegar, and it ’s not hot when you reach down.

However, I thought this was the end of this matter, but when we returned to the warehouse where weasel was closed, all three were dumbfounded! The group of weasels are gone, and even the evil spirits that were placed there have been broken up!