Vol 4 Chapter 2: "Sit on the ground" chicken

This man named Kang is a village cadre from a village in Fengrun County, Lin County. The old lady of the village cadre, Lao Kang, became ill because the neighbor lost a chicken. This chicken can't be found everywhere. The hostess who lost the chicken house is a "sitting on the ground", which is the "honorary title" of the kind of woman who is good at quarreling in the countryside. If you fight, you will sit at the door of your house. Like howling, crying and making noises, often people feel frustrated, so they soften. The chicken in her house has been lost, and she is not sure who stole it. It was there to chatter: "It must be the weasel!" The old lady who knew Lao Kang didn't do it when she heard this! I went to the street and yelled, "I have to go to the village committee. Their family loses their chickens, but they fell on my head. When will I hang it? That kid from Lao Zhang's family did it."
The village cadre Lao Kang ’s old lady does n’t matter,
Sit on the ground
will immediately know! The Zhang family was found in a turbulent situation. The Zhang family lived in the new house by themselves. Yesterday they ate up in the internet cafe. They were drinking in the new house with a few buddies. The tableware, chopsticks and bottles were in a mess. The leftover chicken bones are still there, and the feathers in the yard and the blood of the chickens are not cleaned up. This can make "Sit on the ground" get caught, and when you look at the unfurled feathers, you will recognize it as your own chicken. This time, you won't do it anymore. "Wow", you will sit on the ground and start crying, Zhang family. The kid and a few buddies knew that her family was terrible, and hurriedly put on their jackets and trousers and ran away without a trace. The parents of the Zhang family hurried to the new house and hurried to admit their mistakes. The villagers also persuaded, saying: "The fifteen-six-year-old half-boys are naughty. This valuable thing is not worth the trouble!" Zhang The hostess hurried back to the old house and brought her biggest chicken to her. After saying good things for another car, he persuaded him to sit down and soak up the "great grandma".
After a few days, dozens of chickens in the "sitting on the ground" family were killed by a pot of potions! This time, things got worse. "Sit on the ground" said that this was the Zhangjia kid's deliberate revenge, shouting to sue, from the village committee to the school, and asking the school to expel the student. The Zhang family kid didn't admit it, and the school students also confirmed that the Zhang family kid didn't have the time to commit crimes! "Sit on the ground" The Zhang family reported the case without admitting it. The public security department stepped in to investigate and extract the poison of the poisoned dead chicken, confirmed that it was sold at the market, and found the seller who sold the drug at the market, so the drug was a poisonous lara cricket ( Mole cricket). There are many people who buy, and it is impossible to remember who bought them. Fortunately, in front of the Kang family is the factory area. There are surveillance cameras in the factory. Although the chicken coop cannot be seen completely, some are covered by surveillance. The public security department went to the factory to obtain surveillance video and found that only Kang's old lady had been there. The old Kang's lady was the most suspected, but the old Kang's lady had been infected with the epidemic since the last time she was framed by a cannon It's not normal, and no one has seen her go to buy this medicine.
Lao Kang is getting angry. Although he ca n’t prove that his old lady did it, he still has to press the matter as a village cadre and compensates all the chicken money for
sitting on the ground
. The chicken money was also lost, and things were leveled off, but he was afraid when he remembered it! The old lady is not sober, who knows whether she will put the medicine in her meal one day! So I wanted to find someone to treat the old lady, and upon recommendation, I came to our metaphysics museum.
Lin Feng ’s specialty is martial arts, and he is not good at exorcism. Fortunately, he has also followed the action many times. Today I don't know which one was wrong, but the tiger got up and took the guy and went with others!
Although is said to be a neighboring county, the road is not far away. After arriving at the place, catching up with the old lady who is ill, is there nonsense! He looked at Fang Liang, counted the names of Ma, En, Li, Si, and Mao, and then read himself as if she were juxtaposed with these great men. When I saw Lao Kang leading Lin Feng in, he said to Lin Feng, "Come on, I will arrange for you to be a prime minister!" And said to Lao Kang, "Arrange for you a chairman!" This made Lin Feng amused. After that, Lin Feng teased her and said, "I won't be the prime minister!" The old lady pointed at her nose, "Follow me! Learn hard, you will learn as soon as you learn!" Lin Feng asked again: "Where do you live now?" The old lady replied: "I live in Beishan Huluyu!" Lin Feng walked out of the room with a smile and looked around the Kang family.
It turned out that the Kang family was an old-fashioned house, usually walking through the front door and the back side door, there is a side room on one side, and it goes to the side of the room. BOE said that the wall on the side of the house is Fangshan. Because there are two, the direction is usually added, and the rooms are facing east and west, so there is a distinction between South Fangshan and North Fangshan. Lin Feng saw a gourd hanging on Beifang Mountain of that compartment at the moment, and said with heart: "Beishan Huluyu is here!" The outside of the compartment is the vegetable field, and the cabbage is planted. Lin Feng entered the vegetable field and squinted Fangshan. , Pulled out the poison dart, "snapped" a dart, penetrated the gourd, and nailed it tightly to the wall. Lao Kang hurriedly took the ladder. Lin Feng went up and pulled out the poison dart. There was a weasel in the gourd, which had been beaten Two folds penetrated and died of fate! This is a poison dart with a blood-sealed throat! No matter what you are weasel and not fine, under this kind of dart, nothing is useless!
In this trip to Inner Mongolia, Lin Feng left all six poison darts on the wolf. At that time, he had no time to pick them up from the dead wolf. After returning, Uncle Quan made six such darts. Uncle Quan, a martial arts school, is not allowed to simmer on hidden weapons under normal circumstances, except in extremely dangerous situations. Because this poison Uncle Quan has no antidote himself, so the structure of this dart, the tail is hollow, and there is a spring device with great elasticity inside, there will be a sound when shooting, Uncle Quan said that this is a wise person. The meaning of doing secret things! If the martial arts are high enough, the sound can be avoided enough. When I came back from Inner Mongolia this time, considering the heavy losses of the cult, I would definitely retaliate, so the dangerous period did not pass. Uncle Quan agreed that Lin Feng would continue to be equipped with this poison dart! Unexpectedly, this time it was actually used on the weasel.
At the moment, Lin Feng carrying this dead weasel, put his hands behind his back and went back to the old lady ’s house. The old lady is still bragging about it! "I am Da Luo Jin Xian" (My dad dare not say this!) Lin Feng asked her: "Where do you live?" The old lady: "Beishan Huluyu!" Lin Feng took the hand holding the dead weasel behind him Come forward, in front of the old lady, "You see if this is you?" The old lady fell back backwards with a "Gar" sound at the sight of the dead weasel and fainted! After a while, you woke up, recovered your mind, and recovered!
After returning, Lin Feng could be considered a sense of accomplishment! In fact, before going, Lin Feng did not have any certainty. I did n’t know how to treat this kind of disease. After I came back, I heard Lin Feng said that I was also happy. After returning from Chong Xi, we went to eat barbecue again. Chong Xi vowed to say next time If you have any work in this area, you should try it alone!
Three people on the table began to chatter about the things of the last few days, and Chong Xi had a chat with us. Since the boy from Inner Mongolia and his party returned to Wuwu, it was a breeze. In addition to curing the epidemic today, Lin Feng is talking with Na Yuanyuan and chatting and bragging about it x. It is estimated that Lin Feng talked to Na Yuanyuan again and again about things in Inner Mongolia. Poor Yuan Yuan was estimated to be given by Lin Feng again. It's ridiculous! And since the last thing, Yuan Yuan was convinced of our ability, it must be what Lin Feng said and believed! I hope that Lin Feng will not say anything that should not be said!
Chongxi picked up two lamb skewers, and all of them fell into his mouth and asked me: "Yan Brother, what are you doing these days?" I touched my nose and said, "What else can I do? To sleep is to look at the store, and go to the Internet cafe to play at night. "Chong Xi" Oh ", I said the words forward:" But the last two days really let me meet a fun! "The two eyes at the same time Liang, I took out the gourd and pulled out the stopper to recite a mantra, and a black figure jumped out and landed steadily on the table!
Chung Xi and Lin Feng were all frightened and shouted: "I rely on! What the hell!" Then it became clear that the black cat that had been escaping from the gourd turned out to be huge! The cat has black hair all over its body, and a pair of green cat eyes flashes strangely in the darkness. I put my hand on the black cat's head and stroked it gently. The cat gave me a meow and expressed happiness. Zhong Xi and Lin Feng asked me in unison with staring eyes, "Where did you get such a cat?"
I smiled and said, "Where else can I pick it up! The day before yesterday"