Chapter 31: Huh, which little yellow croaker are you?

The leak happened in the night, and Shen Fengyue found that her nose was a little blocked when she got up the next day. Sniffing my nose, because only one side can breathe the air, I feel that the oxygen content has been reduced by half, which is very uncomfortable.
"What's wrong with me.
The voice in his mouth was so hoarse, Shen Fengyue swallowed the second half of the sentence back, and went to the bathroom to wash after getting dressed.
Looking up at the glasses, the cheek angel in the mirror was flushed and slightly swollen. Shen Fengyue reached out and poked, as if he could feel the pain of being swollen.
His eyes were watery and dyed with a layer of water, and with the blue eyes, it looked like a clean and beautiful living spring, revealing infinite vitality.
As soon as the eye blinked, a tear fell straight down the lower eyelashes. Shen Fengyue wiped that eye, twitched her nose, and made a whistling sound, feeling that she might not have a cold this time.
The system was surprised: "You, don't cry."
Shen Fengyue wringed her kerchief and wiped her face and said, "I should have caught a cold. When I caught a cold, I was prone to nasal congestion, runny nose, sneezing, and tears in one eye. I didn't expect this symptom to be brought here. ."
The system said: "Yes, you were in the water for too long yesterday."
Shen Fengyue went to eat breakfast after cleaning up, eating dry bread in his mouth, looking at the scenery outside through the wide open window with infinite melancholy. Seeing that the place where the boat was originally tied was empty, he touched his chest with tears in his eyes and heartache.
Although the small broken ship was small and broken, it was still real estate, right? And this time it lost his wife and broke the army. The small broken ship sank, and a small broken net was attached to it.
Financially hit, Shen Fengyue got stuck in her throat when chewing on the bread because the bread was too hard.
"Cough, uh..." hurriedly took the cup of water at hand and poured it in. It took a full cup before he could barely swallow the bread. Shen Fengyue held his forehead, feeling that the crit just now made him a little dizzy, and his face became bigger.
There was only one dried small fish hanging on the window, swaying in the wind, exuding infinite charm and temptation.
The only remaining dried fish really seduce a familiar visitor.
When it flew over, it locked its eyes on this small dried fish that was twisting and exuding infinite charm, and it slid across the sky with its wings spread.
Oh, this dried fish is delicious!
A perfect gliding, docked gracefully by the window. It turned its eyes grunting and looked into the window, and found that the ferocious human was stroking his forehead and closing his eyes to rest, so he relaxed and opened his mouth to bite the dried fish.
"Fuck, a bird steals a fish!" the system shouted at the right time.
Shen Fengyue opened her eyes suddenly, turned her head, and glanced at the seagull who didn't know the height of the sky with a stern line of sight. The next moment she grabbed the fork in front of her and shot it at the seagull, aggressively.
Little Seagull: "!!!"
Unexpectedly, this human movement could be so fast. The little seagull's mouth just touched up, and it was shot down in the next second. Before falling, he bit the dried fish off the hook forcibly. After landing, it endured the pain and opened its mouth and swallowed it.
Shen Fengyue: "...Tsk."
This is what Shen Fengyue saw when picking up a bird in the past. He sighed that the bird was really a small fish and died, and it was a ghost.
"Tie it up!" The system yelled as the last dried fish was eaten, "Give it some color!"
Shen Fengyue grabbed the seagull's two feet side by side, hung it upside down, entered the house and tied the foot with a thin rope, and then tied the other end to the table leg, neatly tied a knot. Then let go of the seagull. As soon as the little seagull was let go, he immediately stood up and wanted to fly outside, but was pulled back by the stretched rope, and jumped up and down anxiously in the direction of the window.
Shen Fengyue was satisfied, clapped his hands and went out to the market to buy new fishing nets. I walked to a specialty store and asked the boss for the strongest version of the net known as the strongest net in the town. Then I visited Smith Arbor, borrowed another small boat from him, and went fishing in the sea. .
It is impossible not to fish, after all, he is now a hardworking and simple fisherman.
Before going to sea, the system prompts him: "I'm wondering if the sharks use smell to argue their position."
"Oh?" Shen Fengyue pulled her sleeves and sniffed hard, and what came out was the familiar sea water mixed with the smell of salted fish, "The taste, it's not smelly, shouldn't a standard fisherman have this smell?"
The system was about to speak and was interrupted by Shen Fengyue: "But I think what you said makes sense."
The system nodded: "Right."
"Yeah." So Shen Fengyue went to the market again, bought a bottle of the cheapest perfume, and sprayed it on a large area.
"Sneez!" Maybe the perfume was too bad, the fragrance irritated him to sneeze again and again, and his head was smoked into a daze. Shen Fengyue took the net and boarded the boat, immersed in the boring fragrance.
Maybe it was because the system's guess was correct. Shen Fengyue, who used perfume as a cover, really didn't meet the shark this time. He wisely changed a place to fish, harvested a lot, and returned home with a heavy bucket.
The night arrived as expected, and the singing that followed arrived on time.
The little seagull that was tied to the leg of the table flopped all day and was tired, and now he was asleep. Withdrawing his head into the thick white feathers, the fluff on his chest undulates slightly with its steady breathing.
Moonlight entered the cabin and kissed the face of the sleeping man on the bed tenderly. The corners of his lips were slightly hooked, and his face was peaceful and calm. In the moonlight, all the small freckles on his face disappeared, leaving only a soft light.
The singing voice also came in at this time, curled up and intricately intricate, like a coil, and entangled in Shen Fengyue's ears.
The originally calm brows slowly closed and gathered into a small lump, and then the person on the bed opened his eyes, his eyes were confused and quickly sobered, and he was infected with a strong hostility.
Shen Fengyue felt very serious about getting up. And once you are woken up, things will go bad.
He first took a few deep breaths and tried to calm himself down, but he didn't expect that the singing would still not stop, and it became more arrogant. Shen Fengyue turned a black face and suddenly shouted.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Little Seagull was frightened awake by his angry shout. He was beaten up a few times and fell to the ground crookedly with his left foot and right foot, and fell to the ground, watching Shen Fengyue go out.
Little Seagull:...Hey, who is so courageous to provoke him?
Shen Fengyue picked up the harpoon next to the door and strode towards the beach.
After arriving at the destination, I saw the shark man. His posture was not as deliberately as before. Tonight, he was sitting on the reef with his long tail stirred in the water. It looked a bit boring, but the voice in his mouth But it didn't stop.
Shen Fengyue leaned back on a huge rock on the beach, harpooned in the sand, squinted, and looked at the shark who was singing not far away with a bad expression.
Siren smelled a familiar smell, and his spirit was lifted, and he immediately turned his head to look at the shark's eyesight. Even at night, he had very good eyesight, so he happened to meet Shen Fengyue's unkind gaze.
The voice of the mouth paused, and the next second it turned into a long whistle, blowing directly at Shen Fengyue, and after blowing for a full minute, it changed to a melodious and cheerful tone. He hummed and couldn't help but slapping his tail, startled by the spray.
The sound of slaps on the water surface turned into slaps one by one, shouting towards Shen Fengyue's face, making noises.
His chest rose and fell sharply, and after a long exhalation, he spoke: "Very well. He's finished."
The system still doesn't understand the meaning of the words: "Huh?"
At the next moment, Shen Fengyue's slightly hoarse voice came out, and because it was screaming out of her throat, it was slightly rough and a little broken.
"Hey--, singing folk songs--"
"Sing over here and over there—"
"Folk song is like spring river water~ oh~ oh~, I am not afraid that there are more beaches and bays~"
The simple lyrics, the brainwashed melody, and Shen Fengyue's almost roaring manner, instantly occupied the main body. The shark was taken aback for a moment, the originally cheerful and graceful mouth weakened first, then turned into a fine sound, and finally turned into nothingness. He looked at Shen Fengyue in shock, and for a moment forgot to move, even his tail stopped flapping, hanging weakly on the edge of the reef.
The system was also silly. It looked at Shen Fengyue's neck with blue veins appearing, and his eyes were full of coldness, thinking that this person might have been broken.
Seeing that Shen Fengyue had stopped the place, she threw the harpoon in her hand, put her hands on her chest, leaned on the huge rock, chose a comfortable posture, sniffed her nose, laughed in anger, and then sang: "The sun comes out I climbed the hill and reached the top I wanted to sing—"
The Siren looked at him, his tail moved slightly.
The system said: "Shen Fengyue, you are sober!"
But Shen Fengyue had obviously lost his reason. He held the thumb and index finger of his right hand to his mouth, took a breath in his nose, and blew them out through his lips.
A sharp whistle came from his mouth, blowing three times in a row, the last one with a frivolous arc at the end.
Shen Fengyue felt that the provocation was over, so she put her hand down, raised her chin to the shark, and continued to roar: "The singing is floating for my sister, my sister, she laughs when she hears my singing—"
After singing this passage, he smiled at the shark arrogantly and said: "You sing, you sing again!"
The siren could not understand human language, but he understood the three whistle sounds in front of him. The whistle sounds in the shark tribe represent the signal of communication. After both sides blow the whistle, they will enter the fight. Seeing that Shen Fengyue sang two songs in a row and smiled at him, he must be waiting for him!
He flicked his tail excitedly, stretched out his arms to face the moon and screamed, and then made another tune. This tune was so high that it was already a voice that humans could not sing.
Melodious and gentle, although high but not sharp, it is like a breeze that gently blows into your ears, and then floats to your heart.
Very comfortable, this is the innate talent of the shark race
The sound of being kissed by an angel.
Although the system is on the same line as Shen Fengyue, at this moment, he is also bewildered by this beautiful singing, and can't help but admire.
Although the singing voice was good, it was not enough compared to Shen Fengyue's rising gas. He curled his mouth in disdain, let out a cold snort from his nose, flashed a stronger melody in his mind, and opened his mouth: "Sister, take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore, Enenai loves to swing on the rope~"
Siren's singing was severely impacted by the song "Tracker's Love", but he persisted in singing it, and then greeted Shen Fengyue with a smile in the light of the moon.
The sharp teeth in his mouth were faintly visible in the bright white moonlight.
Shen Fengyue: "..." Tsk, scare me?
As a result, the intimidated Shen Fengyue sang harder, and the Siren followed the principle of "He won't move, I won't move, he wants to move me harder", and sang more vigorously.
The two of you came and I met, you hum and I yelled all night, and only paused when the sky was light. Shen Fengyue squinted to see the dawn, thick dark circles under her eyes, and her throat was hoarse and painful. When he talked again, he made only inaudible breath sounds.
Shen Fengyue: "..." Then he became murderous.
Siren sang all night, but he seemed effortless because of his talent, and he felt very comfortable. After smiling at Shen Fengyue, he jumped into the sea.
Shen Fengyue: "..."
Watching all this silently, he said quietly after a long while: "Damn, don't stop me, I'm going to kill the mentally retarded fish! He must be a bug!"
The system listened carefully to hear the complete sentence from those bubbles. It was shocked when it heard it clearly, and persuaded: "Calm down, calm down, old Shen! You give me a clearer mind!"
Shen Fengyue suddenly had a plan: "You said that if I poisoned the sea, can I kill that bug?"
The system said: "Don't don't don't, you are destroying the global ecosystem, and you will be deducted from your wages if you violate the company's regulations. And the sea is so big, you have already been purified."
When Shen Fengyue heard that he was about to deduct his wages, she suddenly froze, her brows drooped, and she looked so unjustified and haggard.
The system felt that if he let him go on like this, he might really have to do some newspaper behavior, so he drove him back to sleep.
"Oh. Got it." Shen Fengyue wiped his eyes, picked up the harpoon on the ground, went back to the house deep and shallow, and fell asleep on the bed until the next night.