Chapter 111: Extraordinary: God's visit
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The Vixen is Attacked
- 白日曦
- 3516 characters
- 2021-03-04 06:15:17
504 is here. 504 is a data stream. There is no entity. If you want to leave the network, you must first order a body to hold its data.
504 is different from Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue. It doesn't have any special feelings for SpongeBob Squarepants. It prefers Pigman, so it ordered itself a Pigman-shaped body.
The appearance of this body 504 is very satisfactory. The only thing that is not good is that this body is too small, only thirty centimeters high. It is still bumpy when walking, unlike Pigman, like a penguin. .
504 is trying hard to control its body, it takes the sky train to go to Hua Diewu's home to see Hua Diewu.
When getting out of the car, the 504 almost rolled down because of an unstable center of gravity. Fortunately, a little girl caught its chubby body. She raised her almost non-existent neck with difficulty, and found that the other party was five points similar to Hua Diewu.
Hua Nuannuan tilted his head to look at 504, thinking that this little pig looks very much like a pig man. At this time, Su Qingyue got off the train holding a bottle of soy sauce.
"Nuannuan, why don't you leave?" Su Qingyue looked cold and indifferent. In fact, the little hands holding the soy sauce bottle were moving, especially wanting to poke 504's bulging belly.
Hua Nuannuan raised her little 504, and said excitedly: "Qingyue, you see I caught a piglet!"
‘Little Pig’ 504 thumped desperately with his short hands and feet, humming.
"I'm System 504, I'm here to find Hua Diewu, do you know Hua Diewu?" 504 struggling to say a word.
"Huh, are you looking for a little mother?" Hua Nuannuan put 504 down.
504 immediately nodded, but unfortunately its neck was too short. Nodding is equivalent to moving the whole body. That soft body can be said to be arching around in Hua Nuannuan's arms, making it so warm. A small pp of 504.
504 felt that he had been assaulted, and its pig face was flushed. It wondered if it owed Hua Diewu in his previous life? When I was doing the task, I was tossed by Hua Diewu, and now I am bullied by Hua Diewu's daughter when I visit Hua Diewu.
Su Qingyue said: "I heard my eldest mother say that System 504 is the mother's matchmaker, so let's take it home first."
"Hmm." Hua Nuannuan nodded in agreement.
The two little buns came out to buy soy sauce. Now that the technology is advanced, there are trains and monitoring everywhere, and they are not afraid of losing their children. Hua Diewu wants to exercise them.
In fact, it means taking a direct train to buy a bottle of soy sauce in a small town near the mountain. In addition, these two are very clever, and accidents are almost impossible.
On the way back, Su Qingyue kept asking Hua Nuannuan if he was tired from holding 504, if he wanted to help hold 504 by himself. Of course, Nuan Nuan chose to refuse, and went home with 504 all the way.
Huadiwu is picking fruits at home, while Su Luoyan is watering and fertilizing the flowers and plants in the yard.
Hua Diewu eats while picking it, but fortunately, there are a lot of fruits, otherwise there is not much left after picking.
Just when Hua Diewu finished eating another peach, she heard the warm sound at the entrance of the small courtyard, and when she turned her head, she saw two little guys, who seemed to be holding something strange in her hands. .
"Little mother, big mother, we are back, and we have brought a piggy!" Hua Nuan ran up to Hua Diewu, and raised 504 in her hands like a treasure.
504 and Hua Diewu stared at them. Hua Diewu was puzzled for a moment, and then suddenly said: "It's 504, right? You told me two days ago that you want to see me."
"It's me, it's me!" 504 nodded happily, and the small claws volleyed, trying to get out of Hua Nuannuan's embrace.
Su Qingyue gently poked Hua Nuannuan's arm with her finger. Hua Nuannuan had enough of 504. She stuffed the 504 ball into Su Qingyue's arms.
504 was happy when he was released, and felt that he was finally free, but he immediately entered another small embrace.
Su Qingyue held 504 expressionlessly, and pinched 504's belly with her little carrot-like fingers.
504 screamed and asked Hua Diewu to save herself, but Hua Diewu chose to stand by. Not only did she stand by and smile 504 secretly.
"I feel like a little poor without dignity." 504 has given up struggling.
Su Luoyan over there has finished watering, she picked up the soy sauce that Su Qingyue had put on the ground, "it's noon, it's time to cook."
"I'll help!" Hua Diewu immediately posted it, her careful thoughts can be seen as long as she is not blind.
System 504 made the'Erkang Hand', "Host, don't go! I'm here to tell you about the old days, why did you rush to cook, and I remember you can't cook at all!"
Hua Diewu touched her nose with a guilty conscience, "Ahem, I've grown a lot, who said I can't cook now? And even if I make a mess, I still have my wife."
504 saw the proud look of Hua Diewu, it seemed to have seen when they were together in the mission world. Sure enough, couple dogs are really hateful!
Then Hua Diewu went to the kitchen with Su Luoyan, and ignored 504.
The poor 504 was assaulted by the two little babies. Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue kept asking 504 questions about the two mothers.
504 beautified the story, and then told the two little buns.
After speaking, it was time for the meal to be served. The good dishes, meat and vegetables on a large table were cut into very small pieces that were easy to eat.
504's small hands simply can't hold chopsticks, and can only eat slowly while holding a spoon with difficulty.
Hua Diewu saw that 504 had been eating so hard and said she wanted to feed 504. Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan used to feed a child alone, so she didn't think it was any strange.
However, 504 blushed and was unwilling. It said that he was not a real child, he was in his fifties.
But monsters have a long life. They are still underage at 50, especially Hua Diewu thinks that 504 IQ is not very high...
"Mom, let me feed it." Su Qingyue volunteered.
At this time Su Luoyan spoke, "Qingyue will eat her own food, and the eldest mother will feed it."
504 feels that he has no room to speak, it can only be treated as a waste that can't even eat well, and wants to cry!
Su Luoyan feeds 504 blankly, 504 feels very stressed.
After eating 504, he was ready to leave. It felt that he might be bald because of too much pressure if he didn't leave, although there was no hair on his head.
"Why did you leave so soon?" Hua Diewu squeezed 504's cheek smoothly.
504 snorted from the small pig's nose, "If I don't leave, I will be made into plasticine by you. I'm leaving."
"Come to play next time." Hua Diewu smiled and waved to 504.
504 remembered how sad Hua Diewu looked after completing each mission world, and seeing how happy Hua Diewu was now, she couldn't help but sigh, and finally said: "Okay, I will play when I have time."
Although it was played, it was actually fine.
After the system was gone, Hua Diewu couldn't help but sigh about the things she had done before, and then chatted with Su Luoyan.
The information of Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan in the mission world are not equal. In the mission world, Su Luoyan has always thought that Hua Diewu is a little pitiful, but Hua Diewu is actually a ‘beautiful bastard’.
While chatting, Hua Diewu suddenly discovered that two little guys were actually squatting behind the sofa and eavesdropping, and immediately pulled over.
Hua Nuan Nuan thief, afraid of Hua Diwu's anger, first shrinks into Su Luoyan's arms, knowing that the little mother can't be angry with the big mother.
Su Qingyue was stunned, looking silly. She is a fine at first glance, but she is actually a fool. Hua Nuannuan looks silly, but she's better than anyone else.
Hua Diewu first taught the two little guys that it's wrong to eavesdrop on someone's words. If you want to know what, you can ask her mother directly.
Hua Diewu and Su Qingyue nodded busy, and when they saw that they had admitted wrong, Hua Diewu asked them to ask questions themselves.
Hua Nuannuan asked about the love history of the two mothers unceremoniously. It was one thing to hear from the system, but it was another thing to hear personally.
Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan talked half way, and briefly talked about the things that happened in the past.
After listening, the two little buns secretly remembered one person.
In the past few days, Su Qingyue didn't know why he wanted to go to the heavens to see, and said that he wanted to know what the heavens looked like.
Hua Diewu thought that Xiao Tiandi still owed herself a wish, and it would be good to take two little guys to the heavens to see and broaden her horizons. Their family of four went up, and it was right to travel.
Su Luoyan has a position in the heavens, and it is very simple to take a large family to the heavens.
On the road I also met Yue Lao, Yue Lao looked very energetic, obviously something good happened recently. Su Luoyan and Hua Diewu asked about each other's current situation, only to realize that Yue Lao was going to get married.
Yue Lao said that when she had a child, she would continue to pass on the position of Yue Lao.
After bidding farewell to Yue Lao, Hua Diwu and Su Luoyan first took Hua Nuan Nuan and Su Qingyue to the Yaochi Taolin and also expected Yuntai to play a circle, and then went to the imperial palace of the Emperor Xiaotian.
The palace of the Little Heavenly Emperor was at the highest point of the heavens, and was shrouded in a thick cloud of mist. In the mist, a phoenix dwelling could be vaguely seen.
Hua Nuannuan pointed at the Phoenix excitedly and let Su Qingyue look at it. Su Luoyan opened her mouth slightly, saying it was really beautiful.
Hua Diewu slapped her lips and said, "If you like, my little mother will help you pull out some hairs."
"But doesn't the little bird hurt?" Su Qingyue didn't know that the beautiful big bird was called Phoenix.
"No, little mother will be very careful." Hua Diewu squeezed her finger. She knew that these phoenixes were raised by Emperor Xiao Tian, who liked him the most.
"I'll come on, promise no pain." Su Luoyan flew into the sky after speaking.
Hua Diewu applauded from below, and the two little guys also clapped, their three big eyes staring at Su Luoyan in the sky.
Although Su Luoyan didn't say anything, she was actually very concerned about Xiaotiandi's hand shaking and writing the wrong time, so she was very cooperative after seeing through Hua Diewu's mind.
I don't know what method Su Luoyan used to pull out Phoenix's tail bald, and Phoenix hasn't felt anything yet, and he doesn't even know that his tail is bald.
Hua Nuan Nuan and Su Qingyue took a handful of phoenix feathers, and they jumped up when they were happy, and they kept discussing who has better feathers in them.
Seeing the happy appearance of the two little guys, Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan couldn't help laughing.
The poor little heavenly emperor, when I see his ugly phoenixes later, he will probably cry. Those phoenixes who had been plucked felt nothing to themselves. The big tails were actually quite cumbersome, and they were dragged every day.
The light and fluttering Phoenix rushed to the sky happily, and flew two times. It didn't count as long as it flew, and it had to make two calls.
The voice of the phoenix caught the attention of the emperor in the imperial palace. The emperor put down the crayons in his hand, wondering how the phoenix was so happy.
Before Hua Diewu and the others informed them that the heavenly soldiers had come in, the little emperor ran out choked.
"Sister Huahua, you are here!" Xiaotiandi ran towards Hua Diewu. The last time they met was ten years ago, when Hua Nuan Nuan and Su Qingyue were not born yet. Ten years have passed, and the children of Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan are seven or eight years old, but Xiaotiandi is still the same as before and has never grown up.
"Are they your babies?" Little Tiandi curiously looked at Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue.
"Well, this is Nuan Nuan, this is Qingyue." Hua Diewu introduced to Xiaotiandi.
Xiaotiandi twisted and asked, "Can I play with you?"
The two little guys didn't know what game to play, they glanced at each other tacitly, and then said: "I heard that you are getting old, so we won't play with the old man."
"Be polite." Hua Diewu patted their heads gently.
"Oh..." Hua Nuannuan shrank her neck, and Su Qingyue wrinkled her face and put on a serious look.
Su Luoyan suddenly spoke at this time, "Xiaodie, I remember that there is still something left to do. You can walk with me."
"Ah? What's the matter..." Hua Diewu swallowed back halfway, because she understood what Su Luoyan meant.
"There is indeed something, I remember. Xiaotiandi, can you help me take care of the two children, it is not convenient for Luo Yan and I to go to work with them."
Little Tiandi looked at the two jade-carved dumplings, he felt full of mission. Xiaotiandi patted his thin little chest vigorously, "Sister Huahua, don't worry, I will definitely help you take care of the child."
"Yeah, please, Xiao Tiandi." Hua Diewu smiled and touched Xiao Tiandi's furry head, and then took Su Luoyan's hand to open.
After confirming that he was far away, Hua Diewu held Su Luoyan's face and kissed it, "Luoyan, there is nothing to do, right?"
"Yeah." Su Luoyan nodded without hesitation, "Nuan Nuan and Qingyue seem to have their own ideas."
Su Luoyan didn't speak too clearly, but Hua Diewu understood. Her Luoyan usually looks serious and unambiguous when it messes up.
When they were telling a story with the two little guys two days ago, they started to think in their hearts. Su Luoyan was their mother, so naturally they knew what the two little guys were thinking.
In Nuan Nuan He Qingyue's view, although Xiao Tiandi was not intentional, it is an indisputable fact that he trembles and writes the wrong time. The big mother and the young mother did not teach Xiao Tiandi, so they let them teach.
Here, Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan were driving in the heavens, so unhappy, but the little Tiandi was made to cry by the two little guys.
In the imperial palace of Emperor Xiao Tian, Hua Nuan Nuan and Su Qingyue were transformed into bear children. They wanted to touch everything when they saw them. He even took apart the small soft bed of Emperor Xiao Tian. He had extremely strong hands-on ability.
Xiao Tiandi followed their buttocks to clean up the mess, but his body was too small, he couldn't clean it up at all, and he couldn't run away from two Tianye children.
Hua Nuannuan ran to the place where Emperor Xiaotian usually works, and grabbed a red crayon, "Wow, crayon, I want to play."
"Give me one too." Su Qingyue appeared silently.
"Don't play with that. The crayons are for my comments. Don't doodle, it will cause big problems." The emperor hurriedly came over to grab the crayons.
But Hua Nuannuan is a little devil. She stepped on the table and lifted the crayons high, but she didn't return it to the little emperor.
"Who asked you to turn five hundred years into five thousand years, you badass! Super bad!" Hua Nuannuan stared at Xiao Tiandi fiercely.
Su Qingyue, who seems shrewd but cute but just nodded vigorously, "Yes, you are a badass."
Small houses of crying and weeping, "ooo, ooo, I did not mean that I wrote when I wanted to sleep ...... ooo, ooo hum, I did not predict with confidence the more drew a pen, the result is detected as a zero ... …"
"Huh!" Hua Nuannuan was still angry.
Xiao Tiandi cried out of breath and kept apologizing.
In the end, Hua Nuan Nuan and Su Qingyue were also scared by Xiao Tiandi’s posture of crying and breaking the world. He returned the crayons to Xiao Tiandi, and warned Xiao Tiandi not to make any mistakes, or wait for them to grow tall and strong. Also come to bully him.
Little Tiandi nodded pitifully, and stretched out three short fingers to swear that he is the Emperor of Heaven, so his oath is a true oath, and it is absolutely impossible to violate.
Then the three little guys squatted at the door together waiting for Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan to return. When they came back, Su Luoyan was still carrying a small eco-friendly bag. The bag was not transparent, so you couldn't see what was inside.
Hua Diewu held an ice cream in her hand, and her mouth became red from the cold, but she was still enjoying it.
"Come on, eat ice cream. I didn't expect Heaven to sell ice cream. It tastes much better than the world's." Hua Diewu sighed as she ate, and then her gaze fell on Xiao Tiandi's body, and she laughed out loud. .
Even Su Luoyan couldn't help laughing, Su Luoyan turned his head away, pretending that he was not smiling.
Xiao Tiandi looked at Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan blankly, he didn't even know what he was now. There were still wet tears on his face, and the little emperor's crown on his head was about to fall off crookedly. The clothes that were originally neatly dressed were crumpled like a ball of pickles.
Hua Diewu dangling ice cream to help Xiao Tiandi tidy up his clothes and crown, and then handed Xiao Tiandi an ice cream.
Looking at the poor appearance, she must have been tossed by the two of her family.
Su Luoyan distributed the remaining ice cream in the bag to Hua Nuan Nuan and Su Qingyue, and the three little guys gnawed the ice cream together, making the corners of their mouths dirty.
At this time, Hua Diewu cannot be expected to take care of the three children, because she is eating all by herself, and Su Luoyan is the only one who helps the little guys clean their mouths.
Su Luoyan carried several handkerchiefs with her, and she helped the children wipe their mouths and fingers one by one.
When she left, Hua Diewu gave Xiao Tiandi an envelope, saying that her wish was in it, and remember to help her realize it.
Xiao Tiandi nodded vigorously holding the envelope, saying that he would definitely realize her wish.
Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan left with Hua Nuan Nuan and Su Qingyue, and the imperial palace suddenly became cold. Little Tiandi felt a little disappointed, he opened the envelope with short, round fingers.
At this moment, one hand suddenly put an arm around Xiao Tiandi's body, and hugged Xiao Tiandi.
"Let me see what it is, if it is too foul, can it be. Even the emperor must follow the rules."
Xiaotiandi muttered, "But I owe Sister Huahua."
"The whole family will be smooth and safe forever? It's really greedy." Yuan Ying Daojun, who had been taking care of Xiaotiandi, laughed.
It looks like a wish that is so general and characteristic, but it is actually very greedy. No matter what creature is in this world, there will always be troubles and disasters of this kind in life.
The emperor puffed up his cheeks, "I feel very good about this wish. I want to help Sister Huahua realize it."
"Okay, just come according to your wishes from the Emperor."
"Yeah!" Xiaotiandi looked at the letter paper happily.
After not being happy, the little Tiandi found out that the beautiful phoenixes he raised were all bald. The point was that these phoenixes were still happy that they were bald. Xiaotiandi cried for most of a day before being coaxed by the sweet cake made by Daojun Yuanying.
Within a few days, Xiao Tiandi received a courier, which contained a mechanical pencil, an eraser, and a card.
The words on the card are still immature, but you can see that the person writing it is serious. It says that these are the mechanical pencils and erasers that we have worked so hard to help our mothers with pocket money to buy. In the future, if you make a mistake, use the eraser to erase it so that you won't make any mistakes again. Also, we asked my mother to catch a puppy, and decided to call it the emperor, la la la, and bring it to you next time.
Finally drew a grimace, Xiao Tiandi sniffed, holding the mechanical pencil and eraser treasured and smiled happily.
In the end, it was Yuan Ying Daojun. Every time Xiao Tiandi finished his comments, he had to use another pen to trace it again, because the pencil Tiandao could not be recognized.
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