Chapter 76:

What are the consequences of tiger beards?
Naturally the tiger blew its hair.
Xue Chengxiu narrowed his eyes and said, "What do you call me?" The ending rose, the meaning of danger was self-evident.
Although he often has his father's mentality popping up, but the lover he is pursuing is still unpleasant. Is he very old?
"Ah, it's so late," Yu Siyang pretended to look at the wall clock. "I smell soot, I'm going to bathe and sleep, ha ha ha ..." Escaped upstairs while laughing.
Mr. Xue's expression was so horrible. He looked like a cannibalist, was he scared?
Yu Siyang's movements are not unpleasant, but Mr. Xue, who is tall and long-legged, is not short in pace, and follows him unhurriedly. When the door is about to be closed, he reaches out and blocks it, standing at the door. Blocked the door.
Yu Siyang: "!!!"
"Mr. Xue, so clever, you also go to the room to take a shower and sleep, ha ha ha ..." Laughing and trying to punch yourself, what a coincidence, your brain is short-circuited.
Xue Chengxiu nodded in a very cooperative way: "It's a coincidence."
Yu Siyang: "..." How do I continue?
"Do you need me to rub my back?" Xue Chengxiu rolled his sleeves and looked like a bathman who worked hard.
Yu Siyang shook his head crazyly: "No need, no need ..."
"Still rubbing it, after all, that back."
Yu Siyang almost knelt. Pei Ziteng said that Mr. Xue had revenge, and it turned out not to be an exaggeration.
"I'm wrong." I admit very wrongly.
"What did you do wrong?"
"Uh ... this ... should you give me a hint?"
"Fool." Xue Chengxiu rubbed his soft hair.
They have been living together for more than half a year, but they have been busy each other. After careful calculation, they don't spend much time with each other. At first, the restrained and silent teenager could let him play an innocent joke and talk about him. The funny things when filming, I get more and more relaxed with each other, and the baby fat on my face gradually recedes, showing the handsome silhouette of the youth, and time sculpts this child to be more beautiful.
All this made him more and more like him, and he couldn't help but treat him as a child, afraid that he would become hot and cold, and afraid that he would be wronged. He always felt that he would not take care of himself. Bullied, care, strict education, I just hope that he can be better, better.
"Go and take a shower and go to bed, don't you have to get up early tomorrow." Xue Chengxiu rubbed the soft hair under his hands, stepped back, and helped close the door.
Yu Siyang's stand for a long while in place, motionless.
Mr. Xue's eyes just looked at him, it was moving gentle and deep, reminding him of the lotus wine opened by the master, which was said to have been aged for 20 years.
"Woo ..."
He groaned suddenly and covered his face and squatted.
Why does he feel that Mr. Xue looks delicious and wants to take a bite?
He's full for dinner, isn't he hungry? !!
Yu Siyang, surprised by his "appetite", took a bath and supplemented his brain with "ten possibilities to become a big stomach king". The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong--such as his brain ...
Sleeping in such a depressed mood, Yu Siyang had a dream.
In the dream, walking in a large expanse of rose bushes, the fragrance is scented in the air. Suddenly, a giant tiger with golden hair and black stripes jumps out in front.
The tiger squatted in front to stop his way, but he was not scared at all, but felt that the tiger looked delicious and so big that he would definitely eat for half a year.
"Tiger, would you please let me have a bite?" He asked the tiger.
The tiger also spoke human words and offered an exchange condition: "If you ask me to rub your back, I will give you a bite."
He thought, rubbing me back and letting me eat again, wouldn't it make me take advantage of anything cheap.
I promised immediately.
A conspiracy smile suddenly appeared on the tiger's furry face, and he jumped in front of him, opened his mouth, "ahh," and ate him.
"Well ..."
Yu Siyang was frightened by his dream, howling and rolled off the bed, wrapped in a quilt and lying on the floor for a long time.
At a glance at time, it was only 5:30 in the morning, but he was awakened by dreams. He didn't have the habit of returning to sleep, so he got up to wash and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.
The closer to the end of the year, the more busy Xue Chengxiu was, and this year there was the trouble of the capital of the Emperor Xue family. He was even more busy, so he got up early and was ready to leave for the airport.
"You went out so early?" Yu Siyang was lying on the sofa in the living room with a tablet and playing a game. He saw Xue Chengxiu walking downstairs in a suit and leather shoes, and quickly got up and asked.
Xue Chengxiu nodded and said, "Yesterday I was going to tell you, but I forgot, I was going to a meeting, and I was going out for a few days. You and Mu Mu must be good at home."
"Oh. Then don't you have breakfast? I made buns." Yu Siyang asked.
"It's too late," Xue Chengxiu shook his head. "I'll be back on Sunday evening and accompany you to the court next Monday."
Yu Siyang said, "If you're busy, you don't have to rush back, I can go with a lawyer."
Xue Chengxiu rubbed the frizzy hair on his head and said softly: "The ninety-nine steps have gone together. This last step must be with you."
"Thank you." Yu Siyang felt that he was too clumsy and had a lot of things to say, but he couldn't say anything, so he looked at the wall clock and said, "Wait for me. "Then flew into the kitchen.
Xue Chengxiu waited for him at the entrance. After a while, he saw that he was holding a thermal insulation box.
"This, just came out, take it on the road and eat."
Yu Siyang handed the insulation box over, Xue Chengxiu took it over, opened it, and was speechless.
Zoos that haven't appeared in a long time have reappeared.
The insulation box was neatly lined with several buns, and the buns were made into tiger heads. In fact, he wanted to say that it was a cat's head, but there was a clear "king" character on his forehead, and he could only consider these buns as tigers.
"Is this for Mumu?"
Yu Siyang put his eyes awkwardly and whispered, "It's for everyone."
When I made buns in the morning, I lost my mind. The brain was full of the dream tiger. I accidentally made the buns into tiger heads.
Xue Chengxiu took the lid of the insulation box and held it in his hand. The other hand rubbed his child's dead hair and said, "I'm gone."
"All the way down the road, pay attention to safety." Yu Siyang sent to the door and watched the black Bentley disappear at the corner of the road before turning back.
Sitting on the couch and picking up the tablet again, I couldn't play anymore.
Putting the tablet computer on the sofa, Yu Siyang lay down on the sofa with the posture of imperial paralysis, and found melancholy that after one night, his "appetite" did not disappear.
I think Mr. Xue looks delicious last night. Today, when he saw Mr. Xue in a suit and leather shoes, he felt that he had changed another taste, but it also looked delicious.
"Did I evolve a new feature?" Cannibalism?
Yu Siyang said to himself, frightened by his huge brain hole, he hurried to the kitchen and ate a tiger head bamboo shoot and dried vegetable buns.
The dried bamboo shoots fried with pork belly absorbed the fat in the meat, added star anise, old soy sauce, and cooked through low heat. The buns were soft and fluffy. The dried bamboo shoots were crispy and the whole buns were soft. It's easy to eat, it's finished in a few mouthfuls, but because I eat too fast, I have more aftertaste, and I want to eat again.
Yu Siyang stopped eating three tiger heads in a row, always keeping in mind "only eat eight full, less gastrointestinal burden", although I still want to eat.
My craftsmanship is as good as ever. I can't control myself and want to eat.
Just to be recording the show with Zhan today, I'll bring him two to eat, and by the way, I can ask him a little bit.
The talk show that Zhan Heng wants to record is another show that Fang Yuan opened on Starfish tV. The name is "Looking at the World", and the ratings are naturally not as good as the ace show "Happy Players", but because the people who invite them are all The elites from all walks of life are mostly educated intellectuals such as successful people and elite white-collar workers, and the topics they talk about are correspondingly high-end.
Yu Siyang only appeared as a friend invited by Zhanheng. Naturally, he couldn't grab the protagonist's limelight. The topic to be discussed had been sent to him long ago. It was a strange topic-"The healthy and healthy development of the film industry".
When Luo Peng got this topic, he talked over: "This kind of topic should be appropriate to write a 20,000-word essay."
Listening to Luo Peng's words, Yu Siyang suddenly felt enlightened, went to some papers and journals to learn what the film industry is. After studying for a few days, he is now very confident that he can write a high-quality paper ... No, It's a good record for the program ...
"Brother Zhan, I brought buns, do you eat them?" I arrived at the Starfish Building in the afternoon, and Yu Siyang took out the thermal insulation box.
Zhanheng drew his lips and said, "You want me to eat buns in the afternoon?"
"Then you eat it?"
The hand that Yu Siyang handed out has been recovered. Zhanheng grabs it and says, "Why don't you eat? It's your conscience."
It happened that he didn't eat enough at noon, so this bun was barely regarded as afternoon tea.
The insulation box was not large, and two tiger head buns were put in it. Zhan Hang took a tiger head in his hand and despised Yu Siyang's aesthetics. After biting the bun, his taste was immediately conquered by the soft buns.
Regardless of whether it is bun skin or filling, the softness complements each other, and there is a strong salty scent in the mouth, but the bun has been swallowed, and the meaning is still endless.
The two buns were quickly eaten, and Zhan Heng expressed dissatisfaction: "Why do you only bring two? Is this a deliberate attempt to catch my maggots?"
Yu Siyang drew his lips and said, "Don't eat too much in the afternoon."
"Children with big fists, just two, too many?"
"... What, aren't you trying to keep in shape, and if your abs are gone, what will Xiaofeng do if he dislikes you?"
Zhanheng: "..."
Well, for the sake of what you said, I don't care a lot about your intention of bringing buns to make my abdominal muscles disappear, and not make me addicted.
"Brother Zhan, I'll ask you a question." Yu Siyang looked around the dressing room, seeing that everyone else was busy, he approached Zhanheng and whispered, "Have you ever seen a person and really want to Eat him, this feeling? "
Zhanheng immediately laughed extremely loudly and sensually, "I feel this every time."
"Every moment? Who do you want to eat?" Yu Siyang asked immediately.
"Stupid!" Zhanheng despised Yu Siyang's IQ in various ways. "Naturally Xiaofeng, who else can he be."
"Why would you want to eat Xiaofeng?"
Zhanheng laughed even more coquettishly, "Of course I like him. I love him. I don't want to be separated from him for a moment, I just want to be one with him."
Yu Siyang was shown a face, and did not want to talk to Zhan Hang.
This is always the case. It is annoying to show affection when you seize the opportunity, and to show when you have no chance.
Today's Xiu En'ai mission was completed. Zhan Hang was in a good mood. Thinking of Yu Siyang asking him such a question, he immediately turned on the gossip mode and asked, "Who does Brother Xiao Yu want to eat? What would your brother give you?
Yu Siyang pretended to play with his mobile phone and ignored him.
Zhanheng poked at him, "Oh, I'm still shy. You don't say who I know."
Yu Siyang: "!!!"
Zhanheng sang affectionately, "Winter is coming, can spring be far behind?"
Yu Siyang: Neuropathy!