Chapter 142: Gnomish Craftsman Croto Wrench

In the so-called wine festival, the protagonist is naturally a variety of beers.
In this annual festival of the Dwarven Kingdom, all the famous brewers in the entire Dwarven Kingdom will bring out their best works of the year for you to taste.
Since the dwarves and dwarfs are neighbors and have a good relationship, the wine festival even has the gnome next door.
Tang En has seen many dwarfs hidden among the dwarves. They greet the surrounding dwarves, and they look as if they are in their own home.
Strange to say, gnomes are aboriginals without faith. To be precise, their belief is a big-tech god, but they have become friends with dwarves who believe in the goddess of the earth, and they do n’t know how it got to this point. .
The dwarf is a race shorter than the dwarf. If the average height of the dwarf can reach Tang En's chest, the dwarf is only as tall as his thigh. It is no wonder that in front of the dwarf, even Brian dares to call them dwarfs.
In Prendall, I am afraid that the lowest intelligent races are gnomes and goblins, and they are all aboriginals of Prendall.
Although it seems that these gnomes are carefully dressed to respect their friends' festivals, they can smell the smell of lubricating oil on them from a long distance.
Tang En smelled the smell but his eyes brightened, looking at the dwarf's eyes much more eagerly.
Lubricating oil is inseparable from the development of science and technology, so when Tang En, who came from the earth, smelled the smell of lubricating oil, he could not help feeling to the dwarf.
This race that is born obsessed with all kinds of construction machinery has added a lot of fun to Plantall.
Tang En didn't venture to talk directly to the dwarf, he was waiting for an opportunity to meet the dwarf.
Because at the Wine Festival, even those gnomes took out their beer to participate in the competition.
Dark beer, foam beer, light beer, and even various spirits, such as lava beer, thunder beer and the like, these spirits have already had some prototypes of distilled spirits.
The variety of beers almost dazzled Tang En. Beer and red wine are absolutely mainstream in Prandall, with a wide variety and even more exaggeration than the earth, plus this magic world is full of various Such an incredible thing, the feeling of drinking these beer is also special.
It ’s like the stronger lava beer and thunder beer. The former one can boil hot and even spit out the flames, while the other one will have a slight current beat on the body after drinking. Like a massage, it feels very comfortable.
However, what made Tang En crying most was that he found that there was only one kind of beer made by the gnome, and the name was actually "slick beer" ...
According to those little gnomes, drinking this kind of beer will lubricate the intestines, and defecation will be as smooth as applying lubricant ...
Is this thing Kaiser? ...
What makes Tang En confused is that this kind of oil beer made by gnomes is still very popular with dwarves. Is it that dwarves are suffering from constipation?
At this time, Tang En suddenly heard a burst of cheers, and took a look at it. It turned out that the popular "Drinkers Contest" had reached its climax.
In addition to the attractive wine tasting competition on the Beer Street, there is also a very famous drunkard competition. The fight is who can drink better. The winner who is not drunk at the end is the champion, and the reward is one year. Champion beer is eligible for free drinks.
On the one hand, it is for the sake of tasting the winning beer, and on the other hand, it also satisfies the dwarves who drink like wine to drink heartily, so every time there are a lot of people, it is a pity that they can really It didn't take much to the end, and there weren't many people in a few rounds at most.
I saw two dwarves standing on the platform. At this moment, their faces were flushed, and their beards were sticking wet, but they didn't care, and only the other party was in their eyes.
The dwarf on the left laughed and patted the barrel next to him: "Colin, you give up! You are definitely not my opponent! My Gorka is the fifteenth consecutive champion of the drunk!
"Huh! I won't know who the real champion is in the end!"
Colin stared at Gorka, war-fighting: "Free vouchers will be in my pocket!"
"Hmm! Don't you want to ruin my free drink life? Today I will convince you of defeat under the witness of the goddess!"
Colin said arrogantly: "Let's go! Get drunk! Get the strongest purgatory stout!"
"Drinking purgatory stout!"
"Goddess is on! This time is fun!"
"Haha, so far no one has been able to finish a full barrel of purgatory dark beer. Can Gorka break this record?"
After hearing Colin's words, Rao and Gorka all changed her face: "You can't win so you want to drag me down !?"
"What? No courage?"
Groka was furious and kicked the barrel next to him: "Bring purgatory dark beer!"
Soon the two dark barrels were moved to the table. Compared with the previous large barrels, the two barrels were much smaller, but seeing the dwarves and gnomes gloating around, Tang Eun estimates that purgatory dark beer may not be that simple.
Sure enough, as soon as they opened the lid, Tang En smelled a very unpleasant pungent breath, and was immediately smoked back a few steps.
Tang En originally thought that this purgatory dark beer might be a spirit, but now it seems that the reason why I can't finish drinking so much is because of this strong smell!
How do you describe this smell?
sewer? Rotten fish? dead body? No, it's almost like the smell of rotten corpses exposed to the sun after soaking in the sewer for ten and a half months!
There is such a horrible thing in this world! ?
The horror of Tang En's face, the smell of this beer is probably better than the canned Swedish herring on the earth, which is known as biochemical weapon!
This thing can really drink! ?
But soon, the actions of Groka and Colin gave Tang En's answer. They actually frowned and drank from the wine barrel!
However, looking at their painful faces, I am afraid that drinking purgatory dark beer is not a pleasure at all ...
"Don, you are here."
At this time, Durandon found Tang En. After the wedding, he replaced that armor, and now he looks much more normal.
"Where is Tess?"
"Going to the ladies' event ... Ha, Groka and Colin actually challenged purgatory stout this year? Have fun watching this ... Oh, yes," Durandon suddenly returned to God, Pointing at the dwarf companion next to him, "Introduce you, this is the leader of the dwarf kingdom, the great craftsman Croto Wrench."
The leader of the dwarf kingdom! ?
Tang En stood in awe of the tribute, and lowered his salute: "Salute to you, Her Majesty Croto."
You must know how difficult it is to develop basic physical sciences in a world dominated by magical powers, while the dwarf race, an aboriginal people, can rely on its own strength and has not yet been assimilated. miracle.
But this Croto can be the leader of the dwarfs, and one can imagine the accomplishments in this respect.
"No, no," Croto waved again and again. "I'm not a king. We gnomes don't have a king. I'm a master craftsman, so please call me Master Croto."
Durandon laughed: "The only criterion for a gnome friend to choose a leader is his accomplishments in engineering, so Croto is the greatest engineer of all gnomes."
Hearing Duranton's words, he felt the eyes of the Croto in front of him full of wisdom.
In fact, in the eyes of Tang En, Clotto looked no different from other dwarfs, except that his hairstyle was more lush, and a lush hair rose to the sky, which was really attractive.
Croto noticed Dunn's gaze: "Do you think my hairstyle is good?"
Before waiting for Tang En to speak, Durandon laughed: "His hairstyle has increased his height by at least one fist!"
Tang En suddenly laughed.
"Durandon!"
Croto glared at Durandon: "Don't show off the height of the dwarf in front of the gnome!"
"Of course I want to show off!"
Durandon's face was taken for granted: "The entire Prandall and our dwarves only have a height advantage in front of you and the goblin, so it must be shown."
Croto snorted: "You guy, if I bring the beam reduction device, it will make you look good!"
Tang En chuckled and said, "Master Croto, I'm very interested in your construction machinery. If you can, can you talk to me?"
"Of course, but let's enjoy the wine festival now."
Croto pointed to the table: "It seems the results are about to appear."
"It's almost reaching its limit."
Durandon knew more about the situation of Groka and Colin, and seeing how they looked now knew that they had reached the limit.
At this time, Tang En suddenly noticed that there was an active magic power on Gorka's body. Under the action of that magic, Gorka was actually refreshed. I drank it all!
And what about Colin? At this moment, he was completely unconscious, holding a wine barrel and smirking, and after a full meal, a black bubble with a strong stench flew from his mouth ...
"I! Groka. Fire Tongs! Still the champion!"
Groka held up the empty wine barrel and laughed to announce his victory.
A group of dwarves and dwarves under the stage, holding their noses in one hand and applauding him in cooperation with the people next to them, looked very funny.
Durandon said gleefully: "Looking at them drinking a lot, it is estimated that this will last for several days."
Tang En stunned, if it really spit that kind of stinky bubble all the time, wouldn't it be disturbing wherever you go?
"It's really incomprehensible ..."
Tang En's face was filled with emotion: "Is that Groka a rune dwarf? Isn't the rune dwarf very good at drinking?"
"Grotka Fire Tongs is the most promising rune dwarf of the younger generation."
Durandon snapped: "How did you know?"
Tang En casually said, "I just felt the magic wave when he was about to get drunk. Should he be using magic? Normal dwarves certainly don't have magic wave."
Whatever thought of hearing him say this, Durandon suddenly changed his face, slammed the other dwarf and rushed to the stage, yelling at Groka, "Damn! Groka, how dare you cheat !?"