Chapter 367: My Lord Lord cannot be so wild
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Things from Another World
- 寂寞的化石
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- 2021-02-27 09:50:07
Overnight.
"Lord Lord, get up ... Ah ... !!!"
Fiona covered her mouth and pointed at Don in horror.
"Well ... what happened?"
Tang En rubbed his eyes, not knowing why, he always felt so heavy and sleepy.
Fiona's exclamation immediately attracted Elsa, Vanilla, and Locke. As soon as a group of people ran into the tent, their eyes widened staggeringly.
Tang En stared at them in confusion: "What's the matter? All of them?"
"The sound ... and the eyes and nose ... it's true Lord Lord."
Fiona was completely messed up, and rushed up in a panic, regardless of her identity, and felt on Tang En's face: "But, how did this happen !?"
Elsa escaped in a crying voice: "My Lord Lord cannot be so wild!"
What a ghost! ?
"Lord Lord ..."
Locke stared and said admiringly: "Although you know you might like manhood, but to be honest, this way is totally out of step with your temperament ... You are still suitable for academic dress.
"What happened to me?"
Tang En was completely aggressive, but only slept, and the world line changed?
At this time, Ilia jumped into the tent: "Big brother got up, my sister just didn't know why she was crying-ah! It's the same-uh !!!"
Elijah suddenly covered her mouth, and then she became messy, her eyes almost turning into a mosquito coil.
How, what's going on?
Big brother's beard ...
How could the big brother with a beard feel exactly the same as yesterday?
Or did the older brother look like this from the beginning?
That handsome big brother didn't exist before?
The little girl was messy and didn't know what to do.
Paying attention to Elijah's eyes, Tang En noticed the abnormality on his body. He lowered his head, and immediately jumped, two, three ...
"Lying in a big slot !!!"
Tang En jumped up, his face as ugly as a chrysanthemum burst by a man full of body: "What the is this ?!"
No wonder it feels so heavy and so sleepy, a beard with a length of more than a meter overnight!
And the beard is not as dense as it is, and it is spreading apart like a vigorous trunk.
Damn it, is it the dwarf's blessing from His Highness yesterday?
Tang En remembered Barod's phrase, "May your beard grow like a tree of life forever". Now how do you think it is full of vicious curse-what is the curse of a man with such a beard?
What makes Tang En's egg hurt the most is that the beard has not grown out, but it has grown into a strange pony shape-can you imagine the feeling of a man's beard being a rainbow pony?
Do not! The point is not the shape of the beard!
The point is how this beard came from!
Tang En feels that he is really a dog ... No, it is more like being forced to burst out by a dog!
"Lord, Lord ... No, it doesn't matter ... Even if the beard is so strong ... But Lord Lord is still Lord Lord ... I will get used to it ... I will get used to it ... No, that's right ... oh ha ha ha ha ... "
"Hey Fiona! Wake up soon!"
"Wow rub!"
After hearing the news, Brian just opened the tent, and was instantly blinded by the oncoming powerful aura called "Overlord-colored Beard". The invincible momentum from Tang En's super-beard shape He kicked him into a fight and fell to the ground all of a sudden.
"Big, big brother!"
Brian smashed into the ground with tears and resentfully said, "It's clear that you are a brother, how can you do that!"
"Boo, Brian !?"
"I have only a beard ... I must not lose to my big brother ... but, as a brother ... you, should you even trample out my sole dignity?"
Brian's eyes were red, he suddenly stood up, waved his hands, took off his upper body armor, and carefully held his beard with both hands, as if he were treating a sacred treasure like this: "Since so, come on! Big brother! , Let's have a sacred 'Bustbear Contest'! "
Tang En was already crazy: "What the is the Fighting Beard Contest! There are still such matches among the dwarves !? Did the mother's world line really change !?"
"Even the big brothers can't insult the sacred" Beard Competition "!"
Brian said with red eyes: "Although the beards of the big brothers are impeccable in color, length, fullness, fluffy, and even shape, as a dwarf, we must safeguard the dignity of our dwarf kingdom !!!"
Wait for everything else. It doesn't matter. You don't agree with me!
Tang En collapsed and said, "Who did this?"
Although in a world created by a god, everything is possible, but no can be so boring with a beard of more than one meter long overnight?
Could it be that the goddess of the earth heard what he said yesterday?
Tang En's heart jumped. Yesterday he just thought about the conversation of "in-depth communication". Can all of this be heard?
If that's the case ... letting you grow a beard to punish yourself would make sense ...
"Okay, don't bother!"
Tang En said a little annoyed, "I guess what happened."
bad! Big Brother guessed it! ?
Elijah covered her mouth tightly, slipping out of her hands.
As soon as Tang En was thinking, the sharp wind blade shaved off all the beards on his face. After shaving his beard, his face was still smooth and clean, and there were no blue beard roots. It just didn't grow there.
"Back, back!"
Fiona was agitated, subconsciously touching Tang En's smooth chin, with tears of excitement: "Gods are up! This nightmare should finally wake up!"
After speaking, she was stunned and fainted.
Tang Enshun hugged Fiona, and then said to Brian a little annoyed, "This is how it went. No one is allowed to tell me to go out and rot him in the stomach, you know?"
Elsa nodded sharply. "I see."
Brian clutched the pile of beards on the ground, his face pale: "Cut it off ... Big Brother, you have cut off such a perfect beard ... Waste ... It's too wasteful ..."
Tang En gritted his teeth and said, "Brian, believe it or not, and I'll throw you to Durandon and Master Albert now?"
"a ha ha ha!!!"
As soon as Brian was nervous, he laughed wildly: "Sure enough, my beard is still invincible! Even the big brothers can't face this kind of gap, they must be clear-cut!"
I know your uncle ...
Regardless of the reason, all in all, this morning of riots has left an unusually deep impression on everyone-especially the bearded image of Tang En, which has become an indelible dark history in the hearts of everyone ...
After having breakfast, Dunn went to see Barod again.
When Barrod saw Tang En again, Tang En stopped him.
"I heard that people on your surface want to leave the Red Grotto and go deeper?"
Tang En flashed with light: "Yesterday you saw Cissa and the man in black?"
"Man in black? You mean the one named Sunnerson? That's right."
Barodd nodded: "They made a request for me to pass there, but I refused."
"why?"
"Because," Barold waved and said, "If you go further, you will soon reach the buffer zone."
"Buffer?"
"Our buffer zone with the Blackrock Horde."
Barod sneered, and said, "Those guys don't communicate as well as we do. They see you appear only to smash your bones severely, tear your flesh and blood, and then take you to Warcraft. "
"Blackrock Tribe?"
Tang En's face was aggressive: "What's that?"
"Haven't I told you? We are the Redstone Tribe."
Barod whispered, "The Blackrock Tribe was once a tribe separated from us."
"once?"
"Yes, because ... they have become polluters now."
"The polluter?"
Tang En noticed a strange term: "Can you explain it?"
"To be honest, I don't really want to talk about this topic."
Barold glanced at Tang En, as if thinking of something. His beard shook slightly. Tang En felt he was laughing, and then he heard him say, "But you have proven your sincerity, so I have decided I accept you as my friends, so I can briefly tell you ... by the way, I'll make a request for help. "
Downe nodded, and Barrod began to explain what the polluters were all about.
Unlike the surface world, perhaps because most areas are soil and rocks, the chaos gate cannot be polluted after opening there, so it will be closed soon. Therefore, the probability of the underground world being invaded by chaos is very small, but Even so, occasionally there will be a door of chaos in some caves, just leaking a little chaos breath will pollute various living things nearby.
Neither Warcraft nor the dwarf underground can escape this pollution.
The polluters are the underground dwarfs polluted by chaos. They may have been kind, but after being polluted by chaos, they have fallen into madness, and they will tear up all the targets in front of them, whether those people are friends or family.
However, the underground dwarves who still have a sense of reason cannot shoot at the polluters. In their eyes, these polluters are not guilty. They are just unlucky, so they are polluted.
Therefore, the dwarves in the ground have long since expelled the polluters, exiled them to the depths of the earth, where no light crystals existed.
Later, the polluters fumbled for their instincts, and then attacked the Blackrock Tribe.
Their madness spread like a plague. The entire Blackrock Tribe was caught off guard and completely captured. Then the Blackrock Tribe was reduced to the world of polluters.
The team of the polluters has grown further. They have madly attacked the surrounding Warcraft, the dwarves of the Redstone Horde, and the innocent dark elves passing by. Therefore, the relationship between the unknown dark elves and the Redstone tribe has dropped below the freezing point. Sometimes friction.
This is also one of the main reasons for the conflict between the dark elves and the underground dwarves. Although it has been known for a long time, it is due to chaos pollution, but the hostility that has been formed has been difficult to eliminate, which makes the living environment very bad. The leaders of the two races have even more headaches.