Chapter 196: Fifty dramas

Because of the related work, many coffin employees also have pets in their lives, living with animals, or some people who are originally fond of animals, will seek employment in such units.
Under the eyes of so many colleagues, Xiaosu recently wanted to raise pets, but she did not consider what to raise, and went to find Duan Jiaze to discuss her ideas.
Duan Jiaze is listening to the drama of his parrot sons. The netizens' suggestions have made him a bit curious. Can it really be imitated?
Anyway, just play the video, it doesn't affect anything.
Hearing Xiaosu said that he wanted to raise a pet, Duan Jiaze said: "This is still thinking, the four kings seem to be looking at the eyes of the dog in the village. When the has a baby, you can take one back. If you can't wait, Let the sky take you to find out if you have been abandoned?"
"If the dog is, it still has to be awkward, I don't have that physical strength." Xiaosu even waved his hand.
Duan Jiaze thought for a moment: "Cat?"
Xiaosu awkwardly said: "Is there a special...".
Duan Jiaze laughed: "You are very scary, it seems that you have to protect animals. Otherwise you can transfer to the front line to be a frontline breeder.
Xiaosu: "..."
At this time, the five-necked cockatoo next to it was stretched out and opened.
Xiao Su was late to know that Duan Jiaze also listened to them for half an hour. This five-year-old parrot has learned very quickly, and it is not a dry singer.
Because I didn't know the teamwork, it imitated the door, and then the wings opened and sang and sang: "The sound of the golden drum rang the sound of the corner, evoking me to break the sky, and I want to be the peach blossom." Prestige, the blood of the enemy splashes the pomegranate skirt -"
Duan Jiaze looked at the past, just wanted to surprise and learn so quickly, and some strange how it moves so much. He suddenly remembered something and pulled the video progress to the parrot school.
Sure enough, this guy is learning the movements of others, but it has two wings, and the wings are turned upside down for a while, and a wing flicks and waves, and the head swayed.
There are so many plays, there are so many plays, and even the movements are learned. After raising the parrot for a long time, Duan Jiaze also had a profound experience. This kind of bird is a natural play, and it is also very expressive. I always feel that it is somewhat faint like a gentleman...
Xiaosu is a slap in the face. "Hey, I am stupid. This is not what it is."
"Do you want to raise a parrot? The vast majority are illegal." Duan Jiaze said that the sons of his parrots were not because they were illegally farmed and then collected.
"There are a few legal ones, and I didn't think about raising such a large parrot." Xiaosu feels quite right, there is not much space, and there are ready-made experts to ask.
Xiaosu went to pick a cockatoo, which has a more familiar name: the cockatiel, the orange-red "red blush" on the cheek, and the pale yellow crest on the top of the head.
However, Xiaosu did not know much about it. He bought it and learned that not every parrot has a strong ability to speak. The cockatiel is a relatively quiet bird, and its speaking ability is not very strong. There are few words.
The bird like Xiao Su, when she saw it, it was imitating the sound of music. The boss also said that it would speak. Xiaosu felt that he would bring it back. But after taking home, I found out how to tease and not talk.
"Fortunately... the viewing is still very strong." Xiaosu comforted herself, she was originally brought to see the appropriate appearance.
Duan Jiaze also went to look at it, the boss also sent some feed, he changed the small Su into vegetables and fruits.
Xiaosu Haoyu has been in the zoo for so long. As she sees it every day, the parrots in the garden are all eating fruits and vegetables. Even if Duan Jiaze does not say, she has to change food.
Generally, the parrot will change from the feed to the fruit and vegetable, and there will be a period of adaptation, but this Xuanfeng will soon accept it, mainly... really delicious!
Xiaosu also took Xuanfeng out for a moment and introduced everyone to his new partner. "Today, there are people who have pets!"
The parrot can live for decades, and Xuanfeng can live for twenty or thirty years. Xiaosu also specially bought equipment and asked how to arrange the richness at home.
There are also colleagues who raise parrots, and exchanged with Susu: "Xuanfeng is not talking much, but you can take it with other birds to see if there will be improvement. Like the bird of the garden, it can be amazing. Maybe you can learn some."
"Uh-huh." Xiao Suton paused. "Hey, I’m afraid that I didn’t learn anything else. I came back and said to me every day, 'Huasheng Pingjia Water.’"
Colleagues laughed loudly, and as a coffin employee, they certainly knew the stalk.
Some of the dispatched animals also saw the birds of Xiaosu. Xiaoqing touched the Xuanfeng very friendly and scared Xuanfeng.
"Do you have a name?" Su asked.
Xiaosu: "Think better, call Xiaofeng."
Su couldn't help but look back at the Zhuque God.
Lingguang: "........."
Lingguang looked at the two parrots with funny red faces on his face. It was incredible: "Little Phoenix? Is it like a little phoenix?"
The Terran saw the gorgeous feathers of the peacocks and said that they were phoenixes. After all, the peacocks really have the blood of the phoenix. However, how can you squint and say the words, the bird and the phoenix will not touch the top.

Ah?
Xiaosu was a bit stunned.
It’s not like it, but its variety is ‘Bengque.’
Lingguang emphasized: "Phoenix is ​​the king of birds! Do you think it is the king of birds? Is there such a thing?"
Xiaosu was dumbfounded. "Ling Ge, the name is not so strict. You seem to be a bit more real. Then we still have a roaring day in the garden, and it has never eaten the moon!"
Everyone: "........."
The look of Lingguang is a bit complicated, and it looks like a word.
Xiaosu looked at him like that, and didn't think much about it. He took the bird away.
......
Before bringing the parrot to the garden, Xiaosu also went to the place where the good people gathered together with the same bird-raising colleagues. Many old men have raised birds, but after the birds of the small Soviet Union communicated with their birds, they did not say much, but they learned more about the dance of the square dance.
Some people asked Xiao Su about their unit. Xiao Suyi said that it was a Lingbi Zoo. The grandfather said with amazement: "The coffin, then your bird must be a cow?"
How can they not know about these bird lovers? The coffin can not be better, and even the budgies can linger.
When the uncles heard that Xiaosu was a coffin, they all came around and wanted to hear what her bird said.
Xiaosu is very embarrassed: "Oh... our little Phoenix hasn't learned much yet."
"It's almost a bird, but Xuanfeng is not talking, I have raised it, and it is said one word at a time." A grandfather shook his head and said.
I didn’t learn it, but I was watched by the little ones and looked at me with disappointment. Although Xiaosu does not aim at what Xiaofeng learns, it is a bit embarrassing.
After returning, Xiaosu took the bird and went to find Duan Jiaze. It was only after a long time that these parrots had already learned the "Mu Guiying".
It is a bit confusing, the division of labor is not very good, and it is easy to rob the play. They seem to be able to distinguish who is the protagonist. When Mu Guiying sang, three or five rushed out together and fighted.
Especially if there are no outsiders, they are even more unscrupulous.
After squeezing the protagonist again, the crimson macaw parrot opened the sunflower parrot and shouted aloud: "You don't look at what color Mu Guiying is wearing. Do you understand red?! Look at you. That filial robes, you can’t be angry!

The sunflower parrot looked at the white feathers on his body and walked back to the back.
Duan Jiaze: "........."
Scenes like this are not a few, and every scene is very much.
After Xiaosu came with a little phoenix, he was surrounded by parrots. Duan Jiaze, the son of fifty parrots, is basically a large parrot, with a macaw parrot as the most, while the cockatiel is a medium parrot.
Dozens of parrots gathered around the little phoenix and stared at it.
Xiao Sugang took the little phoenix out on the perch, and it was a bit strange at the moment. "They won't play the little phoenix?"
"No, they usually only quarrel, do not fight." Duan Jiaze just finished, the sunflower parrot vengeously smashed the red macaw from the back, blush standing on the table, almost a dog □ □.
Xiaosu: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "...very few fights."
The sunflower parrot stared at the little phoenix for a long time. It felt that this guy looked like himself, but there were no two reds on his face.
"They seem to be still familiar..." Xiaosu looked at him for a long time and said, "Know it, I will get back to life once."
The parrots are a little cautious about this new little friend, looking at it, watching it, and not getting started.
After Xiao Sugang finished, she brought it back for so long, the boss claimed to speak, but the little phoenix that had never been open, was not a cold mouth: "Stupid x!"
Xiao Su stayed for a while, and almost did not respond to this sentence is said by Xiao Feng.
Duan Jiaze also surprised his eyes and said that the two words just now are really correct. He even heard a little Donghai dialect accent...
Fifty parrots were ignited, exploding from the quiet moment, and screaming angrily at Little Phoenix.
"You are the second uncle!"
"xx you xx!"
......
Duan Jiaze never knew that his parrot sons would have so many swearing words, and there were foreign languages.
Before that, they were all civilized birds in front of him, because he knew that parrots liked to learn tongues, and every time they saw them saying something bad, they would correct them. You can talk in front of them, or you can pay attention to the program.
It seems that he is also a blinded parent. He is willing to think that his children are particularly embarrassed...
Duan Jiaze even thought of it. When Duan Taige was in the garden, he was not poisonous and did not mention it. Anyway, he had never heard of it, but he went to another zoo and heard that he had passed through its head. It seems that, like his sons, it will be long gone, not revealed in front of him.
A small phoenix word hooked out their hidden side, and the vocabulary exploded. Duan Jiaze even thought that one or two sentences would be gone, but they did not repeat for five minutes, and that fifty of them were together, and they simply smashed the little Phoenix.
At the beginning, the fifty similar ones were very quiet, and they changed in a flash. The little phoenix was completely suppressed and was not scared.
Xiaosu was stunned and didn’t know what to say.
She also brought the parrots over, hoping that the little phoenix and their learning points, now look at it, this learning object... it is better to go to the park to learn the square dance accompaniment!
Xiaosu quickly slammed the scared little phoenix back into the cage. The parrots did not stop, and caught up to catch the cage. Fly in the air and grab the cage with your paws. "Come out, you have the ability to swear, you have the ability to come out!"
"Director, I, I still go back first." Xiaosu ran away, she was afraid that these parrots would be on their own.
"...well, goodbye." Duan Jiaze said goodbye.
When Xiao Su went out, these excited parrots were calmed down, and they pretended to look around at the scenery, that is, they did not look at Duan Jiaze.
Duan Jiaze took a deep breath: "You really are... let me open my eyes!"
parrot:"……"
Duan Jiaze: "With foreign languages ​​too? Asshole??"
With most of their performance, Duan Jiaze really thought that their talents were more elegant.
"Give me a stop." Duan Jiaze said.
They were parked in the office in twos and threes, and one stood on the fish tank. At this moment, they flew to the ground in front of Duan Jiaze and lined up.
Duan Jiaze taught them to line up mainly because it was clear at a glance, knowing whether there were any, ten in a row and five rows.
There are a lot of people in the zoo, and it’s definitely not going to be learned. But with their IQ, I know that this is swearing, and I still learn so much... Duan Jiaze picked up the purple-blue macaw. "You guys and gangsters, I don’t like to say swearing, I don’t usually want to swear. Come here?"
He felt a headache when he thought of the scenes of confrontation with tourists.
Xiao Zi’s body swayed in Duan Jiaze’s hand, and yelled at him from left to right:
... Drink too much.

"What to drink, drink Yangzhi nectar and drink more?" Duan Jiaze picked it up. "It’s still like this, it’s not a role to play. I don’t know how to say it. You see, your older brother said Swearing?"
The parrots were stunned and began to doubt their understanding of human language. That big brother wants to marry, can it be drawn?
"In the future, you must strictly ask yourself, you can't just swear words, especially if you don't gasp for five minutes in a breath...you are really good." Duan Jiaze thinks that there is no rumor that the parrots and tourists are confrontational, must be sure It was transmitted to the Internet, but it can't be relaxed.
Duan Jiaze went online to find an audio for children to learn civilized language, and gave them to listen. "If someone else yells at you, you can't use swearing, especially parrots, like Xiaofeng, it doesn't know what it means." It’s different from you. If there are human beings, do you say that they have no quality? You can’t say it. Who said that the feathers of the 31st are like filial pies?

The parrots bowed their heads and looked like they were wrong.
Being educated by Duan Jiaze, the parrots have paid more attention.
After that, when I started talking, I was a special gentleman. I had a "you", "please", "excuse me" and "thank you".
At the time of the live broadcast, Xiaosu was also on the side. They sang a short paragraph of "Mu Guiying", and after singing, they said, "Trouble you to pour the water."
The netizen who did not know the truth also said that it was polite and more and more gentlemen. Before that, people still had to add water.
Duan Jiaze and Xiao Su are laughing, saying that you have not seen their dirty mouth, this is the evil side is sealed!
Think about the little phoenix, what was scared into it, would have said a "stupid x", after playing that day, "stupid x" did not say.
......
Because Duan Jiaze gave a very inappropriate example: "When did your older brother swear?"
So, when the parrots had a rare meeting with the miracle, they surrounded the big brother to study. Isn’t the big brother really swearing? What is swearing in the language of Emperor Penguin?
They even began to learn the sound of the emperor penguins, trying to ponder the rules.
However, even if IQ is improved, it is still difficult to learn a foreign language. In the end, there was a goose in the house, and I didn’t see anyone who was thinking about it.
And the sound of each emperor penguin is unique, they are just imitation.
The land pressure did not know their purpose, and they ignored it.
When Duan Jiaze entered the door, he heard the sound of the goose screaming. I didn’t know that he came here with a group of emperor penguins and quickly closed the door. "Why, what to learn to call a penguin."
When the little fat man came to see Duan Jiaze, a wing pushed the parrots in front and rushed to the front to enter Duan Jiaze's arms.
Parrots: ... is, big brother is not swearing, big brother directly hands!
After a long period of exercise, Duan Jiaze will not be overwhelmed by miracles. When he sees the miracle rushing over, he lowers his weight and reaches out to the miracle. "Oh my son."
Duan Jiaze took the miraculous wings and pointed to the edge of the bed and said to the land pressure: "Just they are called, how can you stop it, the sound is too big."
The head of the land is not lifted. "No time."
"What do you think, where is the tablet?" In addition to hitting the game and not surfing the Internet, Duan Jiaze squinted his head. At first glance, the land pressure was actually visiting the online mall. He almost spurted blood, "w0 \'ka-i, what do you buy here!"
Duan Jiaze slammed the tablet computer...taken...can’t take it,
.........

The land pressure hand stuck the computer, no effort, in contrast, Duan Jiaze's body should be tilted, he said very naturally: "This is taken from Huang Wei, today he taught me online shopping."
"What is the purchase of the net! Impossible, Huang Hao is crazy, teach you to buy this!" Duan Jiaze also wants to continue to grab the tablet, but it turns out that when Lu Jiang really didn't want him, he couldn't move at all.
The miracle ran to the side of the land pressure. The land pressure also vacated one hand and touched the miraculous head. The tablet was firmly held with one hand. "What?"
Duan Jiaze saw the miracle come over and quickly reached out and covered the pattern. "What's wrong, Huang Qi can't teach you to buy this kind of thing unless he wants to resign."
Compared with Huang Qi's teaching of land pressure and online shopping, the sputum has collapsed because of excessive pressure. Therefore, Duan Jiaze believes that he is retaliating everywhere.
The land pressure slanted along Duan Jiaze: "Do you think that I am stupid, or how advanced are the techniques of your Terran? Huang Wei is a bite toy that I am going to buy for parrots. Is it difficult to beat me?
Duan Jiaze: "........."
When the land pressure was exerted, the tablet was pulled out from Duan Jiaze's hand and he reached out again. Because of the sudden loss of his hand, Duan Jiaze was beaten by him and fell on the bed.
The miracle looked, happy, it also jumped, although not jumping high, the whole trampoline came, Duan Jiaze felt the bed vibrate.
The parrots saw it, it was so fun, they also came in line: "Can we jump up?"
Duan Jiaze: "... come up."
Fifty parrots flew up and then squatted on the bed, a family of three.
Duan Jiaze looked at the tablet computer with Lu Jiang, and Lu Jiang also glanced at him with a smug look. For a long while, he slowly extended his hand and placed it on the tablet.
Land pressure: "Let's go, I will buy it."
"..." Duan Jiaze took a deep breath, and in the curious eyes of his sons, he smacked his face and said, "That trouble you have to buy my computer to buy it. This is the account of Huang Wei, you put your forefoot into The shopping cart will know what he will do. You think about the consequences yourself."
Land pressure: "........."
Duan Jiaze is very reluctant, but he can only hand over his tablet. He feels that the progress of land pressure is really too fast...!
The land pressure was connected to Duan Jiaze's tablet computer, and he skillfully set the computer wallpaper to his own photo (bird form), and then pulled it up. He also has a mobile phone himself, but he is not familiar with the app of the Terran, but it will soon be integrated after Huang Yu taught.
Duan Jiaze watched as he placed the order that he had probably optimistic about before, and did not return the computer to himself after he quit, but opened another app. Duan Jiaze didn't want to close the eyes and watch it, but the pace was too fast. What did the land pressure see on the Internet? What should I do?
Duan Jiaze pressed his hand on the computer and tried to smile: "Brother, sons are hard to get together, don't surf the Internet, come chat."
The land pressure looked strangely at Duan Jiaze: "On the Internet surf?"
Duan Jiaze card a bit, I don't know how to explain this retro network term to Lu Jiang, "...hey, yes, this is our aquarium term. You can say that you are flying online."
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