: Fourteen Questions about Ye Whiteness

1. Name?
Xiao Ye: Ye Hua.
Xiaobai: I heard that your place is quite strict. If there are a few names to say, I don’t know if you say it according to the order of the names or the frequency of use of the names?
Just talk about what other people call you most often.
Xiao Bai: Oh, aunt.
Ping
2. Age?
Xiao Bai: Age? Migu, how old am I this year?
Migu: Aunt Hui, your old man is over 142,738 years old this winter.
Ping...
Xiaoye: She is slightly older than me.
Ping 90,000 years older is slightly "older"? Orz, what I wrote is actually about the love of the grandson...
Xiaoye: Oh? So you actually think Qian Qian looks stupid with the word "po"
Ping me, I was wrong, I never thought she looked like a mother-in-law, I am a mother-in-law from top to bottom from the inside to the outside......
3. What is the gender?
Xiao Ye: Male.
Xiao Bai: Female. (Contemplation) But I was actually a man for a while. Ah, by the way, (turning to Yehua) I don't know which one to listen to. Did you like me when I was a man?
Xiaoye: I don't have this impression anymore.
Xiao Bai: (Melancholic) You are actually a broken sleeve, right?
Xiao Ye: (Looking at Xiao Bai intently, smiling) We can try it tonight, am I broken my sleeve...
Pingna, that. It is better for you to talk about this in private. Readers hate this kind of pornographic topic.
4. What is your personality?
Xiaoye: Very good.
Xiao Bai: I'm pretty good too.
Ping readers will cry...
5. The character of the other party?
Xiaoye: Very good
Xiaobai: The husband I chose is definitely the best.
Ping (incapable of touching the forehead) I said, can you describe it more concretely, understand it better, and be more humane?
Xiaoye: For example?
Ping (move over), for example, is gentle, considerate, mature, generous, loyal and so on.
Xiao Bai: ("Pop", the fan is closed) Yehua is the best in every aspect of what you said.
Xiaoye: (Hands on Xiaobai's hair) So do you!
Ping...you two...is it funny...?
6. When did the two people meet? where is it?
Xiaobai: When I was a vegetarian, my thatched shed was in front of the Junji Mountain in the Eastern Wilderness.
Xiaoye: Three hundred and five years ago, on the fourth day of August.
Pingmo, Your Royal Highness, you really pick the point when you speak.
7. Your first impression of the other party?
Xiaoye: I seem to have seen it somewhere.
Xiao Bai: It's all blood...
Ping, I'm sorry, please interrupt. Aunt, you don't have any impression other than blood. For example, although the whole body is blood, His Royal Highness is still beautiful and beautiful in the wind.
Xiaobai: (Immersed in memory) At that time, God didn't have much knowledge, except for myself, I saw him who looked like a human being, and I still couldn't understand what Yushu was handsome and beautiful.
Your Royal Highness Ping, my aunt and her old man fell in love with you not because you are a beautiful man, do you feel very relieved...
Xiao Ye: (Continues to play with Xiao Bai's hair, smiles softly at Xiao Bai) What about now?
Xiao Bai: (Without hesitation) You are naturally the best looking male immortal in the sky.
Xiao Ye: (Turning his head around, I am very pleased, for example.
Ping...
8. What do you like about each other?
Xiaoye: All.
Xiao Bai: (Raising her head sharply and looking at Xiao Ye, her face suddenly turns red, and she lowers her head again) Actually, I am not that good...
Xiaoye: You are good everywhere. (Head down until Xiao Bai's ears burst in a low voice) Even if you think something is bad, in my eyes, it is the best.
Xiao Bai: (The roots of the ears are blushing, the same whisper) It's been a long time since I heard you talk about love, so a lot of people are embarrassed, you tell me somehow, let me be prepared.
Ping...Aunty, are you hiding your shyness...
9. What do you hate each other?
Xiaoye: No.
Xiao Bai: Me neither.
Pingmo, are you currently in the honeymoon period? Readers like to see you being awkward and entangled, you are so sticky, why do readers feel embarrassed ah ah ah ah ah-
Xiao Bai: (Hands the Kunlun fan) Oh? Which one wants to watch us struggle?
Ping, ha ha ha, no one, no one wants to see you tangled up, everyone likes to see you so sticky, aunt, aunt, can you put that fan away?
10. Do you think you have a good relationship with each other?
Xiaoye: Good.
Whether the opponent is a woman or a man, is his personality good?
Xiaoye: Oh, where is my sword?
His Royal Highness Prince Ping, I am wrong bird 55555555...
11. How do you call the other person?
Xiaoye: Shallow
Xiao Bai: Ye Hua
12. How do you want to be called by the other party?
Xiaoye: Everything is up to her, but if, uh, forget it.
Xiao Bai: It's good to be shallow.
Your Royal Highness Ping, actually you want to say, if you can be called your husband by your aunt once in a while, right?
Xiao Ye: (covering the corner of his mouth and coughing)
Xiaobai: (Contemplation) Oh, so you want me to call you husband once in a while, but this occasionally, when should it be appropriate? (Continue to ponder)
Pingbiao is pondering, he must hope you are calling him like this
Xiao Ye: (slightly smiles) Xiao Qi, you are so smart. You are so smart. It's a pity to be a mortal. Do you want to be promoted?
Pingtai, Your Royal Highness, I am wrong again 5555555555...
Xiao Bai: (The ears are red)
13. If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think of the other person?
Xiaoye: Nine-tailed white fox!
Xiao Bai: Black Dragon!
Ping uh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you were originally animals
14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, will you give it?
Xiaoye: As long as I have it, as long as she wants it.
Xiao Bai: Well, give him another child?
Xiao Ye: (Silent for a while, picking up Xiao Bai) Let's do this for the time being, we still have something to do today, and we will do it tomorrow.
Ping (pulls Xiaoye’s trousers) You can’t go, Your Royal Highness, ah, ah, the upper part only gave me a day’s time, I will hand in the paper tomorrow ah ah ah, if you don’t finish the question today, I want it tomorrow Who was scolded to death?
Xiaoye: Oh, do you have to submit it tomorrow? It seems we won't use it tomorrow.
Ping (pointing with tears and grief and indignation) Your Royal Highness, you, 75 of you!
So, because His Royal Highness and aunt went back to do important things... This originally designed 50-question bird died halfway through , children's shoes, for nothing.