: Day 10: League "Hero" Oscar

Oscar Flash Diamond.
This dwarf adventurer has yet to discover his upcoming mission, and his countless feats in the future.
He is still a bad adventurer.
But Oscar is very optimistic. He firmly believes that he is different and that he can do it if he wants to do it.
Now that Oscar is escaping, he urges his black goat to run quickly towards the north.
Not because he bumped the noble carriage at the gate of Stormwind, but the Lord God of the Alliance called to see him! Now the Crusaders of Truth are looking for him everywhere in the Alliance!
Horse riding! Isn't that disrespectful to the windrunner chick Sylvanas? As for catching Lao Tzu! Why is this Titan so stingy! Oscar thought uneasily.

"Run? What is he running? I just want to see this dwarf who has been misunderstood as a member of the evil organization. What does he run? I will not kill him!"
Stormwind stronghold, the king was in the hall.
Hu Hufeng looked at the son of the night who looked down and reported with a strange look.
估计 "Presumably he thought you wanted to punish him, after all, he said that Sylvanas couldn't marry." Aurelia smiled, covering her mouth.
"That dwarf! You still bail him! Let him rot in jail!" Queen Greek angered the crown angrily, and had great grudges against Oscar's marriage.
"An adventurer, how do you compare with him, let alone I feel he is not bad." Aurelia launched good talents.
A sneeze! Sneeze!
Hu Feng suddenly sneezed two times.
Who is scolding me?
He touched his nose, and Hu Feng thought strangely.

Oscar, who is not bad, has now entered the Arathi Highlands. He decides to kill a few orcs, and then takes his head to the northern kingdom to receive the bounty.
激 The rapids of Arathi Highlands are being attacked by the Orc's Thunder King clan. This offensive and defensive tug of war has been going on for a long time, and still no progress.
卡 Oscar lay in the grass, staring at an orc soldier squatting and diarrhea not far away, with a starving wolf-like light bursting out of his eyes. . .
兽 The orc seemed to be eating something dirty, his mouth moaned in pain, and his stomach murmured.
"The sly alliance dog ... eh ..." The orc said to himself before he finished speaking, and another burst of voice came from the chrysanthemum. "Cunning Alliance Dog ... The Horde gives you Goron Giant, you give the Horde bad food! Curse you !!!"
The sorrowful roar of the Orc went on for a long time on this vast Arathi Plateau. . .
At this moment, the orc suddenly saw a strange black shadow appearing on the ground. This black shadow was extremely small and seemed to be holding a long one. . . .
bump! !! !!
The Orc's head was scooped with a large wooden hammer, and the ground was red and white.
The Orc's body shook for a few moments, and then crashed down on his still hot excrement, falling on the hot soil he had fought for.
Oscar put away his "indestructible" big wooden hammer, took out a chopper-like iron, and began to saw the orc's head happily.
Bullock, the patriarch of the King Lei Clan, has a headache recently, and his fighters have recently encountered a perverted killer! This mysterious ambusher did not have the slightest sense of honor, he specifically challenged the soldiers to launch a deadly attack when they went to the toilet. According to the clues at the scene of the crime, the killer used a blunt weapon, which should be a warhammer. The head was then sawed off with a very sharp tool.
Brocks is angry! Is the humanity of the northern kingdom so treacherous! Don't they understand what a glorious battle is!
There are also alliances in the south, these deceitful alliance dogs! The food given is a moldy black heart food! This alone will endure, and the orcs are not insurmountable.
But! but!
What do you mean by brushing the moldy and discolored grain with white paint? Really orcs are fools, can't even see the white paint poisoned rice and normal rice! Can't see it and can't eat it!
However, the attack is still going on. This mysterious killer is haunted by ghosts, and seems to have no target, just to kill for killing.
十几 A dozen orc warriors have fallen on their excrement with sorrow, and their heads have been cut off.
Brocks sent a large number of scouts, ordering them to closely monitor and search for the attacker while the soldiers shit.
Finally, kung fu pays off. A dozen scouts watched an orc shit, and finally found a dwarf hiding in the grass! The dwarf had a large wooden hammer in his hand, a rusty kitchen knife on his waist, and an orc skull with a basket behind him.
Turned out to be a dwarf! Damn Alliance Dog! Cunning Alliance Dog! There was a truce in his mouth, and such a sinister and shameless thing was done in the back! The orcs again thought of the poisoned rice and poisoned flour of the alliance, and they became even more angry.
Oscar was about to rush to the death of the orc at this moment. Suddenly he felt an extreme danger. The palpitation made him tremble. The dwarf believed so much in his instincts that he quickly gave up his goal and crawled quickly in the opposite direction.
At this time, the orc scouts found that the dwarf was about to run, so they no longer hid, and rushed out of the hidden place, yelling at the dwarf.
Oscar saw the rough arrow of the orc shot at him, UU read a book www.uukanshu.com screamed, and got up and ran. Don't look at the short legs of the dwarf, but they are not slow at all.
His black goat was placed behind a large stone not far away, and the dwarf rushed forward, turned the sheep quickly, and immediately urged the goat to run away at the fastest speed. Because the orc scouts didn't come to ride the wolf in order to hide, they could only watch as the dwarf dwarf ran further and further on the goat. The orc's head in the basket behind him fell back because of bumps, and dropped out one or two. . .
"My gold coin!" Oscar yelled unwillingly, looking back at the rolling orc head.
Although the dwarf was greedy for money, he did not lose his mind. He only glanced at the rolling head and continued to pat the sheep forward.
布 When Brocks learned that the attacker had run away and was a dwarf, he hammered the table in front of him severely, and the latter cracked.
发 "Send a message to Chief Orgrim, this alliance must do this shameful behavior ... Well ... condemn them!"

The alliance looked awkward.
King Ryan yelled and blasted the messengers of the Horde out.
"This group of stupid tribal pigs! How could the Alliance do this ... Such a shameful thing is coming! A sneak attack on an orc soldier who is going to the toilet? Are your brains crazy? Listen to what you are saying !? "
"How do I feel ... a little familiar?" Queen Greek frowned, thinking hard.
Aurelia nodded. "Where do you always feel and when did you feel it?"
Hu Hufeng touched his chin with a strange look.
"The tribe shouldn't make up such strange reasons to lie ... After all this kind of thing ... It's too shameful."