: Section 8: Dwarf's Fury and Crazy Assault
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Titan Tour of Azeroth
- Lazy Old Hu
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- 2021-03-01 07:09:06
Oscar flash drill.
This dwarf adventurer from Ironforge has not yet discovered his upcoming great mission and his countless feats in the future.
He is still a mixed, low-level adventurer.
But Oscar is very optimistic. He firmly believes that he is different. He firmly believes that he can do it if he wants to do it. No one can stop him, no one can make him afraid!
Oh, now he is running away, urging his black goat to run towards the north quickly.
Not because of the collision of an unknown noble wagon at the gate of Stormwind City, but that the Titan deity of the Alliance named him to see him, and now the Alliance army is looking for him everywhere in the territory.
Horse riding. . . Isn't that a disrespectful speech to that windrunner chick Sylvanas? As for catching Lao Tzu, why is this Titan deity so stingy, like a lady.
No, I have to run!
So, the Oscar who made the decision was not ink, and immediately ran all the way on his own goat, desperately gone.
"Running? What did he run? I just wanted to see this dwarf who was mistaken as a member of the evil organization. What did he run? I won't kill him again!"
Storm Fortress, King's Hall.
Boss Hu looked at the captain of the soldier who was bowing his head and reported, his face puzzled.
"It is estimated that he thought you wanted to punish him. After all, he said that Sylvanas was grumpy and would definitely not marry." Aurelia said with a smile covering her mouth.
"That died short, you still bail him, and let him rotten in prison." Queen Greek was very upset and had great resentment about Oscar's inability to marry.
"It's just an adventurer, how hard are you compared to him, not to mention that I don't think his essence is actually bad, it's not intentional." Aurelia launched her good talent skills.
Sneeze! Sneeze!
Boss Hu suddenly sneezed two times.
Who is scolding me?
Touching his nose, boss Hu thought strangely.
Oscar, which is not bad in nature, has entered the Arathi Highlands at this moment, he decided to kill a few orcs, and then took his head to the northern kingdom to claim the bounty.
The Torrent of Arathi Highlands is being attacked by the Thunder King clan of the Orc Horde at the moment. This tug of war has continued for a long time, and there is still no progress.
Oscar was lying in the grass, staring at an orc soldier who was crouching and diarrhea not far ahead, and a fierce light erupted in his eyes. . .
The orc brother seemed to have eaten something bad, moaning painfully in his mouth, and grunts in his stomach.
"Cunning alliance dog ... um ..." The orc brother's self-talk was not finished yet, and there was another rushing sound from the chrysanthemum.
"Cunning Alliance Dog ... The Horde gives you the Goron Giant, you give the Horde bad food, and curse you!"
The sad roar of the orc elder hasn't dispersed on this vast Arathi Plateau. . .
"Ok...?"
At this moment, the orc suddenly saw a strange black shadow appearing on the ground in front of him. This black shadow was extremely short, and seemed to hold a long one. . . .
boom!
The orc's head was scooped by a big wooden hammer, and the ground was red and white.
His strong body shook a few times, then collapsed onto his still hot excrement, and fell on this hot spot he had fought for.
Oscar put away his "indestructible" big wooden hammer, then took out a rusty iron like a kitchen knife, and began to saw the orc's head happily.
Bloks, the patriarch of the Thunder King clan, has recently had a headache. The soldiers under his own have recently encountered a perverted killer. This mysterious perverted ambush has no trace of honor. He specifically challenges the men to launch deadly attacks when they go to the toilet.
And according to the clues of the crime scene, the murderer used a blunt device, which should be a warhammer, and then saw the head down with a very unsharp sharp tool to take it away.
Brocks is furious. Is the humans of the northern kingdom so treacherous! Do n’t they understand what a glorious battle is!
And the Southern Alliance, the cunning alliance dogs! The food they provide is moldy spoiled black heart food!
This alone will endure, and the orcs are not insurmountable.
but! but!
What do you mean by brushing these moldy and discolored grains with white paint?
Really, when our orcs are fools, we can't tell the difference between whitewashed poisonous rice and normal rice!
Can't you see it yet?
To be honest, the shameless attack is still going on. The killer is haunted. It seems that there is no predetermined target, and it is simply killed to kill.
More than a dozen orc warriors have succumbed to their excrement and have their heads cut off.
Brocks sent a large number of scouts and ordered them to closely monitor and search for the attacker as the soldiers puffed and puffed.
In the end, Kung Fu paid off. When a dozen scouts secretly watched a compatriot Orc plopping, he finally found a dwarf hiding in the grass. The dwarf was holding a big wooden hammer in his hand and his waist was pinned. A rusty kitchen knife with a basket of orc heads behind him.
It turned out to be a dwarf! Damn Union Dog! Cunning Union Dog!
There was a truce in his mouth, and he did something insidious and shameless in his back!
The orc buddies suddenly thought of the unscrupulous black heart poison rice and poison flour provided by the alliance, so they were even more angry.
Oscar just wanted to rush up to kill the orc. Suddenly he felt an extreme danger. The feeling of palpitations made him tremble violently. The dwarf believed his intuition very much, so he quickly gave up his goal and quickly moved towards Crawl in the direction.
At this time, the orc scouts also realized that the dead dwarf was going to run, so they no longer hid, and rushed out of the hidden place, roaring towards the dwarf.
Oscar saw that the orc's rough arrows were shooting at him, and immediately yelled, and got up and ran, not to mention the dwarf's short legs, but it was not slow at all.
His black goat was placed behind a large stone not far away. The dwarf rushed over and turned his sheep quickly, and immediately urged the goat to flee wildly at the fastest speed.
Because the orc scouts are not for their own concealment, there is no riding wolf. , Also dropped one or two. . .
"My gold coin!" Oscar looked back at the rolling orc head and shouted unwillingly.
Although the dwarf was greedy for money, he did not lose his mind. He just glanced at the rolling head and continued to pat the sheep.
After learning that the attacker had run away and was still a dwarf, Brocks hammered the table in front of him, and the latter cracked.
"Send a message to Chief Orgrim that the Alliance must do such a shameless act, it must be ... well ... condemn them!"
The league is ignorant of this.
King Lane roared and threw out the messenger of the tribe.
"You stupid tribal pigs! How could the Alliance do this ... this kind of shameless thing came out! Sneak attack on the orc soldiers going to the toilet? Are your brains crazy, listen to what you said What is it! "
"How do I feel ... some kind of familiar feeling?" Queen Xi frowned, thinking hard.
Boss Hu touched his chin, also a strange look.
"The tribe should not have prepared such a strange reason to lie ... After all, this kind of thing ... It's too embarrassing ..."