: Festival 77: Oscar's Wedding (Part 1)

Let us be a dashing accompaniment, and share the prosperity of the world with wine and song. . . Cough, this is the eastern plague in the northern part of the mainland of the eastern kingdom of Azeroth, Stratholme City.
The recent chaotic world of Azeroth is not lacking in big news. The forces of all camps in the world are rushing to deal with the messy things within themselves.
But there was a big news biased towards gossip, which immediately attracted a lot of attention.
The king of adventurers, the world-famous death knight of Azeroth, the former high-ranking Scourge Legion dismounts the corrupt officials, the current scoop of the Scarlet Undead Legion, and the Oscar flash drill of the Fatty Lord, he is getting married!
The bride is the fat worm first. . . Cough, the bride is the silver priest Paltrice.
Damn it! Do n’t make sense! Thousands of lovelorn dead fat men's hearts are fragmented at this moment. This undead dead dwarf has been outside for so long, but now he wants to live in peace?
Oscar, the dwarf brother of flash drill, he is also a small public figure in the world of Azeroth.
Everyone knows him when he goes to Titan Lord Zorodar and down to Stormwind City.
Coupled with his prestige in the adventurer community, and after he occupied Stratholme City, he became a vassal force.
So all in all, the Oscar wedding is also a high-end party, and many people are crowded and want to get an invitation for this private banquet.
All black markets around the world have started auctioning invitations to the Fatty Lord Lord's wedding party. Now the price of an invitation is almost fired down to a thousand gold coins, which is a black batch.
Of course, in fact, everyone can go to Stratholme City to participate in this wedding celebration, but if there is no invitation, it will not be allowed to enter the Oscar's joy castle to attend the small high-end banquet of the internal nature.
But now there is also rumored news that the banquet invitations sold on the black market were actually secretly released by Oscar himself and wanted to take this opportunity to make a fortune.
But this is not the point, the point is that everyone heard that Titan Lord Sarodar will also be present to attend the wedding, so this is lively.
If you get an invitation, you might be lucky enough to mix your face with Titan Divine Venerable. Isn't that beautiful?
However, there are some social elders who are not well-intentioned in their intentions to participate in the celebration. They have a feast and an old feud with the dead dwarf Oscar flash drill, so they want to smash the scene in the past.
For example, this one, the black market auctioneer just felt a trance and trembling, and then he passed the invitation in hand involuntarily, like a puppet puppet.
The black-haired and black-eyed middle-aged human handsome uncle took the invitation and glanced at the human auctioneer with a gaze looking down at the ants. He decided not to eat him and turned and strode away.
The auctioneer, who had come back, shouted immediately, and a group of black market bodyguards rushed in outside the hall, wanting to give a hard lesson to the master of the king.
So sometimes, a momentary misstep does n’t mean it ’s just the dust, but the hatred forever.
A moment later, the black market on a hidden hillside outside Stormwind City ignited a huge fire, and the winged king changed back to the shape of an armored dragon, fluttering his wings a few times, and roared loudly and toward The distance flew away.
"Asshole! You come back to me! Your crazy dragon dares to set fire to the mountain! Lose money! Now immediately! Otherwise we will go to the Titan Lord to complain about your criminal atrocities!"
Ok. . . Set fire to the mountain and sit on the bottom of the prison. A large group of Griffon cavalry chased the Winged King without letting go. At the same time, he held the arcane loudspeaker loudly in his hand and played the roar of justice of the Grand Duke of Beval.
Then, immediately over the storm city staged a big show chased by the police.
More and more Griffon cavalry jumped into the air and joined the ranks of the surrounding wings of death.
In the city below, the busy citizens on the streets looked up a few times, then shrugged. Why should they go?
What's wrong with Deathwing? Make the Duke of Berval so angry.
In the end, the annoying Wing King still changed his human form and paid a fine to Stormwind Fortress.
Ok. . . Now it is a harmonious society with a legal system. If we talk about civilization and create a new trend, even if you are the wing of death, you ca n’t set fire to kill without permission!
"Come, sign it, then press a fingerprint, a fine of 10,000 gold coins, pay off in one go."
The City Security Officer handed a written document to the Wing King, and the Duke of Beval stood staring at the impatient Death Wing with a fierce look.
"I'm in a good mood today. You are lucky, ants."
While the winged monarch was ruthlessly signing his own name: Wings of Death.
Ok. . . To put it bluntly, the Wing King is still very afraid of being complained to the Titan. If some handle falls into the hands of the old rogue Sarodal, his hard-earned property and scientific research results will have to be separated from death. skin.
Titan Sarodar's awesome second-party robbery, half of the style of meeting can not be changed.
After signing the documents and paying the fine, the Duke of Beval immediately put on a friendly smile, and the treasury made a fortune, which made the kingdom model very happy.
"Okay, take it and file it, Mr. Deathwing. Now you can leave at any time. Welcome to come again next time. Stormwind City will serve you wholeheartedly ... Ah, yes, there is another thing, you take this Hesso Bank's bank card sub-card, next time you destroy any public or private property in the Kingdom of Stormwind, you can transfer directly to this sub-card, so you don't have to run into trouble, right. "
"roll."
The Wing King turned and strode out.
He decided to spread all his anger on the Oscar dwarf bug.
Kalimdor mainland, Yongye Palace.
Oscar is tumbling.
"Master God! You save me! You can't see death and don't save! The new pantheon is on, you can give me a ban. The crazy dragon that prohibits the wings of death must not be close to me within ten meters. it is good!"
Boss Hu didn't seem to listen to the dwarf's complaints carefully, dragging his cheeks, looking at the new dark night wall reconstruction drawings spread out on the table in front of him, calculating how much it would cost this time.
"Oh ... you're afraid of a fart, he won't kill you again, at most you will be beaten a few times, a big man, are you afraid of being beaten?"
"How many times do you beat me? Lightly? Lord Goddess, you can't use your physique as a reference! Lightly beaten by the wings of death, I will finish the calf!"
In the end Oscar still failed to get Titan's oracle ban and left miserably.
It seems that the world suddenly learned to follow suit overnight, and boss Hu received an invitation not long after.
Rijing's man is officially married to Anweina, the incarnation of Taiyangi.
"What are the recent days? Why are you getting married one by one?"
Okay, Kaizi is still quite face-saving, not crowded with Oscar's wedding, but closely followed, avoiding the problem of competing for guests.
The thought of rushing for two consecutive times, boss Hu immediately lazy cancer attack, a headache.
But let's not mention how the outsiders like boss Hu responded. The living quarters of Stratholme City can now be said to be flamboyant.
What do you expect from that gloomy undead area? Www.EbookFREE.me ~ That's too much thought.
A cart of spirits and ingredients were transported into Stratholme, and the heavy traffic made the city seem to recover some of its former prosperity.
Of course, such a good thing to make money is naturally impossible for outsiders, and all the spirits and ingredients are shipped from the adventurer's house in Ironforge.
This made Oscar's younger brother, Durin Sparkling, almost swept away. Sure enough, it was still his own brother. What good thing first thought of himself.
Countless adventurers are coming from all over the world to gather together.
For this wedding banquet, all adventurers are free of charge, and spirits are not limited, which makes Oscar's reputation once again dramatically increased.
And most importantly, Oscar will also hold an experience lecture and commentary at the celebration banquet to help those adventurers at the bottom go further.
So for this fat lord who is well-developed but still does not forget the book, the adventurers have to rush over and take the place.