Vol 2 Chapter 719: : Goblin society
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Titan Tour of Azeroth
- Lazy Old Hu
- 1244 characters
- 2021-03-01 07:13:38
Heisuo Caichai does not care about the ongoing thinking and reflection of the pandaren and the national justice of the national movement.
You guys are tired and unhappy in your life. Every day you have a stern face and a look of bitterness and hatred. You do n’t love to whisper to you.
Well, the goblins now only care how much money they have made.
Titan is on top, the new market of Pandaria mainland, the scale is simply crazy!
That is because free trade is strictly prohibited, otherwise, with the bottomless and immoral character of this group of goblins, the business will be properly done to the Mogu tribe, even the mantis demon, which is useless. Thinking things.
"Only if you sell weapons to the enemy of your own country, then you are a qualified arms dealer."
Well, look at the well-known sayings of the goblins, you will understand more how they will do, not to mention the Shaohao Dynasty which has nothing to do with themselves.
However, they did not dare to disobey the Titan ’s ban, nor the rules of the game of the old and powerful rogue clubs, so even the Mantis and Mogu, even if this business cannot be done, the cost is too high.
But, while other goblin consortiums have not noticed this new market, Heisuo Chaebol is now desperately trying to get breast-feeding and is frantically carrying out the promotion and promotion of the whole continent to fight for the emergence of Competitors have sold more products before.
At present, every TV channel in the mainland of Pandaria will broadcast an advertisement for goblin products at the end of the program, or directly promote a product in the program.
Advertisement placement, this is the shameless trick Hesso learned from the old Titan rogue Sarodal.
This unpredictable brainwashing propaganda affects every audience in a subtle way. Although it is very annoying every time it is watched, it is also a kind of alternative impression. Let them mention a certain aspect in their lives. I will involuntarily think of the corresponding products of goblins.
This is a war of capital. This is a victory without smoke. Human rights and respect are more severely trampled in this invisible war. At least the real weapon of the hot weapon war. If you surrender, you might not kill. You are, and TV commercials are simply obsessive.
Hesso remembered this idea deeply in his mind, and engraved it on the base of the monument in the central square of Hesso City, the floating island of Kalimdor mainland 3.
Oh, this monument is a long story, this thing is that when the expedition to the outer world and the battle of the void, the super super super super super big bomb "Little Fat Pier" created by the goblins was also by the Titan The emperor called the big bomb with Azeroth's characteristic nuclear bomb.
People around the world are also convinced of the crazy nature of the goblin race, yes, yes, you are the oldest, and we can't compare to it.
Their kind of neurotic disposition that doesn't blow everyone up into the sky and makes them uncomfortable and never give up is simply killing them.
The errors of the engineering products of the gnomes generally have the opposite consequences. For example, the world amplifier, if you make a mistake, once you use it on a sensitive part of yourself, you will be pleasantly surprised to find that it becomes bigger. . . Keke.
But the engineering products of the goblins no matter what their purpose is, as long as it is a mistake, the only consequence is an explosion.
This is a bit of a straw, you said that you may explode when you make a mechanical goggles, and this is also wearing a grandmother!
Well, to be honest, the super bomb that was originally intended to be used to explode the Void Majesty did not finally come in handy, but it ca n’t be wasted.
With the stupid character of asking for money, the goblin profiteers of the Hesso chaebol took the super bomb from the cursed land back to the Kalimdor mainland, and finally pulled it back to the black rope city on the floating island No. 3. And then they thought it was also too wasteful to put ash in the warehouse, so this group of fully-fed and goblin goblins, they built a huge steel base on the central square of the city. A super bomb was pulled out and placed on it as a monument.
The people who eat melons from all walks of life received news that the melon skin was exploded.
What kind of race and how crazy is it to use a super bomb as a city monument? ? ?
They are not afraid of a sudden explosion, and blew up the entire No. 3 floating island!
Well, boss Hu living next door is quite scared, but the goblins are not afraid.
Not only were they not afraid, they also carried out a series of artistic decoration and processing on this super bomb.
First, the base was inlaid with gold, covered with a layer of pure gold, quack and vulgar, and the sky was broken, and a circle of high-powered marquee was installed around the base. At night, it began to emit light pollution with colorful blind eyes. The speed of color change is also fast, and it hurts for a year at a glance, and never loses.
This is not over yet, and then this group of neuropathic goblin buddies paid a lot of money, and invited a group of famous art sculptors in the elf society to ask them to carve gorgeous and noble luxury on the surface of the bomb without losing Relief of grace and artistic sense.
Elf artist: WRNMMP! What kind of is this? Gorgeous, noble and luxurious without losing the connotation and artistic sense? What are you doing here with us? Is it here to insult us artists who are as strong as steel?
Goblin brother: Don't talk nonsense, just make a price and click to transfer money to you.
Elf Artist: Wait a minute, boss, we will start work now.
In the end, the elf elders completed their work. This gorgeous and noble luxury and without losing the connotation and artistic sense of grace, may or may not have been achieved, but it can be regarded as something.
On the front of the bomb, a complete and extremely detailed grinning goblin's facial features come to life. A series of ancient spirit royal court lines are carved around the head of the goblin ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The goblins have also decorated some of them on this road. Wire pipe.
It's a blasphemy for art when you stand far away.
But don't even say that this bomb-like square with some twisted thinking has slowly become a characteristic attraction, a favorite tourist attraction for madmen from all walks of life.
The goblins of the chaebols of various groups seem to have reached a rare agreement in this regard. Regardless of the goblin of which consortium or company, Bomb Plaza is regarded as their glory and a holy place in their hearts.
The ancestors of that year saw this scene, and if Izumi had knowledge, it would have a gratifying smile.
Every day, goblins from all over the world come to worship, one after another like a brainwashed cultist.
Either you are standing in front of the bomb and talking to yourself, or you are rushing to kiss the round super atom bomb.
"Gnome technology is shocking!"
Well, maybe they shocked not only the hearts of the people, but also their own lives.