Chapter 348: Is there a nuclear bomb? Give me a few
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Transdimensional Marketing
- Three Rows of Books
- 1411 characters
- 2021-03-03 11:53:02
"Is there a nuclear bomb? Bring me one." Chen Yu stretched out a finger.
But then, did he hesitate for a moment, and opened his five fingers directly: "A few more."
【Emmmm……】
[Nani? ! 】
【Listen, is this human? 】
【Word of Wolverine. 】
[What is an international superstar? (Tactical backward)]
[Preparation for nuclear explosion divine song! 】
[How can you die peacefully if you do this...]
Jian Guo, NASA headquarters, in the Director's Office.
Hearing Chen Yu’s voice on the screen, the director’s forehead was instantly cold and sweaty. He squeezed the microphone in his hand and stiffened for a long time. He shouted: "Now help me contact my superior! Assistant, you reply to the super-up master, saying that nuclear weapons are too dangerous, persuade him to calm down. ."
The assistant beside was sitting awkwardly, his hands quickly interlaced on the keyboard.
[NASA: "Mr. Chen, nuclear weapons are too dangerous, our director has spoken, please calm down."]
"Fuck?" Seeing the text reply, Chen Yu in the big screen was obviously taken aback, and then he turned to the camera and said, "Who is your chief? You look awesome?"
Director: "?"
The former director and current assistant translator said: "He asked who you are, which looks like a cow's reproductive organs."
Director: "??"
"Director, how should I reply?" the assistant asked.
In the closed office, there are two full-time translators, both of them are observing the nose and the heart, and they have not heard what they should do.
"Tell him, it doesn't matter who I am, and advise him not to pay attention to nuclear bombs. This is a big trouble."
"Yes."
The assistant nodded and typed a reply.
[NASA: "Our director said, it doesn't matter who he is, I advise you not to shoot a nuclear bomb and don't cause trouble."]
Chen Yu looked bewildered: "This...is this the aura of the world's hegemon?"
After a moment of silence, his tone became a little weird: "Do you have a problem with your brain?"
"The UP master said whether we have problems with our brains." Assistant translator: "How to reply?"
Director also fell into a daze: "Who did he tell?"
[NASA: "Who are you with?"]
Chen Yu: "???"
……
The Pacific equator thousands of miles away.
Chen Yu hovered in midair, looking at the text displayed on the screen, at a loss.
"Why are they so aggressive? Did they grab my handle? Or did they figure out who I was? Are they beating me without fear?"
'S face was uncertain for a while, he swiped his watch, found a friend in the live broadcast room named [China Official], typed and asked.
[Chen Yu: "What's happening in Jian Guo recently?"]
[Huaxia official: "Dear Mr. Chen, where do you mean to make a face?"]
[Chen Yu: "Hmm... mainly in terms of attitude?"]
After a half-minute pause, Huaxia responded.
[Huaxia official: "Sorry, we did not understand what you mean, can you be more detailed?"]
[Chen Yu: "I just wanted to contact the upper level of Jian Guo through NASA and borrow a nuclear bomb for fun, but the director of NASA scolded me."]
[Huaxia official: "Impossible! Mr. Chen, would you be wrong? There is a certain difference between our culture and Jian Guo culture."]
[Chen Yu: "I will transfer the chat history to you."]
He clicked the screen a few times, and the complete chat history was sent to the chat box of [Huaxia Official].
Another half minute passed.
[China official: "Mr. Chen, we are shocked by this incident. But we are sure that it is definitely not the official attitude of Jian Guo. Please don't worry, we are communicating with Jian Guo and will give you a satisfactory answer. . If your live broadcast requires nuclear bombs as props, Huaxia can help."]
[Chen Yu: "That's OK, trouble you guys."]
【Huaxia official: "You are welcome."】
Exiting the private message interface of the live broadcast room, Chen Yu shrugged towards the camera: "Sorry, there is a little episode, it's all the details, you don't need to care too much. After some communication with me just now, the nuclear weapons have been successfully borrowed. You can now To start the evaluation. But in order to prevent radiation pollution, I chose to change the detonation location to Mars. It can explode well."
【Excitement! 】
[Art is explosion! 】
[Venus has high pressure, would it be more lethal if it is detonated there? 】
【Can you come to our village to experiment? Many elderly people in the village have never seen it before, and they cannot see clearly when they look at the screen. 】
[True Hope in the Village! 】
【Mars swears and exits the live broadcast room. 】
Under the gaze of more than 500 million spectators, Chen Yufei returned to the principal tower hall of the floating castle and landed in front of the portal.
"Dad, you're back! Is the live broadcast finished so soon?" Xiao Taohong leaned forward excitedly.
"Don't come near me. The E·I force field is very dangerous, stay away from me." Stopping Xiao Taohong's contact, Chen Yu said while operating the portal: "The live broadcast is not over yet, at least a few more hours. . I’m going to get some props now, and the portal is taken away."
"Then can I go to Dad?"
"No."
The words are over, the address is entered, and the space is successfully connected. Chen Yu decisively stepped into the portal and came to a completely enclosed empty hall.
"Hello Mr. Chen, I am the head of the second regiment of the Mao State Nuclear Strategic Strike Division. Here is what you need." The rugged man turned to the nuclear bomb behind him: "The activation method is being changed. Please wait a moment. it is good."
"Ok,"
nodded, Chen Yu closed the E·I force field, stepped forward, and reached out to stroke the huge nuclear bomb.
The coldness on the bullet's body is extraordinarily piercing, but it is full of indescribable power.
This is the foundation of mankind in the 21st century.
For any civilization, although weapons are dangerous, they are always the most important support for the survival of civilization.
"Is this one?"
"There are also hydrogen bombs, which are being transported. They are expected to be delivered in five minutes." Mao Guohui reported: "In addition, white phosphorus bombs, neutron bombs, and hydrogen uranium bombs are also mobilized at another base. You should have received the address. "
"I received it, don't worry, take them one by one."
Not long after, a few electric carts approached, stopped in front of Chen Yu, jumped off a group of soldiers, and used a small lifting device to lift a large half-human warhead.
"Mr. Chen, the warhead is here." Head Mao Guo took the two controllers handed over by the engineer and handed it to Chen Yu: "This is their detonator. The white one is the original bomb~EbookFREE.me~ the red one is the hydrogen bomb. , Please don’t remember it. Most of the protective equipment of the projectile has been disassembled. After pressing the button, it explodes in ten seconds."
"Understood." Chen Yu took the detonator and looked up and down the hydrogen bomb: "It's much bigger than expected."
"Yes" Mao Guo nodded his head: "Modern nuclear weapons are equipped with more electronic tools such as sensing facilities, navigation and positioning, and computing systems, and they are generally larger in size. This does not include missile launch systems."
"Okay, thank you for your help." Waving his hand, Chen Yu easily picked up the 500-kilogram hydrogen bomb in the stunned gaze of everyone: "I will take the warhead away. If it is a dumb gun, I will give it to you. come back."
"...no...no need, in case of unknown failure, you just leave them on Mars..."
Two minutes later, the portal docking space is complete.
Chen Yu, holding a nuclear warhead, appeared on the surface of Mars in the wind and sand.
"Boom!"
With a muffled noise, the projectile fell to the ground.
Chen Yu stretched out a slightly sore waist, faced the camera, and raised the red button in his hand.
"The friends in the live room have been waiting for a long time, and now they are testing the performance of the product. It is important to note that this experiment is quite dangerous, please do not imitate it at home."
After all, he did not give the audience any reaction time, and decisively pressed the detonation button! Then he opened his arms and exclaimed: "Feel the wind!"
"Which boy doesn't want to be bombed?"
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