Chapter 915: Double click 666
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Transmigrating: I Married the Male Protagonist’s Uncle
- Tian Qiqi
- 1431 characters
- 2021-03-03 05:14:15
Xiao Qi also took her cell phone and squashed back to watch the live broadcast. She also knew some of the words on it, but she didn't recognize it fully. She knew that she was boasting grandpa, and she smiled.
Huo Ci first took out a super big pot and put it on the table, then swished out several large barrels of oil, and finally took out the ingredients, an oversized ham sausage, and said with a smile: "I am at noon today. Lunch, huge fried sausage."
There are chefs in the barrage.
[Words, wrong, fried sausage must have cornstarch, egg liquid, breadcrumbs, coated with cornstarch, egg liquid, and breadcrumbs. The kids next door were crying. 】
[Listen to me, cut it, your sausage won't be deep fried! 】
[Ahhhhh, is it only me who wants to be the sausage in my hand? 】
[Is this a vermicelli or meat sausage? 】
[This is dark food, I beg you, but let your own stomach go! 】
[Sorry to ask, can barrage bet? Bet on a spicy stick, he will be hungry for lunch. 】
[What are you doing in a daze? I'm so short of money that I have to rely on cooking to make a living, I'm rewarding! 】
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When Shi Lingyu went to the hospital, she was watching the live broadcast with her mobile phone, her face turned into flowers with a smile, and without looking at the wounded Ji Fanchen, she rushed to Ling Sheng's side: "Sheng Sheng, hurry up and take a look, your dad. crazy!"
Ling Sheng glanced over. Her father was holding the huge sausage and putting it in the oil. The barrage was still swiping the screen desperately, saying that the oil was not hot yet, and the sausages could not be put.
At this moment, her father is not crazy, she is going crazy, looking at Shi Lingyu dumbfounded: "He said this is lunch? He wants to eat this for lunch?"
Shi Lingyu nodded: "Well, he said he wants to eat this. Did he get any excitement? How did his style change suddenly!"
Yu Bei laughed hard beside him: "Shengsheng, you can take care of your dad. The barrage says that your dad is crazy because of lack of money, and he is madly rewarding him. There are also a million rewards."
Moreover, on the premise that fans only send roses, a rose costs one dollar. He puts a limit on him. He can only send roses for a long time at a time. Gifts that are more valuable than flowers can't be sent.
Ling Sheng was crying in his heart, what do you know, he is a funny comparison, you really think he is cold, tall and cold! This is his true face!
[This strong certain hand style, sooner or later I will laugh to death in my Huo's eating broadcast! 】
[I’m full just by looking at it, I beg you, dare you to lift the gift restriction? I will give you a thousand yachts. Wouldn’t it be fragrant if you go to order to eat it? Can we stop playing by ourselves? 】
[Behind the shield, I can smell it, my goodness, the word, this is not allowed, you can't play in the living room, be obedient, go to the balcony, go to the rooftop of your house! 】
Ling Sheng looked at the barrage, there was a live barrage beside him.
Shi Lingyu was beside him, smiling like an idiot, with little stars in his eyes: "How come you are so handsome? How can you be so handsome? From the angle of death, you can be so handsome. I think of this shining beauty. Loved love."
Ling Sheng resented it to death: "Brother Bei, your girlfriend is a nympho, you still care about it?"
Yu Bei: "I can't control it. That's her idol. You can control your dad. Don't let him do any live broadcast. If he continues to play like this, he won't be able to set it up."
Ling Sheng: "You worry too much. Even if he puts on a sack and squats on the side of the road with a broken bowl, he shouts, okay, okay, uncle, give them money, he is also the King of Huo Da, and he can't collapse. "
Ji Fanchen couldn't help but laughed. Did anyone say that about his father? When he laughed, he involved the wound and took a breath.
Cheng also sat beside him peeling apples, and immediately asked nervously, "Does it hurt?"
Ji Fanchen shook his head and looked at Ling Sheng: "Sheng Sheng, Xiao Qi is with your dad, right?"
Ling Sheng: "He doesn't have the guts yet."
She could guess it when she saw the live broadcast. He played a fart live broadcast. He played this just to show her and mom!
But Xiao Qi didn't show up from start to finish, and didn't hear his voice, her father must have ordered it.
The sausage has been fried for half an hour, and it has lived up to expectations. The outside is charred and black and can't be seen.
Barrage is the most funny, and the little entries are completely driven mad by their own masters.
[Come, let me come first, old irons, look at my oversized sausage, how big is it? Ask you if it’s big, and if you think it’s big, give me a double-click 666! 】
[Old irons, I will show you a silly mouth-eating sausage, 666 walk away! 】
[Old irons, come here, there are only you can't think of, nothing I can't do. If you look at it, give me a double click, thank you old irons. 】
[Take it, hurry up and take it, Ollie! 】
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Yu Bei laughed wildly on the side: "All the little entries are talents, what kind of fairy fans are these, I'm going to turn around laughing!"
In the whole process of Huo's Ci, except for one sentence at the beginning, he never said a word again. The dumb live broadcast, the sausage is burnt black, but his whole person is still extraordinary, and his every move is extremely elegant, exuding people. The charm of the heart.
The fried sausages were placed on the table, with long jade-like fingers holding a knife, and the charred part was sliced elegantly and carefully. The whole process was very pleasing to the eye.
The little entries are joking and joking. At this moment, besides feeling in front of the screen, they are licking the screen.
This jade-like finger, love it!
This fairy-like profile, love it!
This elegant action, I love it!
Gosh, look at this long eyelashes, I really want to have a swing on it!
God, look at the bridge of the nose, I really want to slide on it!
OMG, look at this shoulder, I really want to run on it!
Help, look at this collarbone, I want to swim in it!
Come, come, look at this ham sausage, fuck, can someone come and get rid of the charred thing in his hand!
Huo Ci has already cut the ham sausage, cut off a section and put it on the plate gracefully, stretched out his long arms, and said with a smile: "My dear grandson, it's time for lunch."
Finally, after all the calls came out, I said the second sentence besides the opening remarks!
The little entries were moved with tears and tears. After reacting, they were shocked. Who is the baby grandson? What if he has a daughter? Have a grandson too?
So the barrage swept the screen again: honestly explain to be lenient, who is the grandson!
Huo Ci explained with a smile: "My dog has changed its name. From today on, it is called grandson. My grandson's favorite food is ham sausage."
The barrage swept up again.
Huo Ci looked at the camera and smiled elegantly: "Then today's live broadcast is over, thank you for watching."
After finishing speaking, he directly exited the live broadcast room and yelled at Xiao Qi: "Take it out, vomit it out, spit it out to Laozi, is that stuff for people to eat? Lunch is coming soon!"
Xiao Qi hasn't eaten it yet. She just put the sausage in her mouth and wanted to taste it. After being yelled, she hurriedly spit it out. Her small face was wrinkled and her tongue stuck out: "Grandpa, it's bitter!"
The little entries are dumbfounded: What about eating and broadcasting? You are over, I haven't seen you eat yet! You are so deceiving, we are going to the Consumers Association to sue you for deceiving consumers!
When the live broadcast room went black, Nangong Lengyu's beautiful face was frozen for thousands of miles, holding the phone firmly, couldn't help it anymore, got up and put on a coat and left.
Okay, he actually fed Xiao Qi this kind of food!
Who is the dog? He is a dog himself!