Chapter 271: Deadpool: Don't want me to lick you

Buzzing
In the void, a group of blue electric arcs pulsated, and there were ripples in the air. An embarrassed figure quickly stepped out of the mercury-like undulating mirror space.
"Hot, hot, hot"
Out of the void, Duke has only one intuitive impression of this space shuttle, that is, it is hot, extremely hot. The whole body was grilled like a stove, making him think that he fell into the entrance of the burning hell, but there was no sign of lack of water in his body, and his white coat was intact. If it weren't for the whole body's complexion to become a crayfish, he even suspected that he had hallucinations.
The boundless chill came from all sides, making Duke feel refreshed, and then looking at where he was, he found that he was raising his head as a void universe. The dazzling stars cast countless tiny rays of light, and the brightest and most intimate is still the familiar sun.
Duke stepped on the surface of the moon under his feet and rejoiced: "Fortunately, in the Dragon Ball world, I made a wish to Shenlong and gained the ability to survive in the universe. Otherwise, most of them have to kneel today."
"This should be the location of the original moon base... Since the base is not there, I am 80% successful in crossing the world." Duke flew up and floated in the vacuum of the universe, leaping over the moon to look at the spectacular blue planet, thinking Does this world also have another self to cross!
"Speaking of other me...what is their qi like?" Duke put a finger on his brow, and moved for a moment, suddenly discovering that he had never perceived everyone's qi in an unknown space. To be correct, it was induced but failed.
In desperation, he could only perceive with his eyes closed, trying to find the strongest Qi on this planet. In any case, we must first confirm whether he is familiar with this world. In the era of scientific and technological civilization, it is better to say that if it is ancient or primitive society, it is extremely difficult to find someone by name.
Closing his eyes to perceive, suddenly a steady stream of information flashed through Duke's mind, he opened his eyes suddenly, and looked at the earth ahead in surprise. The atmosphere on the entire earth is extremely chaotic, and countless evil thoughts and evil intentions have dyed people's qi into a thick stench black. These qi are roughly the same, and they all madly exude the same idea-hunger!
Countless thoughts merged into one, and a layer of black miasma that was invisible to the naked eye shrouded the earth. As a result, in the eyes of super-powered people, this earth is like a dying person who is dying, with rotting black energy lingering all over his body.
"Could it be Resident Evil?" Duke raised his eyebrows, and encountered a familiar world the first time he traversed, with good luck. I just don't know if this is another Resident Evil where he is.
But the brows that were released soon frowned again. According to shared memories, Duke in the world of Resident Evil is the strongest on earth. In addition to him, there are also a few limited powerhouses such as Alice and Wesker. It stands to reason that their anger is not much stronger. But in Duke's perception, there are countless powerful auras on the earth, which are all over the world. Especially New York, where the Great America is located, is the most powerful. One after another, the number of powerful qi is as large as a cow.
"It's not Resident Evil...Where is it?" Duke slowly opened his eyes, picked one at random, and disappeared the next moment.
When he appeared again, he was already in the sky above New York.
Below, one carrying two double knives, his whole body covered by a red-black tight uniform, tightly wrapped...Zombie, head hanging down, eating the slightly hot corpse on the ground. The tattered uniform showed rotten flesh, and nauseating maggots burrowed in and out of his skin.
"This costume... so familiar!?" Duke looked at the zombies below, and suddenly he was full of spirits and thought of a terrible name.
Sure enough, the zombie below shook his nose, dropped the internal organs in his hands, raised his face full of rotten flesh to look at Duke. He drew out his shining sharp knife, pointed it at his mouth, shaved off the meat between his teeth, and said with an exaggerated voice, "Wow! What did I see? A fresh one. Superhero? What are you? Doctor man? Or white coat man?"
"..." Duke.
"God bless you, you must be a doctor! Man, I feel that after becoming a zombie, my X tube is blocked. Before I changed it, I could spray you on your face, but now it's soft. For two days, I had an appointment with the dead waitress, that is, myself, but I couldn’t get it right... This is a nightmare! Doctor-man, you can help me, right?
Without a word, Duke was about to turn around and leave. As soon as he took a step, a strong wind came in mid-air, and the brilliant blade fought, cutting him in half.
"Crack—Crack—"
Duke, who had been cut into two pieces, turned into a piece of broken ice, while his body stood in the air not far away.
"I'm so hungry! Let me eat you!" The zombie dead waiter flashed on the building beside Duke, holding sharp knives in both hands, under the half-face mask, his big mouth cracked to the cheeks, especially infiltrating.
"I probably know where this is!" The corners of Duke's mouth twitched, and he felt that the passing of the year was unfavorable.
Another flash of cold light appeared, Duke propped up the spherical barrier with one hand to cover his whole body, blocking the slashing blow from Deadpool.
"Man, I'll take one bite. I promise you one bite. How about that little bite under your crotch? Now the earth is full of zombies. It's useless if you keep it. Why don't you give it to me? If there is thick juice, That would be even more perfect!" Zombie Dead Servant did not succeed in another sneak attack, standing on the ground and jumping to say.
Just as Duke pulled away to leave, suddenly he heard a familiar voice in his ear.
"Deadpool, you want to eat alone?"
Duke looked at the source of the sound and saw a large number of super heroes...zombies coming in groups.
on the ground! The right leg was broken at the root, revealing a black panther with white chirping leg bones; a stone man who was covered in rock fester and might shatter at any time; a hulk with green face and fangs; a devil with low arms and staggering steps ; Punisher who is still smoking a cigar without the right body; Wolverine with six steel claws all over his body. In addition, there are Laser Eye, Daredevil, Card King, Hawkeye, Invisible Girl, Steel Warrior, Iron Fist, Moon Knight, Quick Silver, Black Widow, Blade Warrior, Beast, etc.
The mid-air lineup is even more incredible!
Spider-Man with his belly hollowed out and still dangling on the building; Iron Man with only his upper body left, flying in the air with a jet; Magneto, floating in the void, with a big mouth wide open; only a skeleton frame remains, still Burning thunderbolt; the tight-fitting clothes outline the graceful lines, and the actual inside is a carrion surprised lady. Behind them stood many strong men such as Storm Girl, Cannon, Falcon, Angel, Steel Patriot, Nighthawk, Scarlet Witch, and Vision.
And that familiar voice is not someone else, it is the leader of Captain America Steve. In the zombie version, half of his head was cut off, his eyeballs protruding, and his scarlet teeth were stained with dark red blood.
Seeing a group of ruthless people approaching, Duke didn't even have the idea of ​​taking pictures, teleported out of the encirclement, and flew into outer space with all his strength.
The earth is too dangerous, he decided to go to Mars and stay.
Seeing the cooked duck flying, the super zombies roared with anger. Those with the ability to fly, pursued them with all their strength, but Duke kept speeding up, hitting the sound barrier cloud again and again, turning into a white light in the blink of an eye and rushing out of the atmosphere.
"Damn it, he ran away!"
"I knew I would use my ability."
"Who is that? I have never seen him?"
"Maybe a new superhero! What a pity, I really want to eat him."
"It's okay! Humans can't survive in the universe, he will return to the ground sooner or later."
"I want to wait for him here, and the first bite belongs to me."
"..."
The twittering super zombies made a lot of noise, and finally decided to wait for the food to come down in place, and then they raised their heads and looked at the sky eagerly...
Leaving the atmosphere, Duke flew straight out of the earth's gravitational range and landed on an asteroid floating in the universe. Thinking about the horrible scene just now, I felt uncomfortable all over, as if countless germs were multiplying on the body.
Duke woke up suddenly and hurriedly disinfected himself. Vacuum, absolute zero, magic... In the end, it summoned the ultra-high temperature "one trillion degree fireball" and plunged into it...
Although it's a trillion degrees, it's actually the same. It's purely a boast of the Jettons. After all, one trillion degrees is enough to destroy the solar system. The Jettons really want to be so hungry. There is nothing wrong with the bumps. The important task of maintaining the peace of the universe has long fallen on them.
The high-temperature fireball didn't kill Duke himself, and the whole body was disinfected. He sighed in relief. Although he didn't know what happened in the world, he didn't want to stay any longer. Open the space gem ring once again and disappear into this universe.
It is the familiar surface of the moon again, and the majestic blue earth. Duke gasped tentatively, and then heaved a sigh of relief. Although there are still many strong people on the earth, in general, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and everything is prosperous.
"It's great that there are no zombies!" Duke caught a breath at random and teleported away.
...
Earth! North America! Great America! Outskirts of New York! highway!
Duke appeared instantaneously, looking for a piece of clothing to wrap himself around, and suddenly found a familiar figure sitting in front of him on the elevated guardrail. The two long knives behind them are still ecstasy black and red tight-fitting combat uniforms, all wrapped tightly!
Duke: "..."
MMP, is there no one else?
It seems to have sensed something~EbookFREE.me~ Deadpool looked back at Duke, who was naked, tilted his head for three seconds and started spraying: "Hey, man! Did you know you suddenly appeared behind me? The gun is pointed at me. I am under a lot of pressure? Mom X, how can your gun be bigger than that of Uncle Deadpool?"
"Do you think you can satisfy Uncle Deadpool when you grow up? Tell you, there are no doors! You have a little white face, I have too many people, they are all out of the sky by me."
"Also, don't look at me with affectionate eyes, I won't lick you! If you really want to be cool, hurry up and push your up and let the Deadpool uncle X you hard!"
"Uh! Dude, I didn't recognize you for a while without clothes... Have we met somewhere?"
Duke: "..."
Don't stay here for long!
Thank you book friends for "elegant Chinese cabbage", "book mountain stressful afternoon nap", "small salted fish shouting 666", "no more money in unity", and "collecting beautiful girls between 16 and 25" for their rewards!
(End of this chapter)