Chapter 532: Please accept me as a disciple

Early the next morning, Duke struggled to get up from the bed and slept for a whole day and night, and there was a mess in his mind. I vaguely remember that someone was making a noise downstairs yesterday, and then...
What happened then?
Duke rubbed his drowsy head. Excessive sleep led to the weakening of brain cell activity. The negative effect was that he wanted to sleep for a while.
In the living room, Saitama was still asleep, his blanket was kicked aside, and he slept on the floor of the living room, with only two legs still hanging on the sofa. A happy nasal bubble changes from big to small with his breathing, and then from small to big.
"You can sleep better than me, you guy, aren't you afraid of sleeping?"
Duke flew up and kicked his bald head, and he squatted down, clutching his feet after hearing a bang.
"It hurts, my foot...broken!"
On the ground, Saitama, who was sleeping soundly, scratched his head, turned over and continued to sleep, as if an ordinary person had been bitten by a mosquito.
Duke's self-esteem was hit with tons of crit, using life return to heal his injury, standing in front of Saitama with a cold face, looking at Saitama who was smirking in his sleep, he felt a hundred thousand upset in his heart.
Duke stepped on Saitama's chest, then opened his five fingers to aim at the opponent's head with a taunting halo, huge energy flooding his palm.
"Flash Cannon!!"
boom! !
"Wow..."
Hearing the bald scream, Duke only felt refreshed, the sky was bluer, the water was greener, and even the confused brain cells became active.
"Another day full of vitality!"
The bathroom in the morning is always very busy. As the owner of the house, Duke grabs the first right to use the bathroom, while Saitama is hovering around the bathroom door with his crotch.
"Duke, are you alright? I can't hold it anymore."
"Quick, give me two minutes to get it done."
"You have said this eight times!" Saitama complained.
"this is the last time."
"No way, my patience has reached the limit!!" Saitama was sweating in anxious state, and he reached for a pat on the bathroom door.
"Asshole, don't touch my door, how strong is your hand, don't you have a B number in your heart?"
"But I'm going to die..." Saitama's face turned pale, quickly turned blue, and tended to change to black.
"Asshole, who do you think caused me to be like this." In the bathroom, Duke looked in the mirror and said in a hurry: "During the last fight, a tooth was loosened by you. It has never been better!"
Duke was full of grievances, the bald devil made no light or serious attack, and his teeth were beaten. He was half dead and could not be saved with his life.
"I can't blame me, your tooth should be decayed...and, two minutes have already arrived!" Saitama stopped pacing back and forth, standing stubbornly within his horoscope, lying trembling on the door.
"Don't make trouble, not for thirty seconds."
"Ahhhhhhhhhh, I'm not working anymore. Duke, I am coming in!"
"Asshole, who wants to use the bathroom at the same time as you!" Duke was furious and pressed hard against the door. Even though Saitama outside shook the door like crazy, he didn't let go.
"I don't care, if you don't let me in, I will pee in the living room!"
"Dead bald, won't you go outside to solve it?"
"Ahhhhh, I'm not a bald head... Huh, go outside?" Saitama's eyes lit up. This is really a good way, but he was embarrassed and twisted and said, "But, it's not good to urinate anywhere... right! "
"Idiot, don't you use your mind? The weird people in Z city are frequent, and the population is small. There are only you and me in the nearby blocks. Even if you go downstairs and cross the road, no one will care about you."
"but……"
"Hurry up, just as supporting greening!"
"Well, then I will listen to you."
Saitama nodded quickly, jogging all the way to open the door, even too late to wear shoes. At this time, he endured to the limit and couldn't control so much. He jumped directly on the railing of the corridor, squeezed out the heavy cannon, and aimed at the green trees downstairs-opened the gate and released the water!
Xiao Dingding swayed in the wind, and Saitama straddled it hard, splashing heavily on the canopy below. The emerald green leaves were stained with dewdrops, and when they were illuminated by the morning sun, they reflected colorful little rainbows, which were extremely beautiful.
Saitama was deeply fascinated by the beauty he created.
Anywhere...cough cough, the shame of being exposed to nature, mixed with the small panic of being afraid of being seen, the two complex emotions mixed together, and replaced by the sourness of a thousand miles, let him give birth to a tragedy The excitement and pleasure.
From spiritual satisfaction!
"So comfortable!" Saitama grinned, his scribbled facial features blurred.
Click!
There was a sound of stopping footsteps in the ear, and Saitama turned his wretched light head, and the blurred little eyes collided with the opponent's sight.
Jenos: (￣△￣;)
Saitama: Σ(°△°

)︴
The scene was silent for a while, only the sound of splashing water never stopped...
After three seconds, Saitama returned to his senses, snorted in a hurry, used the world's strongest power, and forced the remaining half of the urine back.
Jenos: (._.)...
"Who are you?" Saitama's expression was distorted, and he knew that he was enduring unspeakable pain.
At this moment, Jenos's heart is broken. He is ready to come to visit his teacher, but why is the style of painting so sloppy?
What about the good hermit master? Why is there only one wretched bald head standing on the railing...watering the tree?
Janos prayed in his heart, asking only for the teacher he was looking for, not the bald head in front of him.
"Well, hello... I'll find someone who lives here."
Don't be him! Don't be him! Don't be him!
"Oh, you are looking for Duke! Are you his friend? He is in the house, you can go in by yourself!"
That's great, it's really not him!
Jenos was relieved, and with a nervous heart, pushed open the door of Duke's house. When he opened the door and walked halfway, there was another splash of water behind him.
Janos: "..."
In the living room, Duke tied a fishing line to the rocking tooth, tied the other end to the door, and then kicked it sharply. With a snap, the fishing line was stretched straight, and a whine that the salted fish couldn't be written, struggling to death, and finally it broke.
"Damn it, it's just a tooth decay, so tenacious?" Duke said bitterly while holding the pressure line.
Janos: (=.=)
Impossible, it won't be him, there should be a third person here!
That's right, that's it!
"Hey, are you...who are you looking for? Are you looking for Saitama?" Duke looked back and saw Janos standing stupidly in place, raising his brows.
Jenos-kun, who has been defeated and defeated, lost his helmet and armor, and has a mine at home, are you here to find Saitama as a teacher?
"Duke, are you calling me?" A bald face walked in through the door with ease.
"Where did you go? Someone is looking for you." Duke pointed to Janos.
"Hey, didn't he come to see you?" Saitama touched his bald head, looking dazed.
"Huh!? Look for me!?" Duke blinked, his face stunned.
Jenos looked at Saitama, then at Duke, and then... his face was dumbfounded.
Five minutes later, the three people were sitting around the coffee table in the living room.
Understand the ins and outs of the matter ~EbookFREE.me~ Duke suddenly realized: "If you are talking about Qigong Cannon, it is indeed my move, but..."
"But what's the matter?" Janos asked hurriedly.
"But I don't remember who I worked with yesterday. I should have been sleeping." Duke scratched his chin, and the mosquito girl died unexpectedly. It is a pity that a good RBQ is of great value for training.
"Maybe it was half awake and half asleep, you don't remember." Saitama interrupted, "I sometimes sleepwalk out to fight with weirdos. When I wake up, I sleep on the street covered with blood."
"Saitama, you'll get out of me later!" Duke had a chill, and his feelings were almost killed last night.
Janos stared at Duke closely, gritted his teeth and said: "Teacher Duke, please accept me as a disciple!"
"what!?"
Thanks to the book friends: elegant Chinese cabbage, Yi Mujiangxu, Tang ☆ Da ★ Shao, Lonely Soul 1994, Youth z, Ye Wuxin, for their rewards!
(End of this chapter)