Chapter 134: Deadpool

[Title: A Man of fantasy with the United States now Chapter 134 Deadpool (chapter very pit, so like him to subscribe!) Author: Stick squirrel]
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Highly recommended: Need for omnipotence, madness, lord, sacred market, snow eagle lord, read the eternal dragon king, legend of the ancient dragon king, martial arts peak, the five elements, the gate of the heavens, the heavens, select the heavens, and the king of the night. Canada is a magical country. This country has the second largest in the world. Of land area, but its presence on the earth is not as good as North Korea, an equally amazing country.
Let's talk about population. Canada has a population of about 37 million. According to the area, Canada averages only 4 people per square kilometer, which is bleak.
What's even more bleak is that the Canadian population is mainly concentrated in the southern coastal areas. The northern area can be separated by dozens or hundreds of kilometers to have a small town with a population.
This is the case in the northern province of North Alberta. It is located in the northwestern part of Canada. It can be said that there are five seasons in all seasons ...
"I said you a narrator, did you say enough, do I still want to play? This is my playing time, you Bichi, hurry to your mother's arms to drink milk ..."
Uh……
Keke, please ignore the rude voice just now, it is a fool, let's continue to talk about Canada.
Compared to Canada, North Alberta is even more amazing ...
"Yes, it's magical like you're wearing your sister's underwear and becoming the evil Kamen Rider!"
please ignore……
"Yes, please ignore this abominable narration! Now is the most handsome Wade Wilson appearance time!
"Know me not? What, don't you know? God, how do you read comics, even if you haven't seen a comic, you have seen a movie. I have already made two personal independent movies!"
"What? You said you have never seen a movie! Well, since you haven't heard of Wade Wilson, then, it! Wait !!!!!!!!! The name! Have you ever heard of it? "
"Yes, yes, cute and charming, handsome and domineering, innocent and kind, and easy to knock down Deadpool came out ... hehe, okay, finally easy to knock off, remove ..."
A small cricket area in North Alberta, then a small cricket road inside the small cricket, then a small snow-covered tree on the side of the small cricket road, a perverted red dress Tights, with two 'True, Philosopher's Sword' guys sitting behind the tree, facing the camera, said proudly.
"Fak squid, abominable narration!" The perverted guy put his to the side with his right hand, then shrugged helplessly.
"Well, the narration definitely needs to exist, otherwise how do you know what I look like, I don't want to tell myself my handsome look again, it will look very bad to me, isn't it?"
After the guy in the abnormal tights finished talking, he patted the sitting tree ...
"Bichi, try again? Believe me or not, I will send it to the island country, so that you can become an rbq that everyone can use!"
Well, after Deadpool finished speaking, he patted the big tree he was sitting on, and smiled lowly in the abnormal mask, and continued to say.
"Yes, you must be wondering why I was in North Alberta, Canada, and played so early? Actually, I can't help it, the guy who created me said his readers were almost gone. There is no way but to let me come out and sell my and gather popularity ... "
Speaking, Deadpool suddenly saw three people appear on the road on the side, and came towards him.
After seeing the three people, Deadpool looked at the time shown on the children's watch on his arm, and then carefully approached the camera and whispered.
"Okay guys, my plot is about to officially start soon. The guy who created me gave me half a minute to play. It's not expensive. It is to introduce myself, isn't it wicked? Is there no way, I can't Let others know that I created it, and that book is finished, bye ... "
...
... (I don't want to leave ...)
...... (My popularity is so high, it will definitely help you attract popularity, so let me stay a little longer, okay ...)
...... (Abominable ellipsis, why did you appear again, I want to stay a bit longer!)
... (Well, you're here again, it looks like I have no chance ...)
... (Well, am I still there?)
... (haha, I haven't hung up yet, my deadpool is back, haha ​​... 'Shut up!')
(True Dividing Line, Isolate Everything!)
It's February 19, the fourth day of the mutant attack, and the second day that the laser eye came to North Alberta.
Sure enough, as Professor X said, Canada has no intention to take action against mutants. This country has a large land area and a small population. Even if there are mutants, they do not want to care about it.
So Scott went into North Alberta easily, and found Piot and Ellie who were sent by Professor X before, and immediately set out to find the mutant who can be immune to spirit. The distance.
Perhaps the two names of Piot and Ellie are not familiar to everyone, but speaking of their two titles, you should have some impressions. Piot can be transformed into only one weaker than the Edelman alloy. A little bit of steel for the steel warrior, Ellie can absorb the surrounding energy and transform herself into an energy bullet 'warhead', or 'juvenile power'.
Ganglix is ​​a two-foot-tall, 250-pound head, and the warhead is a rebellious little girl who is 1.5 meters tall and shaved with a flat head. Two guys followed the laser eyes from left to right. Under the big tree.
"Hi, Deadpool, we're here again. Do you remember us?"
Gang Lishi and the laser eye next to him glanced at him and motioned to go up alone. After the laser eye agreed, he came under the tree and shouted at the deadpool.
"It's you two guys again. Why can't you two go to open a hotel well? Why come to me?"
Deadpool said, and then suddenly seemed to think of something, pointing at the steel warrior and warhead and laser eyes exaggeratedly, "You actually found another guy with sunglasses, do you want me and you The three went to the hotel together for a philosophical battle? Oh my god, I'm a very pure person. How can I do such a thing? "
After speaking, Deadpool turned around and jumped from the tree to Gang Lishi's shoulder. He whispered into Gang Lishi's ear and said, "When will I go, but I know philosophy very well, how about you? ... "
"Deadpool, be more serious." Gang Lishi showed helplessness, and then tore up his deadpool, grabbed him by the neck, and placed it in front of himself.
"Deadpool, you should also know that the mutants are already at war with humans. As a member of the mutants, you should stand with us to fight for the mutants and fight for the benefits of the mutants ~ www.mtlnovel .com ~ So can you follow us and join the X-Men? "
"X-Men? Well, although I don't want to join any ghost X-Men, who makes this name so cool? So I join! Now, can you let me go?"
Deadpool struggling to stab steel gangsters with his hands around his neck, and found that he couldn't open at all, and gave up resistance.
"You didn't agree with it before, why did you agree this time?" Gang Lishi smiled when he saw Deadpool agreed, and released him.
"This is what my obese mother told me, and I can promise you on February 19, 2011, yes, that's it."
Deadpool tossed his neck that had just been grasped by Gang Lishi with his hand. The answerer Gang Lishi was on his mouth, but he groaned in his heart.
‘It ’s not all because of the abominable creator, who has to make me a mutant, but also promises you after I have a war, what can I do? ’
The steel force was very strong, and the deadpool worked for a while, until he pulled his neck by two or three centimeters and turned himself into a giraffe before finally stopping.
"Okay!" Gang Lishi nodded, and he had contacted Deadpool several times, and there have been conflicts in the middle, so it's no surprise that Deadpool abuses his body at will.
Knowing that Deadpool had agreed, Ganglishi looked at the laser eye at the back, and wanted to see what the laser eye thought.
At this moment, the laser eye was in a bad mood, and the behavior just shown by Deadpool was just abnormal, just like a neurosis, stranger than that Ron, making him feel a bit annoying.
But since Deadpool is a mutant rather than a human, the laser eye still suppresses the disgust in the heart, with Deadpool Steel Lux and a warhead, and rushed back to where Professor X was. 2k novel reading network