Chapter 19: number 5

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Thinking that Ye Yexu was not in the end, the director glanced at Ji Ling and made a wise decision as quiet as a chicken.
But they just pretended not to give the script, leaving Ye Xu to figure it out. This is also easy to handle, Ye Xu went to ask the old gentleman who just ended.
The old gentleman is the most popular cross talk in the village. Although the apprentice has been brought out, he is still okay and still loves to come and talk about a few games. However, cross talks are very script-based, and old paragraphs repeatedly say it's boring. Fortunately, people in the village love to listen to storytelling operas. They said that the cross talks have a lot of performing arts, so there is no problem in singing.
This is the same as the popular concerts that modern people listen to. The young people are not tired of listening to it for a long time, and the old people are not tired of listening to music.
But Ye Xu couldn't come here. He said that he didn't know how to sing, and he could go up and talk about a broken talk show. Although the talk show is strictly classified as a stand-up cross talk category in the cross talk, the elderly do not like to listen to this kind of too detached.
Ye Xu glanced at the group of old people under the stage and felt the pressure was great.
"It's easy for you to go up and talk." The old man said a cross talk all his life and was very patient. When he saw Ye Xu, he immediately had an idea. "You are young and you look good. Although the villagers below the stage are all It is an old audience who has heard more comic dialogues, which is half an expert, and has high requirements for the gentleman on the stage, but as long as you go up to sell a trick, they will still give you a face. "
The so-called selling trick is to let Ye Xu explain the situation to the audience first. Once I declared that I was forced to come to power by the unscrupulous program group, secondly I humbled and admitted that I didn't understand cross talk. I usually just listened to it, but I really liked cross talk. Today I asked the audience to say a few words. When his children are naughty to show everyone a joke.
Good-looking and sensible after-life guys are always more pleasing to the elderly, and Ye Xu is now in his teens, and he looks like a child who has not grown up. No matter how demanding the audience is, he will not be harsh on him, the old man knows.
As long as the audience is not fussy, Ye Xu spreads a few more Jiao, and he can laugh at the old lady and his grandfather even if he talks seriously about cross talk. Ye Xu didn't think so much, he just planned to complete the task.
It's about his clearance score, and he has to take every task seriously.
After teaching Ye Xu how to deal with the audience after he came to power, the old gentleman gave him a few more paragraphs to make him memorize.
The previous pocket was the opening remark, and the jargon in the cross talk was called "pad talk." Ye Xu ’s reason for taking the stage as a prelude is very logical. As long as the wording is carefully considered, it can be accepted and distressed by the audience, even if it succeeds.
After that, I need to add a paragraph to "live", that is, to make the opening remarks and the serious content behind, linking to the past. This is also helped by the old gentleman, and then there are a few paragraphs that the old gentleman taught.
There are many commonly used scripts in old-fashioned comic dialogues, and the overall content is very coherent, and it is not difficult to memorize them. A cross talk takes only a few minutes, and the content is lively and interesting. It is like telling a story. You can almost remember it after listening to it twice, so it is easy to memorize. The key is how to say good, can make people laugh.
"The overall rhythm, the tone of each sentence, the length of the pause between each paragraph, when to pick up the call, how much energy to make a joke ... These are all learning." The old man thought for a while and said, Do you two usually tell jokes? "
Ye Xu and Ji Ling were aggressive, but not. The last time Ye Xu told a joke to someone, he was still chatting with a friend, but whether that joke was funny or not was mainly fatal, sometimes it made people laugh, sometimes it was cold joke.
In contrast, Ye Xuping is more likely to laugh and chat with people online.
"This is the problem." The old gentleman also knew about web chat. "You have a sense of humor when chatting online, indicating that you still know what kind of wording can make people laugh. But when they really say it, they don't laugh Now, this is the question of tone of speech. "
When people look at the text field, they will subconsciously use the best intonation to simulate the exercise in their heads, so they will laugh when they read it. But when speaking in reality, the speaker's tone may not meet your expectations.
The old gentleman looked at Ye Xu for a long time, and suddenly came out: "You are so suitable to write a paragraph."
The implication is to avoid it.
Ye Xu hugged his kitten and showed an innocent and poor expression with Yumeow. The old gentleman suddenly felt distressed and gave them an idea without saying a word.
"That's all right, you can say a tongue twister." The old man had a clever idea. "I heard my granddaughter said a tongue twister last time, it's interesting, she must be funny."
"What tongue twister?" Ye Xu asked curiously.
"It's just a paragraph that you can change on the Internet. You can also try to change two paragraphs. I will teach you more kinds of tongue twisters. How do you change it is interesting." The old gentleman suddenly became interested.
This password twisting changed even he found it interesting, and the old audience estimated that the acceptance was OK. If you meet a lot of young audiences, you can talk about this more than the old ones.
Ye Xu was pulled to change his password, and he found that he still had to write the script himself, and he didn't know what he was doing with the director for a long time.
Toward the afternoon, Ye Xu and Ji Ling's cross talk finally got the old man's nod. After that, he could perform on stage. Of course, this is the "over" after reducing N standards.
Mr. Period's apprentice also came over and invited him twice, saying that the audience saw him staying a short distance away and wanted to hear him speak a few more times. However, the old man refused, and he said that he was tired, and now he wanted to change the password twist with the young man.
Ye Xu was quite nervous when he officially entered the stage. Ji Ling was holding him as a support, Ye Xu looked more nervous.
There is no big difference between Ling Sister's support, after all, she will only um, oh.
Everything depends on yourself.
The two men looked like they wore coats prepared by the two show crews. Ye Xu was a small one, because he was short, and he wore a long skirt when he wore it big.
The grandmothers and grandfathers on the stage looked at the two raw faces, and they were all together. They whispered for a while, until Ye Xu cleared his throat and spoke, and they quieted down and raised their ears to listen.
The sound spreads quickly in the open space, and there is no microphone or anything here. To make the audience understand clearly, the sound must be loud. Ye Xu couldn't do it with ordinary sounds, but he could hear the scene clearly. This was the ability of their cross talk, so he made a fool and made up with a prop. This is also one of the gifts that Time and Space God gave at first, and has been kept in the corner by Ye Xu.
"Big guys must be curious about how a kid came on stage to talk about cross talk." Ye Xu tried to relax his voice as much as possible. Don't let the audience know that he was nervous.
Ji Ling followed his words and said, "Yeah, why are you here?"
It's okay to talk, it's too cold, listen awkwardly. However, she adjusted quickly, trying to make her voice more emotional, don't talk to Bingzi, it was really hard for her.
"It's really not against me. Someone forced me to come." Ye Xu's bitter gourd face, but the delicate little kid's bitter gourd face is not ugly, but rather cute, "Everyone knows that we have recently come to our village. A group of people who recorded TV shows. "
"I know this. It's a big deal on TV."
"Not! But they were not kind about the TV recording!"
"What's wrong?"
"That's what they forced me to do! Don't tell me I won't eat!"
"Well, so horizontal?"
...
The old gentleman watched the two interact with smiles from the audience. Although Ji Ling was still incompatible, Ye Xu was not affected by her, which is rare. In fact, he originally wanted to go up to Ye Xupin, but the show crew said that guests must come by themselves, so only Ji Ling went up.
Ling has never been to a role-playing game next door, because she really can't play. Her signature iceberg feeling is too strong. After going there, the first one is taken out. If Ooc does not return after the round, the task will be cold.
The beginning passed smoothly, and the audience listening was also interesting. This has something to do with television, which is new to them. Everyone loves to hear something new, not to mention that this gossip is quite interesting.
After Ye Xu finished his summary of the persecution, he went to work smoothly: "So, I can only bite the bullet today. But I can't do anything, what can I say? I came up with an idea. "
"tell me the story."
"Password twister!"
"Yo, what's the idea?"
"This password twisting is simple. We will play when we are young. Do not believe you go to the village to pull a child and ask him if he will say a password twist."
"That's true, but this tongue twister will be, you may not be able to say well."
"You don't believe it?" Ye Xu clapped his palms with a fan. "Then I will tell you two paragraphs today."
"Then you say two paragraphs, let me listen."
Ye Xu suddenly opened the fan: "You can hear it--"
Ji Ling listened respectfully.
"Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillery ran side by side to the north. The artillery was afraid to touch the pacesetter.
The audience stunned for three seconds and suddenly laughed.
"Wait a minute, is that what the tongue twister said?" Ji Ling looked puzzled.
"Why not? I'm the new password twister!"
"Still new ..."
"I'll have something else, you continue to listen-the long manager, the bench is wide, the flat manager wants to be tied to the bench, the bench said: OK."
The director sitting below: "Oh!"
"A monkey lying on the tree, a dog squatting under the tree. The monkey jumped down and hit the dog, and the dog turned up and bit the monkey. The monkey said," Did you get a rabies vaccine and bit it blindly! "
"..."
Ye Xu brazenly uttered a dozen tongue-wrapping cold jokes on the stage. Thanks to everyone laughing a little and seeing him cute, he was very welcome, otherwise he might be embarrassed. As he stepped down from the stage, Ye Xu looked at the director dumbly.
He was the one who laughed most happily, and the others couldn't match it. Some paragraphs are too embarrassing. It is because the director is supporting him, and then others smile with embarrassment to show respect. In fact, they don't feel funny.
However, Ye Xuke didn't care about this. Anyway, they applauded and laughed. Ye Xu unilaterally believed that he had performed successfully. He smiled at the director and scared the director who was covering his stomach with joy.
"You, why are you here?"
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Recently I was obsessed with cross talk, but it ’s time for me to code. I always typed and imitated the sound in my head. So because I watched more cross talk programs, now I have a full cross talk
Today, when I coded, I was full of Guo Degang's tone. I don't believe you can read this chapter again in his tone. It is absolutely fitting ...
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