Chapter 39: I am a vegetable in online games (2.14)
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Unlucky Radish Occupied the Seat Again
- 宿水渔歌
- 3886 characters
- 2021-03-03 08:35:35
"Ah! So empty!"
Cooking smoke was offline, and the relationship with Bai Yimeng was suddenly irretrievable. Chuci had no more things to worry about, but I could only let go of myself and stare at the world.
People who have just got married show their affection in the world, and their friends carry the names of two people and send blessings in the world continuously.
Chu Ci sighed and slowly sat up from the ground.
Suddenly he found that he hadn't played the game properly these days. He followed the target all the time and cared about his love life. When the target was offline, he was worrying about what to do tomorrow.
Now that things have developed to this point, I don't know if the next world is possible. It's better to cherish the remaining days. Anyway, the system said that the success or failure of the mission is determined after the target's death, so as long as the target lives, he can live as long as he has such a life left!
In this world, cooking smoke can live to old age, in other words, it has been earned for decades.
Thinking of this Chu Ci instantly cheered up again.
He is now in a holographic online game, and many parallel world games have not yet developed to this point. It is really a waste of not having fun! .
Chu Ci got up and looked down at the emerald green women's clothing on his body, probably because of a change in his mentality, he even disliked the dress on his body.
A man should look like a man!
He opened the package and found the menswear that had been thrown in the corner of the package within a few minutes of wearing it, and put it on again.
Chu Ci stretched out his hands and feet and felt that you were relieved.
Sure enough, clothes that fit his gender are comfortable to wear.
After changing his clothes, Chu Ci glanced at the remaining stealth pills on the cabinet in the distance that were sold by cooking smoke, and thought about it or not. He has been keeping a low profile for a long time. The hatred of Ra at the time should have disappeared, and there should be no problem with the master as a master. Besides, he was going out to get to know friends and have fun. The stealth pill was not needed at all.
Cherish life starts with good games.
Chuci swaggered out of the Bailulou, took a deep breath of the outside air like a ceremony of rebirth, and then walked slowly outside of Yangzhou.
He just walked to the gate of Yangzhou City and found a familiar figure.
Haha, the swordsman in white, Chuci remembers this person's name.
This frustrated man tried to hook up the little girl in the coachman's mouth as always, but most people didn't bother to talk to him.
Anyway, he was also idle and bored, Chu Ci stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder on a whim.
"Little Beauty~ Why, did you want to agree to the suggestion I just made?" The swordsman in white responded with a squint tone before turning around.
When he saw who was behind him, he was stunned, but this time he didn't lower his face. Instead, he fanned the fan pretentiously when he opened it with interest, leaving Chu Ci with a side face and saying, "The beauty of Chu Ci, listen. Said that the big smoker was off the assembly line on time at eleven o'clock, are you here specifically to stay and find me to relive the past?"
Chu Ci looked at the white-clothed swordsman with disgust and said, "Do I know how to tease my sister to teach you?"
The white-clothed swordsman put away the fan ‘huh’ and looked at Chu Ci with suspicion and disgust, and said:
Joke, shooing girls is my unique skill. I really need someone to teach me this thing?
Chu Ci looked up and down the image of the swordsman in white and said, "Really no need?"
The swordsman in white shook his head confidently and surely: "No need!"
"Okay!" Chu Ci shrugged and wanted to find something to do, such as reminding Bai Yi that he needs to pinch a face again, but Bai Yi can't force others if he doesn't cooperate. After thinking about it, he said: "Then you know Is it fun to dream back?"
"Do you want to invite me to visit the mountains and water?" The swordsman in white said with a wry smile: "The fun place is of course the new sea of flowers, not only because it is new, it is definitely inside. Really fun!"
Chu Ci nodded and said, "Where does Huahai get in?" He stayed in the Bailulou for a long time and was not familiar with the map of Menghui.
"Isn't Huahai opened by the big smoker, you don't know where it is?" The swordsman in white was surprised.
Chuci helplessly spread his hands and said: "No way, I have been busy making money recently." There is also no time to solve the relationship problem for the big man.
Bai Yi nodded understandingly and said, "Go in from the Peach Blossom Forest outside the Butterfly Valley. As long as you reach the Peach Blossom Forest and follow others, you can find it. You can also find it by yourself. Just follow the direction of the peach blossoms."
Chu Ci said gratefully: "Thanks, I know how to go."
After speaking, he walked in the direction of the coachman.
"Wait!" Chu Ci just turned around and dashed in front of him to block his way, and used his signature movement.
"Have you forgotten that only married knights can enter the sea of flowers? I think you haven't done anything with the big smokers. Why don't you get married with me and go there to see and see?" The swordsman in white thought he was perfect. Talking about his plan in a posture.
Chu Ciben felt a little bit of this person's inner beauty because of the enthusiasm of Bai Yi just now, but he didn't expect it to collapse before a minute.
Is this person even unaware of himself?
"Insane white clothes, who are you really daring to tease?" Suddenly a clear voice came from the crowd.
Chu Ci looked behind the white-robed swordsman. It was a man in purple and black clothes. He also wanted this fan, but this man was much more attractive than the white-robed swordsman.
Hearing this sound, the swordsman in white immediately put away the fan, turned his head and pointed the handle of the fan to the opponent and warned: "Remove the insignificance."
The man was completely unmoved and said, "I remember this little beauty is the little Ou Huang raised by a big smoker? Do you believe it or not if someone records your current appearance to the big guy, he must hire a bunch The man in black stuns you to death!"
Bai Yi has a backbone to talk about it, and he said to the effect: "Being a ghost under the peony flower is also romantic. Moreover, the smoker is always kind, and he doesn't use a knife for a woman."
Ziyi shook his fan and said, "That's not necessarily true. You won't understand love as a single dog for ten thousand years!"
When someone said that he was raised in captivity, Chu Ci didn’t want to swallow his anger. He also raised his head and said hardly: "What you said is wrong. I think I’m raising him in captivity. I can dig him up for whatever he wants. !"
Here, the white clothes seemed to be poked in the sore spot, and the face turned red and hit the purple clothes.
Chu Ci had already made a statement, no matter if they heard it or not, he took the opportunity to sneak to the coachman.
"Go to Taolin!"
"okay!"
It feels that white clothes are mostly fooling people. He has to go to the door to take a look. If those people who come out of it really think that the sea of flowers is really fun, it’s okay to get married. Now that you are ready to play all the programs. You have to experience it again.
Chu Ci sat on the swaying carriage and watched the white light slowly appear in the endless dark forest, then slowly turned into pinkish white, and finally got bigger and bigger.
In front is the Peach Blossom Forest.
The coachman left him at the entrance of Peach Blossom Forest and disappeared.
After Chu Ci got out of the car, there were people around him constantly, and they should all go to Huahai, because these people were two together, and they were obviously married couples holding hands.
Chu Ci felt that the pair was dazzling, and he followed the direction of the peach petals floating above his head.
The swordsman in white said that just follow the petals.
It didn't take long for Chuci to stand in front of the entrance of the sea of flowers. .
It is worthy of being a place where couples can go. Even the entrance is romantically poking at the careless liver of a single dog like Chuci for a thousand years.
The peach blossoms in the peach blossom forest all fly to the circle and slowly fall around the circle. This place is also beautiful as a landscape.
Suddenly, two knights holding hands appeared beside Chuci.
He took a firm look and found that they were two men, who seemed to have just emerged from the inside.
Chu Ci couldn't help feeling that the world seemed to have opened up a lot, and two men could be so upright together.
After seeing Chuci, the two people who came out looked around and said, "Are you alone? Then you can't get in. You have to go hand in hand with the chivalrous couple in and out of the sea of flowers." They let go. He took the opponent's hand and rubbed it.
Chu Ci blinked his eyes and said, "I haven't gotten married yet, just come and have a look."
One of them heard him say that he didn't get married and immediately said earnestly and earnestly: "I advise you not to just go inside because you are curious. It's just looking for abuse. It's too heartbreaking. This kind of place is not suitable for single dogs like us!"
The other man nodded in agreement and said: "I spent this unjustified money here not to play but to buy sins. I feel that when I broke up with my relationship, I was not as sad as today. I now feel that even before She cheated first and I want to chase her back and come here with her. I now have a feeling that there is nothing unforgivable. This sea of flowers is poisonous to single dogs!"
The two looked at each other and nodded sharply.
Suddenly one of them looked at Chu Ci and said, "Oh, I remember, which European emperor are you?"
When Chu Ci saw that someone else recognized him and laughed, he stretched out his hand and shook hands with the two of them and said, "Don't be sad, the girl will have it!"
The two looked at the hands they were holding and nodded violently, "Take a breath, there will be something!"
In an instant the sadness of the two people just disappeared.
"Ou Huang deserves to be Ou Huang rubbing your European gas, I am not sad now" one of them embarrassed: "If you want to go in and play, you should marry the big smoker early so that you will not be caught by others when you go in. I'm blind."
The two of them left after speaking.
Chuci was a little moved by what the two people said just now.
He smiled and looked at the teleportation point in front of him: Reminiscent of his ex-girlfriend and forgive her for cheating? This thing seems to be suitable for smoking? ?
The desperate Xiaomiaomiao of Chuci seemed to have been poured with holy water and quickly grew tall and sprouted, and plunged into his heart. Isn't the goal to lack this opportunity to stimulate him to remember the moment when two people fell in love?
It turns out my luck didn't run out! , Chuci proudly circled the teleportation point.
Flower sea, my future depends on you.
Because of the encounter just now, Chu Ci, who was thinking about playing games for himself, soon returned to the gang to think about cooking smoke.
He opened the package and looked at the two sets of happy clothes arranged side by side in the corner of the package, thinking that they would be used soon.
However, he looked at that suit of women's happy clothes in a blink of an eye.
Marriage is not something that can be done by one person. What should I do if I lack a woman?
Can't you find a girl for Chuyan just to get married? He always felt that his personality would not agree to marry someone he didn't know, even if he knew it, the possibility of consent was very small.
And in the past few days, he also found that although cooking smoke is not handsome in the game, it is very popular. If you encounter a good girl who is abducted and refused to reconcile, it will not be worth the loss. Even the best girl does not exist in front of the smoke without peach blossoms.
At the thought of such a difficult problem in front of his eyes, Chu Ci's excitement was extinguished by half.
Chu Ci sat down on the ground again dejected.
"Hey, what kind of nasty thoughts the two men have!".
Chu Ci muttered to himself and lay down in the gang's territory, happy and empty.
Suddenly, Chu Ci's eyes, which had been darkened by disappointment, lit up again. How could he forget that the two people who entered the sea of flowers were also male!
Chu Ci immediately sat up.
If a woman is not good, he can also find a man. Cooking smoke is a standard straight man certified by the system, so there is no need to be afraid that he will be broken by the man.
Chu Ci searched around in his mind and found that Chu Yan seemed to have never had a close relationship with anyone, and he seemed to be the closest person to him.
Thinking about Chuci this way, I found that I was really lucky. There were so many people who wanted to hook up with smoke, but he was only hooked up by him. No wonder people outside always thought they had something.
Chu Ci thought about it, even if he is a man, he can only do it by himself. A male friend who is not very close might not agree to marry a same-sex he doesn't like.
Hey, I feel that the goal is a bit pitiful.
For the sake of his concern for my future, I will send the Buddha to West.
I have a lot of food and clothing, and there is no loss even if it is unsuccessful anyway, a dead horse is a living horse doctor, and by the way, I can go to Huahai for a round of fun.
Chu Ci looked down at his clothes and thought about opening the package, and put on the emerald green skirt that the smoke gave him. When he saw the wedding dress in the package, he paused and reached out to change it. The green dress put the women's suit on himself.
The face in the smoking game must not look good in women's clothing, so he reluctantly wears it first.
Chu Ci just lay in the gang territory in his happy clothes, doing his spring and autumn dream of retiring.
Chuyan went online for the first time since playing the game today, because yesterday's little apprentice seemed a bit abnormal.
However, as soon as he logged into the game, he saw that the little apprentice who was still melancholic yesterday suddenly put on a happy suit and lay down in the gang territory and fell asleep. He seemed to be in a better mood?
Thinking that I could see this person sleeping in the game every time I went online, I couldn't help but wonder.
Don't this person never go offline? Although the game party said that sleeping in the game can also restore energy, but it seems a bit strange that I would rather sleep in the gang territory than go offline to bed.
Seeing that there was nothing wrong with the little apprentice, cooking smoke went to the world on a routine basis.
【World】Chuyan: I’m online now. Those who need to get married can come to Bailulou.
[World] Drunk Moon: Big smoker, yesterday someone wanted to seduce your beloved little apprentice and wanted to trick him into getting married. Fortunately, Yue is always you, otherwise the little apprentice will be abducted.
Cui Yan was stunned, looked down at the apprentice in red and then cast his gaze on the World Channel.
[World] Chuyan: I see.
[World] Zuiyue: Tsk tsk tsk, I know these three words are very meaningful, it's not that I am not moral, I advise everyone not to provoke the little apprentice, the boss really puts him at ease.
Chu Yan lowered his head and glanced at Chu Ci, who was still asleep. At this time, there were still knights who wanted to get married in the Bailulou, and the gang territory could hear their conversation.
He stayed for a while until the sound on his head became more and more complicated before turning his head and stepping into the teleportation circle.
Chuci was awakened by the noise overhead.
He looked sleepily at the sky in a daze.
When Chu Ci slept, he had a dream, dreaming that he had completed all the tasks in the world, and then ran to each world to dig out the buried baby and live his own little life in a smart manner.
The noise in my ears kept coming and going, and Chu Ci suddenly glanced at the game time as if he was thinking of something. It was 30 seconds before eight o'clock, how could this person be already in the game? This seems to be the first time since he joined the gang.
Now that Chuyan was already online, he quickly solved the matter.
Chu Ci quickly got up from the ground and dragged his long skirt to the teleportation circle.
Soon, he appeared in the Egret Building in a red suit.
There is a couple of knights who are ready to get married.
The sudden appearance of Chu Ci made the two players stunned.
Chu Ci smiled at the two of them, then dragged his big skirt to squeeze it to Chu Yan's side.
Chu Yan had already discovered that he had come out, and let him go to his side without saying anything.
Regardless of whether Cui Yan saw him or not, Chu Ci took the initiative to squeeze in front of Cui Yan and squinted his head to look at his honest and calm face and said: "Shall we go get married?" He blinked his eyes after speaking.
Cui Yan paused when he was helping others to engrave their names, and raised his eyes to look at his little apprentice.
The onlookers who were calm by the suitor were not calm.
[World] Dig Dig: Sixty-six, Ou Huang proposed to marry a big smoker, I am a witness.
[World] Fengxue: (@ο@) I remember I bet a dime.
[World] Xiangxi: I remember I bet two cents.
At this time, the two protagonists were not in the mood to look at the world. Chu Ci waited for Cui Yan to reply, and Cui Yan's face had been calm as water also leaked a little surprise.
The two people looked at each other quietly for a few seconds.
Chu Ci waited for a while to make his reason more attractive, and suddenly added: "I want to see Huahai, but I can only get in there if I become a relative."
[World] Doll: After learning what I learned, I didn't expect Ou Huang to be so sultry at a young age.
[World] Dig Dig: [Doll] I want to go to Huahai~
[World] Doll: [Dig Dig] I will take you there soon~
Chuci felt that the expression on his face was going to be stiff, but he was roaring with a stiff smile on his side: why don’t you still speak, if you agree, then you don’t agree or you don’t agree, is it necessary to consider a game like a lifelong event? Is it?
Seeing that the smoke has been silent, Chu Ci let go, wrinkled his face, and stood up straight and thought about it. This plan didn't work.
Hey, let's relax and play games.
When he was about to turn around and return to the gang's territory, Cooking Smoke moved his mouth, as if after careful consideration, he solemnly said, "Yes."
[World] Wawa: 666, the big smoker couldn't bear to see the disappointment of the little apprentice, and finally agreed when he saw that the little apprentice was about to leave (Why do I have a feeling that the boss is going to take the marriage proposal in this game seriously?)
Suddenly Chu Yan agreed?
Chu Ci suddenly turned his head to look at the other's calm face, the two words just now seemed to be just his own auditory hallucinations.
He quickly confirmed: "Really?"
"Ok."
A smile slowly piled on Chu Ci's face. As if thinking of something, he quickly stood aside and said, "Then you solve these people first, I'm not in a hurry."
"Yeah." In response, Chu Yan turned his head and continued to carve rings for the two waiting knights.
Fortunately, it's just such a couple.
The two people waiting on the side happily said, "It's okay, we're not in a hurry!"
However, the marriage announcement quickly went into the world.
As soon as the two people’s announcement came out of the world, they started to drive people out.
When Chu Ci saw that the person left without waiting for the smoke to open his mouth, he took out the men's wedding suit in his bag and put it on the table in front of him: "Just put it on."
Then he looked at the cooking flue with suspicion: "Are you the one of us who are both the old man and the player?"
"no problem."
Since there is no problem, Chu Ci hurriedly said: "Then you quickly change into our marriage and we will get married now, and then we will go to Huahai Zhuangzhang to see."
Chuci thought for a while and continued: "Don't accept the ring, I have two mandarin ducks and glaze waist pendants that are enough for me to get married twice." Chuci hurriedly took out one of the things the system gave and put it out. On the table.
Cuiyan looked at Chu Ci in a daze, and changed into Xifu under the urging of the other party.
However, instead of taking the Yuanyang Liuli waist pendant that Chuci gave, he took out the one he made from his own package and put it on the table, saying, "Since I am pleased to convince you to come out, then I will come out the token."
Chu Ci thought for a while, and that was right, he reached out and took his things back.
Don't forget it, this thing is sold for a sum of money.
"Everything is ready, next you come!" Chu Ci looked at the smoke with excitement.
In his expectation, Chu Yan picked up the waist pendant and engraved the names of the two on the waist pendant on the private interface that Chuci could not see.
[System] Congratulations to your lover [Chui Yan] and [Chu Ci] who became a heroic couple under the witness of Yue Lao, and wish these heroic lovers alive and each other forever!