Chapter 3: Fart mine


"Fart ball?" Ye Chen was taken aback!
The most important thing is that he feels that he can launch them!
Turning to look around, there is no one around, only a few people on the playground are still playing.
"Try it first!"
bu!!!
This time it was a melodious sound!
"I go!"
At the place where Ye Chen aimed with a fart ball, the flower branch broke and the soil flew!
"This time, it doesn't seem to have such a big smell? The mud should have absorbed most of it!"
"Mother of the earth, so great!" Ye Chen couldn't help but admire!
"How do I feel that it can be detonated regularly? Can you also control the sound effects?" Ye Chen wondered.
"You'll know if you try again!"
Another coquettish turn!
Boo!
This time, the voice was extremely low and inaudible!
Ordinary people can't feel it at all! I can't even see it! However, Ye Chen knew that the fart ball came out of the chamber... Uh, no, after the came out, he shot out directly, moving fast toward the established goal!
Seeing to be in the dirt!
"Blast!" Ye Chen said heartily!
bu!
Ye Chen felt the ball of fart spread out like fireworks, everywhere!
"I'll escape!" Ye Chen was much smarter this time, and before that breath had drifted here, he just fleeed away!
"Where is the fart ball? It's a fart thunder! There are three shots left, save a bit! Hey..."
...
Finally came to the class!
This section is mathematics.
The math teacher is already in the classroom!
"Why did you come back?" Mathematics Teacher Zhang Yan asked Ye Chen.
"I……"
"Do you want to say that when I went to the toilet, I had a stomach trouble?" Teacher Zhang said with a sneer on his face.
"This..." Ye Chen was speechless, he really wanted to say that. In fact, this situation fits his own situation very well. He did have a stomachache, but this reason was really bad. The teacher had already used it. Do not believe it!
"No need to explain. When I first entered the classroom, I already saw that among the people playing on the playground, there is you? The college entrance examination is coming soon, and you have the mind to play there. Your heart is so big! Stand first! Introspect and reflect there!" Teacher Zhang said angrily.
Afterwards, continue to lecture!
Two minutes later, someone walked in again from outside!
Gao Jianwen!
Ye Chen could see clearly just now, this kid is the one playing on the playground!
"Gao Jianwen, why did you come back so late?"
Gao Jianwen slightly covered his stomach with his hands: "Teacher, I just had a stomach trouble."
"Come in! The college entrance examination is about to take place, so pay attention to your body! You know?" Teacher Zhang said.
Seeing this, Ye Chen was also speechless!
Learning well is to be spoiled!
Obviously this guy came back late from playing on the playground. The teacher even believed the lie, but the teacher didn't believe it when he was telling the truth!
"Everyone turns over the test papers and the second to last question. Although this is the second to last question, it is more difficult than the first to the last question from the teacher's point of view. It is a well-deserved finale! In the third grade of the school, there were 13 classes, but only 16 students answered, and our class accounted for two!" When Teacher Zhang said this, it was difficult to hide her pride on her face!
"That is Li Zixuan and Gao Jianwen two classmates!"
"You two, who wants to come up and tell the students this question for the teacher?" Teacher Zhang asked the two.
As the teacher said, all the male students looked at Li Zixuan, and all the female students looked at Gao Jianwen!
"Teacher, let me tell you all!" Gao Jianwen said.
"Okay! Then come on!" Teacher Zhang said with a smile.
Gao Jianwen walked up, and many female classmates had stars in their eyes!
"Cut! This kid loves to be pushy!" Many male classmates are not angry!
Gao Jianwen walked to the top, picked up the chalk and started explaining!
"This question is a change from the last question of Mingzhu City's college entrance examination mathematics question last year. The person who wrote the question made an integration on the basis of the original, combining the sequence of numbers with the knowledge points of analytic geometry in advanced geometry. , The breakthrough point is in this analytic geometry..."
Gao Jianwen talks freely, confident and calm!
Many female classmates were a little bit stunned!
Gao Jianwen obviously enjoys this feeling!
"Classmates, do you understand?"
"Understood! Understood! That's great!"
Many female classmates admire them there!
"Ye Chen, do you understand?" Gao Jianwen at this moment, like a winner, asked Ye Chen condescendingly.
"Don't ask, he definitely doesn't understand!"
"If he can understand, everyone in our class will be the top pick in the college entrance examination!"
Several classmates who walked close to Gao Jianwen ridiculed there.
This makes Ye Chen angry!
This kid pretends to be forceful, even wanting to step on himself?
"Actually, there is another way for this question!" Gao Jianwen said confidently.
"What? There is another way? There are fewer than 20 people in the school who can solve this problem. He actually has two ways!"
"Awesome!" A few girls said idiotly.
"Ye Chen, listen well this time, I will tell you another method! I hope you can understand!" Gao Jianwen said to Ye Chen.
"Cao, pretending to be addicted, right?" Ye Chen slandered!
He knew that this kid was definitely not so kind. He was making a fool of himself in public!
"This method is a bit tricky. It uses the knowledge points of university advanced mathematics. Although it is university knowledge, it will not be forbidden during the college entrance examination, and its use is encouraged!"
"Wow! University knowledge, he knows it!"
"so amazing!"
A group of girls are again!
Even Teacher Zhang Yan nodded!
Gao Jianwen stood on it, his face full of contentment!
"It's this formula. With this formula, you can save the tedious calculation process and get the result we want directly!" Gao Jianwen wrote down the formula on the top, especially at the end, also made a big gesture on the gesture. The amplitude of the swing is chic and elegant, with a long aftertaste!
It is simply outstanding!
Everyone was stunned!
Even the boys like Bao Wensheng, even though they are very unhappy in their hearts, still have to admit that they are forced to give full marks!
But when Gao Jianwen enjoys the eyes of everyone's worship!
bu!!!!!!!
A long voice sounded behind Gao Jianwen, like a trombone and gone!
Suddenly, the whole class is quiet!
Then everyone reacted!
The first few classmates who had good acquaintances with Gao Jianwen all tried to suffocate a smile, and their faces were almost flushed!
The people sitting in the back are very wild!
"Hahaha..."
"I'm still wondering why the 3 written at the end has to be stretched so long, because it turned out to be for this long fart!"
"Right drop, drop right! It's true, the ancients don't deceive me!"
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