Chapter 5: Toxic in fart


Except for Ye Chen, everyone was far away, and even Director Yan kept coughing. It was really... so delicious! Can't stand it at all!
"Let him rest for a while, it won't work! Let him go home and rest first!"
Seeing Gao Jianwen closing his eyes, his face flushed, the teachers did not care. Anyone who encounters this will be embarrassed to see people!
In this case, fainting, I am afraid it is the best result!
"The other classmates hurry back to class! That... classmate Ye Chen, wait here again, wait for him to wake up, please send him home again!" Director Yan said carefully.
He was sure in his heart that Gao Jianwen was pretending, and after a while, he should be able to wake up. Now Gao Jianwen most hopes is to hide himself and never be noticed by his classmates!
The other teachers nodded after listening, preparing to organize their students to leave.
However, at this moment.
"Now he must be sent to the hospital right away! Can't wait here! Otherwise, he will die!" Ye Chen said very seriously.
what? Must be sent to the hospital immediately, or he will die soon?
Was he killed by a fart?
Everyone wants to laugh!
"Student Ye Chen, are your words a bit serious?" Director Yan asked.
"I'm not alarmist! Look at him now, sweating profusely, body temperature rising, pulse quickening, shortness of breath, and he is completely in a deep coma! His symptoms are very similar to those of biogas poisoning! If the rescue is not timely , Maybe it will be life-threatening! Even if the rescue is too late, it will cause permanent damage to the brain!"
"What? Poisoned by biogas?"
"Could it be...could it be that... he... is poisonous in his fart?"
Everyone looked at each other, dumbfounding, feeling a little... messy in their minds!
When Ye Chen said that, Director Yan and the teachers could no longer care about the smell, and quickly stepped forward to investigate his situation!
"Fever, rapid heartbeat, rapid breathing, and dilated pupils, this... is indeed a deep coma caused by poisoning!" a teacher said seriously.
"I'm going! The fart is really poisonous!" Some classmates cried out strangely!
"He even poisoned himself!"
"The world's wonder! It's the world's wonder!"
Although some people were joking, Ye Chen and the teachers did not dare to delay for a moment. They ignored the taste and directly carried him to the County People's Court!
Watching Gao Jianwen being pushed into the rescue room!
Ye Chen's heart kept beating, and he was uneasy!
"This time seems to be overplayed!"
God knows, the power of my own fart is... so big!
The head teacher Li Weihong came over and patted Ye Chen on the shoulder.
"Don't mess around and take responsibility! Regardless of your predecessors! You did a good job!"
"Lao Zhang... Teacher, you passed the award, I didn't think so much!"
"This is a rare and precious place. This is your heart!" Then, Li Weihong sighed: "Unexpectedly, so many teachers are there, and at the critical moment, you turned out to stand up! I don't know, I should be ashamed. , Should be relieved!"
Ye Chen was speechless after hearing Lao Zhangren's praise!
Now if I tell the old man, everything is caused by my own fart! I don't know if he will throw himself upstairs!
When Gao Lin heard the news of his son’s fart poisoning, he almost choked to death by the sip of tea he had just drunk into his mouth!
Fart poisoning? Or the son's own fart?
He wants to scold his mother!
Now, he was dangling at the door, and Gao Jianwen's mother was crying!
An hour later, the door of the rescue room opened!
"Doctor, how is my son?"
"Old Liu, how is my son?" Gao Jianwen's mother Li Fengmei asked eagerly.
She is the head nurse of this hospital and is naturally familiar with biogas poisoning. If it is handled in a timely manner, there will be no danger, but if it is... she can't imagine it!
"Jianwen is out of danger, but he needs to rest!" Doctor Liu said to Li Fengmei and Gao Lin.
"Old Liu! Thank you! Thank you! You saved my son's life!"
"Fengmei, you are also a medical staff. Naturally, you should be most grateful to the person who sent Jianwen in time. If you are late, the consequences may be disastrous!" said Dr.
"Yes, yes!" Li Fengmei nodded again and again, and then the two couples walked to Ye Chen, thank you very much!
Ye Chen, that's quite embarrassing! Quite...guilty!
If so, let the two couples know that the fart was on their own. I don’t know, will they tear themselves on the spot!
When Ye Chen returned home, it was already past five in the afternoon!
"Xiao Chen, you just came back. Don't go to Huailing Mountain to help your father sell things today. Hurry up and help your mother calculate this month's accounts. Your Uncle Liu and his father are in an emergency and are waiting to settle the bill." Ye Chen's Mother Feng Guizhi said.
Ye Chen's family conditions are not good.
His father, Ye Zixiang, was in a car accident when he was young and his legs have since become paralyzed. Sitting in a wheelchair all the year round, I can't do other tasks. Fortunately, close to Huailing Mountain, I can often sculpt some gadgets with my own hands, or make some clay sculptures by hand, sell them to tourists, and subsidize their families!
Mother Feng Guizhi is a small vegetable vendor, selling vegetables on the move all year round. In the past two years, the supervision of urban management has become stricter, and business has not been as good as before.
However, their family of three didn't ask too much, and had fun in hardships, just like sweets.
"I remember that it was a bit messy on the account. When you do the calculation, pay attention, don't make a mistake." Feng Guizhi handed a yellowed homework to Ye Chen.
Ye Chen opened the "small ledger", and there was a lot of densely written on it!
"No. 3.1, purchase: tomato 1.28 yuan/jin, 56 jin, cucumber 2.35/jin, 62 jin, coriander 5.36 yuan/jin, 2 jin, zucchini 1.35/jin, 42 jin...
Return: Tomato 0.63/jin, 7 jin, cucumber 1.14/jin, 15 jin, zucchini 0.65/jin, 4 jin. "
No. 3.1 has a good business, it should be a big customer.
Purchased the night before, if you can't sell it the next day, you can still return it, but the price will be much discounted.
A total of twenty days of bills, every day, purchases, shipments, odds and ends, various calculations.
To be honest, when Ye Chen first calculated for his mother, his heart collapsed!
Now, I am used to it.
Looking at this book, he is ready for a protracted battle, at least...two hours.
I wanted to take out my mobile phone to settle the account, but after touching my pocket, I found out... my mobile phone has been eaten!
To be honest, it’s impossible to say that you don’t regret eating your mobile phone. If you don’t play games without a mobile phone in the future, it will be much more difficult to even settle accounts.
"Mom, your cell phone, let me use it. I forgot my cell phone at school." Although my mother's cell phone is an old one five years ago, it is better than nothing!
As he said, he went to his mother's coat to get his mobile phone while scanning the small ledger.
However, as he walked, he was stunned!
"Tomato 1.28 yuan/jin, 56 jin, total 71.68 yuan, cucumber 2.35/jin, 62 jin, total 145.7 yuan, coriander 5.36/jin, 2 jin, total 10.72 yuan... purchase, 412.67 yuan, return 102.16 yuan, the first Pay 310.51 yuan a day"
"The next day is 200.69 yuan"
"The third day is 156.58 yuan"
"The Fourth Day 166.31"
"The fifth day..."
"..."
"A total of...3032.56 yuan purchase payment shall be paid."
Click!
The small ledger fell to the ground!
Ye Chen was scared by himself!
In the past, even with a calculator, it would take one hour to calculate the result at the earliest, but now... one minute!
Do not! It's less than a minute!
The answer is at a glance!
Even... no need to deliberately calculate!
This seems to be a subconscious reaction!
Ye Chen was stunned!
Then I quickly took out my mother's old-age machine to verify my results again, and it turned out to be...all correct!
"This...what's going on with Nima? Why has this paste-like head become the most powerful brain for a while? The speed is comparable to a calculator?" Ye Chen stunned!
But then, Ye Chen's brain opened up, and his inspiration flashed!
"Could it be...Is it because I swallowed my mobile phone and...digested and absorbed the computing power of the mobile phone?"
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