Chapter 7: , Eat up

bu!
A fart sounded like blowing a trumpet!
Ye Chen's face is green!
"Fatty!"
"What are you doing?" The fat man asked with an innocent expression.
Ye Chen's heart is dead!
Nima! Ye Chen wouldn't eat the books under Fatty's ass!
Otherwise, he would spit out all his bile!
"Is your kid crazy? When did you get so good with books! Fart! You have such a big reaction?" Fatty said with a strange look you rarely see!
"..." Ye Chen was about to cry!
But what can I say!
"Your sister! The interest on the money owed is halved!" Ye Chen said angrily.
Ten minutes later, Ye Chen ran to the bookstore again and bought the books back!
This time he went by himself. As for Fatty, Ye Chen naturally did not hesitate to let him go!
Sixth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade, ninth grade!
Especially the sixth grade math problem is a watershed. If you only use elementary school knowledge to solve it, the difficulty can be imagined!
Even, sometimes, the topics are comparable to those of the third and third year of junior high school!
When eating these things, Ye Chen took a long time to digest these things.
However, after a period of time, all these things were finally eaten by Ye Chen!
Language, Mathematics, English, Physics, Chemistry, Biology! Geography, history!
None of them are let go!
After eating these, Ye Chen felt that his head was getting bigger!
A lot of things that I didn't understand before, now I have a feeling of sudden realization!
After he ate the last bite of the math textbook, Ye Chen couldn't help but burp!
"I'm full, I'm really full! Eat more and it will break!" Ye Chen muttered to himself.
After eating, check your own income...rich harvest!
Any one of the knowledge points below high school can be said accurately.
The efficiency of digestion and absorption is as high as 95%.
Because there is a lot of digestion and absorption, the waste produced is naturally much less!
After eating so much, it turned out to be... just a fart!
This absorption efficiency is a bit high!
Ye Chen is satisfied! If you continue at this speed, you will not be far from the day when you become the number one scholar in the universe!
Looking at the time, it was already more than six o'clock!
It's getting dark already!
"It's time to pick up Dad!" Ye Chen muttered to himself.
...
Huailing Mountain!
The mountain is not high, there is no wonder of the sea of ​​clouds, there is no dangerous peaks and cliffs, and there are no ancient temples of thousands of years. However, there is always a lot of tourists here. Although it is not as good as the famous mountains in China, it is unusually famous in Qingyun Province!
Because there are rumors of immortals here!
A deity makes a mountain, not its altitude!
What's more, this immortal is also extremely effective, responsive to requests!
That has greatly increased the reputation of Huailing Mountain!
Moreover, it is precisely because this place has not been developed that it has created a landscape that is inconsistent with other famous mountains!
Halfway up the mountain!
The mountain that was originally on the seemed to be cut flat by the fairy in the middle, forming a relatively large and gentle terrain here! From a distance, it looks like a simple stone chair.
The fairy sits!
It is the name the locals gave to this place.
And some local people set up stalls and sell things here.
Snacks and drinks, local specialties and various gadgets!
Now, it is getting dark, all the tourists on the mountain have dispersed, and they are also beginning to pack their things and go home.
At the edge of the position where the was sitting, a man with short hair and gray hair was slowly packing things up, but because he was sitting in a wheelchair, his speed was a little slow.
"Dad!" Ye Chen hurriedly walked over, and at the same time he helped clean up the remaining gadgets.
These are all carved by the man himself. Although not much exquisite, they are also vivid and interesting.
The man heard Ye Chen's voice, his rough face revealed a trace of satisfaction, and his eyes became unusually gentle.
"Dad, your craftsmanship has improved again! This horse carving is really proud! It's a pity that it's too thin, if you grow stronger, you will be even more beautiful!"
"Smelly boy, did you deliberately tease dad? That's a donkey!" Ye Zixiang scolded with a smile.
On the way!
"Xiaochen, do you want to learn this craft? Your kid is smarter than your dad, and you must learn it quickly! Master Chen also said that you have a high level of savvy. If you are willing to learn, he will only charge half of your tuition. I heard that this craft, It’s also easy to find a job in a big city. Master Chen’s big apprentice now works in a large company in Pearl City, with an annual salary of one million yuan! When I come back from the New Year, I will drive a big run, and I will give it to Master Chen. Two bottles of Moutai!"
"Dad, what are you talking about? I still want to give our Guangzong Yaozu the first prize!"
"..."
...
midnight!
Feng Guizhi held a jade pendant in the shape of a crystal pyramid with complicated eyes!
"The child grows up, we are old! Follow us... only to suffer and suffer! If you find his biological parents, maybe... will be much better!"
"Hey!" Ye Zixiang let out a sigh of relief!
The face full of wrinkles, now, it looks even more vicissitudes of life!
After a while, he said again.
"If he really found his biological parents, would you be willing to let them take Xiao Chen away?" Ye Zixiang's voice was hoarse and even trembling.
Feng Guizhi paused, his face was full of pain, as if someone was about to cut a piece of meat from his body! Tears couldn't help but fall!
"I...reluctant! How can I be willing! She is the child I raised up so hard, so how can I be willing to give it to others! Uuuuuu..."
Ye Zixiang raised his head and tried not to let the tears fall, but he couldn't stop it!
The next day, Ye Chen got up, his head was dizzy, recalling everything yesterday, like a dream!
Devour Heavenly Power!
Eat your phone!
fart!
Eat books!
Everything is vivid!
Thinking of those knowledge points in high school again, one by one is like having a movie in my mind!
Not a dream!
All this is true!
I... indeed got some different experiences!
"I won't go to school today, so I will buy some books from high school!
Now the knowledge below high school has been completely unavoidable. One day, just one day, completely changed from a scumbag to a tyrant, hahaha... it doesn’t feel too good! "
However, although his thoughts are good, God does not seem to continue this miracle!
The high school books are finished!
"Bububu!"
There was a sound like thunder, like a belly, constantly farting!
This is a normal fart, this is a fart with spicy eyes, this is a fart that can completely poison Gao Jianwen!
It's all in the house now!
"I'm going, I only digested less than 5%! The rest is pulled out? Cough cough cough..." Ye Chen encountered this situation for the first time and almost killed himself!
Fortunately, parents are not at home, otherwise... the consequences would be disastrous!
This fart is poisonous!
"Really can't eat anymore!" Ye Chen couldn't help saying.
Just like a person who is full, if he eats forcibly, he will have a stomachache in the end!
Now, Ye Chen feels like this is the case!
That fart is the result of stomach trouble! I can't control it at all!
It's as if it's getting thinner!