Chapter 1547: No urination at all

After learning that Zhang Wanlin was of the same faction, the two Taoist chiefs were very kind to him.
It's like meeting an old friend in a foreign country, can you not be moved?
So a "little nephew" shouted.
"My nephew, we can also be considered as a teacher out of the same school, but we can learn some Taoism in the future."
Dao San said, "Of course, as an elder of your uncle's generation, I can mention you a little bit."
Zhang Wanlin thought, isn't it possible to learn Dao Fa in disguise? Although it is a fake now, maybe after learning Dao Fa in the future, he can still become normal.
Conveniently said: "That is thanks to the care of the two uncles."
"Well~ Ruzi can teach!"
Dao San caress his beard.
Dao Si next to him seemed to have something to say. He pulled Dao San aside and whispered: "Senior Sister, you are taking advantage of others."
Dao San smiled and said: "Junior sister, we have to be middle-aged, of course we have to be mature.
If you don’t let him call us Master Uncle, what else is it called? "
For that elm head, she really found it very funny.
The two are not actually called Dao San and Dao Si, they are called Qin Yu and Guan Lin respectively.
They are all descendants of authentic Maoshan. They usually practice Taoism in the deep mountains and old forests. No, because of the colorful world outside, they secretly descended from the mountain.
As soon as I learned to surf the Internet, I saw this bounty notice and rushed over immediately.
No way, although he is a descendant of Maoshan, he still has to eat.
Especially the delicacies of the mountains and the sea outside, you can't do without money.
Isn't it just to drive a ghost?
As for why I play the role of a middle-aged person, there is no other reason, because my identity as a woman is not convenient for doing things.
Throughout the ages, it has been heard that the male leaders, where are the female leaders?
That's why I acted like this.
Basically, they are exactly the same as Zhang Wanlin, but they are real materials themselves, and Zhang Wanlin is just wearing a Taoist gown.
Leading the group to the reception hall, the butler said: "There is still a Taoist leader who hasn't come here. You will wait a while.
After everyone arrives, the master will personally explain this task to you. "
After speaking, he disappeared silently, like a ghost.
There is no life in the manor, and even if the flowers and plants look lifeless, it is hard to imagine anyone living here again.
According to the housekeeper, he and the master have lived here alone for decades.
Do they usually have no physical needs?
If so, is that an appointment with the girl?
Or go out in person?
If not, how can it be solved?
These two big men are in the same place, are they of the same sex?
Zhang Wanlin didn't dare to think about it anymore, he also admired his own imagination, and he has never been inferior in this area.
Several people waited for a long time, but the last Daoist hadn't come, Qin Yu complained: "I haven't come for so long, the housekeeper doesn't know where he is.
What can I do if I want to go to the toilet? "
The manor is so big, the toilet is definitely hard to find. Even if you find it, you probably don't know how to get back.
"The Taoist master, you want to go to the toilet?"
The butler did not know when to appear behind her.
Qin Yu was almost startled, "Why are you always so mysterious?"
The steward said: "I haven't gone far, and I came over immediately after hearing your needs.
Do you need to go to the toilet? "
Qin Yu nodded.
"Then I will take you there now."
Zhang Wanlin stood up: "Wait, I'll go to the toilet too."
He brought the mahogany sword and followed.
The toilet is really far away, and it is similar to a public toilet. It is probably repaired for some tourists from other places.
"Arrived."
The butler said while guarding outside the toilet.
Qin Yu was about to enter the girls' toilet, Zhang Wanlin hurriedly pulled her: "Uncle Master, are you illiterate, this is a girls' toilet."
Qin Yu screamed horribly. He was urinating just now, but he forgot to dress as a middle-aged uncle. How could this be good?
If I knew this, I would never speak.
It's really unlucky to say that you won't let this person follow! But don't the toilets all have squatting rooms now? As long as the door is closed in the squatting room, no one can see anything.
Qin Yu followed Zhang Wanlin into the men's bathroom, but what made her unbelievable was that there would be no doors in these squatting rooms! This is how it is good, as soon as you take off your pants, it will be revealed.
Zhang Wanlin unzipped his trousers and peeed. Qin Yu was shocked when he looked at him. Why didn't this person show the slightest evasiveness?
But speaking, this physiological structure is also too strong.
She turned her head away flushed, didn't want to look at it, but occasionally took a sneak peek.
This was the first time she went down the mountain, or the first time she saw these colorful worlds, and it was the first time she saw a place where a man is different from a woman.
No, no, you must be firm in your Dao heart, and you can't be caught by the world.
She muttered the Taoist meditation mantra silently in her heart, and then she relaxed a little.
A phone call was made on Zhang Wanlin's cell phone, and now he has a Taomujian in his left hand, and if he wants to answer the phone in his right hand, how can he help his little brother?
"Uncle Master, you happen to be here, do my nephew a favor."
"What's busy?"
Qin Yu was standing aside, chanting the meditation curse firmly.
Zhang Wanlin said, "Help me support."
"Help?"
"That's it."
Qin Yu was dumbfounded when she figured it out, Hua Rong turned pale.
"You...you asked me to help this?"
"Well, Master Uncle, what do you mind so much as a man?"
"Don't you help, can't you?"
Qin Yu was embarrassed.
"Uncle Master, this is really not good.
Will pee on the pants. "
"Ok.
Let me give it a try. "
Qin Yu tried to stretch out his slender hand, then pinched it accurately, then lifted it slightly.
She blushed, and if it weren't for her unique disguise, she would definitely be noticed.
Her gaze shifted to the other side, but the texture on her hand reminded her all the time.
Now the meditation curse is for nothing! Zhang Wanlin finally freed his hand and answered the phone: "Hey, who?"
"I'm from the Ghost Investigation Bureau!"
There was a cold female voice on the other side of the phone.
Zhang Wanlin was stunned. The one who should come is going to come after all. It seems that they have found out.
"What's the matter?"
"I think you have a murder case in your hands?"
Zhang Wanlin broke out in a cold sweat. Is this the rhythm to catch him and shoot him?
How can that work?
He pretended not to know, "I don't know what you are talking about."
"You will know.
If you don't want to make matters worse, meet at the place I sent you at noon tomorrow. "
After speaking, he hung up the phone.
Zhang Wanlin's preoccupied look was silent for a long time.
He didn't even notice that he had already finished peeing.
For the first time to "help" someone else, Qin Yu didn't know what to do next, and said with no patience: "Hey, are you done with this?"
"Oh, it's over, give me two shakes."
"I..." Qin Yu really had an urge to be flat.
She felt her soul was tainted, and turned around and left.
After returning to his senses, Zhang Wanlin lifted his pants and followed him, completely failing to understand why the uncle was suddenly angry.
"Uncle Master, why don't you pee?"
"Your uncle, I have no intention of urinating at all."
"If you need help, I can also help you."
Qin Yu looked back at him angrily, he did it on purpose! ?