Little white face? !
Ye Fan and Xiao Yunrong were both stunned when they heard the words of the girl with heavy makeup. They never expected that the relationship between the two would be misunderstood.
At this moment, the heavily-makeup woman akimbo her hips and pointed to Xiao Yunrong's nose, and said loudly:
"Huh... I saw it just now, you take this little white face to buy clothes everywhere! As long as you give him to this lady, money is not a problem!"
With that said, she took out a wad of gold cards from her pocket. There were more than a dozen gold cards, almost covering all major domestic banks, and there were also some foreign banks.
Ten minutes ago, when she was shopping, she accidentally caught a glimpse of Ye Fan, completely fascinated by his appearance!
She didn't know why, Ye Fan's appearance was not perfect, but the temperament revealed from him made her legs weak and gave birth to an unprecedented possessiveness!
She wants him!
After that, the girl with heavy makeup followed Ye Fan, but found that Xiao Yunrong had bought him a famous brand and spent hundreds of thousands!
Such a move made her sure that Ye Fan was the little white face raised by Xiao Yunrong!
So at this moment, the girl with heavy makeup can no longer restrain herself, rushing out to "grab food" from Xiao Yunrong's mouth!
On the other hand, Xiao Yunrong had a dazed expression. With her identity and appearance, how could she have to raise a little white face?
Hooking up her finger, I don't know how many men there are in Hua Beach who are willing to be her servants!
Ye Fan was embarrassed. He knew that it must be a "side effect" of the Heavenly Domination Body, that would make the girl with heavy makeup in front of him so crazy!
Ye Fan secretly said in his heart, it seems that when he goes out by himself in the future, he will also have to wear a mask and sunglasses like a celebrity, and dress up in disguise, otherwise he doesn't know what trouble he will cause!
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At this moment, the woman with heavy makeup saw that the two of them were still silent, frowned, and looked at Xiao Yunrong and said with pride:
"Why? Don't you think there is too much money? This lady has money! Let's make a price, how much is it, you are willing to give me this little white face!"
When Xiao Yunrong heard the words, a touch of frost appeared on her pretty face, and a seductive look flashed in Feng's eyes, and she said coldly:
"Miss, please be respectful, the relationship between me and Xiao Fan is not the kind of relationship you imagine!"
As soon as the words came out, the girl with heavy makeup didn't believe it, put her hands on her chest, and chuckled:
"Cut! You lied! Do you treat this lady as an idiot? If this guy weren't the "little white face" you raised, would you buy him so many famous brands? I am so embarrassed to cover the white face, are you afraid that others will know it?"
The voice of the woman with heavy makeup was loud and harsh, which attracted the attention of many people around.
Countless eyes fell on Xiao Yunrong, pushing her to the cusp of the storm.
Among them, there are many male customers passing by.
Xiao Yunrong, who was already suffering from androphobia, seemed to be suffering from these gazes, his face pale, her body trembling, and even a layer of fine sweat dripped from the tip of her nose.
The girl with heavy makeup approached Ye Fan further, her face was full of salivation, and she subconsciously swallowed her saliva.
Smelling the strong fragrance of her body, Ye Fan frowned, turning around and preparing to pull Xiao Yunrong away from the neurosis.
Who knows that the girl with heavy makeup grabbed his arm, her eyes lit up, as if she had picked up a treasure, she exclaimed:
"Tsk tusk...little handsome guy, I didn't expect you to look very thin, but your muscles are so strong. Obviously you are thin in clothes and fleshy when you undress!
Don't worry, as long as you follow this lady, you will never be treated badly! Luxury houses, luxury cars, if you take care of this lady, you can have whatever you want! "
Hearing this, Ye Fan's mouth twitched, and his heart was completely speechless.
He shook his right hand, and pulled his arm back from the heavy makeup woman, and took two steps back to keep his distance, and then coldly said: "I said ma'am, how old are you, don't go home early to buy food and cook for the kids Homework, what kind of little white face is it?!"
"Big... Auntie?!"
Hearing what Ye Fan called him [Pencil Novel www.qbxs.vip], the girl with heavy makeup was taken aback, as if she couldn't believe her ears.
After a full ten seconds, she reacted, looking at Ye Fan angrily: "You...who do you TMD say is the aunt? She is only 27 years old!"
"What? You are only 27 years old!"
Ye Fan pretended to exaggerate and raised his tone a little bit, his face was incredible, as if he had seen something strange, he looked at her up and down, and then continued:
"Oh! I'm sorry, at first glance, I thought you were 47! Auntie, ah no-eldest sister, you are too anxious, you look like my mother's generation. !"
"you!"
The girl with heavy makeup was pale with anger, like a cat with its tail stomping on, furious, gritted her teeth and said:
"Boy, how dare you humiliate me! Huh... I know, you want to arouse my interest in this way! Very good, you have already aroused my desire to conquer! Wait for me to'wrap' you Now, I absolutely want you to kneel at my feet and sing "Conquer"!"
"Sorry, you can't afford me! And-I don't come into contact with people who are sick!"
With that said, Ye Fan stepped back a few steps with a look of disgust, as if there was a plague on the woman with heavy makeup.
"You—you dare to call me sick? Fart! This lady is Bing Qing Yujie, how can I be sick? You are the one who is sick!" the woman with heavy makeup said angrily.
"Oh?"
Ye Fan raised his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth were raised slightly, and he outlined a strange arc. He jokingly said, "Then I ask you if you have been constipated for a long time during the recent period, but your appetite is very good. Puffing up and having trouble sleeping?"
"You... how do you know?!"
The girl with heavy makeup couldn't help but exclaimed, her face looked like a ghost.
"Hehe...I also know that this is a problem with your stomach and liver. If you leave it alone, it won't take long for the symptoms to become very serious, and even cause gastritis and hepatitis! If you don't believe it, you can press your own Give it a try at Zhongwan Point!" Ye Fan vowed.
"Zhongwan Point?!"
The girl with heavy makeup said suspiciously, she didn't know where this acupoint was.
"Zhongwan point is on the front midline of the upper abdomen of the human body, which is 4 inches above the middle of the umbilicus." Ye Fan said, making gestures on himself.
Seeing this, the girl with heavy makeup subconsciously pressed her Zhongwan acupoint.
At this time, the movement here has already aroused the onlookers of many customers. At least twenty passersby gathered around, craned their necks curiously, and their eyes fell on the woman with heavy makeup.
...
"Puff puff!"
The next moment, a series of hurried voices came from behind the girl with heavy makeup, which sounded a bit like farting.
For a while, the face of the woman with heavy makeup changed drastically, and she was extremely embarrassed.
She only felt that there was a tumbling in her stomach, the suffocation that had been blocked for a long time, as if she had finally found a catharsis, and madly poured out.
"Puff puff puff puff puff!!!"
Intensive fart sounds, like a machine gun, sounded in the arena.
Almost at the same time, an unimaginable stench that ordinary people can't imagine, also centered on the body of a woman with heavy makeup, madly spread from all directions.
It is difficult to describe the smell in words!
It's like the smell of rotten eggs, food that has been rotten for a few days, rotten fish and meat, etc., mixed together, and magnified ten times, it is almost fainting!
For a while, the crowd of onlookers hurriedly covered their noses with their hands, shouting curses and fled into the distance:
"Ahhhhh...what the is this!"
"This woman looks like a human, who knows that the ruffian is so stinky, she is really not good-looking!"
"What a fart, it's a biological weapon!"
Hearing everyone's cynicism, the girl with heavy makeup was ashamed and indignant, and she couldn't wait for a big hole to crack in the ground immediately so that she could get in.
Immediately afterwards, she looked at Ye Fan again, gritted her teeth and said: "Smelly boy, are you playing with me?"
"Huh...I'm saving you. If you don't get rid of the stasis in your body, it will not take long to endanger your body! But this fart is just the beginning."
It seemed to confirm Ye Fan's words, the next moment, behind the girl with heavy makeup, there was a loud noise--
"Puff!"
The girl with heavy makeup only feels that something in her body is gushing out like the Yangtze River bursts, and it cannot be stopped.
Immediately afterwards, her body shook, and a puddle-yellow mark appeared at the pi thigh of the white skirt, which was particularly conspicuous, and the smell intensified.
Under all the eyes, the woman with heavy makeup was directly incontinent!
