Chapter 459: The highest state of picking up girls!
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Urban Madness
- Lu Tong
- 1446 characters
- 2021-02-01 04:25:27
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When Ye Fan and Liu Yiyi returned to the dormitory, the infirmary of Huahai University suddenly swarmed into a group of "uninvited guests" who were members of more than 20 football teams including Wei Jie.
"Doctor! Where is the doctor, come and treat the illness!"
"Oh! That little is too cruel to start!"
"It hurts me so much! My nose!"
For a while, the wailing sound was endless.
Seeing this battle, the two school doctors on duty were immediately dumbfounded.
You know, college students are just when they are young and vigorous, and it is normal for them to have conflicts and fights.
But so many people have been beaten into pig heads. It was the first time that the two school doctors saw each other, and they even thought there was a large-scale marriage!
"Get out of the way! Get the out of me! Let me rule first!" Wei Jie squeezed out of the crowd cursingly.
Ye Fan dealt with his kick and moved the real fire, not only kicked the bridge of his nose, but the strong impact force almost dented his face.
The intense pain caused his facial features to be twisted together, extremely hideous, and he could play the monster in "Journey to the West" without makeup.
Seeing this scene, the two school doctors were also amazed: "What's the matter? Was the injury of this degree crushed directly from the face by the earth-moving truck?"
"No! It was beaten!" someone next to him replied.
"Who was beaten? How many people were beaten? It turned out to be like this!" The school doctor exclaimed again.
"Be beaten by one person!"
"Are you kidding me alone! What weapon did the other party use? Mace?"
"Ahem... It was kicked with the foot! Ah, it's not right-to be more precise, it was kicked on a football, and then hit by the football and flew more than ten meters away, it became like this!" Someone explained.
"what?!"
Hearing this, the two school doctors couldn't help exclaiming, and a huge wave was set off in their hearts, and they were beyond surprise.
They never thought that such a serious injury was caused by a football kicked out by one person!
If this is the case, how terrifying is that person's foot power? !
"Damn! Are you babbling enough? Heal Laozi quickly!" Wei Jie roared.
"Ahem... This classmate, don't worry! With the medical equipment in our infirmary, it is impossible to deal with fracture injuries! Let's do it... Let's give you an analgesic first, and then immediately contact the nearby big hospital to let them Send an ambulance!" said the school doctor.
At this moment, a member of the football team next to him said: "Brother Jie, what should I do with this matter, should I let that arrogant kid do whatever he wants?"
"Huh...I can't just leave it like that! The only freshmen who have not entered the school for a few days are enough to ride on Lao Tzu's head and act as a blessing. If I don't retaliate back, how can I at Huahai University in the future! A few, let me find out who he is!" Wei Jie ordered.
"But Brother Jie..." someone said tremblingly: "That kid's strength is too terrifying, we all add up, and it's not his opponent!"
"Cut! So what if I can play? I really don't have a backer for Wei Jie? My uncle is the vice president of Huahai University. As long as I catch him, I will expel him in minutes!" Wei Jie gritted his teeth.
Hearing this, everyone around was beaming with joy.
The main reason why Wei Jie was able to be domineering and arrogant in the school was because of his uncle.
There is a vice-principal, and even the teachers and professors in the school give him three points of courtesy.
Now that Wei Jie has been beaten up like this, his uncle will never sit idly by!
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On the other side, Ye Fan didn't know that Wei Jie was calculating himself, and after parting ways with Liu Yiyi, he returned to the bedroom.
As soon as I entered, I saw Chu Nan looking at him with a look of admiration, and shouted: "Master is here, please be respected by the disciple!"
Ye Fan was startled and said blankly, "Chunan, what are you doing?"
"Xiao Fan, it was surprising enough to see two beautiful sisters-in-law yesterday! But I couldn't think of it, today Damei Liu would actively claim to chase you down! You are simply the reincarnation of the love saint, you Must teach me the means to pick up girls!" Chu Nan said excitedly.
"Chu Nan, I really don't have any means to pick up girls!"
For him, Liu Yiyi's pursuit is not a good thing at all, but the source of trouble.
"No! Xiaofan, don't hide your privates. The excitement of the rest of your life depends on you. You must have some unique secrets! As long as you are willing to teach me, I will cover all your breakfast in the future!" Chu Nan said very "expensively".
Seeing Chu Nan's reluctance, Ye Fan was really speechless.
Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of something, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and a joking smile was sketched, and he said narrowly: "If you insist, it's not impossible!"
Hearing this, Chu Nan's eyes lit up, and even Wang Zhen on the side could not help but up his ears, looking forward to it.
In their opinion, Ye Fan looked shameless, surrounded by all the beauties from a million, and hugged from left to right, enjoying the blessing of all people, there must be some unknown mystery!
If you can learn it, it is estimated that you will directly embark on the peak of life!
Suddenly, Ye Fan pointed his finger at his face, resisting a smile, pretending to be serious, and said:
"Look! This is the key to the core of my pick-up girl, I have now shown it unreservedly!"
"what?!"
When they heard this, Chu Nan and Wang Zhen looked dumbfounded, not knowing why.
"Xiao Fan, ah no-Master, can you make it clear, we don't quite understand!" Chu Nan said.
Upon hearing this, Ye Fan pointed to his face again, and asked, "What do you see?"
"You...your face?" Chu Nan said suspiciously.
"Yes!"
Ye Fan said solemnly: "This is the highest state of picking up girls-handsome! If you also have an earth-shattering face, you can be like me, no matter where you go, you will be chased by the big beautiful girl! …I’m so helpless too! I obviously just want to be friends with them, but they want to make me look good all day long. Is it my fault?"
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For a while, the whole bedroom was silent, and needles dropped.
Ever since Ye Fan practiced "Kunpeng Swallowing Sky Jue" to absorb dragon energy, he had originally possessed the imperial aura.
Coupled with the "thousandths" aura, it is enough to make thousands of women fall in love with him. If he is acting, it is estimated that other little fresh meat will be laid off!
But in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Ye Fan deliberately reduced his breath, causing subtle changes in the facial features on his face.
Therefore, in the eyes of outsiders, his appearance is not ugly, but it is just ordinary and unremarkable.
So at this moment, Chu Nan and Wang Zhen were dumbfounded when they heard what he said, as if they were petrified, they stood there, with only one thought left in their hearts--
I have never seen such a brazen person!
More importantly, Ye Fan still looked very serious, as if expounding some facts.
It took more than half a minute before Chu Nan came back to his senses and stammered: "Cough cough... Xiao Fan, are you serious about what you just said?"
"Yes! I have taught you the highest level of picking up girls! After all, a handsome man like me is like a firefly in the night, no matter where he goes, he cannot be ignored! As long as you have half of my handsomeness , So make a school flower!" Ye Fan said vowedly.
Chu Nan and Wang Zhen stared at each other, their expressions on their faces strange.
If others say this, I am afraid they will be regarded as a narcissist.
In the past two days, those beauties are like "moths to the fire", and they actively come to the door, so they have to believe!
"Hey... God, earth! How can the gap between people be so big!" Chu Nan sighed.
The "Cheats for Picking Up Girls" taught by Ye Fan was obviously not reproducible, which made him die.
With a desperate heart, Chu Nan turned on the computer and prepared to watch a few love action movies in order to send out the loneliness and melancholy in his heart.
However, after a while, he suddenly shouted:
"Damn! Xiao Fan, come and see... you are famous!"