Chapter 55: I just like the way you can't understand me and can't kill me!
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Urban Madness
- Lu Tong
- 1556 characters
- 2021-02-01 04:22:45
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In the self-portrait mode, the boss's face appeared clearly on the phone screen.
But now, he magically discovered that the stubborn illness that had plagued him for a year was magically cured after a few slaps by Ye Fan!
The mouth is no longer crooked, the eyes are no longer slanted!
Even the whole person does not have the feeling of the sharp-mouthed monkey gill before, which is pleasing to the eye a lot.
He seemed to be a little unbelievable. He took photos of the phone screen for a long time, and then there were tears in his eyes. He cried with joy, and shouted:
"Hahaha... My illness is cured! You can't call me Hu Weizi anymore! Laozi's name is Hu Dahai, Hu-Da-Hai!"
As if to vent the grievances of the past year, Hu Dahai's voice resounded through the audience.
Only then did the nearby vendors remember that his real name was indeed Hu Dahai, but since his facial paralysis, everyone has been making fun of him with the nickname "Hu Weizi".
Looking at Hu Dahai's ecstatic appearance, Ye Fan on the side sneered: "Huh...the problem hasn't been cured yet, why are you so happy? Now these few slaps, but let you recover for a while!"
Hearing this, the smile on Hu Dahai's face instantly solidified, and he quickly looked at Ye Fan with a hot gaze, and said eagerly: "Little brother, ah no-little genius doctor, please smoke me! Continue to smoke me, Pump hard, hard, whatever you want!"
This is the first time that everyone around me has met with such a request of "being cheap"!
However, even though they don't know what happened, there is no doubt that Hu Dahai's crooked mouth can be cured. It is definitely related to Ye Fan's previous slaps!
At this time, Hu Dahai carefully recalled that the few slaps of Ye Fan's face just now didn't hurt much.
But he seemed to feel that there was an indescribable heat flow that passed into his facial muscles through the palm of his hand, with a kind of magical power, and the miraculous effect of relaxing muscles and muscles.
At this moment, Hu Dahai looked at Ye Fan's eyes, without any negligence, and respected him extremely.
"Hehe... It's not impossible to heal your illness! But well..."
Ye Fan deliberately stretched his tone, then glanced provocatively at Jiang Yunfei, who had a pale face, and continued: "Now, let's talk about it, who does that piece of iron belong to?"
"Little genius doctor, it's yours, of course it's yours! Just now Lao Hu, I was confused for a while and said something wrong. Please forgive me, little genius doctor!"
With that, Hu Dahai quickly picked up the five hundred yuan bills at Ye Fan's feet, and reported the black iron to his side.
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Seeing this scene, Jiang Yunfei on the side was furious, pointing at Hu Dahai’s nose and yelling: "You--do you dare to regret it, don't you want a million?!"
"Cut! I want one million, and it may not be able to cure this problem!" Hu Dahai said disdainfully.
"As long as you give me this iron piece, I will give you two million, no - five million!" Jiang Yunfei shouted angrily as if he was making the last attempt.
"Huh... you give me ten million, it doesn't work!"
Hu Dahai's tone was very firm, and then he waved his hand in disgust at Jiang Yunfei, as if driving away flies.
For him now, the most important thing is to heal his face, and then he can live a normal life, and his daughter will not dislike him anymore.
Seeing that he was rejected by a hawker who set up a stall, Jiang Yunfei trembled all over his body with anger. He was no longer the same as before. His handsome facial features were twisted together, extremely hideous.
With their Jiang family's financial resources, in order to obtain this treasure, not to mention ten million, it is not a problem to give one hundred million!
But Jiang Yunfei knew that Hu Dahai couldn't change his mind no matter how high he offered him now!
At this moment, Ye Fan walked to Hu Dahai again, raised his left hand, ready to slap him.
Seeing this action, Hu Dahai didn't feel any disgust, but stretched his neck and smiled all over his face, wishing to bring his face to Ye Fan's front and make him pump hard and hard!
Upon seeing this, Ye Fan smiled in his heart although he was calm on the surface.
In fact, the three slaps just now have completely cured the sequelae of Hu Dahai's facial paralysis.
And now, it was just an excuse made up by Ye Fan in order to punish Hu Dahai for failing to keep promises.
Facing Jiang Yunfei's money offensive before, Ye Fan had already fallen into a predicament.
But Wei Lao suddenly said to him that there is a way to cure Hu Dahai’s crooked mouth, that is, by slapped, the power of Qinglong burst from his palm and penetrate into Hu Dahai’s damaged or even necrotic facial cells. Stimulate it to rejuvenate.
Although Wei Lao said swearingly, Ye Fan was still a little nervous.
After all, in order to treat this stubborn disease, Hu Dahai searched for famous doctors in the whole Jiangnan Province, but no effect.
Moreover, he had never heard of or seen the method of slapped treatment.
But Ye Fan himself did not expect that this Azure Dragon's power would be so magical and the effect would be immediate!
Three slaps can make Hu Dahai completely heal!
What Ye Fan didn't know was that, in Wei Lao's eyes, this "Four Spirits God Technique" was only the most common exercise method, but it was the top cultivation method in Huaxia.
If the news spreads, it will probably attract more than half of China's masters to it.
The Qinglong is a wood, and it is the best healing technique for life and death. It is mysterious and extraordinary. All the intractable diseases in the world are not a problem for Ye Fan!
Cultivate to the highest level, even with the magical effect of the living dead and the flesh and bones!
Of course, Ye Fan still has a very long distance from that realm!
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"Flap! Pop! Pop..."
For a time, the sound of slap in the face was endless.
In order to give this greedy and greedy Hu Dahai some lessons, Ye Fan did not hesitate.
Although he didn't use his Dantian internal energy, with his current physical strength, it was enough for Hu Dahai to drink a pot!
But Hu Dahai thought that Ye Fan was treating himself, no matter how painful he was, he always kept smiling and looked very funny!
After a full five or six minutes of slaps, Ye Fan was a little tired from the slap, and Hu Dahai's right cheek was also slightly swollen.
At this moment, Ye Fan finally stopped, and then stood with his hand holding his hand, putting on the style of a world-class expert, and said lightly: "Okay! Your disease has been completely cured! But well—"
"But what?!" Hu Dahai asked anxiously.
"As the saying goes, the appearance of a person is the manifestation of good and evil in the heart! A kind and gentle person will also seem to be kind and good-looking, and a wretched and inferior person who looks like wicked eyebrows, mouse eyes and pointed monkey cheeks! If you are still so obsessed with money and seeking profit in the future, this crooked mouth problem may happen again!"
Ye Fan's remarks just fooled Hu Dahai casually.
But when Ye Fan performed his miraculous medical skills, his position in Hu Dahai's heart had been elevated to an unprecedented level.
It is no exaggeration to say that it is no different from the imperial edict!
The next moment, Hu Dahai quickly nodded and bowed and said: "Little genius doctor, don't worry! I will definitely change my mind and be a new man!"
After getting everything done, Ye Fan leaned over and picked up the black iron block, ready to leave.
Who knows that just a few steps away, Jiang Yunfei gritted his teeth and shouted behind him:
"Stop me!"
Ye Fan paused when he heard the words, then turned around and jokingly said:
"Huh? Young Master Jiang, what else do you want? Didn't you just say that you can do whatever you want with money? But now it seems that money is not everything! At least this baby is mine now!
Oh, right! I forgot that Young Master Jiang today gave everyone a benefit, five thousand yuan per person, which adds up to several hundred thousand. You are really generous enough. If I knew it, I would call my classmates and friends to come together. Get the money! "
"you!!!"
Hearing Ye Fan's sarcasm, Jiang Yunfei trembled with anger.
Not only did he not buy the baby, he also posted hundreds of thousands in vain.
Although hundreds of thousands are not worth mentioning to him, he can't stand such humiliation. Everyone present may regard him as a triumphant!
The next moment, he looked at Ye Fan, a jackal-like cold light burst into his narrow eyes, and he said every word:
"Boy, I'll give you one last chance to let go of this baby! Otherwise, you will be the enemy of our Yuhangjiang family!"
"a ha ha ha……"
Suddenly, Ye Fan let out a burst of unbridled laughter, jokingly: "Young Master Jiang, are you a repeater? You can only say that! And... I just like that you can't understand me and do it again. Don't lose me!"