Chapter 668: Not a big trouble
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Various Heavens and Realms Picking Attribute System
- Chew Fire
- 1278 characters
- 2021-01-29 09:53:10
Outside the Golden Cave of Qianyuan Mountain.
A child with a braided head in the sky and wearing a red cloud and lotus armour raised his head and glanced at the three words "Golden Light Cave" on the entrance of the Dongfu, and hesitated.
After hesitating for a moment, the kid still said: "Open the door!"
Immediately, the stone gate of the cave automatically opened to both sides.
The child stepped into this cave.
This kid is not someone else, it was Nezha who had made trouble with Donghai Dragon Palace with Li Yao.
Nezha wears a circle of universe around his neck, holding a flint gun in his hand, walked into the Golden Cave, and came to his master Taiyi.
According to Yuanshi Tianzun’s order, all disciples of the Profound Sect of the Three Realms need to retreat for seven years, and Taiyi is no exception.
At this moment, the real Taiyi sits cross-legged on the futon, his eyes are slightly closed, and he sits in meditation.
Nezha is like a kid who has done a wrong thing. He tiptoed over and said softly: "Master."
Madam Taiyi didn't open his eyes, as if he hadn't heard him, he looked like an expert with composure.
However, the muscles on his face twitched slightly.
"Master!"
Nezha whispered again, and walked behind Master Taiyi, and began to beat Master Taiyi on the back.
Madam Taiyi still ignored Nezha.
But, Nezha whispered non-stop.
The old meat on Madam Taiyi's face was twitching.
In the end, he couldn't help it.
"Oh..."
The real Taiyi called out for a while, "Bai Lian, Bai Lian..."
He grabbed Nezha, pressed it to the ground, and shouted: "Master warned you, I want to retreat for seven years. I have practiced for nothing in the past six months. When will the seven-year retreat end?"
The calm and composure image of the real man Taiyi disappeared suddenly, and he changed into an expression of collapse.
He grabbed a few rolls of bamboo slips next to him, and pressed them on Nezha's body, and kept pinching Nezha's little face, "Little Nezha, what are you doing to bother me again?"
"Oh, oh, sir, you crushed me..."
Nezha yelled, trying to free himself from his master.
However, he was held tightly by the real Taiyi, unable to move at all.
After finished venting, Madam Taiyi released Nezha, pointed to his back, "Continue hammering!"
Then, he straightened his body, tidyed up his clothes, picked up the whisk, and changed into a look like a master who was shocked and unchanging.
He used a tone that had already seen everything through, and said, "Let's talk, what's wrong with you?"
"Apprentice..."
Nezha hesitated for a while, with a flattering smile, and said: "The apprentice didn't cause trouble, the apprentice is here to protect you!"
As he said, he kept beating Taiyi's back and squeezing his shoulders, showing a very filial appearance.
"The law protector?"
"Hmph, are you causing some trouble outside, you!"
Madam Taiyi sighed, his face looked helpless.
Ever since he took this Nezha, who is making trouble everywhere, he has never done anything to wipe his butt.
He is used to it!
Nezha rolled his eyes, and while teasing Madam Taiyi, he said, "I didn't cause any trouble, but I didn't pay attention and killed the third prince of the East China Sea Dragon King."
"Mom!"
Taiyi was shocked, and the whisk in his hand flew out.
"Master!"
Nezha quickly picked up his master's whisk and handed it to his master.
"Master is too old, he couldn't hold it steady for a while!"
Madam Taiyi took Fuchen, sat down firmly, and said lightly, "It's okay, it's not a big trouble!"
Indeed!
The dragon clan in the Baolian Lantern World is similar to the dragon clan in the Journey to the West. It looks very beautiful, but its status is very low.
The big guys in the Three Realms don't even put the dragon in their eyes.
Even the Jade Emperor Mother usually eats dragon liver and phoenix marrow.
The master of the real Taiyi is the head of interpreting and teaching Yuanshi Tianzun, and his status is even more detached. Even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother must respect three points.
Nezha, as a true lover of Taiyi, just killed the third prince of the Dragon King of East China Sea, which is nothing to worry about.
"What kind of trouble is that, that Ao Guang was not convinced and was beaten by me. I even made a noise in his East China Sea Dragon Palace, robbed him of the gold and silver jewelry from the Dragon Palace treasure house, and distributed it to the poor people!"
Nezha said nonchalantly.
The real Taiyi was taken aback, and his face was a little stiff and authentic: "Of course, this is not a big problem, the East China Sea Dragon Palace will cause trouble, nothing is okay!"
"When I was making trouble in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, I changed into a monster, so Ao Guang didn't know that I did it!"
Nezha continued.
"Hey, you have turned into a monster? No one recognizes you? When did my apprentice be so smart?"
Madam Taiyi was taken aback, his face was incredible.
"Your apprentice is so smart!"
Nezha curled his lips and continued: "However, I later said that I missed my mouth for a while, and I accidentally let Na Ao Guang know."
The real Taiyi was petrified on the spot!
For a long time, he said dumbfoundedly: "And then!"
Nezha handed the brewed tea to Master Taiyi, and said, "Then Ao Guang wanted to go to the heaven to sue me. I took advantage of the Jade Emperor’s absence and became the appearance of the Jade Emperor. Get fooled away..."
"what?"
"You... have you become like the Jade Emperor?!"
As soon as Madam Taiyi took the tea and was about to drink it, he was shocked and dropped the tea cup to the ground.
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
"Didn't I just become the appearance of the Jade Emperor? As for fearing you like this?"
Nezha doesn’t care about authenticity.
"I'm afraid?"
"When have I been afraid of Madam Taiyi?"
Madam Taiyi straightened his chest and looked very proud.
Then, he asked weakly: "Apart from these, you didn't mess with anything else?"
Nezha made another cup of tea for his master again. UU read www.uukānshu.com and said: "No, but I was so bored in the heavenly court. I saw that the Jade Emperor was a little unreasonable, so I became a bumblebee. , Dinged the Jade Emperor with a big bag!"
Madam Taiyi took the teacup, and just took a sip, he was shocked, filled his mouth full of hot tea, and sucked in the air.
After slowing down, he said: "You haven't been found!"
"No, it's not. It's just that Ao Guang doesn't talk about credibility. He originally promised not to sue me at the Jade Emperor. He didn't expect that after I left the Heavenly Court, he ran to the Jade Emperor and said that I was pretending to be the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor was very angry. 50,000 soldiers were sent to arrest me!"
Nezha is a bit angry and authentic.
"Oh my God!"
Madam Taiyi fainted immediately in shock.
"Master, master..."
Nezha was shocked and shook his master vigorously, trying to shake his master awake.
At this time, a loud voice came from outside the cave.
Nezha raised his head questioningly.
After a while, he saw four people coming in, and his eyes lit up, "Brother Li, Sister Xiaobai..."
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