Chapter 241: Flowers and genitals
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Virtual World: The Legendary Thief
- Shi Luo Ye
- 2827 characters
- 2021-03-01 11:24:14
The stone-built town trails are lined with residential houses, and most of the troops of the Golden Knights are stationed in the valley behind the town. We found this when we came to the end of the village. Moonlight Town is actually just the Golden Knights In the guise of the front, even if Wang captures Moonlight Town, the Golden Knights can rely on the terrain of the valley to carry out a Jedi counterattack.
"Dang ~!"
A pair of knights with gun racks were in front of us, and the cavalry guard said blankly: "The barracks are heavy, and no one can enter!"
Murong Shanshan froze and asked, "What should I do?"
I immediately went to the mountain and said, "We are Duck's friends. I want to find him something ..."
After speaking, I suddenly felt that the words were really pale.
Sure enough, the cavalry rolled his eyes: "Our adults are busy with business, and we have no chance to see small people!"
He glanced at me and said: "How are you guys from the Silvermoon Alliance, how can you and our adults be friends? Hurricane Kingdom is a subsidiary of the Silvermoon Alliance, and we will meet sooner or later. When we meet again, we will be on the battlefield. "
Murong Shanshan brushed it out and pulled out the lightsaber. I quickly held her down and said, "Aunt Grandma, don't be impulsive! Our task still needs to be completed!"
"Huh, talking so rushing, how do I feel this guy has the same quality as the city management?"
At this time a cavalry drove over, and the leader was in awe of gold armor in all directions.
I was overjoyed at once, , Duck made me come across here, and today's character is about to explode!
Duck also clearly recognized me. He quickly turned over and dismounted, and walked straight up. In the eyes of everyone's surprise, he even performed a standard knight ceremony to me!
"Brave soldier, please accept my highest respect!"
When Duck spoke these words, a group of knights behind him also bowed on one knee at the same time, and the whole black people were kneeling to themselves!
Murong Shanshan and I were dumbfounded. Although it was a group, the game was so real that it still made us feel helpless.
"Ding ~!"
The system prompts: Do you accept Duck's offer?
Murong Shanshan also received this option and immediately looked at me in wonder: "Will there be any side effects?"
"Who knows, for the task, accept it!"
I gritted my teeth and clicked OK.
Murong Shanshan didn't hesitate too much, and she accepted the task within a few seconds after I was sure.
The result made something unexpected for both of us--
"Ding ~!"
System prompt: Congratulations on joining the new camp! Increase camp friendliness by 5000!
Not only that, but in the next few seconds, the whole month constant system also issued a shocking news-
System Announcement: Some players touch the important plot of the system to cause changes in the human camp. The server needs to be updated urgently. The system will be officially maintained for half an hour. The duration will be 6 hours. Cooperation!
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Murong Shanshan looked at me in surprise, and I looked back at her.
"Looks, let's make things bigger this time ..." I said helplessly, "From today, I am afraid that several camps will be divided, and the four major races of humans, elves, orcs, and undead will appear In the emerging human camp ... "
Murong Shanshan could not help but cover her mouth and laughed: "Emerging humans? Then we are both emerging humans now?"
Thinking of the fact that we have joined the Duck camp, I am also speechless. I hate emerging humans. In my memory, emerging humans and other non-mainstream people are those who streak without pants. The left says "s" and the right It says "b".
I was thinking about it, Murong Shanshan said, "The system will be maintained in half an hour. You might as well come here earlier. I'm bored at home alone!"
I looked at the time: "It's too early, it doesn't look like eight o'clock!"
"Anyway, it doesn't matter if you stay at home, doesn't it? Why don't you come and join me to think about which restaurant to go to to kill the King Brothers!" Murong Shanshan continued to lobby.
I couldn't hold her greasy, and said, "Okay, okay, I'll go right away. Would you like something to eat? I'll buy it on the way?"
Murong Shanshan shook her head and said, "No, don't eat now, it will be more delicious to eat the free supper of the Wang family brothers! Go offline, let's get up together every morning and complete this task!"
I shook my head and had to go offline. I don't know what the brothers of the Wang family were going to be slaughtered by Murong Shanshan. Of course, the dark side of my heart hopes that they will only be left with panties, although this chance is not high.
Wang Xiaoer's level is only 42. It should be a new type of practice and rarely interact with people. Otherwise, there is no reason to not know my game id. Then, why should he look down on me? Does my equipment make him despise, or my appearance, after thinking about it, it should be his jealousy, after all, there are not many boys who can mix with Murong Shanshan. To be precise, in Yueheng, probably Only I have this honor.
I left a note for Lu Xuehan and told them I went out for a supper and then went downstairs. I already had a plan in my heart. If Xinyu called and asked me where to eat supper, I would tell her that she just had a bad stomach. Now, I believe she will not hunt into the men's toilet.
Spring is here, and the wind at night brings warmth, the moonlight is bright, the streets are bustling, and the rich and exciting nightlife is like a beautiful young woman in an evening dress seduces young men and women who lack self-control.
Not far away, a little girl holding a red rose was looking around looking for a target. Suddenly, her original eyes were full of light because she found that a couple was walking away.
I glanced at it a little, and suddenly was stunned. The man's right hand continued to move up and down the woman's waist. Under the dim light, I could see what he was kneading. Needless to say, the soft meat that is constantly deformed under his hands, if it is not the woman's chest, is the fat on the woman's waist.
"Brother, buy a flower for my sister!" The little girl gathered up the courage to go up, and said timidly, "Happy Valentine's Day to you!"
I suddenly remembered that tomorrow is February 14, a wonderful day when countless girls lose their virginity!
Unsurprisingly, the man reached out his hand and took out 100 pieces, handed it to the little girl and said, "Come nine roses, be fresh, don't fool me with the residual flowers of the night!"
The little girl was embarrassed: "Brother, fifteen red roses ..."
"My day ..." the man naturally cursed, and then said: "Then give me 6 sticks, remember to ask me for 10 yuan!"
The little girl picked a few flowers and gave them ten dollars.
The couple looked at each other and smiled sweetly. They went on sweetly and faintly heard the man saying, "It's not early, should we find a place to rest?"
The woman smiled shyly: "No, people are going home ... But my parents have gone to Huangshan to watch the sunrise. Tonight, I am the only one in my family ..."
The man smiled heartily: "That's all right. You saved a hundred dollars to open a house, enough to buy 5 boxes of raincoats ..."
The woman is charming and coquettish: "You are so good, if you buy so much, I want you to run out of them all night ..."
They gradually walked away, and I could not hear the words below with my ears raised.
But admiration for them was beyond the reach of the Yellow River. Good bh couple! Use 50 nights, , if the man is not a brave iron king, it is definitely the legendary cave house undefeated!
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"Brother, do you buy flowers?"
A timid voice came, I don't know when the little girl selling flowers had already come to me.
"Brother, buy some flowers ..." She continued to plead.
Buying flowers is okay. I don't care about that money, but it looks like I don't have a "sister" to give it.
"That ... little sister, there is no sister beside my brother!" I squatted and said.
Under the light, the little girl's slightly dirty face was full of hope, a pair of clear eyes flickered at me.
I'm a little surprised. This girl is very pretty. If you wash your face, change to Kawaii clothes, and make your hair again, it will be a very positive little!
The little girl said, "It doesn't matter. If you send flowers, I believe my sister will promise you ..."
Although it ’s not a brilliant lobbyist, the little girl ’s words still moved me. Just tonight, the brothers of the Wang family are going to invite Murong Shanshan to dinner. It ’s okay to take the chance to kill them. Don't die him!
So I said, "Little sister, how many roses do you have here?"
The little girl lowered her head and drew a few counts, and said, "I still have 37 flowers, brother?"
She smiled brightly, knowing that she had met a big family tonight.
I nodded and made a rough calculation: "37 flowers, 15 pieces for one flower, that's 555 dollars. How about 500 pieces for the batch I bought?"
"This ... it's too cheap ... I'm going to be scolded by my uncle ..." the little girl said in a distress.
"Well, that's 550 ..."
"Okay!" The little girl grinned.
I swiped out five red and one green banknotes, handed them over and said, "OK!"
The little girl quickly collected the money and held 37 roses over.
I thought about it, took a flower out of it, and said to her, "37 flowers don't seem very auspicious, this one, I'll give it to you!"
"Ah?" The little girl blushed immediately, and after a short while she said, "Thank you brother ..."
I have flowers in my hand, and my heart is full of puppets. If I can divide them into three, Lu Xuehan, Xin Yu and Murong Shanshan each have 12 flowers, then how much money should be saved!
Continue to walk on the road, a big man sturdy and swaggered across the market with a bunch of roses, this situation immediately attracted passersby's attention, young mms would make envious cats, and boys would disdain this behavior because they I believe that relying on my own personality charm to conquer the beloved woman, that is what the real man should do. As for the flower delivery, only the little man will seduce the woman by this inferior method.
I kept comforting myself. Sending flowers only stimulated the brothers of the Wang family. Even if Murong Shanshan accepted it, it would not prove anything. After all, she didn't like the brothers of the Wang family, let alone her personality. Not for nothing.
I remember that a college brother once gave flowers to secretly loved girls. As a result, mm was very sturdy and said: flowers count the of plants, and you just cut off the of others, do n’t you want me to hold a bunch of Do accompany you for a purposeless walk on campus paths?
That buddy has had phobias about flowers since then. I heard that later there was a phobia about genitals. He is really a poor man. I don't know what is going on now.
Thinking while walking, ten minutes later, I had already come downstairs to Murong Shanshan's house.
Ok? There were a few people standing downstairs, and they seemed quite familiar.
That ’s right, it ’s the brothers of the Wang family. Wang Xiaoer in reality is very similar to the game, but he has a yellow hair on his head and a golden necklace hanging under his neck, just like the upstarts in the 1990s.
He immediately noticed me, lit a cigarette, and asked me with a smile: "Brother, wait for a girlfriend?"
I was taken aback and thought that his current appearance was very different from that in the game, and he did not recognize it!
"Yeah, why don't you buy so many roses!" I also laughed, and it was that kind of loud laughter.
Wang Xiaoer looked down at my flower, his eyes turned, and said, "You must have spent a lot of money to buy so much. It seems that this time, you are determined to win someone else?"
He smiled rather wretchedly, , the deep meaning implied by the word "take down" is really intriguing.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Wang Xiaoer said, "Brother, anyway, you can't run out of flowers and leaves. How about the transfer point to me? It's a bit late now, not many people sell flowers outside!"
I was embarrassed: "But it was not easy for me to buy these flowers. I ran for more than ten streets and ten kilometers, and it was quite expensive!"
Wang Xiaoer was happy when he saw a play. He patted his chest and said, "It's okay, it's not money. The money brother who can buy a few roses can still afford it. You can say how much you can sell one." ! "
I saw the boldness of what he said, so he also boldly said: "Since this is the case, then I will sell it to you at the original price, one for 200 yuan, how many do you want?"
When I was speaking, Wang Xiaoer almost flashed to his tongue, and he stared at me with a stupid expression: "What? Two hundred yuan, what kind of flower is this flower, is it the best violet?"
"Since you can't afford it, then forget it ..." I immediately showed a look of contempt, "Chasing girls, chasing a p without money!"
That being said, to be fair, when I was with a few mm myself, I didn't really spend a lot of money.
Wang Xiaoer was blushed and red-faced by me. He immediately went to his brother and said, "Brother, give me two thousand yuan!"
Boss Wang asked in amazement: "What do you want so much money for? I bring 20,000. What if I do n’t pay enough?"
"Every meal is worth ten thousand, what are you afraid of?"
Seeing Wang Xiaoer's grinning look, Boss Wang shook his head and took out the money from his arms.
I'm glad to see that Boss ’s body hurts, , let you look down on me, don't I just wear Benny Road, what about Benny Road, I see that your group of so-called rich people are not fully equipped on the United States Nah!
With 20 tickets in my hand, this heavy feeling is really wonderful!
"This one is good, this one is good ..." I began to pick roses for Wang Xiaoer.
"This seems to be going away, right?" He questioned.
"Are you stunned? Look at this suit, this leaf, full of life!" I lobbied endlessly.
"Hey, do you give me this one? Not yet!"
"Fuck, you know p. This is called budding! Just like a shy girl, you have to hide half and show half to have a taste. What is the name of the phrase, yes, it is still holding the pipa and half covering it! "
"My brother, you are so erudite ..."
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As we happily divided the loot, the door opened and a pleasant female voice came.
"Auntie, it's so embarrassing. You invited me to dinner so late ..."
It was Murong Shanshan, and along with her went down the aunt Wang, the second wife of Wang Xiaoer and the oldest wife.
I didn't see the slightest embarrassment of Murong Shanshan. Under the dim light, there was a sweet smile on her beautiful face.
"Ah, Lin Fan, are you here?"
Murong Shanshan said with a bit of exaggeration ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I nodded slightly, and Wang Xiaoer, who had just exchanged two thousand pieces for my ten inferior roses, had no face.
Murong Shanshan's beautiful eyes immediately fell on the rose in my hand, and she immediately smiled sweeter.
Wang Xiaoer stepped forward and just wanted to speak, but it was clear that Murong Shanshan was faster. She ran to me lightly, and said she was still off.
"Lin Fan ..."
It seems that the coquettishness is not so appropriate. I can't find words to describe Murong Shanshan's beautiful expression at this moment. This acting is definitely beyond the level of the queen. If you take a dv and put it on the forum, post Will definitely be crowded!
Seeing that I did not respond, Murong Shanshan immediately gave me a secret glance, and seemed very dissatisfied with my performance.
I think I can be considered smart, so I quickly held the flowers in front of my chest and said earnestly, "Shan Shan, I hope that every day you are as beautiful as flowers ..."
md, after speaking, I had the urge to vomit, and Murong Shanshan was quite speechless. She took the rose and smiled: "Thank you!"