Chapter 4: Tangled Mensao Man (1)

Shen Jun took Xiao Qing to the vicinity of Chinatown. When Xiao Qing was bored, she curiously opened the window and looked out. For some reason, she suddenly laughed.
Shen Jun frowned, "What are you laughing at?"
Xiao Qing pointed not far away, while Shen Jun followed her gaze and saw a strange billboard.
"Good news, the latest SoloSum product in the United States, special effects, fast and safe. Reduce belly, stomach, waist, thighs..."
The corners of Shen Junze's mouth twitched.
Xiao Qing smiled and said: "It's really popular to lose weight everywhere. It's also popular in China. The weight-loss drugs on Taobao are very popular. This advertisement is very interesting. The belly, stomach, and waist are reduced at one time."
Shen Jun gave a low "um", which was regarded as an answer.
When Xiao Qing saw something new again, she pointed to the signboard with enthusiasm and said, "There is a private clinic over there. The doctor's name is'Zhao Meiyanfang', which is really interesting." She turned her head and looked at Shen Junze, "Is it called? The lady of Anita Mui married a man named Zhao, so she changed her name to Mei Yanfang?"
"Yeah." Shen Jun nodded stiffly.
"It seems that there is such a custom in Hong Kong. When I was in college, there was a female professor from Hong Kong, named Zhou Mao Huilin. Our classmates joked that fortunately, her husband was not surnamed Zhu, or she would have to be named Zhumao after she married. 'Again."
Shen Jun did not speak.
Xiao Qing continued to talk to herself, "You said, if Ouyang Feng marries Dongfang Undefeated, wouldn't it be called'Dongfang Ouyang Feng'. If Li Mochou married a surnamed Fei, it would be called'Indecent, Mo worry'."
Seeing Xiao Qing's excited look reflected in the rearview mirror, the muscles on Shen Jun's face stiffened.
What Ouyang Feng? What is the undefeated East? What indecent assault? Is it funny? I don’t know what she is laughing at, and she opens the window and looks curiously...
Ladylike? Gentle lady? Are you shy and blushing when you speak? Who told him? !
Shen Jun drove the car with no expression on his face. Xiao Qing was very self-entertaining. She didn't feel embarrassed when the people next to her didn't talk. She turned her head and asked curiously: "Right, you are here. How many years have you lived?"
"Ten years."
"So long." Xiao Qing paused, "Then you have been studying here?"
"Ok."
"I came to S University this time to study business administration. Do you know this school?"
"S business school?" Shen Jun was a little surprised. He paused before saying, "I graduated there."
"It's such a coincidence." Xiao Qing straightened up excitedly and turned her head to look at him, "So, you are still my senior, we are really destined."
"……Ok."
It's so destined. I had known it a long time ago.
"By the way, you said you know Shen Junze, is he studying there too? Are you in the same class, or..." I hope he has also graduated, so don't meet him at the same school to avoid embarrassing each other.
"The business school we studied together, he... also graduated." Shen Jun said calmly. He and Shen Jun are of course inseparable. They went to school together and graduated together.
"Oh." Xiao Qing asked nervously, "So, for so many years, classmates, your relationship must be very good?"
"Yeah." Shen Jun nodded without hesitation. Nonsense, I have a bad relationship with myself, and I'm going to get schizophrenic.
Xiao Qing seemed to be a little distressed. She glanced at him and said hesitantly: "I cursed him so many times today, but I was too angry. He said he would come to pick up people, but he didn't show up. He really shouldn't, right."
It is indeed embarrassing that Cursed Man’s best friend was caught on the spot. Besides, the man was kindly helping himself, so why should he make a round of it? Xiao Qing smiled sincerely and said: "Don't mind, I just scolded him and vented my anger. Anyway, I curse others and it will happen to myself every time."
Seeing Xiao Qing who was soaked in the soup, Shen Jun couldn't help but raised his lips slightly, "I won't mind, you are right to curse him. If someone releases my pigeon, I will also be angry."
"That's good." Xiao Qing curled her lips in a good mood.
The car quickly drove into the hotel parking lot. Shen Jun handed the umbrella to Xiao Qing and took out the huge suitcase from the trunk. Xiao Qing stepped forward and wanted to get the small suitcase, but he put his hand in it. On the handle of the suitcase, he picked it up first.
"Let me come." Shen Jun whispered.
"Thanks...thank you." Seeing him walking to the hotel with a suitcase in one hand, Xiao Qing's eyes widened moved, and she quickly picked up the small bag, and the little maid followed him like a little girl.
"By the way, senior, what kind of documents do I need to stay here? My visa and passport have been put in the box, I will look for..."
"No." Shen Jun continued walking forward, without turning his head back, "I will help you with the procedures."
...What a nice person.
"Thank you." Xiao Qing was so grateful that she burst into tears, and did not notice the strange smile on Shen Junze who was walking in front of her.
The two arrived at the service desk together, and Shen Jun familiarly took out a card and handed it to the waiter. Shining gold, it's still a VIP membership card.
As if perceiving Xiao Qing's curious gaze, Shen Jun couldn't help but glance back at Xiao Qing, and Xiao Qing gave him a bright smile.
"A double room." Shen Jun turned his head and said lightly.
Xiao Qing's smile suddenly froze on her face.
-Double room? !
Is not it! He looks like a gentleman, is he going to play the trick of "taking advantage of others"?
Seeing that Shen Jun turned around and walked towards the elevator with the room card, Xiao Qing froze in the same place, and couldn't think of a way to deal with it after several turns in her mind. I was in a hurry, but I listened to him urging: "Go, what are you doing there."
"Oh……"
Xiao Qing moved forward slowly, at a speed comparable to a tortoise.
Shen Jun finally understood the mess of thoughts in her mind, resisting the urge to tap a basin on her head, and lowered her voice: "There is no single room, you can only book a double room. You live alone, no Question?"
"No problem! No problem!" Xiao Qing speeded up immediately, just like a locomotive suddenly added firepower, the speed soared, from a tortoise to a rabbit, and quickly ran to Shen Junze's side, still showing a sincere smile. .
Shen Jun glanced at her silently, turned and walked into the elevator blankly.
The two stopped on the 5th floor, and Shen Jun took Xiao Qing to the reserved room, swiped his card to open the door, and turned on the lights.
Xiao Qing followed him into the house, only to realize that the conditions of this hotel were really good. An extra-large double bed is placed in the center. The warm yellow quilt is printed with elegant patterns. The room is also covered with thick carpets. The curtains, sofas, and sheets are all in the same color. The room is warm and comfortable. , And a little romantic atmosphere, even the cups on the table are a pair of lovers cups. This kind of VIP double room is obviously set up specifically for couples.
Xiao Qing couldn't help looking at the man in front of him. His stern profile still showed an indifferent breath, and it seemed that eight words were written on his forehead-"This thing is fierce, don't come near." With his personality, even if he has a lover, he will not be so romantic to bring him to the hotel, and he does not know what he does with his membership card.
While Xiao Qing was puzzled, Shen Jun suddenly turned around and said, "I put the box here."
Xiao Qing hurriedly smiled and said, "Okay, thank you."
Shen Jun turned around, walked up to her, and said calmly: "You will stay here for one night, I will go back and tell Shen Junze that he will pick you up tomorrow."
...
Shen Jun dared to say these words, of course he was fully prepared.
Based on his current understanding, Xiao Qing is a simple girl, without too much scheming, quick-talking, and a bit grumpy, sometimes...usually when she is asking others, she will pretend to be a lady and smile at others. Especially sweet, of course, it can be treated as an occasional schizophrenia and ignored for the time being.
In essence, she is an off-line and straightforward girl, the kind that is easier to deal with.
It is precisely because of Xiao Qing's distinct love and hatred character that Shen Jun dares to speak nonsense with his eyes open. Because he was sure that Xiao Qing hated "Shen Junze" so much and would definitely not wronged herself to live in Shen's house.
Shen Jun said, "Let Jun Ze come to pick you up", in fact, she just wanted to remind her of the fact that Shen Jun let her pigeons go, so as to further deepen her hatred of Shen Junze, so as to put an end to her. All the possibilities to enter the Shen family.
Without knowing that the wishful thinking in Shen Jun's stomach has been played for several rounds, Xiao Qing at this time was bowing her head in distress and hesitating.
Let Shen Jun pick it up?
After thinking about it, Xiao Qing still feels that there is no need to do so.
I was expecting him to pick him up at the airport just now, but he didn't show up, and now he didn't want to see him again.
What's more, she had already sent that grumpy text message to the fellow surnamed Shen, scolded him happily, and said that she would violate his personal safety. It was arrogant. If she saw it in person, she would not Dare to do it. She was slapped flat when she was slapped. Besides, the character of that person named Shen Junze didn't look good. A gentleman speaks but doesn't use his hands. He doesn't need to speak to such a villain, and just send him off with a text message. There is no need to meet.
More importantly, Xiao Qing didn't want to live with them either. I heard that all of them live in a large courtyard. Grandpa Shen, uncle and aunt, uncle and aunt, so many people, Xiao Qing feels uncomfortable after going there.
Thinking of this, Xiao Qing said hurriedly: "No trouble, I will live here for the time being, and I will find another place to live when school starts in a few days."
Shen Jun handed Xiao Qing a rope, and she climbed up obediently.
Although he had anticipated the answer a long time ago, Shen Junze's face remained calm, and said lightly: "Then how long do you plan to stay here?"
Xiao Qing thought for a while and said, "Well... about a week."
Shen Jun nodded, "Alright, I'll go downstairs and renew the fee for you later. You can live here for a week without worry."
Xiao Qing hurriedly shook her head and said, "How can I do it? I'll pay the money myself. Today is enough to trouble you."
Shen Jun said calmly: "Jun didn't come to pick you up, because he was at fault first. You will pay for the hotel as I...pay for him."
"This..." Xiao Qing scratched her head hesitantly. After thinking about it, Shen Jun's misfortune was caused by Shen Jun, and she was of course at ease to ask Shen Jun to pay, this... absolutely possible!
"Thank you then." Xiao Qing smiled happily.
"You're welcome." Shen Jun looked at her well-behaved smiling face and couldn't help but think of the scene of her being so angry and akimbo. He resisted the urge to twitch at the corner of her mouth, was silent for a while, and then tore another piece from the sticky note on the table. Paper, wrote a series of numbers and handed it to her, "If you have any difficulties in the future, you can find me."
"Okay." Xiao Qing hurriedly took the note he handed over and put it in the drawer carefully.
Shen Jun saw her soaked all over her body, and water droplets kept falling down her hair. She looked pitiful and couldn't help but said: "You got caught in the rain, go take a shower. Rest early. Don't catch a cold. ."
"Well, I know." Xiao Qing raised her head, showing a grateful smile.
It is rare to say such words of concern, and the other party is still looking at him with emotion. As the "culprit" who has just been cursed by her, Shen Junze's mood is really quite complicated. Under her smiling gaze, she turned her head silently and gave a light cough. After a while, he whispered, "Then...I'll go first."
"Okay." Xiao Qing sent him to the door, bending her eyes with a sincere smile, "You have helped me so much, I don't know what to say, anyway, I really appreciate you today."
"You're welcome." Shen Jun whispered, "You can rest. Good night."
"Well, goodbye. Be careful on the way."
After Xiao Qing closed the door, Shen Jun stretched out his hand and touched his stiff cheek.
That's enough, encountering such an off-line girl always challenges his bottom line of patience. What is even more exaggerated is that he offended this girl inexplicably, and was cursed by her face to face a hundred times...
He is not the Oscar actor, and the muscles on his face are a little bit painful all the way.
Shen Jun turned and went downstairs, got into the car, looked at himself in the rearview mirror expressionless, and couldn't help but exhale for a long time.
From the moment he witnessed Xiao Qing tantrums and cursed himself twice in a row, he felt that this incident... did not seem to end so easily.
The phone rang suddenly. I picked it up and it was a new text message from Xiao Qing
"Jesen, thank you so much today, thank you for helping me so much. After a few days everything stabilizes, I will invite you to dinner again^_^ I am glad to meet your friend, I am Xiao Qing^_^"
Shen Jun twitched the corner of his mouth and couldn't help pressing the last one again
"Shen Junze, I am Xiao Qing who was put a pigeon by you! I will curse you for vomiting and diarrhea a hundred times before eating every day!..."
Looking at two very different text messages, one is a gentle lady, and a cute smiling face is added at the end; the other is a cannibal tigress, every word is powerful...
Shen Jun couldn't help but press his temple with a headache.
He has a private number, a work number, and uses a dual-card dual-standby mobile phone to handle personal and work matters in a timely manner. Obviously, Yu Jia left Xiao Qing with a private account, and Shen Jun was suspicious, so she left her with another job account. As a result, Xiao Qing's two text messages were sent to two different numbers, but received in the same mobile phone.
The same person, in a completely different tone, looks like this... seems like schizophrenia?
Shen Jun held back a smile, extracted the number, stored it in the phone book, and signed it as "Bomb Qing".
Brief translation: bomb clear.
There is a special group called Bomb group in his mobile phone business card, and there are only three people who have received such generous treatment. Bomb Jie, noisy younger brother. Bomb Jia, unrestrained sister. Bomb Qing, I just met today, Xiao Qing who is explosive and has tigress potential.
Every time the "bomb group" calls and sees the sign of the bomb, he can turn off the phone as quickly as possible.